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My nomination for today's goddess is the sexy-as-hell Evelyne Lemay! http://cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=39297

While I know that the majority of the company I keep is married, I respect your privacy. I would NEVER do anything to jeopardize your personal life. What upsets me, is that there is no mutual respect for my personal life. What really bothers me is the fact that you are not capable to clear your cookies on your computer or delete the emails or texts we have exchanged from your phone or pda. I hear all the time, I hope you will delete this or remove all traces of our contact, yet that some common courtesy has not been returned. As of this weekend, I have received one of the nastiest email exchanges from a VERY irate wife of someone that I have not even met yet. These emails from this woman, have wrecked my travel plans for the week as well made me quite upset. She is now harassing me, and there is nothing I can do about it. I ask you as a responsible adult, if you have someone who means something in your life and you wish to engage in the opportunity of an escape with a provider, please for the love of god - erase your tracks. It seems possible clients are worried about discretion from our side yet it is your side that is being very careless with being discreet.

I though i would bring this subject as it seem that new pooners and more experience pooners forget that it apply for both parties. More than often i have gent been very hesitant to provide the info i request and ask me to be discrete..No to contact them without their permission,etc.. It doesn't mean because we are escorts that we don't have private life.. It is not appropriate to approach a lady in public..Even if you have met her in the past..You shouldn't.. To call her escort name out loud..She may be with friends,or family.It is an invasion to our private life..I am sure that if a lady would approach you on the street meanwhile your SO is next to you ..You would be extremly angry. Also it happen more than often that a gent that inquire to see and provide me a reference of a lady gave me her real name..If the lady decide to share with you it doesn't mean she want the entire world to know..Otherwise she would be working with that name.It happened also that i had gent gave me private number of ladies..If her number isn't publish it is that she doesn't want to unknown people to have it. To approach a lady that you have an app later or you recognize her, at the bar of the hotel Those are big no no It also apply to ladies..i had a lady giving my personal number to a client i don't know without my consent. Remember if you expect discretion,you should also be discret yourself and respect our privacy Thanks Victoria Jolie

Maybe not porn sexy, but inspiring and beautiful from the perspective of two humans being authentic with one another. Skin-to-skin rules! We never stop needing it.

I think it is still a nice idea and don't think it needs to be over-thought....Onward in positivity I think :) Let's keep it fun and kind....

Been there and done that :p every one should have to spend a few days as the opposite sex, the world would be a very diFferent place. I don't think most guys have any idea how tough women are and what we deal with day to day. I also think that women would be surprised at how careing and complex the world of men can be. If I could swap bodies for a couple of days, I'd be a crow and play with the wind and the gender wouldn't matter.

Perhaps they can be, then again I think they are not, that is my own personal opinion, after all that's all I have done over my years is in calls. I can safely count on two hands the number of times that I have got a room a did a out call. I can also tell you I never has attended "John" school. It is entirely up to yourself WHAT you really feel comfortable doing.

I can hardly believe that she said that to you! Obviously it was her preference, but to say join the 21st? Sorry but I think that's really rude. Whatever your preference is is the most important thing!! Personally, I don't mind hair down there or anywhere for that matter!

To celebrate pin-up girls past and present, I decided to start this thread. I also believe there are a few ladies here on cerb who are dabbling in the pin-up girl look and hope to see some photos of them soon (you know who you are - Soleil, Annessa, etc.). Here are a few of my favourites from the past: Marilyn Monroe: Ava Gardner:

Most are completely shaved? Interesting, I wonder what the average age of your clients are. I realize that there are older gents (my age and older) who do completely shave but I will only add that not that long ago, 10 years or so??? this conversation doesn't happen. I realize that it's been longer than 10 years since people have been shaving genitals but I don't think, and I could be wrong, that 10 years ago a lady would say most of her clients are shaved. I do some manscaping but have not had the balls yet to run a razor across my balls.

Peachy, as long as you're honest and upfront about it, making sure that a new customer knows this before he meets with you, that's fine. I'm not a huge fan of the YMMV disclaimer, though. I don't think it's fair to take someone's money, then blindside him with an excuse for why he doesn't qualify to receive quality service. Especially over something so natural.

