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I'm totally in love with my professor - how do I tell him, without sounding like a slut - that I want to 'be' with him (by that I mean fucking... O_O) - he looks like Shakespeare (same hair and facial features LOL AWESOME)

So as most of you know, I'm back in university and doing a second bachelor's degree. I'm in class with seventeen year olds. And they complain about the most ridiculous things and say some of the dumbest things I've ever heard. Here's the best example. I'm in Women and Religion and we're discussing some passage from the Old Testament and the girl next to me raises her hand and says, "That's from Hammurabi's Code" and for a second, I think she might have something interesting to say, until she continues, "you know, back in Mesopotopia." Uhhh, it's Mesopotamia, and Hammurabi's Code is Babylonian, but I guess she tried. Seriously, MesopoTOPIA? Here's a good one from a second year Greek religion course: "What's the Aegean Sea?" Uhhh, the body of water between Greece and Turkey? Then, the other day I heard these girls in my intro to Women's Studies class complaining because our professor ONLY lectures, and doesn't use powerpoint, and you know, some people are visual learners and it's hard for her to know what to write down. Awww, poor thing, do you need the prof to hold your hand too? Where do these people come from? I'm just aghast at some of the things they aren't aware of, don't know and the lack of respect some of them show in class. I can't even tell you how much I have to refrain from correcting someone when I glance at their notes and notice spelling mistakes. HOW DID YOU EVEN GET TO UNIVERSITY? /end rant.

Okay did I miss something during grade 11 sex education class? If I knew people actually had sex and we received a certificate for it I wouldn't have skipped class so much... I've stated my opinion on this thread already a few times and find the thread is getting very personal between people; my suggestion to all is to purchase any books on generational gaps. This issue has been around for centuries and will always be around, the group you identify with the most will always seem like the perfect well rounded group and all others will seem deficient in one way or another. If you do not learn to interact/work with other generations you are only doing yourself a disfavor. Yes there are ignorant (better word then stupid) people around us all, heck you may think I am, just remember ignorant people have been around forever and will always be around.

What the hell, GO FOR IT!!!!!!!!!!! Definitely! That's my advice.

Do it... don't do it..... nothing is going to change....no one here is going to change their mind. so can we move on Nuff said! \

Erin, when you say smart stuff it makes me want to do duos with you i always thought when they talked about a "body of water" between Greece and Turkey they were talking about gel bras given out as gifts at Thanksgiving by hippie aunts (you laugh, but its happened!).... KIDDING!...about the Thanksgiving gel bras part ;-) seriously, you and me and many ladies are fortunate enough to have that wonderful thing called "life experience", "tact" and (cant think of the name of it but it goes something like...) "the ability to act with our brains instead of the spaces in our craniums filled with air and google searches for term- papers). its something you learn to laugh about...no wait...AT!...eventually. But being 27 and working at a dumb retail store (La Senza) where my boss was three years younger than me and all my co-workers took sick-days because the day before their boyfriends broke up with them while whimpering about how their life was so hard and their rent cost $350 between 4 girls in the Carleton U area.....well you get my point I had a day-dream where i wrangled this really annoying ginger girl's neck who I worked with at LaSenza while saying "my rent is $950, you 22 year old flake....oh and BTW.. your boyfriend is 23......stop dissecting every muffin your boyfriend brings you at lunch before you eat the mashed-up crumbs, thinking that it could potentially contain a hidden engagement ring!! (coz seriously, he worked at staples and was a giant player.....and was *drum roll...*.....23!!!!!)).....at the end of the dream I think I envisioned stabbing her with her kitten stilettos (which was her excuse to go home crying in once because she didn't plan her foot-wear accordingly [it was the same night as a concert she had tickets to...coincidentally].....strangely, she wore the same shoes the next day....? Bright or dumb, I couldn't decide, lol), stealing the store-keys from her in the reverie (stupid "key-holders" who make 20-cents more per hour...validate me!...no wait....use me! haha) and closing up the store with her dead corpise strategically holding a spoon to her wrist......SOMEONE had to make it look like she put SOME effort into something for once! (*chuckle*) " and yes I've been drinking and ranting.....but kids in college and uni who thrive of of mummy and daddy's tuition coverage or get what they think are "real life jobs" (*cough*at rideaucentre* cough*) yet still withhold a highschool mentality need to be shipped to a third-word country with ONLY one outfit....or stripped of their parent-paid CCs and easy-going lifestyles and moved to a cardboard box in an alley in East-side Vancouver to get things in perspective. seriously Erin, the flakes that are commenting in lectures (and by the way....I'm always up for going to one of these "lectures" which ends up being a burn at the stakes of the flakes.....call me) are riding on mummy and daddy's tuition offerings and raising their hands for what they think are "brownie points"...but are definitely the opposite (they dont realize it tho....so its funny.....seriously, call me the next time you have a lecture....*evil laugh*)...anyone who actually wanted to be there and had worked long and hard and paid their own tuition rater than choosing the program that woukd best prove themselves to their parents wouldn't have made a claim similar to the ditz who said that rice-ism existed (racism). was running rampant in our society grocery stores...and that it only meant the favoritism over brown or white rice mind you, even that would be creative "end rant"

When Lindsay Lohan used to be a hot redhead?