Leaderboard

I'll explain the situation with TXTing. We don't book by text for a number of reasons. First reason is that my phone is forwarded to my receptionist(s) there fore they do not get the txts. So it would mean that I would have to call them to find out if the lady is booked or not, then relay it 3rd party. This can get confusing to say the least. Second reason is I am often on the road, and can;t pull over everytime I have a txt, and I don't really feel like risking my ass, to start answering the same questions over and over again. Rates are on the site, if they really need the info they can check it out. Third reason is, and I know alot of you may disagree, txters are often tire kickers, and time wasters. They just want info, and often are no shows. Often I ask them to call, and they say they are too shy. Well if they are too shy to call, what are the odds that they will actually show up? Not so good. For us its a screening process, and if someone is willing to call, we are willing to spend our time and effort on them to ensure they get what they are looking for. I do understand guys who are at work and can't call, So I normally say, take 1 min when they are on break or call on the way out of the office and we would be super happy to help them out. We don't keep records of our good clients, only the bad ones. So unless I remember the guy, I really don't do much by txt. No point, I would rather focus on guys who are serious and want to see a lady for sure, that way we dont block up a lady's time with someone who is a dud. This is good business for the client, and the lady. It's just out point of view, but for us it's been a part of the way we do things and it really has cut down on our no shows dramatically.

The first thing I thought of when I saw this thread was this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qv343ai0EfA The second thing I thought was, you guys aren't the only ones who get shy. ;) Call it shyness, performance anxiety, or stage fright- all of a sudden you find yourself faced with this other dynamic, real, and very 3D human being- things were easy on paper (on screen, over the phone), but this is rather different. Will we click? Is my sense of humour too wacky? Is my timing all wrong? I have these thoughts too! But that's what I find exciting. Left alone with an unknown variable, what kind of fun can we dream up? You mention 'form'. But is there not something quite exciting about the formlessness and novelty of a new relationship? (And it is a relationship.) What will they say next? What shall I respond? To me, form implies predictability. You're hoping for a certain standard of 'performance', I gather. But is it really so terrible if you don't meet those expectations? It provides the opportunity to come up with something new. Chemistry will always be unknown before the first meeting. All we can do is give it our best effort and hope our partner will be able to meet us where we're at. Sometimes it may take a few attempts before we really get into a groove that gets us both going. This is a natural process. Shyness is just uncertainty. And I think uncertainty can hold a lot of promise.

All I have say about curves is that it takes skill to properly maneuver without injury. Don't diss the curves. Learn the skills.

So I have now typed out THREE very long messages to post in here.....and lost them ALL. GRRRR. Now I am bitter!!! Valentines day can go to Hell. Haha. Just Kidding! ish. Okay Well I am just gonna get to the point then........Eventually......When I find it. I have just realized- Clearly not quickly enough..... that um, I dont think I should have posted a thread regarding LOVE on a Sexxxy ESCORT Site......My Brainless moment. I blame Wal-mart. HAHA. I went in there. I was Brainwashed with endless aisles of two-toned -glittery- eye catching crap. I went in there. I saw RED. I saw PINK. I saw Teddybears, and regret-filled-cheap engagement rings. hahaha. VOMIT. I Think it's kinda Funny or at least interesting anyway- that so many people LOVE to HATE (Bitter)Sweet Saint Valentines DAY. The blame put on the Hallmarkism of it all. Will you fall victim to Cupids Contagious C.... Let me get this right...... C-O-.... oh yeah, COMMERCIALISM.....? this Over-Sensationalized-Seemingly Mandatory- Mushy- Slight possibilty of Coerced Premature Confessions of love...... Seriously? All that from a $5 cheesy card, and Waxy shit tasting chocolate (Con)sealed in a Heart shaped Box? I think the Defiance used against giving into the stupidity love leaks is Deeper than the Candy Dish, ya kno? ;) If ya take a closer look.....ALL Holidays are Drowning in Commercialism. When it comes to Christmas- that holiday is milked for all its worth. Valentines day is supposed to be a slightly religious, and a obviously romantic rip...I mean holiday. Christmas is Religious, traditional, and Magical- ( ya thats right- SANTA knows everything!) So.....Is it really the Walmartism behind it all? Or.....Do you have a grudge on my Guy, Cupid? ;) ANYWAY. Happy V Day ;) However, and IF ever, you'll decide to Celebrate! Whether you're SINGLE OR STUCK, or YA STAYED OR STRAYED...... YOU must CUM and PLAY ON! Muah! XoXoXo Roar!

