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Hi guys It's that time again for me, i usually get tested for STD test every 6 months and when i do so, i go to the Health clinic on Clarence. I was wondering which clinic or doctor you go to? are there any other clinic in the Ottawa region or Quebec side that do STD testing, either walkins or with an appointment. Are there other place you can recommend? Thanks Sonoma

Bonjour Cerb community, I am not sure if that is the place to post what I need to share, sorry if it was inappropriate to do so. I would like to say that I know that I am a big, voluptuous, chubby, fat, what ever you call it, woman. I don't need to be reminded of it by insulting anounynous emails from people pretending they saw my ads on Cerb. I promote myself with this particularity, I think i am quite well aware that i am big. I believe that Cerb has proven to be the most respectful board regarding the sex industry - at least here in Canada. If you have nothing better to do with your time than insulting Cerb ladies, I believe you just don't belong here. If you disagree with the words that I chose to advertise, make a complain to the administration of this website, not myself. Let them be the judge of it, I believe they have criterias that advertisers should respect, if mine are out of the line, I trust that will do what they need to do. Finally, if you believe that a fat woman is insane to offer escort services, and even more at the price I offer mine, that is your opinion and I don't have a problem with it - your allowed to think what ever you want. But if you use the anonymity of Internet to insult that same person, I also believe that you are a major immature loser with way too much time on his hands. I think I made my point, I have nothing more to add. Lou

I was recently in Halifax and head the pleasure of meeting Cathy. After a few false starts due to my schedule, we finally got hooked up for an hour long session at my hotel room. Cathy's communication was first rate the whole way, and she was patient with my evolving schedule and was very accomodating. We had spoken on the phone and I had indicated that I was interested in a domination session with strapon service. Cathy arrived at my hotel room fresh from a workout, as she is a woman who really takes care of herself. She was toned and tight with a moderate bodybuilder physique, but by no means butch in anyway. We had some nice small talk and Cathy changed into a black leather mini-dress and black stilletos. She then ordered me to undress and get on my knees, where we began a very sensual foot and leg worship session. After a few minutes of that, she ordered me on the bed and secured my ankles to a spreader bar she had brought with her. Once I was securely fastened, she slid up and straddled my face and "made" me lick her gorgeous pussy...Cathy has the sweetest , meatiest, most delicious pussy i have ever had the pleasure of eating! She also has a gorgeous huge suckable clit...one of the biggest I have ever seen! After several minutes of using my face as her personal pleasure device, she turned over and ordered me to eat her ass. If her pussy was sweet, her ass was even better! Meticulously clean and delicious! I licked her and rimmed eagery as she reacted to it in a way that turned me on so much! She was truely enjoying herself! She then told me to turn over on my stomach and placed a towel under me. She then went to her back and showed me what she had brought for me...3 strapons...a sweet little 6 inch, a deliciously thick 8 inch and a HUGE 10 inch that she told if I was good she would MAKE me take! She put on the six incher and made me suck it like a little bitch, which I did gladly! when I had done a good job and taken it in my throat, she told me to stick my ass up for her. She lubed my ass, and i felt her finger slide into me...first one, then two, working my ass to get it ready. She smacked my ass and told me to lift my ass up, at which point I felt the head of that strapon enter me....it felt so good and it wasnt long before she was balls deep inside of me fucking my tight ass like the gorgeous dominant woman she is! Once my ass was used to the 6", she changed and put on the nice thick 8". She was very kind in using lots of lube, but this time she took my ass more quickly and roughly, which was awesome...This was already the biggest strapon I had ever taken, and she was making me take all of it...and i was eagerly pushing my ass against her to show her how her good bitch loved it...she rode me hard and rough, smacking my ass and biting my shoulders and back as she screwed me..I could tell she was very into her work, and I thought I would be riding this 8" for the rest of the session. Then she pulled out and told me i was going to take her big 10". I thought there was no way ever i could take it, but told her i was willing to try if she would be gentle at first and use lots of lube. She changed to the big boy and re-lubed my ass...she then told me she was placing the head against me, and told me that only one other person had ever been able to tak it, and he had cried like a bitch. I pushed my face down into the pillow as she slowly but forcefully pressed the head of her huge cock into my ass...i gasped and moaned as i took it, but it felt so good to be stretched wide by her...she slowly pushed the rest into me and I reached back and spread my ass cheeks wider for her, which seemed to please her...she knew i wanted to take it all for her, and she seemed to appreciate my willingness to submit to her big cock...she began to work it in and out of me, and soon she told me I had it in balls deep...every deep thrust gave a sensation of pleasure and pain that cant be described! After about 10 minutes of intense ass fucking from behind, I asked her if i could roll over on my back and take it like a little slut. She agreed, and that where the session got really intense. Once our eyes met and we were able to communicate face to face, the fucking got so much hotter, and she found i could take it deeper and harder in this position...I first out my legs up over her shoulders and grabbed my calves as she pounded my ass, occasionally grabbing my hard cock and telling me how much i loved it...then i wrapped my legs around her back and she fucked me hard...every time i got a little saucy, she pegged me harder and faster to show me she was still in charge and I was still her bitch! Finally our time was nearing and end...when she slide that massive cock out of me, i couldnt beleive how big it was and how deep she got it in me! She definitely took me to a place I never knew i could go! We finished the session witha very hot mutual masterbation session. She told me to sit up on my knees on the bed and stroke my cock for her as she lay back and watched me, playing with her nipples, her huge clit and fingering herself...when i was getting close, she reached across and slide her finger inside my ass and gave me the most exqusitie prostate massage and milking I have ever had! I came so hard and so fast, it was the perfect ending to a perfect experience! Cathy cleaned up and we had some nice small talk about her upcoming travels. Cathy is coming to Ottawa in June and i am signed up already! She is a doll..the only question is another domination session or GFE? Hell, who needs to decide, I want both!!!!

