This just gave me a flash of a potential call from like, a guy from Greece in town on business. Might turn out to be confusing...
Greek Client: So, you like a the Greek?
SP: No, sorry hun.
GC: What's the matter, why you no like a the Greek?
SP: Well it's...ew, it's just gross!
GC: I put curse on your vagina!
SP: That's included - you can call my pussy whatever you want...but just don't call me a cunt...
GC: Arg, women in this country are too strange...(click)