I've had the pleasure of her company a few times now, but as much as I'd like to keep her all to myself I thought its about time I share. She's a tiny gal at 5'5 and she definitely qualifies as a spinner for those who enjoy the spinner types, at the same time she has wonderful curves soft and round and firm all in the right places. I'm not sure what i like best, her firm perky breasts with cherry like nipples or her perfect bum, just enough to cup in my hands and grab onto for some fun. Some maybe concerned about her youthful looks, but I assure you she is mature and wise beyond her years. Unlike some new or younger providers she's capable of intelligent and coherent conversation and she's a good listener too. She's super cute and a wonderful bundle of energy and she genuinely enjoys what she does, she's far from a clock watcher, but careful lads as time will fly by with this pretty lass at your side. She plays it safe while still providing an open and fun experience and her focus is all about providing you with the best experience possible. As you all know I enjoy the company of all sorts of women and love to meet new gals too, when I met sexyhaley I was in a bit of a funk, her bright and cheery smile and sparkling eyes soon turned me around, consequent visits put a spring in my step that had been missing for some time. Her schedule is limited at times so if you get the chance to meet up with this delightful and sensual provider, jump at it !

After some exchanges of personal messages to Giselle, I was VERY happy to meet her. Giselle is new on the board, and getting settled in. Talk about getting settled in, I was SO happy to meet her and get settled into her room for a visit. Giselle is stunningly attractive,and very caring and a sexy lady that carry's herself quite well, with attitude, and performance in the boudoir. She plays safe and she should be respected for that, her personal hygiene is impeccable and her body is to die for,and this lady can certainly kiss,Giselle has the softest lips my lips kissed,it was totally hot making out with her. For those men that like a beautiful lady with sexy curves she is your lady. Giselle stand 5'5 and has a bust size of 34d and what a beautiful bust size too ;) Respect her gentlemen I know I did, and I will be back to see her again, she is a pleasure to be with. Thanks Giselle! Another photo of her gorgeous curves :)

I hope this is not too sensitive a subject. I wonder how many guys are shy their first or second time with a SP. I know that these wonderful women know what they are doing but it always takes me a few visits to get into "form". I don't take performance enhancing meds and prefer not to due to the side effects. There was a discussion last year between SPs that I was informed about, in which one said about our time together "the sex was terrible". Of course it was - we don't know each other, I am not turned on by you, there is no chemistry at all. In reply, the other said "that is not my experience, although he started slowly, then really got going and it was great for both of us." I know chemistry is an issue. Thoughts?

WE have the Happy oh so adorable thread of cats...how about one that's not so adorable..hehehe..the truth about them.

Thank you antlerman and Julie Wilde. Nice to know that it is not one-sided! The ideal is to "lose myself" and to just "be" in the moment. Perhaps, like much in our busy lives, we expect too much and we miss what is really there. Something to keep reminding myself of - just breathe. ps: Ani DiFranco is very powerful poet.

It's a bit of a judgment call. The tiny ones make you work harder to keep them inside. The larger ones are heavier, and so you have to work harder to hold them, too, because of the weight. My kegels are in great shape, if I do say so myself; I prefer the sensations I get from the baoding balls. But none of them are very expensive, so experiment!

