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So had alittle time on my hands and came up with this thought.... If you could buy three things from Walmart (or a store) to freak out a cashier what would they be? It can be anything in the store...... The following are a few examples My Picks: Bottle of personal lube, a banana, and a small pineapple Condoms, peanut butter, and a mouse trap Rat poison, bleach, and a "Sorry for your loss" Hallmark card Allright who's next?

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Good luck on your endeavour, Cristy! I have stopped putting sugar in my coffee and black tea for many many years now. I also stop drinking pops knowing that they have around 7 teaspoons of that stuff in each can. It was hard in the beginning - coffee and black tea without sugar tasted terrbily. But, with time and perserverance, I soon found out that I didn't miss it ( the sugar) and now, I find them taste funny when there's sugar in them. Of course, it is very hard to avoid it totally since like you say, they are ubiquitous in almost all processed and restaurant foods we enjoy and eat. Unless we prepare every meal and snack from scratch and avoid eating out completely, some sugar is unavoidable. But at least if we control and watch what we eat ourselves, we can limit the intake. Additional Comments: Oh, I should add that most artificial sweeteners are as bad if not worse. Life is tough having a sweet tooth, eh?

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Kiddy pool, cases of Jell'O mix and a video camera.

Bra and panties set, whip cream and a Happy Birthday Mom card.

I think you are best served by making a small trek to Angels Touch. It is not that far.... much closer than DT.

Kris makes an excellent point. I am amazed (maybe embarrassed is a better description) that there are so many guys that want to hit on the RMT's thinking that deep down inside, these girls MUST be itching to jerk a guy off for a change.. And as for guys that think they are going to find an RMT that will jerk them off and then process the billing thru their Blue Cross coverage?? OMG... Please, do us all a favor. Stop imagining that every RMT that advertises is going to miraculously provide you with a happy ending. These people are in this business as registered practitioners. This pisses off the RMT's, their Association, and the cops. Give it a rest, fellas...

This post is intended to gently educate those who contact me and after getting rates and info say " that much just for HJ?" NO IT IS NOT THE RATE FOR HJ, my sessions are full treatments that are skilled and for the whole duration of the time spent. You are booking the whole experience, no just what happens in the last 20 min! If you come in, and only have the end on your mind, you are going to miss the point:( The point being, time and place to feel pampered, aroused and to inspire the touch sensation that one may crave whilst not having to "go all the way". Just as when you are booking a GFE encounter, you are going to experience the many different hosting activities, including companionship, attention, sensuality, her personality and entertainment. NOT what happens only in the sac! It is about the whole experience from beginning to end. I hope that this helps you to understand, as it is disheartening for me to hear" that much JUST for HJ?" As it discredits the hard work, education and skill involved with this type of service:( Perhaps if you try it, you will see it much much more than JUST a HJ;)

It is found everywhere and so addictive. I am one of it's victims. Some may wonder why as I'm already sweet enough! LOL, just kidding. But seriously, lately I have been consuming more and more, which is apparently what you do, you eat it and it causes you to want more. I was shocked to discover my favorite soda-stewarts- is laden with it. A whopping 41 grams-9teaspoons+ in one 12oz-355ml bottle! I've been drinking at least 2 a day, plus all the other products it's hidden in. Canned soups, pasta sauces, salad dressings, ketchup, bread, cereals, the list goes on and on. It really is a poison, feeds cancer, robs our skin of it's youth, creats inflamation in the body-promoting disease, drains your energy, and that list goes on and on. So why would anyone want to eat it? Well because it makes everything taste better. But now, finally, I am publically vowing to give it up, anyone else want to join me or vent about sugar?

My day goes like this....a good day which is a highlight Get up on time. Early at the airport. Check in goes smooth. Smooth flight. Pearson airport and taxi experience went very smooth. 6 hours to kill before kickoff gathering for seminars tonight. So go to big big mall. Spend money...go for drinks and text a bit and make plans...go shopping again and spend more money...go for more drinks again...go shopping again and spend more money....phew !! Go for drinks then call a cab. Get back to hotel now open suitcase and have 75 lbs of incredibly wrinkled shirts and clothes cause I can't pack properly......... My current highlight is that I don't give a shit because I had enough drinks during my shopping experience" :D I shall look fashionably "frumpy" tonight ;)

She did show her ID in a photo but I can not be 100% sure it is her so I will leave this up to you. She has asked to NOT be discussed on cerb so I will be adding her to the DNR/DND list but I will NOT delete this thread cause when age is in question I don't want anyone to be able to HIDE behind out DNR/DND list. If anyone has seen her in person, viewed her ID and without doubt can say she is over the legal age of 18 (Photo government ID other then a health card) please contact me and vouch for her so I can let our members here know.

