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Joke answer Serious answer 1) What will happen when I call the agency? Some one will answer the phone.......... Seriously...they will answer the phone...just tell them you are looking for (name of lady) and ask if she is available at (time)?.....yes..or no...work out a time that works for you 2) How much should I expect on average for about an hour? About 60 minutes....... The rate will be posted or indicated over th phone........it all depends on the lady...service....and options... 3) What kind of services do most provide? Most provide companionship....the finer details are left between consenting adults Most provide companionship....the finer details are left between consenting adults 4) If I do an incall, would that be where the agency is or where the girl lives, or where? back of a car most likely........maybe a back alley if you are lucky. Depends...if you call and indie...could be a hotel or her working address....if you call an agency...it could be a hotel...or thier working location 5) What will happen once I get there? What I mean is do we start talking first, does she take her clothes off right away, etc. Hopefully you will not have time to talk...wink...wink.....I prefer taking thier clothes off..... Sit down...have a chat...maybe a glass of something to drink.....it is a little odd at first...but it goes away and the time is wonderful....then depending on the conversation....if you indicate you are shy or this is your first time....the lady might take the lead...and strip you....go with the flow 6) If I pay for an hour, do I get her for the full hour? What if I finish early? As soon as you are done she will kick your naked ass out the door.......NEXT!!! If you loose it in a few minutes...most ladies will try to help you go again before your time is up.....if you want to leave....then leave...but sitting and talking is great....it can relax you and a post-coital cuddle is great 7) Do I bring my own condoms? If you like........but leave them in the wrapper for her to open....... The ladies are well prepared.....but if you have a favrite type of protection..then bring it along 8. What are the chances that it's a set-up or something in that nature? Well...you called....you set the appointment........you go to a private location....not a public space.......and if some one answers the door in a blue uniform..... If you stick with a well known lady or agency......chances are nill......if you do a Risky Business thing with the paper...you never know 9) Would it be a problem if I'm only 21? Or would the she feel uncomfortable? Are you talking...length...circumference.......metric or imperial? Ask..the lady or agency about age restrictions.......some do...some do not but most of all read the forum...there is alot of information about the ladies and what to expect.

I tend to agree with your Erin, though not quite so vociferously. I've made a good living over the years from, among other things, my ability to write reasonably well, usually in a clear, concise and communicative fashion. Those who say, rather defensively, I don't give a shit as long as you can understand me, often don't actually express themselves in a way that I can do that easily, thanks to deficient written English skills that are a result of poor education, laziness or both. Take, for example, a recent post on this board wherein a CERBite was seeking "a woman black from birth". After quite a lot of posting and speculation, not to mention some derision and ridicule, it was determined that he probably meant he was looking for "a black, who has been a woman from birth" (not a TV). Not all that difficult to express that idea clearly, if you not only have basic written English skills, but perhaps more importantly, care enough to express yourself in writing in a way that others understand you, rather than an arrogant, smug, self-centered "fuck youse if'n U don't gitit. I just expressin' the way I feels" attitude. After all, isn't the whole point to be understood by others, whether you're writing an e-mail to a friend, posting on a board, textin' your buds or applying for a job?

