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Note to Mod: I?m not sure if this belongs in the recommendation section (as a recommendation of Dummpy), the provider section (in the event that he and I offer this service more widely LoL!!!), or just a general thread. Note to Cerbites: Yup ? this is long. Also a bit graphic. Can?t help it on either point.. Skip it if you wish Today after a bit of planning and soul searching (could I/we really do this?) Dummpy and I made my fantasy come true. Our mission: to be a duo (yes, the two of us) with a woman, to ravish her together in every possible way we could think of up to and including DP?ing her. BTW ? before anyone raises eyebrows? we are talking consensual and respectful stuff here. We first mulled this over a few months back and finally today took the plunge. Our lady (yes she is a beautiful, sensual, classy but adventuresome lady) was carefully selected by connoisseur Dummpy to be our Damsel of Desire; hereinafter known only as DoD). (BTW? please do not send a blizzard of PM?s to Dummpy or I looking for contact info. She is not in the ?industry? nor is she looking to be. She does not advertise on EC or anywhere else. DoD is, and must remain, our little secret. Sorry ?bout that! Dummpy and I had previously enjoyed the secret delights of DoD individually in the past and our mutual good chemistry and her willing spirit made her a wonderful choice.) Dummpy then arranged the outcall location rental, bought the bottled water (to replenish lost body fluids of course) and a large box of condos. (more on that later). Scheduling 3 people is an order of magnitude more complicated than 2 and patience is required. Even with all of the planning there was a minor last minute hitch but all was quickly resolved and the three of us walked thru the door hand in hand to our great little adventure. Clothing quickly became history and DoD came face to face with the reality of being worked over by 2 guys seriously intent on providing her with max pleasure? and she LOVED it. DFK, BBBJ (Dummpy) + DATY, DATO (me) gave way to FS-vag-doggie (Dummpy) + BBBJ (me) gave way to ? whatever else. I started to count her orgasms but finally gave up. Eventually we got around to FS-vag-cowgirl (me bottom) transitioning slightly to more of a doggie with Dummpy scoring the the first DP from behind. Pausing only to grab some water, a condo change for Dummpy (moving from ass to pussy), and a bit of air for DoD, I stayed on the bottom while she reverse cowgirled her ass on me and Dummpy again completed the DP from above. Somewhere along the line we tried a double vag DP a couple of times, but even DoD?s soaking wet gaping front door could not take two throbbing manhoods. (note to the squeamish ? yes our cocks touched briefly during this procedure but at no other time. And for the record, if you must really know, we are not bi or gay) And so this goes on and on. Eventually we figure it is time to cum before we accidentally kill her or collapse of old age (quite possible). So, in a stunning manoeuvre worthy of the Olympic synchro athletes, we managed a near-simultaneous cum? Dummpy inside her (somewhere) while she lay with her head tilted back off the end of the bed, and me fucking her mouth to a incredible CIM. At which point we all collapsed ? only to be stunned when Dummpy with a steely glint of resolve in his eye, grabbed yet one more fresh condo and went on to sing the second verse. What a guy! Although Dummpy had to bail a tad early to make it to a biz thing, DoD and I were left to mop up (dead condos everywhere!), share some nice conversation, grab a luxurious shower and leave. Conclusions, Comments, and Post-Game Analysis 1) Just in case you missed the point: DoD is a simply incredible woman. 2) If you think we somehow took advantage of her, not true. She enjoyed this as much or more than we did. Her DP orgasms were something to behold. And oh, BTW, a double donation didn?t hurt her purse too much either. 3) Dummpy and I won?t comment on each other?s bodies. Plus you don?t want to go there. (ha!) Please don?t ask. On the other hand, DoD?s body is magnificent in every way. Beautiful too. 4) I had a bit of concern that the guy/guy element which is an unavoidable element of this activity would be off-putting. Read this to mean soft-inducing. Good news ? wasn?t an issue. 5) Having said that? Dummpy was the first guy I ever had sex with (well sort of). Dummpy Darling ? you were fantastic! ROTFLMFAO!!!! 6) If you are going to try one of these: a. Pick partners carefully. Good chemistry is a must. Open communication in advance about the planned activities strongly recommended. Surprises in real time probably not a great idea b. It will take a while to plan and execute the logistics. Give yourself time to do it right; be patient. c. Having gone to all the expense and trouble of setting it up, leave at least a couple of hours available to enjoy the gig d. Lots of condos are important. With various transitions, they need to be changed. And with two guys?. Do the math. e. Think safe. This is a very juicy number. Seriously. A lot of body fluids from 3 people are in play. Other than DFK, DATY, DATO and BBBJ/CIM, everything else was covered. 7) If any SP?s think they are interested in this and have the patience to endure the 4-6 weeks of lead time to schedule, we might consider. Of course you have to send a picture first (joking!) And lastly? For sharing my dream, for picking the absolute perfect lady, for making numerous arrangements, for sharing the costs, for not touching my ass (at all), for not touching my cock (mostly), for performing like a stud, and most fundamentally, for sharing the moxxie to just make this happen in the first place - I hereby declare Dummpy to be permanently elevated to CERB God status, inducted as the inaugural member of the CERB Hall of Fame, and conferred with the title Pornographer for Life. And to DoD? We love you and love you and love you. You are just amazing in every way.

Some of you seam to use those words in every sentence (Not the terms like GFE but the f word and shit every other sentence... why?) Sure you may not take offense to it or see anything wrong with it and if it was intended to be a "all guys" chat and you were tossing those words around with the boys I probably would not have a problem with it... I personally am not easily offended but you don't see me coming in saying fuck this and fuck that... it's not polite. The ladies probably are not going to appreciate it either ... sure some of them would have no problem with it but some would be offended and is the purpose of the chat to have a sausage fest or a party room? I will remove the long funny censors (That was just to show you how much your actually doing it - as your probably not even aware your carring on like that) but it's in your hands to decide to stop or not as it will make the chat a unpleasent place for the ladies ... you are doing more hard then good if you want the room to sucseed as a place for the ladies to come and feel comfortable joinging in the discussions and chats if you allow it to continue.