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While I was away on my little "vacation" I had the weirdest phone call. It was a woman freaking out. She was barley coherent, but after a few minutes she calmed down and explained why she was calling. My phone number was supposidly on her mans phone. Now I dont think this was an SO of one of my gentlemen friends, this was a Toronto number, one that I do not recognize. I think she was strolling threw one of the sites that I advertise on and was bored and made a phone call to me. I politly told her she has the wrong number and hung up, she never called me back. This is just a reminder: Please delete your phone calls/texts messages BEFORE you go home! Double check, triple check if you have too!! We, Sp's are not in this to get you in trouble or even having to deal with an agered SO. We make it our priority to protect your privacy and well being, in return we expect the same!! Of course we would never say "Is your husband Mr.XXX? Yes, I've seen him many times. FYI Iam an escort" No! We will say you must have the wrong number and hang up. But if our number is either programmed in your phone or you have multiple phone calls to us, it does look very very suspecious! If you need to program our number in your phone find a guys name that sounds like or is simular to our name! Ex: Paula, put Paul. Or get on of the pay as you go phones. They are really cheap. Turn it on when you need it and turn if off when you dont. Hide it in your office or the trunk of your car. If your wife, SO, GF finds it, just tell her it's Bobs phone from work. He forgot it when you two went to Timmie's at lunch! Simple and believable lie!! Don't be too elaborate, she'll know somethings up! lol Just a friendly reminder!!

I know this is not anything new but violence against sex workers does not get the same treatment or coverage as it would if the person or persons involved were not sex workers. On the front page of Thursday's edition of the CH was a story about the "dramatic" rescue of a deer that someone was keeping as a pet which apparently is against the law. Who knew? http://thechronicleherald.ca/NovaScotia/1202232.html Meanwhile buried on page 9 is this story http://thechronicleherald.ca/Metro/1202211.html Here is a story about a man who is being charged for the second time in six months with the kidnapping,sexual assault and torture of a sex worker he is also the main suspect in the disappearance of a third sex worker who has not been seen or heard from for over two months. So a story about a pet deer gets front page coverage while a story about a serial kidnapper/rapist/and probable murderer gets a page 9 rating. I can't help but wonder if these three women were 'respected citizens" would this still be a page 9 story?

While I had no problem with the best bums thread, which I said in the thread while it was open, I have a problem with this one. The mod decided to delete it, I don't see how opening a new thread to discuss the validity of that decision, or to lament its absence, is doing anything different. Many of the girls did not like that thread. Opening one like this to me just seems like kicking dirt into their faces. It's gone- some may miss it, some may not understand why its gone, but its gone. Not one of the offended ladies was trying to be cruel in her feelings about the thread, just as none of the men who posted were trying to be cruel. But this thread, to me, seems like nothing but cruelty and mean-spirits. Posted via Mobile Device

This thread is meant to be fun: to give pleasure, and not offence. If anyone is offended by the post of a pic by me or anyone else, I regret this. I just feel I need to clarify a couple of points. When the thread was started, it didn't even occur to me to ask permission before posting, because we were dealing with pics already posted and approved on cerb, and hence freely shareable in my view and in that of many others, and also because I thought no one would object to their being reposted in an admiring and respectful way, which I feel I have done, consistently. When objections were first raised several months ago, I thought we had reached an informal agreement (after a lengthy discussion) to ask first before posting (asking the person who posted the album, not the individual subjects when an agency or spa is involved). I have respected this agreement. I hope that others do too.

Honey, I already said this in person but I'll say it again on the board. Those immature loser boys had likely only ever seen pussy in Playboy and when they got their first look at real pussy, they were shocked. Grown, mature men understand that pussies come in all shaped and sizes. I'm with Cleo. I love my pussy and if anyone comes at me with a scalpel, watch out!!

I did actually consider doing it and may actually do it... I have what you call "meat curtain", really long inner labia lips...I never had any problem when being an SP with them...but in my personal life...twice I was in a bar and had one night stand...got all into making out..and when they are going down on me...said what the hell is that? It hurt. It hurt having someone commment on how your pussy actually look like just because you have big pussy lips. You get concerned after about how it look.

An "extra special massage" is a massage with Megan :)

Speaking as some one who was raised as the wrong gender and who attended school being expected to behave as if they where a gender that did not fit, I like the idea of giveing children a chance to grow into the people that they are and tell us what their gender is. Gender isn't just male and female, some of us are intersexed, some xxy masculien http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klinefelter's_syndrome and some are transsexual like me. Gender like every thing else has a large grey area between the end points. Forcing some one into a gender that doesn't fit them is a terribly unkind thing to do.

