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I'm really very fortunate to have made a number of good friends through CERB, and I think I'm not unique. I know of a number of situations where client and provider have unselfishly helped one another under difficult situations. I'm a bit anxious today as I'm going in for eye surgery tomorrow, and had been told that I wouldn't be allowed to leave unless I had someone there to see that I got home safely. This is a bit difficult as I'm a widower and live alone, my kids have long since left the nest. When I mentioned it to one of the service providers here, she graciously agreed to accompany me. As luck would have it I've been able to find someone a little closer to home, but none the less it shows that this lady has a big heart. I think we should award a gold star now and then for good deeds. So, I'd like to give Angela of Ottawa a gold star for being there for me.

It seems bragadocious to talk about obtaining the real names of SP's. I have 3 real names you have 2. What's the point?

Thanks to everyone for all of the lovely thoughts and well wishes... I really appreciate it. I got home today and MUST say that my CERB buddies made my life so much easier when I was in the hospital. At least one person from this community dropped by EVERY day that I was in - sometimes there were quite a few in at the same time!!! You only get one shot at this life - cherish every moment and live each day to the fullest!!! Love to all of you!!! Paul

Well it had to happen, chunks of my thick head of hair were falling out due to the chemo, (wish the fat on my tummy would do the same), so did the deed. Went down to the wood (versus going down on the wood!) with a #2 buzz cut. I've never felt the rush of the wind on my scalp before, a bit like having sex outside, pulling out, taking the condom off and having a cold breeze hit you!! Looks weird, feels weird, but at least I am still here to complain!! Hope all are having a great day. Hugs and kisses and lots of licks to all. tL

WELL, it's done. I'm not one to go into detail but I did see Aubrey last night and it was most definitely a good time. Nervous of course, especially when I was attempting not to smoke on the drive there, only to be offered one when I got there haha. So much I could say, but I'd be sitting here writing for a while. Thanks for the advice/encouragement everyone, and thanks for the visit Aubrey. I'm sure I'll see you again!

Disclaimer: I realize that the majority of you are paying for a sexual service and that your needs should be met within the boundaries of the escort in question. That is the service I am providing. However, that being said, I would like to call attention to what I like to refer to as "jack-hammering." This is basically extended penetrative sex and nothing else. You may be convinced that good sex requires only penetration and stamina--as well all know, women want a man who can last (I hope you can sense the sarcasm there), or perhaps it is purely selfish on your part, you do want to get your money's worth after all. So you pound your paid sex partner, over and over, squeezing in every possible available second. In which case, I am not a blow-up doll. I am not an object solely for your use. Keep in mind, I do not think it is a problem, for example, if you would like to simply pay to receive a blowjob, provided you realize the skill and time involved in administering a good blowjob. And I do not think penetrative sex itself is bad. But if you are interested in engaging in a full range of sexual behaviour, please realize that "sex" does not simply equal penetration for as long as humanly possible. After awhile it is painful, un-stimulating and rather boring. If a woman is not turned on, she doesn't create those delicious lubricating fluids that can make penetrative sex so wonderful. So take the time to pay attention to things like kissing and groping and licking and nibbling and so on. If the first thing you're going for is penetration, you have skipped so many amazing, naughty fun things to do to one another. While we are providing a very intimate service, aimed at generating your pleasure and satisfaction, we have emotions, and physical limits. So keep that in mind the next time you're with your favourite lady. Happy pooning!

Congrats Lee on your 2000th post! Maybe you can fly to Toronto and share this with Malika. :)

I missed zipper's low post count when I made my suggestion..... but he is now 60% there on this thread alone! Jamie sounds like a real gem. I would help here but I'm tragically over budget already!! Cheers

You really asked this? If she is on the Diary something is wrong but CK can't possibly know everything about everyone. ((SHAKING MY HEAD))

Thanks Ang for noticing...didn't even realize I had posted so many silly and ridiculous posts already ;) It's fun and I enjoy hanging out here....Thanks very much for putting up with me folks !!! Notch you shouldn't have said "joke" Oh well..... one more Malika tells the clerk she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work. The clerk named Notch explains that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on 'special'. Suddenly, then Malika throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming! "Pinch My Nipples! Pinch My Nipples! Pinch My Nipples!!" Notch all befuddled runs away to get the store manager. The manager goes to Malika and asks, "Ma'am what's wrong?" She explained the problem with the toaster, and he tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special. Once again, Frenchie throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming, Pinch My Nipples! Pinch My Nipples! Pinch My Nipples!! By now a huge crowd has gathered! In shock, the manager pleads, "Ma'am, why are you saying that? In a huff, then Malika says, "Because, I Like To Have My Nipples Pinched When I'm Getting Screwed!" The crowd broke into applause and Malika's money was quickly refunded! Now joking aside....I suspect the toaster worked just fine but Pinky just wanted her nipples pinched ;) ha

I was agreeing with you, you used the term bragadocious in your post. I'm just commenting that those who do get ladies' real name, if they do brag, are bragging likely to board handles which are anonymous...I mean how many of us tell our "civilian" friends about our paticipation in this lifestyle. I certainly in the few cases where a lady has given me her name kept it between the lady and myself. In fact most aspects of an encounter stay between a lady and myself, behind closed doors, except those in a recommendation which the lady gets to see first, and give her yay or nay to me posting. I would have gone with a full post and explaination but I was in agreement with your post and comment line too short and gave you rep points as well. And I certainly wasn't implying you brag, if I thought you, by your post did brag, I certainly wouldn't have given rep points out. RG

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We should create the TOFTT fund to help with such urgent situations :) She is really a gem.

