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joe64 contacted me yesterday with a text that read.... '3pm incall?' I was at the Dentist's and responded to him as soon as I had turned my cell back on. I explained myself and apologized for missing his text. But I also went on to tell him he would have to include more than what he did in his next text for an appointment. I sent him an example of an appropriate text here on cerb, and he responds by complaining that I didn't text him back right away and wasn't available when he wanted me. My next move is to ask him for a reference. He says he already sent me one. He didn't. Finally today he tells me 3 ladies he has seen but then berates me for not valuing him as a client and that I'm putting him through too much hassle. Ending his PM that he would be looking on BP for someone serious. I'll tell you right now joe64, it has less to do with your race, and a lot more to do with your approach. You want me to give my body to you and you think ' 3pm incall?' is sufficient as an introductory first text and that my asking for a reference is a hassle? I think you may have a couple of things to learn before you start worrying about your race. I know for myself, if you properly introduce yourself and conduct yourself respectfully towards me, race is not an issue. I believe that gentlemen come in all shapes, sizes and colours.

My Dad and I are very very close. Always have been. 3 days ago my dad was told he has a brain tumor. He and I discussed at great length yesterday....cancelled a little go for a drive getaway the two of us....for now....he is at peace about it, moving forward and will do what needs to be done. Soooo reason for my post. A very good friend of mine hadn't talked to his Dad for several years. Silly the reason why...IMO.....I called up my friend last night and told him about my Dad. I asked him...."So Mark. Do you want to get this news about your Dad someday, realizing he only may have a short time to live, knowing that you two aren't at peace? Forgiveness buddy forgiveness " He hung up on me. Mark's mother phoned me not long ago today crying and said "Thankyou....I don't know what you said to Mark but he is here and they are hugging...Thankyou Thankyou" Made my day :)

Very well said Soleil. Although I 99% of the time ignore texts, & the reason for it is because of their approach. U available, or where you located. Not a single hello or an introduction. Eventually what I see having happened here was him getting a lot of pm's wondering who this apparent racist SP is. You asking him to tell him a bit more about himself is far from being racist. He seems to be quite hung up on his race & unfortunately he thinks that the ladies will decline him an appointment due to it. That won't be the reason to decline the appointment, his attitude & how he treated you when you'd like to know a bit more about someone that you are providing your body & time to. Wow Joe is all I can say. The majority of the ladies I know would have ignored your text altogether, zero response. Soleil was nice & patient enough to respond then you play a blame game with her. She is a very sweet & kind hearted woman, who probably doesn't have a single racist bone in her body.

I think, in this case, only 2 opinions matter: Yours and the guy you are trying to be with. Sure, it would be nice to hear other people's views, but keep in mind their opinions ultimately mean nothing.

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Since many of us deal with criticism on a daily basis, I found this authors idea for a disapproval matrix quite interesting.

As in everything, there are those people who mind and those who don't, those who give in relationships and those who are parasites. I think the big questions here are the ones you need to ask yourself. Do you want to continue as an SP in a relationship or not? What are you looking for in a partner and a relationship? Once you know the answer to these questions to make yourself happy, you simply look for partners who will blend with you into what you're looking for. If you want to be an SP yet you have someone completely monogamous or jealous, it will never work, don't delude yourself thinking it will. If you want a strong man who does not sponge off you, then don't allow him to and if you see the behavior send him packing. Life is all about choices and making life into what we want it to be. You either chose things that will do this or you don't, either way, you have a choice. Good luck!

This video is re-calibrating my own mental gyroscope. The Hubble Space Telescope points at an apparently empty area of space and discovers 10 billion galaxies. "Awesome" is over-used, but this time, it's accurate.

2 Great on the room Lee, I will take it, will send funds via email transfer. Now I was hoping to have the duo with you and OD, perhaps the other fellows can video for promo stuff. But here is the thing sweetie, you need to understand what interactive is. I want to see you and OD make out and stuff , 2 guys kissing is a super turn on for me, I'd like to see some oral as well, but hey I understand the gents get to make their rules. You know what makes you comfortable is what I want. Please though a little kissing, I am sure we can work it all out and of course when I recco you it will be a ladies recco, what goes on behind closed doors is private. :biggrin::biggrin::biggrin: Anyhow the money is sent and I sure hope that Andy fellow makes it, he has a bit of a treck!! Love to all you boys!