I met with Giovanna recently for the second time. She is a very attractive, sexy and classy lady ! Hot actually....Friendly, terrific personality and sense of humor. She has a terrific body and what you see in her pics is what you get ! Very easy to contact and talk to and set up a visit that works for you. I had an amazing time with her. She is a safe GFE and is very very good at what she does ! I don't go into intimate details but highly reccomend that you all find out for yourselves ! She does give an amazing massage as well I must add ! Following a wonderful intimate session I enjoyed a snuggle session and talking about anything and everything. From favorite restaurants to life's travels and experiences. She is a sweetheart ! Did I mention Hot and Sexy ? :icon_wink: Go see her !

This in the Ottawa Sun today. I think it's a bit extreme, why tamper with something beautiful that really doesn't need any improvement. They're all beautiful and come in all shapes and sizes. http://www.ottawasun.com/2011/06/29/women-getting-drastic-surgery-below-the-belt

You two are so correct..... and I apologize for that.... I will ask MOD perhaps to close this one too.

I've tried the simple lies and a bunch of simple lies strung together, but my cat is just too smart and sees right through them RG Additional Comments: Shortcake He says he'll be quiet and would be out of the way...he promised RG

If I may Malika, I always found that the bigger area, and labia to tease and arouse on a lady while going down on her, is a sure arousal even for me. In fact performing DATY, really gets me aroused, where she is thoroughly enjoying it and listening to her moan,can make me pre-cum, and I really enjoy watching a lady's 'flower bloom', it is part of her natural body. No matter the size, it is simply heaven and of course orgasmic to be part of, I thoroughly enjoy it, so hopefully you do not consider it ever.

Anyone who has had a child knows that things do change down there and even though it may not look or feel different to a man, a woman can certainly notice and sexual gratification isn't as enchanced as it once was. The labia minoria stretches and sometimes produces unflaterring results afterwards. Other women just feel it's too big. I've had plastic surgery and have no qualms about it. The way I see it is like if you don't like the look of your nose or other body part, you can do something about it. For some people it makes no difference if the body part is on your face or down below. It's not for everyone. As long as you're doing it for yourself and be realistic in your expectations. I personally wouldn't do that procedure but that vaginal rejeuvenation thing... hell yeah! Not that I've had any complaints but I would do it for my own satisfaction.

Married guys - don't forget about detailed billing! Here is a reminder: http://toronto.ctv.ca/servlet/an/local/CTVNews/20100517/affair-sues-rogers-100517/20100517/?hub=TorontoNewHome

.. and another shout out for Michelle MA! Awesome!

http://pcroger.com/how-to-remove-the-security-risk-in-gps-camera-phones/ http://www.techlicious.com/how-to/dont-reveal-too-much-in-your-photos/ http://www.ehow.com/how_8384074_remove-geotags-phone.html There, a public service done RG

This thread has completely fallen off the rails and is doing more harm than good and causing more trouble than it's worth. This thread is now closed.

I can personaly completely relate to your post Cato. If I had ever started the thread instead of you, it would have never crossed my mind either at first that pictures posted publically on cerb (in albums) are considered private and also would have thought that most ladies would have been happy to see their pictures selected for posting in the best of the threads. Once concerns were raised last year as a number of ladies expressed unhappiness or anger about their pictures taken from albums and posted somewhere else on the board, then you (and a few others) reached an agreement that you would ask for lady's permission (or whoever posted the album) first before posting and that you did (and some other posters respected the agreement too but apparently not every one did. May be because they were not aware of the reached agreement) . Now you are asking everyone else also to please fully respect the agreement and ask for permission before posting anyone's picture in the best of threads. Again my hat off to you Cato.