Just wanted to say hope everyone in Truro is okay and the damage isn't too bad to your homes.I seen on the news the flooding and it's not looking so good. Best wishes in your hard times.

Much like you I also popped my Cherry wit Rebecca but a shorttime into this new year. She sets the bar quite high for all those that come after. I would recommend Peachy for your second experience and Vivian for a great massage experience. Have fun out there . Stay Classy

I seem to be a contrarian in a lot of things. So ... contraman. My superpower? Able to oppose any opinion!

Glad to hear it! And I have to say, I'm somewhat jealous, 'cos I have no doubt that your virginity-losing experience was a --lot-- better than most of us managed!

Yes, but I don't think Jamie has a reco thread yet, and members with very low post counts can't start new reco threads, so this was probably the only option. Thanks for the reco, zipper123 - and if you post a few more times (or someone else writes a reco for her) then I'm sure Jamie would appreciate it! As would the rest of us, for that matter; more recos are always good :)

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Quite a few SP's know my real name...I gave it to them (in most cases as part of verification, but my choice to give out) A few (three to be exact) SP's gave me their real name (their choice btw, and no I won't name those ladies, it is private between the two of us) But to dig around to find out a SP's real name, when they haven't given it to you is something entirely different, and a major breech of her privacy If someone doesn't give out her (or his as the case may be) there is a reason for it. They keep their "civilian" life seperate from this "lifestyle" life and don't want the two to overlap. To dig around to find out a person's real name, you are stealing something that is theirs, and is very important to a person, their privacy, and it starts bordering, as Angus says, on stalking. And it isn't harmless, how do you think a lady would react if she found a client prying into her private life...how would a guy react if a lady started digging into his private life. Probably at least a combination of fear and anger, fear, what is he/she going to do with this information, anger at the violation of privacy. What is the next thing a person would breech after that. RG

I thought Dorinda is the treat :D ! juuuuust kidding :b (maybe a little ....)

Yeah, I don't know if there was any real name for it, but they used to just call it "watching someone else having sex".

Boomer, good luck with the surgery. A big shout out to Angela & her generosity and to you as well for saying a public thank you. Class acts, both of you, all the way!!! Sandi

Yeah, very well could be her, the name is close. My short-term stripper name memory is limited to a maximum of two entries long per visit. I probably share that memory size with crickets and grasshoppers and what not. That's why I report about them here, so I can look them up later. :) Additional Comments: Met up with a couple of members of Cerb today at this place. Today they had roast chicken and minestrone soup as their dish: superb. I managed to catch just one beauty today, by the name of Jolie. By her name, you can guess that she's a French girl. A cute as a button spinner actually. She reminds me of the actress Jane Adams, actually. Also a couple of cute girls stopped by and talked to us, but unfortunately we were just ready to leave soon. One of them was named Amanda, who was average height, 5'5" probably, with slicked-back brunette hair. Her freind was similar looking but much taller, 5'8". I can't remember the second one's name though. They seemed to be an inseparable pair, even dressed somewhat like each other. :)

Stoya's been on my list lately.

Malika mean princess/queen in Arabic, depending on the country and "type". my great grand-father was Moroccan and wanted a great grand-daughter before dying,all of my older cousins are male on this side of my family. I was the first girl...I was his little Malika :) I've always like the name and decide to take a name that mean something for me not just a random name that would feel "weird" I sometime use my "family" name in my website/email address/other boards, it's Fantasy...I didn't know what to choose when I started so decided to choose it because I give a fantasy...now thinking about it and reading my own reviews...I should change it to reality :D

I support implants. Making boobs big as they can be now that's one righteous pursuit!

Come unwind with a playful, sensual brunette... Let's heat things up with a steamy shower, perfect for getting acquainted, before moving on to a body-tingling massage, slippery bodyslides, and a tantalizing touch that is sure to leave you with a smile...;)

Visiting Old Dog in the hospital and noticing the big change in him since the last time I saw him. He has colour back in his face!

Guess I should have mentioned that, for myself it is already a given, never ever would I continue with a session if someone seemed to show signs of some type of STI. CORRECTION-Health 1st, then Hygiene :)

I would recommend Carrie Moon for this. She not only has experience doing this but also has access to more than just one male partner.

As an edacious (voracious and devouring) franion (a pleasure seeker) blessed with oxyesthesia (being extremely sensitive to touch), I sometimes go through phases of intense clinomania (an excessive desire to remain in bed) with my temporary lovers; it leads us to a saturnalian (wild and unrestrained, usually referring to a riotous party) intimate-naked-fun time! Haha! That was fun!

Get a duo, decide for yourself :).