Pretty much every day, I'll receive a few texts from numbers I've never seen before, just saying 'hi' or, 'hey'. I will never understand why these texts are sent. Most girls ignore them, to be honest. I occasionally will respond, saying 'Hello! If you'd like to see me, please introduce yourself and let me know what you're looking for, thanks!' other times I've said 'Hello! Who is this?', to get a response back with just a name. Like, Frank. Just Frank, nothing else. Not, Hello, this is Frank, wondering if you're available today?' I know sometimes a new client can be nervous with the first communciation. But please keep in mind, we are very happy to answer your questions, and if we accept texts (some girls state in their ads that they do not), then you are welcome to text us! But please, ask a question! Tell me what you're texting for. Because to just say 'Hi, then 'Frank', it's like pulling teeth. I'm not here to draw what you want out of you. You need to ask me, and then we can make an arrangement. I will admit, I sometimes can be a bit snarky in my responses to these texts. And i'm not a snarky person. But after the tenth 'Hey' or worse, 'hey babe', text I've received in a day, my patience may have hit it's limit. And I would hate for us not to get a chance to meet only because our texting didn't work out. Communication is key to a good encounter. Tell me who you are, and what it is you're looking for by contacting me. If you can't say more than a hello in a text, now how will we be able to talk in purrson silly!

Im wondering if Vanessa is indicating she has what we are looking for

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I think that the common thought and thread here is that whenever possible pleasure for "both" parties is paramount. So if as an SP or client, you feel it, enjoy it and show it. However, in reality there will be days where either party will not be at their best and that's ok. I'll be very blunt, if I'm involved with an SP and I sense that dispite my best efforts she's just not getting there on that day, at that time for whatever reason I'd just rather roll over, lay back, trace my fingers over her skin and chat. Trying to just carry on and power through for the sake of "finishing" is just embarrassing. Because I derive so much of my pleasure from the ladies pleasure I've learned that for me longer dates are my preference. That way I can have a sufficient amount of time to connect with the lady and allow the pleasure to build for both parties.

Way back in the day, I learned to hack DTV. Of course, I damned near got hooked on Jerry Springer. There was nothing like him on Canadian tv at the time. One commercial that came on every day at lunchtime was the Smart Beep commercial. Farkin' hilarious.

It's not that it's an unfair question, but that it's a very awkward one, Bushwacka. No one responsible is going to make generalizations about a particular group of companions. Those who might are likely to be biased and their opinions may have little factual basis. It's perfectly fine that you like Asian ladies. And it's also perfectly okay that you like anal sex. You'll need to contact Asian companions and ask them if this is something they do. There's really no other reliable way around it. Even when agencies claim that someone does or doesn't do something, they're not always correct. And I'm sure you don't want to expect something from someone only to find that she's feeling pressured into doing it when she may not want to! For something like this, which is a special activity that not everyone does or is comfortable promising, your best option is to ask the ladies you're interested in, yourself.

Well, as for why he did it, in his brother's words: Same as everybody else. And here's the case for him (probably) being back next season. Now, onwards to the glorious future when this sort of thing isn't remotely newsworthy!

Try the male masturbator head for the Hitachi Magic Wand, play with it alone or better yet slip in side it and then have your partner sit atop you cow girl style. It's made of win.

Not sure what other SPs reasons might be? There is however no shortage of men who treat women badly regardless of ethnicity. Cheers,

Can't say there's been any male-directed toys I've enjoyed. Well, unless you count a piece of fabric that was used to bind my hands to the bed-frame once. For a simple "toy" I've very fond memories of that one! But as nothing turns me on more than a turned-on woman, I'm most likely to get a thrill from a toy when it's one the lady has brought out to use on herself while we play. I knew one lady who had a collection of variously-sized buttplugs that she loved having used on her during intercourse. The fact that they were quite obviously her favourite toy by default made them mine.

My personal favorite is a little viberator bullet that can attach to a finger. Worn on the front of the finger the bullet is applied direct against the pussy/clit/anus but I always perfer to wear it on the back of the finger turning the finger into the viberator then the finger itself gets applied against the pussy/clit/anus. Vibes are great but nothing beats the sensation of skin on skin. Keeping it in batteries is a bitch though. The other is a viberating cock ring with a bullet on both the top and bottom side so she gets stimulation on both the clit and anus during intercourse.