I'll probably get flamed for commenting on this, but I've been in the business since the 1970s, and I must confess that I don't always get the rationale behind some SPs policies. I agree, if a guy's breath is bad or he has an open coldsore, an SP isn't going to want to kiss him -- but she should make her reasons clear up front, and professionally give him the option to cancel without penalty. If she doesn't want to hurt his feelings, she can always make some other excuse to pass -- but don't take his money if you can't give him the services he's looking for. I do bbbj, although I will use a condom if requested. (I find it unpleasant, though.) I have been lectured by others on this, and yet I can't help but notice that they insist on condoms for customers, yet will fall into bed with some character they met at a club just hours before, often not bothering with any condom for oral. I have a friend who insists on condoms for oral, and yet, she makes exceptions if a guy is particularly "hot." There are two clients I'm thinking of that we've both seen regularly. One is "hot," the other is not. She doesn't use a condom with the hot one, and does with the not one. And yet, she knows neither use condoms for bj with me. So how exactly does that make sense? This is one of the big problems with STDs. We tend to demonize them and the people who get them. But really, they're no different (from a disease perspective) from any other contagious disease. The only difference with STDs is the "shame factor" -- and much of this stems from the "infidelity factor." I'm married, and my husband knows what I do. So if I had to go home and tell him that I got the clap, it wouldn't be any different than if I had to go home and tell him I got strep throat or chicken pox. Because we don't consider my work "cheating" and because I haven't lied to him about anything, we would only worry about the actual disease part of it. But for someone who is married, if he had to tell his partner that she needed to be tested/treated for a disease, then not only would they have to deal with the disease, but also the breach of trust. This whole demonization of STDs is particularly sad when it comes to young people. Because STDs are "bad" "dirty" contagious diseases, I think many young people are left thinking that only bad dirty mean people will give them to you. That wonderful, desirable, sexy person who seems to be crazy about you and wants you to meet his or her mom wouldn't/couldn't give you an STD, could they?? (or get you pregnant, for that matter) The truth is that STDs are no more and in some cases less prevalent among prostitutes and johns than the general public. Why is this so? I suspect because we are sangfroid, dispassionate about our risks. Most of us (but not all apparently) make informed decisions not affected by things like love or trust. I also believe that most people exaggerate the frequency of their testing. There are a couple considerations here: 1) The overwhelming majority of people infected with an STD are asymptomatic. Some of us may be more confident than we should be. I'll take a risk here and state for the record that, if nothing else, I'm sure I've been thoroughly exposed to HSV-1, the virus that causes coldsores. I've never had a cold sore, though! 2) A test is a lot like a snapshot. You can test negative at 2 PM on Friday, and pick something up on your way home from the clinic. 3) The consequences of an STD infection are not the same for all people. As I've already stated, if I had reason to believe I'd acquired an STD, it wouldn't be any more serious than acquiring a non-sexually transmitted contagious disease with a similar prognosis around my house. I've had many people lecture me about the importance of their wives not finding out or of *my* possibly infecting innocent unsuspecting wives -- but I don't even know these people. I did not take any vow to them, nor have I ever given them any assurances. Husbands must take active measures to protect their own partners, if they are still sexually active with them. Taking the above into consideration, one really needs to decide for oneself what his or her policies should be. Respect others and never pressure anyone to do anything he or she isn't comfortable with. As for SPs taking swipes at one another, sadly, yes, I can attest that it's true. Business hasn't been great lately, and people are starting to get nervous. One of my friends has made numerous comments suggesting that she thinks I'm getting more business because I give bbbj -- but as we see here on this board, there are as many guys who will avoid an SP who provides this service as will go with one. And besides, it's a silly point since I mostly work with regular clientele, some of whom have been coming back to me for ages -- I've been in Ottawa since 1989, and I have clients I've been seeing regularly here since then! She takes many new clients, but I don't -- and I have strong age and other preferences that limit me as well, that she isn't saddled with. Times are simply tough, and she's looking for someone to blame. And just last month, someone reported some of the pics on my site that were being hosted by Picasa, and google removed them. I believe this was another SP (although probably not one I know -- I hope not, anyway!). The pics removed certainly weren't obscene, there wasn't even any full nudity, and similar or more erotic ones weren't flagged. I suppose it could have just been some troll, but it smacks of another SP. I also find that any ad I've ever placed on has been quickly flagged, even though I've never posted anything that violates the terms of use, and ads which are in obvious violation are allowed to stand. For about a year, there was some crazy chick who used to get her dumber-than-a-post boyfriend to call me up and make rude remarks, and when that didn't work, she'd grab the phone and start screaming that I was old and when was I going to retire? (I tell her "when people stop making appointments, of course!" ;-) ) I think we are in for a bit of a rough go with the economy over the next year or so. Gas prices last summer ate into the play money for most of us. Many of my clients are seniors and have been in shock since about mid-September. Recently, I'm starting to hear that some of my younger clients are getting laid-off. That not withstanding, right now, I think a large part of what we're dealing with is psychology -- not economy. There will be those who react to this without grace or integrity -- but we're all adults and we know it when we see it. I recommend just ignoring it. ..c..

First off i wanna say happy belated birthday to Emma. I was given the distinct honour of spending a highly enjoyable and dehydrating two and a half hours with her on her b-day. Now i could list all the standard abbreviations to best describe the service that i received but they have all been said by those who have come before me and you should get the general idea. I did ask for some "sensual dominance" and i after being blindfolded & restrained we discovered that i'm a bad sub, if you have seen her boobs you know that they need ...(whoops)... require ...(no not right)... demand ...(yeah that's right)... demand your attention and i was to weak to control myself. Had to go motor boating. :lol: One of the big highlights of our afternoon were some of the toys that were introduced during play time, mainly toothpaste. Let me just set the stage on the Taxman7583 introduction to toothpaste in the bedroom I walk in her little love den and i'm instantly kissed, stripped, bound and blindfolded while being lead to the bedroom. Once there i recieve some of the finest gradifacation and about five minutes in little Tax is over come witha cool fresh feeling, i actually say at this point "Wow that feels oddily refreshing." Later i find out that it is toothpaste, so now in my mind toothpaste has three major roles in society 1. cleans your teeth, 2. Freshens your breath, and 3. makes a BJ feel cool and refreshing. Honestly keep some in your night table. Now if you remember the thread "Prep for longer appointment" (if you don't read it it's great) I'm the guy who mentioned pinapple, if your going to see Emma eat alot of pinapple and peppermint, she will appericated it (in my case twice) and you won't regret it i promise you. When it came time for the second she just attacked little tax trying to get sweet treat. Emma has the best Netiquette, ever. We exchanged somthing like 10 to 15 emails all but one of the emails i received a response to inside a hour, most inside 20 min. The one that wasn't inside of an hour i still got a response that day. Out of the 300 friends i have on facebook none are that quick to reply ever. That is just something i feel has to be mentioned because it really shows her love of what she does and her commitment to costumer satisfaction. On a little side note i wanna say big ups to TigerClaw on his gift for Emma, way to go man i think you beat us all in the gift department and i'm glad to hear that it was a good time. So my final note, eat your pinapple and take the plunge, I plan on taking the plunge again and again and again. Next time she comes to Ottawa i'm going to book her twice once at the start and once at the end. Once in 6 six weeks totally not enough, it's gotta be twice.