Yikes! It's difficult for me to imagine that there are professionals who feel that way. I have met SPs who, in general, didn't like giving or receiving oral, but they usually didn't last too long in the business. This is, after all, a business in which we are interacting very intimately with people, and I believe that most successful SPs are open-minded, flexible and enjoy their work. Even a guy who is shaved can be unclean. Or worse, have doused himself with enough cologne down there to repel a herd of elephants. You've probably seen more SPs in action than me, RG, but I don't think most reputable SPs would find it "unpleasant" or "hate" giving oral to an otherwise clean and respectful guy just because he sports the hair that nature gave him. Additional Comments: I should note, too, that I work with a lot of older guys who would never consider shaving down there. And also with a number of married guys, for whom shaving might raise some uncomfortable questions on the home front. It isn't even possible for everyone to shave. But that doesn't mean that they can't be clean, or that going down on them can't be just as pleasant as going down on someone completely bald down there. Heaven forbid that should ever be the case!

Either way, it doesn't matter to me. But I want to clear up one misconception: having natural hair down there does not equal being unclean or unhygienic. Nor is it an excuse not to be. Shaved, napalmed, trimmed, unshaved, whatever, you still have to wash thoroughly just prior to getting intimate.

I have been told by a few people that Bora Bora is one of the most beautiful places to visit. I have never been, but it was described as a paradise.

There might be certain circumstances under which an SP would work out an agreement with a REGULAR she knows well and feels comfortable with for 15 minute sessions. For example, the customer might agree to prepay for a number of sessions to occur within some time frame (3 within 7 days, 10 within 30 days, etc.), and agree to step aside, even last minute, if a more lucrative appointment comes up. But customers need to understand that, for a first time appointment, the risks and unknowns on our end are simply too high to consider a 15 minute session, and all the preparation and clean up is exactly the same as it is for a lengthier session. For a touring SP? I honestly don't see how it would be possible. Please remember that they have much higher overhead to cover than a local SP. There may be some SPs who do offer this. I recommend that customers who want this look for those SPs specifically offering it, rather than make a poor impression on someone who doesn't.

Last year was my first involvement in the Members Choice awards and when it started I thought that it was such a nice and fun idea. When the whole thing went south I was rather distressed over it, so I would also be a bit nervous of having it brought back. We do have a variety of ways through various threads that are already in existance that we can use to recognize individuals should any of us wish to do so. There is the "I Like Positivity" thread. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=58683 There is the "Cerb Goddess of the Day" thread. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=90044 There is the "An Ode to the Gentlemen of Cerb" thread. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=92407 There is the "Little Cerb Thank You's" thread. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=100815 There is the "Highlights of the Day" thread. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=63488 There may already be other threads that I have missed and I expect that there are. Perhaps someone has another thread topic that they might wish to create that will allow and foster the sense of community that we all seem to appreciate and will provide recognition for those who go above and beyond.

Just won 500 bucks on PokerStars. I have quite the Pokerface ;)

Teiresias, the seer of ancient Greek mythology, was reputed to have been changed temporarily into a woman. When he returned to manhood, he claimed that women had much more intense sexual pleasure than men. So, in answer to your question.... And yes, I'd start with Steve's cheerleader too :)

I've been sadly neglecting this thread. So, my goddess-of-the-day nomination for today is... Sky! She's a wonderful person to spend time with... funny, sexy, smart. And those eyes...

As I recall, the UK edition of Dance with Dragons came out as two separate volumes. I couldn't wait for the paperback so went ahead and bought the hardback. I couldn't put it down. Didn't sleep for days, what with the book and cerb :)

I could be wrong but pretty sure it is against the rules to post prices.

Just getting back from a 10 day holiday and family reunion. Scattered across the country and a big clan it really only happens about every 8 years. Regardless of all the high and low times in life....family is always family and there for us through our lives. Big bear hugs to all the those who take time to cherish their families. OOO Cub

And I suspect this is the motto of many ladies of CERB

How about just like kids today, there are no losers and everyone gets a particpation award. That should about cover it and no ones feelings get hurt. Peace MG

And for clarification of my post in Carmen's case, she doesn't offer 15 minute or 30 minute, her minimum time is one hour, and all it would take is a prospective client to read her website. So it is insulting for guys to ask her about 15 minute sessions There is nothing wrong with ladies who offer 15 or 30 minute sessions, or clients who prefer this type of encounter. But asking a lady who doesn't offer it and what she does offer is in her website, that is insulting RG

Well it has been run many times with no issues, once with issues (unfortunately) Personally I thought all the members here have learned from last year and we could move forward and return the Valued Members and SP Awards to the purpose intended, something positive. From reading the threads, guess I was wrong, still bringing up the past RG

I have no idea why any sane person would want to open this can of worms again. It didn't do what it was supposed to do, and caused so many rifts and issues. Leave it alone.