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Yep best to slowly stop drinking them, like me and my Timmies used to be a double double but now after a year I am drinking my coffee black. Hard to find anything thats tastey without sugar damnit

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I have never been a sugar addict, or not a person that craves it at all, it all comes from the way my mom brought me up I think... She always thought me since I was a child to aviod putting sugar in my juice or coffee ( I have to admit where I come from all juices are made at home straight from the fruit) that makes a huge impact here as it is extreamely expensive and variety is very limited... As you said it everything that we buy in stores processed foods have high content of sugar in them... Which makes it very hard, and as funny as it sounds product that have no sugar are more expensive! My advice is to cut the sugar slowly, start by only drinking 1 of your fav drinks ;) then try to do only half and finally stop having them in a regular basis... The body still needs the sugars, just in smaller dosis, good luck in you venture!

No one can escape it, it is in almost everything we eat. Fruits contain it and I eat fruits. I'm sure that lack of sugar can also be bad, I have no prove of that but it could be.

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I had the same experience as RG and Angela. Now I don't even realize I have progressive lens. It just becomes automatic. At first, though, I thought I'd never get used to them. Porthos

It is quite normal. Took me about two weeks to really get used to mine, now I'd never go back. i think it just takes your eye time to adapt to having three (in my case) different lenses. Now when I drive I look automatically through the lense for distance, when I read/do computer work I look through the lense for reading, and the third lense just allows me to naturally focus from distance to up close It does take adjustment, but only about two weeks, at least for me it did RG

There is nothing that is hotter on then heels! a sexy pump or peep toe yummmm... Everything else can come off .. even my stockings but heels MUST stay on :)

I had a session with Miss Sophia and had a great time. If you are looking for a quality erotic massage than she is one of the best at this type of service . She does a full body massage, looks great,perfect personality and in my case very accommodating as I was quite late for my appointment and when I contacted her about this we could easily come to a solution satisfactory for both of us.Can't wait for a second chance to see her again.

I Absolutely LOVE Shoes!!! All of them, Boots, heels, sandles, sneakers. Well except crocks :p

A cucumber, condoms and Nicorette gum ;)

Hi, I have nothing to offer that has not been said already. While my ex-wife did not pass away she encountered her own demons that necessitated us having to separate and me becoming a full time single parent about 10 years ago. In those first few years I missed the "old her" very much and did go for therapy much like as if she had passed because in essense the woman I knew had died. I began to see SP's not as a mechanism to replace her with but soley out of a need for sexual satisfaction and for me at the time it was way easier and NSA than dating. If you desire her touch and want to rekindle what you 2 had, an SP is not going to do it for you. You'll be left feeling empty, broken hearted and a few hundred bucks poorer. If you, like me, just need to be with a woman once in a while without the demands or hassels of a relationship, then go for it. Oh and BTW, I know you don't know me from Adam but if you ever need to talk, even if it is just by PM, I'm here. Cheers

I've no idea if we'll ever meet up, but I'd just like to say you're one tough s.o.b.. Keep on keeping on.

Nice job on the erotic writing! Keep up the good work. I've been writing erotica for years for my wife (she loves it and it's kept things very fresh). I started out buying erotic books and reading them to my wife while she took a bath (I loved to watch her play with herself) but I bought many books and once she heard a story she had no interest in going back over it again. After a while we essentially ran out of material. So I turned to telling her stories and making them up while I went along but it was not relaxing and enjoyable for me because I always had to be "on my game" to ensure the story was properly developed and structured. I then started writing, actually using the voice recorder on my phone to record thoughts or hot scenarios as they came to me. After I'd compiled enough for a story I'd write it down and clean it up. Over the years I've accumulated many, and I've used them to get my wife excited about trying something new that I'd been thinking about. FYI to anyone who might want to try this, work on your sexy voice it can't be your own everyday voice or she'll laugh at you (I learned this the hard way but luckily recovered ;) The stories were written for her and with her permission maybe I'll share a few some time. Again Great job!

