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Hello I am new to Cerb but my husband has been on this site for years. I just had to register as my husband has been bugging me for a threesomes for a little over 18 years, at first I was upset but we are very open minded. so I just said ok lets do it little did he know I called a male friend of mine to have the threesome as we are getting ready My husband is all excited then the door rings my husband answers and says can I help you. I started to laugh to myself thinking this is what you wanted. I invited my friend In and told my husband to follow us to the bedroom this is our date for the night. Shocked and confused as we started, but husband went along as if it was a joke, He was wrong 20 minutes passed and things heated up as my friend went down on me I told my husband to go down on my friend as he also wanted me to do that with another women, he replies are you serious?. That is not my thing. I said if you want to have fun with another woman with me you have to have fun with both men and women. My husband never asked for a threesome again, he wouldn?t go down on a man but expected me to go down on a woman. All the ladies that have gone through this situation, all I can say is go for it. find a guy and bring him home don't tell him who just make it a surprise. If he is willing to do it with man for you then you have nothing to worry about. Everyone wins. I just wanted advice but ended up giving a solution, I had to share this with everyone on Cerb. Kelly.

After a pretty boring Friday night I decided on a whim to call Nevada's to see if the beautiful Hallie was working on Saturday morning. The stars were aligned in my favour and she was actually the one to asnswer the phone there! My heart was racing trying to figure out how I was going to squeeze her in before her shift ended. Well, like any horny male out there I dropped everything else I had planned for the day and headed on over as soon as I could. She was in the lobby as I was buzzed in and it was hard for me to form sentences after I saw what she was wearing. For those of you that don't know Hallie...she's a tall Canadian-Jamaican delight with natually curly hair (though I have see her after what must have been a day's worth of hair straightening) sparkling brown eyes and a wickedly sexy smile. She was wearing knee high red boots (sproing!) short shorts and I think that's all I can remember because the little head was doing all the thinking at this point. She does have enhanced breasts with the most perfect nipples that scream for attention. She has an ass to die for...if only I could bite that ass. MMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmm. After seeing this vision, all thoughts of budget went out the door and I booked a room with mirrors on the walls and ceiling, jacuzzi and bed in the air up a small flight of stairs. I had to stand in the room for a second and take a deep breath as I imagined her from every angle in there. I hopped in the shower and told her to take her time as I hadn't been home yet to shower and needed a shave. She said she would shave me which in hind sight I should have let her because my hand was shaking too much with anticipation. She ran the tub and made sure there were lots of bubbles and I settled in after my cleanup to await her arrival. I have seen Hallie three times now and every time I watch her undress it takes my breath away. She has perfect curves. Having them covered in bubbles is going to stick with me for life. She's always playful in our time together so she indulges me when I want to run my soapy hands over those curves and looking at them in the mirror gives you the effect that you're also watching a movie of some well shot video with a hollywood starlet. I could watch her take a bath all day. We moved to the bed for a massage and I had to keep watching her in the mirror as she rubbed oil on me and took her time with a great massage. Our time is always too short but she's never a clock watcher (or I don't notice). I left with that usual dumb smile on my face wondering how broke I was going to be because I want to see this lady over and over again. Maybe Nevada's will go public and I can buy shares in the company to help finance my wonderful obsession with this goddess. I had to think about whether I wanted to write this review because quite frankly I don't want to share this gem with anyone but like any work of art, to hide her away would be a crime. Cheers, Bowser

Maybe I'm overly sensitive, but I have to tell you that I do cringe when I see posts asking if members if someone has "used" a particular SP.. "Using" an SP seems to me to be contrary to the principles of CERB and it tends to objectify the ladies, a principle that all the members otherwise (pre)tend to disavow. Personally, I don't believe in "using' anyone. I would be interested in what the SPs in particular say about this. If some gents want to save face, now's the time.

- what do you do with your money - do you have a boyfriend - why do you do this - are you a cop - can you do 100$ for 30 MIN - can you make me a deal - how much does this room cost - can we just do it bb for a minute please All I can think of right now.

bent over... holding sticks...the guys trying to get their balls into holes...sigh, so many jokes to be made sexually about pool, lol I might be able to make it a bit earlier to a June 30th event.

Just wanted to wish a Happy Father's Day to all the awesome Dads out there!! :bddog:

Thanks drunkin uh I mean dunkin (donuts?) sailor.. I was trying to think if indeed I had missed the mark on this guy and I can be overprotective of girls I feel and some I know are making less money in this biz. He has every right to ask a girl for a cheaper rate.. I just found it offensive on here in an open forum. I've been told my initial comment was out of line. I only found it to be true by his answer... right on the money... so to speak. I think asking a girl to play girlfriend in this way with you should only occur when you've already met someone and have such a rapport and can see she won't have to fake it with you for 3 hrs. That's way more excruciating than having sex. I know he wasn't personally asking me.. but when a guy tries to negotiate using charm and humor and whatnot.. it's even more offensive. Certainly I have a lot to learn about the way all girls do business. I didn't write the book. I have friends who are completely comfortable with BBBJ and even charging less for it than straight up sex. I have friends who have social time rates. I just choose very carefully regulars I'd REALLY like to spend time with so I don't have to fake it for longer appts. When I say fake it I mean spending time chatting with someone you find boring or cuddling with someone who's smell/touch you don't like. I mean it can be more excrutiating than sex.. So why agree to a lesser rate unless you already have a great rapport. Shouldn't it be more? It's infinitely more intimate to me at least. I snuggle with lots of clients... but some I couldn't bear to. Just being realistic. How do you know until you've met if you want to snuggle. Certainly guys crave intimacy. I believe that's the main reason to hobby for some. For some it's completely missing in their lives even if they're married for most. The part that offends me and perhaps why should it.. is the bargaining. I find it offensive in other cultures and never do it.. ''haggle'' even though it's expected! That's just me. As for saying the wrong thing. YOU care about whether or not you say the wrong thing. That's the most important feature about communication. And why I asked here? Am I the only one who sees this? I look for people to help me when I'm off base.. to tell me. so.. sorry if I steered people away from the genuine need for guys to talk about cuddle time appts. I personally feel you need to already be a client to ask for social time/overnight visits etc. Let's hear from other people!

Nevaeh and Trinity over at CMJ are another 2 excelent choices.

The reality is law enforcement has a job to do, and in this industry I support their choice to try and protect the underage girls who are in these situations. From experience, I know teenagers are incredibly stubborn and naive. I am sure these girls think they are in a partnership of sorts, but they don't realize it is a pact that will leave them damaged and broken. Coercion and violence are a part of life when a girl has a pimp and they are usually estranged from their loved or less than loved ones. The police need to do what they can to protect these young girls. Quite often it takes a prison cell to keep these girls away from their pimps. The loyalty is so disturbing. The police are not looking for consenting adults who do not make a nuisance of themselves to the community, they are going after the one group that permeates this business and makes it dirty. I for one support this effort and I think we do not need to become paranoid and blow this out of perspective. Cat