Well since we're all admitting to embarrassing things we like. I LOVE (Loved) Smallville!!! Watched it religiously for the past 10 years! Never missed an episode. Own all the seasons on dvd (and the last few on blu-ray!)...and the series finale gave me a TOTAL nerdgasm!! There.....*sigh*....my secret's out. Oh....and when I exercise, I'm listening to music from all the Rocky movies on my ipod.....yes, even the Survivor songs (those are the best ones!!) Eye of The Tiger, Baby......Eye Of The Tiger! I'm probably the only person on the planet who thinks Sylvester Stallone is a very underrated actor, lol. CopLand anyone??? Nighthawks??.....I get misty eyed at the end of First Blood. Which reminds me, I cried like a BABY at the end of Turner and Hooch! Regrettably, I'm still where Sara was 10 years ago. People close to me tell me I'm attractive, but I still don't see it. I keep thinking they're just humoring me. My brain tells me that they're probably right, and that I am probably attractive....but I just can't get myself to feel that way. It doesn't help that I surround myself by people who are in vastly better shape than I am. Can't help but be envious and think "That's how I'm supposed to look!". I know that's just society talking and that I should feel comfortable in my own skin, but that's a hard thing to be sometimes. It's rough remembering being in your early twenties and loving what you saw in the mirror....then waking up one day 10-15 years later and realizing that you no longer like what you see in the mirror...not one bit...and having to come to term with the fact that you're never going to look like.... or weigh what....you did when you were 20. No matter how hard you try. I know I got a lot of great traits, I can be pretty funny, and charming in my own right when I try to be. I can't think of a single person who "hates" me. I seem to get along great with everyone and treat everyone with respect. My insecurities are mainly focused around my physical self and how women perceive me, and let's face it, as much as we'd like to think so, love is not blind. A personality alone is not enough to attract someone, there has to be a physical attraction as well. It's rough to look in the mirror and, physically, to not like a single thing you're seeing. It's very rough. And it's a very hard habit to break. I have pretty great hair, I will say that. I was blessed with being able to keep all of it as I got older. But that alone just doesn't cut it anymore. This thread is great, don't get me wrong, and Daniel brings up some really great points...things we all know we should be thinking. But telling ourselves to feel a certain way and actually feeling that way are two entirely different things. Working on it though. Just not sure how. There's no "How To" guide out there to beat insecurity...no special pill that will make us feel great about ourselves (no legal one anyway :p ). I'm really happy for Daniel to have had this epiphany. I know in my head that I have some very appealing physical traits, I've seen the evidence. I've seen women, very attractive women, blush when talking to me, stumble over their own words out of nervousness when talking to me, flirt with me shamelessly. I've occasionally seen women do the double take when passing me on the street. So part of my brain knows it and recognizes that I don't look anywhere near as bad as I think I do....I guess I'm still just waiting for my own epiphany to get the rest of my brain to recognize that as well.

A little levity here. So I was thinking of posting this pic in the best ass category. Opinions please ...Yeah or Neigh or HeeHaw :chug:

Ok here I go. I know some will not agree with this but it has been in my mind for a while now and I just have to get it out! I know in cerb as long as nothing negative is said there is freedom of speech so by no means this is an attempt from me to stop this but just me showing another side of the coin, a woman's perspective and boy that can be complicated so get ready guys. For months I have been reading or sometimes just seeing in the main index all the 'best whatever' threads and I often think 'The best according to who?' obviously according to whoever posted it but my point is in order to know what or who the best is you would have to try them all right? In my dictionary the best is very relative as we all have different tastes which means definition of best varies from one person to another and what is best for me may very likely not be for someone else. I have a point I promise. I know us ladies on cerb are confident enough not to let this 'best' threads bother us as we are aware of the fact that each of us is a different individual with characteristics and skills that make us all unique but I still find naming someone the best kind of shallow. Yes, of course us ladies feel flattered with the compliments we receive but I think this can be left in the picture comments and recommendations area. I know this may and very likely will not change anything or stop you guys from posting on those threads but that's not my goal anyway but you understanding a litle more the way we or at least I feel. In the end as much as as I said these 'best' threads have been in my mind for a while it was actually a comment in a recommendation I read yesterday that made me write this and I know the guy who wrote it meant nothing else but complementing the lady he was talking about but I found it a little too extreme so I'll quote him ' she is the way all women should be' seriously?? I may be overreacting but find this comment kind of extreme. The fact that to him this lady is what he was looking for in an escort or/and a great experience for him does not mean us other women should be like her. Am I taking this too literally? Possibly but still needed to get it out. Thanks to those who read this!! xoxo

One thing to keep in mind. For the guys, this is money that is, for most of us, a little disposable income that we use to participate in this lifestyle. For the ladies, this is their income, their livelihood. As Berlin says, if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Pay up front, the lady will enjoy her time with you (and thus you enjoy your time with her), it's a tried and true system A quick rambling while the coffee pot is brewing RG

Gent11 I can't comment about your differences with Mod as I think none of that has been discussed publicly but I suggest you reconsider not only because you will be missed but because IMO this is one of the most respectful forums I have known of in this industry, in fact the only one I participate in. Differences of opinion is something we deal with everyday in our personal & professional lives but I think as long as handled with respect and maturity it can be bearable. I believe many here including myself at a point have disagreed with something mod does or says and again it can be said and even discussed with him as long as done with respect. In the end as I was actually recently discussing with someone he might be doing something right where this remains a positive community in many aspects. So G11 I invite you to put all in a balance and think if you can let those 'differences' go and in return be part of a community where you can discuss different topics, learn from them, contribute and of course do something you enjoy (meeting ladies) in a safe way. I hope you do stay but if you find at this moment cerb is not the place for you. I wish you all the best!!

Religeous discussions aside my concern is this is a guy visiting an sp that snaps when seeing something he either does not understand or takes completely out of context,what else might make him go off ?