For ladies who do offer half hours, it is insulting to ask for 15 minutes. I say, sure, you can stay 15 minutes, but my half hour donation applies. It is equally insulting to ask a lady for 15 or 30 minutes when her minimum time is an hour or more. I do offer 30 minutes, and for some that's an affordable and/or time sensitive option especially the daytime market which I cater to (family men and businessmen on their lunch breaks, between appointments, etc.). I consider that the bare minimum of being able to have some kind of satisfying GFE experience. 15 minutes would be more like "blow and go" or "wham, bam, thank you, m'am". No thanks. My experience with having tried the 15 minute option is that most guys will push for more time and they don't really want to pony up the $ that I would be asking for. So it's not worth it for me. Carmen, there's an old saying, you need to kiss 99 frogs, until you get to the prince. Hopefully you don't have to endure 99 enquiries of this idiotic nature, but unfortunately it's the sign of the times and just one of the downfalls of this business. Hang in there, my dear.

This is my opinion. I think Awards are a bad idea, it separates members and puts certain members "above" other members. I understand the idea of wanting to recognize a members post/contribution on the board but inevitability it will turn into a popularity contest. As was stated previously it caused an issue in the past, one of the posters was questioning whether another member should even be eligible for an award based on the number of posts that member had (or join date I forget which it was). We're human, humans tend to side with like minded people so if you win an award that probably means more people than not agree with what you said i.e. what you said is "popular". There are always exceptions but a member could write a very detailed, well written, well thought out post that a majority of the members disagree with, that post will never win an award. Even the current reputation point process has been evolving based on how members are awarding them. Clearly some current members were trying to prop up some new members so that member has a "higher status. Personally I don't value what is said in a post based on that members status or number of awards won, I agree, disagree, like, don't like the post based on its content. I was never the popular kid in school, can ya tell?

I'd be nervous as hell to put a razor on my penis. The Neet option is very interesting though, anything to make my penis look bigger.

Well I shave down there prior to an encounter. I'm sure for the ladies it would be unpleasant to, lets say, face a mouthful of jungle LOL One lady I see always goes out of her way to thank me for shaving down there when we meet I do find it much cooler in the summertime especially to shave. And personal preference only, I do prefer shaved, or neatly trimmed ladies. Finally, be careful, very careful when shaving. Once prior to an encounter I nicked myself (papercut size nick really small, too small for even a bandaid LOL) at the base of my penis. I still saw the lady but advised her of what happened. Even with a condom fs was out, oral ill advised...but there can be lots of fun with hands. Point making first be very careful. Second, if you do cut yourself, even the most teeny weeny cut tell the lady, it's part of safe sex and being a responsible partner RG

Sure I would! If it was fully reversable I wouldn't think twice about it. In fact I would become such a lesbian it would shock and amaze!!! Here is the first lady I would try out my sexy new girl body on:

This would have been my 39th anniversary today, but it's my second one alone. Why a highlight? Because it was an amazing 37 years. :)

Psst u gotta try this one out... Lany and Vitto... 2 of our most gourgeous and sexiest ladies....

http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=100734 http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=97070 http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=97136 I'm reading these threads from jrose and I find it very difficult to imagine getting stood up so many times by so many ladies. I see that you have been on Cerb for a grand total of 2 months and have so many posts that are mostly complaints!! Have you ever really hooked up with any SP on any site??? It seems to me that you are just playing on your computer to pass the time away....Perhaps you could write a reco on one of the ladies that you have seen, or PM one to reply to this thread so we can fully understand the emotional pain that other SP's on this and other sites have obviously caused you!!! I have booked and seen several ladies on this site, and a few times we have had to reshedule our dates with good reasons, but I have always revisited on our next date!! I have also prepaid for bookings since some SP's have initiated this protocol, and have never had a problem with this aspect of their business... All in all, my motto is "shit or get off the pot" so by all means book someone, prepay if you have to, and if that SP cancels on you then pleeeaaase pm me and the other responders so this won't happen to us!!!! Other than that, all your posts lead me to believe you are not really booking anyone and you are enjoying the attention that you are generating with your post.... Not trying to be harsh, but seriously I think there may be a problem here..... Have a great day!!! Keep it in the short grass!!!