Many of you may have seen posts on the other board about Melissa Fox coming onto the Ottawa scene. And then the question and some speculation that possibly ... could we be so lucky??? ... could this be none other than one of Ottawa's best-known, and best admired, ladies making a re-appearance? Well, after having spent an entire evening with her recently, and after just gettting her permission to disclose this bit of wonderful news, I'm very happy to announce that yes ... Melissa Fox is none other than Michelle MA! As those of you who have seen Melissa in her former MA roles both at CMJ and as an independent, already likely know, she always has received good reviews due to her fantastic attitude and the fact that she really loves what she does. She can be quiet or gregarious, sensual or absolutely wild. Both cerb and terb are legion with great reviews of this lady under her former Michelle MA moniker. When I first saw the postings about Melissa Fox, I posted that I didn't think it was her even though there was something oddly familiar about those beautiful eyes and gorgeous backside. Well ... within hours ... I got a pm from her saying that yes, it was her, but she needed a little more time before she wanted people to make the connection. That time has now passed. In talking with her, "Melissa Fox" is essentially a new person, offering (as indicated on her website) everything from her classic ... and really good ... massage to a full service visit, but very limited appointments and very low volume. My visit with her was fantastic as always, starting with drinks and wine at a dowtown Ottawa restaurant and then walking, slipping and sliding back to the hotel a few blocks away on a very snowy night. We caught up on each other's lives, as we have many times before, and she caught me up on her decision to create Melissa. To be very clear, "Michelle MA," even with the fond memories, is yesterday's news. Back at the hotel, while I took care of some personal calls, Melissa took a shower and ... just before I hung up ... she came sauntering out of the bathroom barely wearing a towel and one of those classic ... for those of you who know her ... really, really naughty girl expressions causing me almost to mess up my pants. There are few ladies that can get me as excited as she does. We had a great session with BBBJ (YMMV) that could have gone on for hours and any position I was interested including a few she suggested. There have been a few postings about Melissa's "body type." Its fair to say that Melissa has gained just a bit of weight, but for those who know her, she has a very healthy mature figure and she looks great. There are new photos on her website melissafoxottawa.com. I have met a number of absolutely wonderful ladies in Ottawa, but Melissa has been my "gold standard" for quite a while because of her sincerity and the connection I have made, and managed to maintain, with her. To paraphrase Bob Seger, she has made me a wealthy soul and I wish her the very best.

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Excellent writing, dear friend. I'm glad to see you back on the Board. It is always a treat to read your well-crafted prose. Your narratives have a delighful ebb and flow with just the right mixture of story telling and erotica to keep the reader intrigued and wanting to read more!

I would worry more about getting a slap on the face in public, than dealing with the steroid monster.

For me I have above average recovery time if my diet especially the 24 hours going into a session is proper. Eating extra fresh fruit especially pineapple and watermelon really helps me. If you eat junk food too soon before a session it is going to kill your drive especially if you are over 30.

I don't offer oral without condoms, because I'm not comfortable with the risk level. But I think as long as everyone knows the risks involved and is fine with taking them, it's all good. We take risks every day all the time, and weigh on which ones are worth the potential pay-off and which ones aren't, and to me, sex isn't any different! It's also possible to contract some STIs even with a condom, especially those that are transferred through skin-to-skin contact like herpes and HPV. It's true when they say that the only safe-sex is no sex, but where's the fun in that? ;)

Let me start off as sincerely as I can, I don't write recommendations! It's not who I am. I value my annonymity and privacy. That being said there are times, when a situation or person is such an inspiration that you have to take a step forward. Mandy is such a person! I have had the privilege to see Mandy on two different occasions. The first was a splendid hour where we met in the clubs larger room. We sat and talked candidly with one another. We became comfortable with each other very quickly with was due in no small part to the personality and charisma of such a wonderful lady! Hands started to meet and touch all over and a sensual exchange of light touching and groping took over, which wisked us into the shower quickly where she is very attentive and caring to your whole body. Next came the massage she starts with a nice smooth massage of your body helping you relax as she talks with you and continues the slight sexual banter and teasing while she slowly moves into a deeper massage of your muscles and things getting a little more quiet and a lot more hotter!!! Eventually she teases you into flipping over onto your back for what can only be described as heavenly extension of your sexual chi. again a light touch, moving into a more deeper tissue massage and onto the sensual and mind blowing release everyman is looking for. I got up from the table feeling light headed and woozie, I have been too many different massage clubs all over Canada and seen many different attendants. Mandy is by for the most wonderful time I have ever had. I was soo impressed with the 1 hour massage I had received from Mandy I recently had to go back for a 90 min massage. After what felt like only moments getting re-aquainted with one another and talking and whispering with one another I realized 90 min would not be nearly enough time. My 90 minute massage now became a 2 hour massage. I thought I had experienced bliss the first time I was with Mandy that was a pale comparison to what I experienced the second time around. I have never felt so lost in time before. I wish I could win the lottery so I can spend an entire shift with this woman! I have only one small warning to you gentlemen out there. Be very careful when booking with Mandy you may find your self snared in her Siren presence, lost to the beauty and charisma that she exudes and never wanting to find your way back! As I have said I do rarely if ever give recommendations, let this re-affirm any doubts you may have in the reviews I have given above, and beware the Sirens call!!!