Something interesting happened to me this week. I sent a pm to a newbie welcoming her to cerb, and asking her about her interests. She replied with a list of serious topics on legal, social, and medical issues, which concern us all. It was a very good reply. Impressive and articulate, especially for one so young. This got me thinking about my own contributions on here. They tend to shy away from serious topics, and to focus on redhead polls, best bums on the planet, abs, contributing to the social groups promoting cheerleaders and spinners, and things like that. The frothy, frivolous side. Very different from my Roman namesake, the serious and austere Cato, the censor of public morals. But that's why I chose the name, for the irony of it. I'm happy to be associated with the more frivolous sides of cerb, but I'm also happy that cerb provides a forum for serious and weighty discussions. I don't take part in these very often, because I'm here to leave the more sombre parts of my life behind, to play, and to write awe-struck reviews of the women I've met. I love this, but I'm grateful and appreciative to those who carry on significant exchanges on important topics. May we long carry on together, "from each according to his [her] abilities," as someone famous once said.

A lot of the newer members continue to post and ask to have rates for MP's or SP's pm'ed to them. Maybe you could have a look at the suggestion that the MOD made in the post above regarding the pm'ing of rates by members to one another. Personally I do not think that you should ask other members to pm rates to you, I believe that its up to the MP or SP involved, its her livelihood and its not up to me to decide what she is going to charge another client by pm'ing a rate that maybe out of date, an expired special or a rate that was given to me as a special consideration or as a way of showing her appreciation for continuing to use her services on a regular basis. Rodehard

most appletree medical clinics take anyone

As a suggestion to Kracker09 and some of the newer members, you might be better calling or sending a pm to the MP or SP yourself. You might ask why? The rates for services may vary from client to client, especially if the MP and the client have a long standing relationship. I have had MP's that I have seen on a regular basis and I am sure that the rate that I paid may not have been the same as it would be for a new client. I believe that it is up to the MP or SP to discuss their rates with the client and not someone else to suggest what it might be. Rodehard

This board stands out from every other by miles! While there aren't very many members in my area, I spend time here because of the quality of our interactions. I like the serious stuff. I like the fun and silly stuff, too. Most of all I love the general mood and the low number of trolls. It usually feels like people actually take the time to read and think about others' posts. Perhaps most important of all, it seems like a place where one can contribute to a conversation--or start one--without just attracting personal attacks. The ladies in the SP area are genuinely supportive and encouraging. And Mod, I hope it goes without saying, is the absolute best!