Here's one another lady told me from a guy who contacted her from another site." Umm, I just need 5 minutes of your time, how's $40? What next? Pay by the minute? LOL. The problem with that other site is there are certain things you are not allowed to state in your ad mainly rates except for hourly rates.. So there are a lot of tire kickers ( you will find 1 or 2 out of 10 guys who become gem clients) or those who attempt to make up different types of sessions according to what THEY want ( i.e. the 5 minute $40-50 session) and one girl will do it and these guys assume that because one did it, that she now has set the bar for the entire SP industry and we will all succumb to it. And then there was a text going around from a U.S. area code that a lot of ladies received from a guy who wanted a bj before payday and that he would give them the money in a few days. Seriously, this industry is getting stranger by the minute aside from the 15 minute appts. If more ladies stuck to their guns and charged their rates by time instead of an "act" none of these shennanigans would be happening. We are escorts and throughout the years we have been known to charge for our time. Both parties know what is going to happen without having to explicitly state it. Now if you don't do this or that, you're tossed to the side because you don't offer all the PSE activities and if you can't stand on your head, well damnit, you're SOL and you won't last according to these guys who think they can have it all including a second round in 15 minutes. It's actually quite amusing. I'll stick to my minimum of a half hour thank-you very much. I'm not a drive thru express lane. ;)

Angella of Ottawa, yes that's possible as well. Even though i'm not that young and i been in this industry for a wile. :) I would think they get that from reading my website but i guess not.

I like this idea. Therefore, I'll take this opportunity to nominate two ladies who are amongst the missing. 1/ Berlin In her, I see a lady that I went to college with.......a very good friend. Berlin is someone I have never seen or spoken with, but I think I know her. If you're not sure what's on her mind, you aren't listening. She nailed me to the wall one time and I was crushed, lol. Big heart and I miss her. 2/ Isabella Gia Also have never met her, but miss her presence. She's a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day and always livened up the discussions with her upbeat point of view. I always smiled when I saw the pink font and used to love her posts. Both of these ladies were a big part of the board and I do hope to see them again.......along with the other lost lambs.

I learn about it in the news one day. The places where they might accommodate travellers can most commonly be affected and perhaps some appartement building complex. The exterminator is usually called right away. For those who might have this problem, here are some other way and natural remedies to get rid of these tenacious intruders. It is said to be efficient and not that costly. Some people can report infested hotels and buildings in the internet in dedicated website. Rubbing Alcohol: While not a definite fix, spraying rubbing alcohol where bed bugs thrive may contain the problem by killing some on contact. Fruit and vegetable Insecticides: Some insecticides comprised of pyrethrins and canola oil are sometimes used by those who wish to lay down a home remedy that is safe for children and pets. Steam Treatments: It is not uncommon to see some pest control companies use steam treatments to deal with mattresses and other pieces of upholstered furniture. While very limited effectiveness is associated with this type of remedy, it shows great promise in treating items with less than ½ inch of penetration. At home, one may use small steam cleaners to care for their mattresses and other bedding selections. Dry Heat: Placing clothing, footwear, rugs, toys, stuffed animals, backpacks and other non-launderable items in the dryer for a certain length of time can conveniently remove bed bugs. When an average clothes dryer is run for five minutes at low, medium or high heat, they generate temperatures of about 140, 150 and 180 degrees (respectively). It is believed that when drying a bundle of infected clothes, high temperatures are able to kill bed bugs. It is suggested to run the dryer for more than 20 minutes. Hot Sun: Since temperatures over 113 degrees are said to kill bed bugs, it is suggested to wash and dry clothing and linens at high temperatures. When living in a hot desert climate, you may hang your bedding and clothes in the beaming sun to destroy lingering bed bugs. Bed bugs don't like sunshine light. They prefer darkness. Boric Acid: It is suggested to spread boric acid powder about the places where bed bugs choose to frequent, feed, and hide. This natural cure should never come in direct contact with a mattress or box spring. This remedy is often used to control the migration of bed bugs in a home. Clean your car: While you're treating the problem indoors, don't forget your car. Vacuum your car thoroughly and treat it with an herbal preparation or insecticide. You should treat your handbag and coats with an herbal spray to make them less attractive to bed bug freeloaders when you're out in public. Bed bugs aren't just hanging out in hotels. They're in restaurants, department store dressing rooms, movie theaters, busses and anywhere else people spend time. The more you can do to make yourself unattractive to them, the less likely it is that you'll inadvertently bring a few of these insect invaders home. Black Walnut: The National Park Service suggests that using the leaf teas consisting of black walnut provide an astringent effect, as well as serves as a decent insecticide against bed bugs. Herbal Approaches: There is a range of natural cures that people have used to treat their bed bug problem with varying degrees of success. A few suggestions is to try include spraying lavender, thyme, *tea tree, *neem (oil or infused leaf), henna powder or oil, rosemary and eucalyptus on bed linens, clothes and in other locations where people sleep in the house. Using these herbal sprays will help repel bed bugs. You can try lemon juice or apple vinegar as well. Add 20 drops of lavender essential oil to the final rinse when you wash your sheets, blankets and nightwear. Placing lavender flower buds in a sachet bag under your mattress and pillow will help too. You can also add lavender flower bud sachets to your luggage to discourage bed bugs when you travel.

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