Reno's are just about done - new experience at CMJ will be launched by the end of the week! We are so excited!! Be on the lookout for Promo's! Nika back for a visit this week! Special Guest at CMJ this week - login for more info! New HOTTIE Alyssa Joins CMJ.. Absolutely Smokin Hot Playmate.. Long Hair, Brunette, 5'6, 36DDD's,Hot Toned Body, Piercing Green Eyes. Be sure to stop by and welcome her to CMJ!! Pics Posted!! Pictured: Vicki & Nika MONDAY 10:00AM 4:00PM GINA http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=3936 10:00AM - 4:00PM LOLA Login www.clubmadellynjae.com 11:00AM - 7:00PM ALYSSA NEW!http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=4527 11:00AM - 7:00PM GERI http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=2839 4:00PM - 10:00PM CALYPSO http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=4174 4:00PM - 10:00PM LOLA Login www.clubmadellynjae.com 4:00PM - 10:00PM TRINITY http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=1784 TUESDAY 10:00AM - 4:00PM GINA http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=3936 10:00AM - 4:00PM JAYDA http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=4329 10:00AM - 4:00PMCALYPSO http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=4174 11:00AM - 7:00PM TRINITY http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=1784 4:00PM - 10:00PM JAYDA http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=4329 4:00PM - 10:00PM TANIA http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=3775 WEDNESDAY 10:00AM - 4:00PM GINA http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=3936 10:00AM - 4:00PM TANIA http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=3775 11:00AM - 7:00PM ALYSSA http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=4527 11:00AM - 7:00PM GERI http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=2839 4:00PM - 10:00PM NIKA http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=3547 4:00PM - 10:00PM JULIA http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=3993 4:00PM - 10:00PM TRINITY http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=1784 THURSDAY 10:00AM - 4:00PM KELLY Login www.clubmadellynjae.com 10:00AM - 4:00PM TANIA http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=3775 11:00AM - 7:00PM ALYSSA http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=4527 11:00AM - 7:00PM GINA http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=3936 4:00PM - 10:00PM TRINITY http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=1784 4:00PM - 10:00PMVICKI http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=3293 FRIDAY 10:00AM - 4:00PM JAYDA http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=4329 10:00AM - 4:00PM "SPECIAL GUEST" Login www.clubmadellynjae.com 10:00AM - 4:00PM KELLY Login www.clubmadellynjae.com 11:00AM - 7:00PM GINA http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=3936 4:00PM - 10:00PM TANIA http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=3775 4:00PM - 10:00PM VICKI http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=3293 SATURDAY 10:00AM - 4:00PM VICKI 11:00AM - 7:00PM ALYSSA 11:00AM - 7:00PM JUSTINE http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=3068 4:00PM - 10:00PM CALYPSO 4:00PM - 10:00PM GERI SUNDAY 10:00AM - 4:00PM CALYPSO 10:00AM - 4:00PM JAYDA 11:00AM - 7:00PM TANIA 4:00PM - 10:00PM CALYPSO 4:00PM - 10:00PM JAYDA Pictured: Alyssa

Also would if you did have this booking with the blocked caller and he hurts you or rapes you how will he ever be traced?? never setup an appointment with a blocked caller for your own safety...please. The least they could do is if you choose to answer the call, i would normally say inorder for me to proceed could i call you back with a number and if he says no i say goodbye. theres my two senses

This is the best remake of the longest yard very well done film. and this is a movie I'm shocked hasnt' been added here yet love this movie as well such a great cast one everyone should see. Have happy watching.

I like Old Dog because he knows all the best places to bury your bone.

I like RG because he displays all the qualities of a perfect gentleman. He is very friendly, helpful and positive!!

I went home this weekend for a chance to spend time with my children, my mom, my brothers and their families only to be informed that my brother's nephew had taken his own life the day of my arrival. It's sad, a young man troubled by the dissolution of his own family, the loss of his mother to cancer, his battles with chemical demons and moreover his battles with his own sexual identity... it was too much for a 26 year old to take. No one will sing a song in his honour tonight for the public to consume and in time, memories of this troubled young man will fade. Just a kid that couldn't handle what life had to offer.

The ladies that I have met have all insisted that initial communication is by e-mail. All have agreed to texting on the day of an encounter. Granted that I tend to only see a small number traveling and independent ladies who visit Ottawa at a frequency that generally meet my wants and desires. I am sure that we all have particular requirements, it is not unreasonable to simply re-focus onto someone who will meet them. Check out the posts in advertisement section of the board, the links to websites and do your homework. Ladies that meet your posted requirements are posting on CERB. If you are forthright and polite in your e-mails, you should not have any hassles with the ladies.

Pdell, this is just a thought but might be worth a try. If perhaps you stopped in to one or more of the agencies and explained your dilemma with your hearing it might cause them to make an allowance in order to accomodate you. If they can put a face to the name on an email or a face to the number of a text and then as long as you demonstrate with any bookings that you get that you are sincere and dependable then I would hope that you would be in good hands. Many people will accomodate others if you present your specific situation to them in a way that will allow them to assist you. Maybe worth a try?

GRACELAND by Paul Simon This is one of those perfect albums were every track is solid, each track is a bit different from the others, and each track flows into the next. If I put this ablum on, I don't want to stop it. BACK TO BLACK by Amy Winehouse This is probably my fave album of the last 20 years or so. Every track is absolutely great. I never thought she was going to make another album this perfect, but it's a shame she didn't get to make another album at all. THIS IS HARDCORE by Pulp This a cool rock album. Jarvis Cocker's lyrics and delivery are a good mix of dark humour and sensitivity. LA ROUX by La Roux This is a great current pop album. I really like Jackson's choir boy voice, it has so much drama to it. And the lyrics are sensitive too.