As a relatively new member to CERB, I have been impressed with the contributions of its members to the forums in a multitude of different areas, from frivolous to very serious. For me because of a personal situation that I have found myself in with the passing of my wife, it is causing great personal self-reflection, and that is a good thing. It has opened me up to an entire new way of thinking that I had never considered previously, nor anticipated being a part of. The people that I have met face to face (and I agree that THAT is the best way to communicate) have been amazing, and reading the opinions and thoughts of the members here has been fascinating. Sometimes I am too serious and looking through the general discussions I have had some great laughs escape my lips. (See the thread on embarrassing moments!) So forums contributors thank you, and keep it up. I shall participate as I can, and before too long, contribute some new threads of my own. I love the balance in here.

No. Simply because it not just sets a paranoid tone to the session, but also what can you possibly expect the answer is going to be? True or false, all answers will be yes, she is sti free. It would be silly to expect any other answer. Also, completely irrelevant, provided you are engaging in protected activities, in any case she (and you) are only as sti free as whatever your last encounter may or may not have exposed you to. But if you are up to asking this question, then you really need to do some more research on health and sexual safety, choose low risk options like hj rather than fs, and if you do wish to go with a bj or fs, see only sps who offer cbj only and have a limited menu (up to and including no digits, no daty). To that extent, you will be more confident of her desire to lower her risk level, which lowers your risk levels.

I've said it before, I'll say it again, but differently "Ladies, you are ladies, not labels" RG

This leads us to the question, do you think it is acceptable to ask your SP, if she is STI free or not ?

Having seen this gorgeous lady previously I knew that I had to try her new Nuru Massage. Jessica has to be one of the most talented woman I know when it comes to teasing and pleasing. Her willingness to please starts from the minute you walk in to the last second you leave. Kissing for me sets the mood and boy does she like to kiss and had me standing at attention seconds after I arrived. Her therapudic massage was excellent as usual and then after a hot shower for two I was treated to her Nuru Massage. Dousing herself first and then me with this warmed up seaweed lotion that was so slippery and gooey. She then proceeded to give me one of the most relaxing yet erotic full body slide massage that I have ever experienced. Anyone who has never experienced a Nuru massage with Jessica is truly missing out. I have seen adds regarding Viagra and Cialis but in my case having a full erection seconds after I arrive till the time I leave 90 minutes later who needs it. Jessica thanks again for an unforgetable evening and I love your new location as well xoxo.

Rules for grocery cart travel 1. Always book through a reputable grocery cart travel agent. 2. Test drive your cart before accepting it as your final choice. Beware of: (a) Wonky Wheel - the cart that has a wonky wheel will whip your cream, scramble your eggs and bounce your beef. Wonky wheels are generally a front wheel that flutters wildly at any speed beyond a crawl. (b) Skid wheel. - the antithesis of wonky wheel, skid wheel locks up and makes it feel like you are pushing a snow shovel through three feet of snow rather than gently pushing your cart. 3. Avoid persons with blue hair, support hose, polyester pants, and thick glasses. Sure. They look like grandma. That's what they want you to believe. They are hell spawn. They use the innocent guise to take out their built up rage by targeting the Achilles tendons of anyone in their vicinity. 4. Avoid families. Families tend to park their carts in the dead centre of an aisle with the sole purpose of dominating a section and blocking you from getting what you want. Skirt around them and hit them from behind, using skills you learn from blue haired people. 5. Produce section. Vegan and environmentalist alert. You will see them, the gaunt and urban hip, patrolling the free range lettuce section. They sneer at your factory farm celery and prepackaged carrots. Fuck em up by taking the pepperoni sticks that you are going to buy, opening, eating and breathing on them. They will flee. 6. Dairy section. Frequently dominated by egg inspectors and milk carton expiration checkers. Nothing you can do about these, they are implicit in the region. Flatulence seems to be a short term plan to drive them off briefly, but they will return. 7. Frozen food aisle. Only a boon in the summer time. Personal experience says that it is impolite to ask buxom young women to remove their parkas mid winter whilst strolling in this section. 8. Bread and pastry aisle. Perhaps the one safe haven in the store, you can protect yourself between the standing piles of bread and pastry. 9. The checkout. Take the mid size line. The short line will be dominated by people who have healthier food than you and will mock you for the Pogos, pop tarts and frosted flakes in your cart. Longer lines are dominated by families sending their offspring for one last thing, alcoholics paying for their discounted food with dimes, nickels and pennies, and the blue haired people attempting to use coupons that expired in the 1970s. 10. Best advice? Move to a town that lets you shop online and delivers the food to you.

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