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Usually till I arrive home, then reality strikes and I come crashing back to earth.

I don't think I would be comfortable saying who is the best. Of the ladies I have seen (in my short experience at this), all have been outstanding and have satisfied my desires in one way or another. They are all great....! To say one is the 'best' is very subjective and not really indicative of the overall experience. IMHO, anyway.

I accept bookings by e-mail or pm, but the client HAS to call me from an unblocked number at least an hour before the appointment to confirm he is coming so I can direct him to the spot where he is to park. Then and only then do I reveal my street address. If he doesn't have a cell phone, I may make the exception of directing him to the nearest payphone, but he still has to call me from a number - any number so I can hear his voice before he sets out to let me know he's on his way. I would NEVER call a client's phone just for the hell of it or to solicit business like has been talked about in other threads on here. I never book or confirm appointments by email or pm without talking to the person first, unless I have already seen them. I also DO NOT ACCEPT BLOCKED NUMBERS

I've been tipped 3 times.. I've only been doing this for a few months. I never expect a tip so those few times really had me going "Omgosh you're so sweet!!". I would love a good review or repeat service over a tip anyday though. :)

Cartoon version: Cougar: A Cougar is a 40+ stiletto favouring, leopard print spandex wearing hormonally spiked she-thing that wants to screw your balls out through your nose if you're unfortunate enough to be male, and just out of high-school. A Cougar can also describe scary spider grandmas like Madonna and soon to be Trailerpark trash Psycho-Coug: Britanny Spears. Definitely have their role in modern society. They set a prime example for the youthful girls who just can't hope to compete with the Cougar`s keenly refined preditory instinct. MILF: A MILF is your neighbour's high heel, tight skirt wearing wife (and mother of your best friend) who is coincidently home alone during the same day that you've called in sick to work. She happens to be outside at the same time you are and innocently asks you if you could take out some HEAVY several somethings from the garage to the curb. When you're finished and you're sweating and wiping your brow, she thoughtfully brings out a cold glass of lemonade. You clear your forehead with the cold glass and take several large gulps. Adams apple moving up and down with each swallow. You flash a brilliant smile when you hand the glass back to her manicured fingers. She smiles alluringly in return, tilts her head and asks coyly if you would like to take a nice cooling shower. She has some fresh towels set out too. "Oh dear," she says, one of the packages you moved left a stain on your shirt. "Let me wash that out for you.." she says. You obligingly follow her into the house. I personally don't know any (damn!).