I would suggest getting her highly aroused first... Mine is hard to find if I'm not already turned on. It's not that far back, maybe a finger length. (my own.) It does feel different than the surrounding area, at least mine does. Mine's slightly smoother, yet firmer. If you google "urethral sponge" you'll find those medical looking cross sections, though since women are different it may be in a slightly different location, but in the general area. Next time you're with a lady you could ask her to direct you to it, so you know what it feels like. ;)

Anyone paying close attention to my albums on here, will notice that I have an affinity for live albums and double albums, so it may come as no surprise that I am a big fan of this next album, especially if you have noticed what album has been on my profile here on CERB for the past few months. The Allman Brothers - Live at Fillmore East This is one of my favourite driving albums. When Whipping Post comes on, you'll be in a different city by the time it ends. In Memory of Elizabeth Reed provides a perfect soundtrack to the miles flying by through the windshield. And the interaction between the band and the crowd is perfection, each driving the other to new heights.

Since we're on the subject of fine looking asses... ... and Lulu yoga pants... There are women in this world that will never be able to wear a size small or medium and have absolutely no weight to loose... It's called having a different body type. Not everything is about weight and diets... srsly ;)

That was kinda my point or my question anyway...... like if you choose NOT to celebrate Valentines day because it feels forced.....what about christmas? do you not buy people gifts and send out cards.....just cause....its kinda been marketed out that way and embedded into your brain that, thats just what we do.....? And dont too many people wear green and drink oddly coloured drinks and get drunk on st. patricks day? and wear red and white on xmas and say hoe- hoe- hoe and give and get too much? and even go as far as putting up a tree in their house!?! Or do people just have a genuine resentment towards the day of heart shaped boxes filled with over priced -cheaply made- plasticy tasting- but given with love- chocolates? Valentines Day isnt about YOU. It's about somebody else. anybody else. a day of selflessness. Not Petty pitty. All cheesyness aside, forget all the gimicks and cliches and hand picked roses- and ignore your inner defiant- tough guy(or chick!)- anti-commercialization type stand (unless it's fair and you disregard them (holidays) all the same.....) but why not make this day a day where you make someone else feel good? regarded. special. noticed. Especially, if you are lucky enough to have the good feelings of a heart filled with Valentines everyday, Share it. In an easy way. a free way. a hidden path straight to the heart of any stranger, Make Valentines day your "consciously compliment someone day" or a pay it forward type day. hold a door open. leave a larger then usual tip. offer a ride. make THAT phone call. forgive yourself for something. tell someone a secret. go back to cheesy- write an anonymous love note.....even if its to yourself and all the things you wanna hear......;) Valentine's day is about Love (siblings-parents-busdrivers-the lady who makes my cafe!- friendship-kindness- happiness- goofiness- showing appreciation- acknowledging other peoples year round thoughtfulness. Cum on now.....wheres the love?! ;) Okay it appears as tho Im taking this a lil bit too seriously- Okay a lot-a bit. ;) I'm Learning I apparently feel slightly defensive for valentines day. its bittersweet- but I gotta go with cupid, man! A millions XO's ;) Muah!

Ever hear of the mans Valentines day? Steak and Blowjob day. haha. hmm- I thought that was called Wednesday. or Friday. or as RG said the other '364 days of the year' hehe ;) just kidding......Nobody can be that in love! ;) Awww. Okay- well here is my honest-to-badness opinion on V-day...... I Admit I definitely like the Idea of all the Heart Shaped Packages and even some of the Gag Worthy Romanticism - But overall I think that Valentines Day is More Recognized by Sexxxy Singles on the Prowl- Or very Newly Aquainted Couples...... I'm just sayin'- I think that Vagina Worshipping Day- oops- wrong V....Valentines Day is ALL about the chase. Ohhh Baby....I say "chase on" ;) XoXoXo

Well there are 364 days of the year for those of us that are happily single So Valentine's Day, nothing special to me, but for those happily in a relationship/marriage, well I hope they have a Happy Valentine's Day and enjoy the one day set aside each year for them :-) RG

Same thing I do every year: wait until the day after Valentine's Day and buy up as much discounted chocolate as I can eat.

So, to all of you folks who would walk away, a question: how would you feel if you showed up to meet someone who took one look at you and decided she didn't want to see you after all? It'd hurt, no? For me, the financial side of things is irrelevant here. Cancellation fee or no cancellation fee, I'd consider it spectacularly rude to turn around and walk away.

The awesome Keissy Hennessey! From her new album. Thanks, Keissy.