This is different from novelty or shock value ideas. There is a tradition of this in some cultures not to mention other species. It is one of the most concentrated forms of nutrient you will find, which makes sense when you think about what it was designed for. I have seen recipes for it, including a spaghetti sauce once. Not sure if I could eat it myself but it isn't as unheard of as you might think.

really depends on the guy ... some guys love stilettos, some love boots, some even insist on bare feet .... But a variety of sexy shoes are very important !

Went for a looong walk outside and couldn't get enough to feel the sun and soft wind caressing my face! Spring is at our doors :D

there is a few things you can do ! 1 if you are a smoker , try not smoking to much before you're session as it will not help with blood flow . 2 try not having an orgasm for at least 24 to 48 hours before you're appointment with you're sp . 3 pack in lots of energy food that does not fill you up . ex: pineapple , strawberrie , or pom juice ,,, as these contain lot of natural good sugar wich you're body needs to create ENERGY ,,, or you can try the old egg white trick (not yolk ) eat lots of them a few hours before ( they contain lots of energy ) the problem i see with egg white is the stomach upset they might create ! most important , just relax and have fun , even if you do only get one shot ! hope this was of some help !!!

Ok it's March come on Spring! Road trip tomorrow hope to see Olivia or Mya tomorrow afternoon.

Best bet is to stick to Cerb ladies who are well reviewed. You get what you pay for in life and a SP is no different.

lol ya that's right up there with "hey can I get a 10min bj for $60" Like god people don't be an f'n douche bag. like really do u expect to come in and have me drop to my knees imminently even if I was desperate enough to take the offer? call me old fashioned but I would like to at least say hello first. lol

This is absolutely true. But some unwinnable wars are worth fighting anyway, and this is most certainly one of them. Victory will never be declared, but at least we can say we fought.

I think the story of the original/first pink shirt day is really lovely and powerful. For anyone who hasn't heard it, a boy went to his first day of high school in a pink shirt and was bullied and harassed because of it, so two older boys decided to buy a bunch of pink shirts and get a lot of people to wear them to school the next day in order to show solidarity with the boy. (More info here:http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/story/2007/09/18/pink-tshirts-students.html). I think it worked really well because it addressed a specific problem in a really positive way, and it made sense in the context of that situation. I love the idea of a bigger Pink Shirt Day, but the critic in me wonders how much impact these events actually have when they become a big thing. I definitely don't think they should stop, and I'm sure there are stories of how they've helped and made progress, which is great! But I do believe that we need to do that plus other things to get to a solution. I also think that bullying is sort of a catch-all word for things like racism and homophobia when that happens in high school. In order to create lasting change, there need to be conversations about why people are bullied along with conversations about how to stop it from happening.

It says alot about a persons character when they step up to the plate without needing to . Thank you to those, who after the year and a half plus since I've been here, who have given their advice, offered their assitance and instuction when I am trying to figure out how to post or tripping over my tongue or just sending their kind words you all should know your kindnesses have helped reafirm my faith in people, strengthened my self confidence, made me feel like I belong and they will always be appreciated and remembered:icon_biggrin:

I beg to differ with the hapless (hopeless) caller she references. He is not paying anything for the HJ. Yes, you read that right. No charge for the HJ. He is, however, paying for her time and attention. If he pays for an hour and chooses to only go for the HJ, that's his choice. Had he chosen additional activities during that hour the price remains the same. Personally, I believe the erstwhile fine women of CERB should tack on an extra $10 for each stupid and insensitive question/statement.

I can honestly say that the best BJ I've ever had was covered and wow oh wow, did that little thing have a great technique! Wish I knew where she was now!

Strange title: you may want to consider writing Has anyone met Autumn next time... Best, toine

I had to remove a thread tonight and I am very upset that people are posting crap like this. Some idiot PM'd one of the members claiming that one of the local girls has aids. The member posted this along with other nonsense. Why he felt it was necessary to start a thread like this I will never know but I am done with people trying to slander other peoples reputations. If your too stupid to realize a PM or POST like this is just slanderous and made by either a jealous competitor, ex-boyfriend or drunken idiot trying to cause a problems then let me help you out by telling you first hand that you should just delete the PM and report the user name to me so we can get rid of the trolls! If you feel the need to accuse someone of such a thing publicly do it elsewhere as I don't care to slander anyone on this site and as long as I am moderator of this site I will NOT tolerate it from anyone else here! I will shut down the board before I allow that to happen so if you enjoy the site please respect this policy and rule.