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Seymore is to blame for the latest dilema in my life!!! We all admire his ability to post sexy ladies......thongs....now shorts...... He compares in his ability to post pictures like Cowboy does finding scams......Ulix in his sexual adventures.........and Dummpy in his words of wisdom...... But I do blame him again for mty recent dilema in life.......He has been posting some amazing butts...and thongs.....and in doing so I have found myself looking more and more at the form of the female ass these days.... Now this is not such a bad thing...they are a thing of beauty.....but yesterday I was driving down the road...window down...breeze in my few hairs on my head.......looking at the peopel out walking..... When low and behold....a decent looking ass is walking down the side of the road......as I pass I let out a little whistle.....nothing to obcene..but a nice little whistle........ OH CRAP!!!!!.....the lady turns around......CRAP!!!...it was a freaking dude!!!!!! This guy had tight jeans...long hair....and walked like a chick.....from behind...but as I passed by.....a freaking mustache and beard........ I am now afraid to look at any ass......I am terrified of looking back to see a guys face again.......... SEYMOUR!!!!...what have you done to me???????

I started this discussion on the Vancouver board, but now think it would be a good idea to test the waters more generally. This is a somewhat modified version of my original idea. Suppose we got a number of companions together in, say, one of the Gulf Islands resorts--the ones with separate cabins, maybe--for a long weekend. Alternatively, we could take over a small inn or rent a mansion for a weekend and have the men stay somewhere nearby. We could invite clients to come and see us, all of us, for one, all-inclusive fee. They'd need to book in advance, and, depending on how many ladies are there, they'd need to book meetings with each of us. We could each entertain one on Friday evening, three on Saturday and one or two on Sunday, for example. We could throw in some social time, be available for conversation and canoodling over dinner, drinks, meals, etc. And everyone could play. A lot. It wouldn't have to be like a stag party or frat house event. Unless some folks wanted to do that and some of the ladies were interested, that is. We could make it as up-scale and exclusive or as moderate as we like. We ladies work hard doing what we do best. The clients get to spend time with more than one of us. We all get along nicely--great things could happen. If it's done right, we could easily avoid legal headaches. Swingers' clubs do this kind of thing all the time, after all. It would be expensive. To take full advantage of it would probably require some planning for most, but still..... What do you think? If you're a companion, would you be interested in doing something like this? If you're one of the men, would you be interested in taking part in such a weekend? If you are, would you be willing to make a deposit to book the place? No-shows and cancellations could end up costing the organizers quite a bit, so we'd need to avoid that. Would you prefer to book private sessions with us, or would you like there to be a mixture of private and group opportunities--such as a party or a dungeon event? There are screening concerns, and privacy concerns abound. I'm sure that some of our established clients wouldn't want to be known to others, so they'd not be likely to attend. But others could surprise us all! Comments, ideas, things to think about--please pitch in!

I may rub some people the wrong way with this post and I am by no means a seasoned pro in this hobby but I have noticed a few things on this board since I joined and wanted to build a how to list based on my own views. Basically when dealing with life and business and people you develop certain interpersonal skills. On this board we are trying to make connections that are very intimate and should be handled with care and tact (imho). CERB is, as I have found, an excellent resource for quality companions and should not be treated like the side alley or even Craigs List. below is a list of tips in how I approach new people and felt I should share it as I see many impatient responses to announcements or weird ways of asking for information. Read their Announcements completely! Many times there is a link to the SP or MP's homepage, e-mail address or phone number. These announcements generally have availability, details and sometimes rates. Take the time to see what they are saying and decide if you want to contact them. If they have a webpage...READ IT, I have yet to visit an SP's page and not come away with a nearly complete idea of what they offer and their general rates. If they have recommendations, read them, and not just the 'score'. If you are looking for a certain type of experience the reco's usual will recount (sometimes vaguely) what is offered and what isn't. The list of services under the review header is generally pretty specific. Do a bit of research if you want to know what the SP/MP is like. A lot of the women who announce regularly also post regularly. Personally I only want to spend time with people I am interested in, by looking at what they have to say you can get a feel of their personality. If you click with someone then generally you can have a much better time. If you have specific questions do not post them under their announcement, PM, call or e-mail them depending on what information they provided. How would you book an appointment for anything else in life? If they are a regular poster on CERB they will see their PM's, many of the women even mention if they can't get to them and specify alternate methods. Do not post on their guestbook 'call me', 'are you available now' or 'PM me', if I was on the other end of those messages I would not respond or maybe not even see the notes for a while at a time. Be respectful in messages and notes. If you want to be treated well and meet some of the amazing women on this board approach them as they should be approached, with class and respect. I am not saying debate should never happen, but that is not the point of this board. I know I am a relative n00b so to speak so some may disagree with me or discount the advice but I felt I needed to get this off my chest. Anything I missed? Any comments from the SP's/MP's? From other hobbyists? I know there is a 'do not do' thread, but a concise how to guide could never hurt!;-)