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Cortisone works great for me. I have chronic tendonitis in both shoulders from sports and age and have shots alternately every couple of years. Peace MG

The best way to heal tendonitis is to take time off. Because if you don't it will become chronic. I know a lot of people do not want to take drugs and pain killers but an anti inflammatory with some time off is a good idea. If you continue to use the tendon while it is inflamed it will continue to rub against the bone and cartilage and cause more damage. An anti inflammatory will reduce the swelling preventing the tendon from rubbing and causing more damage. Heat will make it feel better right after but ice is actually better for it. It will feel stiff and even worse right after you ice but you will feel better the next day than you would if you applied heat. You do not want to ice the area for more than 20 minutes at a time without taking at least an hour in between. I would also suggest taking a supplement called Glucosamine Chondroitin. It is a supplement that actually helps overall tendon health. You have to take the supplement for a while before you see any results but it is more of a long term solution. Lastly going to a physiotherapist and getting ultrasound and electric stimulation will also speed up the healing process

In that case I'd recommend Soleil.

These days people have a SEVEAR problem with expecting immediacy in response to texts. This is in large part to iMessage and BBM which shows if the text is delivered and read. Additionally, people are quickly forgetting to use proper communication language, punctuation and diction. Even with PM's here on CERB there is an expectation of response due to the fact that we can see if the person is logged on or the last time they were on (they are "on" why haven't they responded?). I have been known to send comments to ladies here on Cerb letting them know that I appreciated the cleverness of their ad or the thoughtfulness of a post they made. I do this because I believe that people generally like to be appreciated and have their contributions/efforts recognized. However, I usually specifically let the lady know that no response is required that my message is just a "kudo's". If a ladies preferred method of communication/appointments is text for her business then that's what it should be used for "business" not "bull shit". Seriously, my preferred method of business communication is email and if I received emails daily just saying "hi" I'd so block those senders right away. People just use common sense (I wish it actually was more common) and use ladies business communication for business purposes. If you do just want to say "hi" at least follow it up with "Hi, no need to respond but I just wanted to say I love your tats" (since Cleo was the OP). That took me 5 seconds to type! The SP will know why you messaged and you won't waste her time. I always prefer to use e-mail for my communication with ladies whenever possible so that the lady has the flexibility to respond in her own good time if a response is warranted.

Have you tried acupuncture to help or solve that issue? I see an asian woman for muscle and other types of pain and she cured me from pain that the doctors would never attempt to touch.

Thanks everyone! Appreciate all the advice :) I did go and see Alexxandria - fantastic massage. Gorgeous woman! Ms Cannon I see is very well respected - going to try and see her this week as well.

No advice but I'm really sorry you have to give up something you love. Maybe there is a solution that you can employ while you groom to prevent a flair up? I'll hope for that answer for you!!

I am going to say something that probably doesn't get said much but must be taken into consideration as part of the equation. Pleasure is wonderful and best shared however much of what I've been reading is that there is this focus on a woman cumming. Yes, it's fantastic when it happens and it's enjoyed all around however there are some women who get just as much, if not more without an orgasm. Amazing right? Sometimes it's the journey, the giving, the tease and the build that is wanted and enjoyed and an orgasm is not needed. This is probably a small percentage of the population but I had to put it out there because sometimes that IS the person you're dealing with. Wonderful for you to want to get your partner there but if it doesn't happen, it does not impact the overall wonderful and amazing nature of the encounter. Just to clarify, there is nothing "wrong" with them, they just view and experience pleasure on a larger scale. I suppose it comes from knowing (or getting to know) your partner and what really gets you going.

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I just figured Hornee was gonna scoop 9 from the party and go on his merry way!

Nice thread! Well, I have to give a nod to the Old Spice guy: I love my cat, but he's just the type of mischief-maker that would get me into this sort of trouble: And I can't help myself, I have to include these two: :wink:

My point of view: two of Halifaxs nicest hotels and friendly as well are the marriott harbourfront-although since they redecorated and moved their bar/ restaurant I'm not as keen, now everyone eating or drinking can see who is entering and exiting the elevators, and the prince george-I think is one of the most discreet. I am listing these 2 hotels as they are hotels I would reccommend to anyone visiting Halifax for any reason.

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It means they purchased the 4000.00+ year cash grab from the city and agreed to follow all the license rules for "Escorts" (SEE BYLAW HERE: http://www.winnipeg.ca/cms/license_branch/pdfs/ESCORTS%20ESCORT%20AGENCIES.pdf) this by NO MEANS makes them a legal prostitution business. The city clearly defines "Escort" as very different from "PROSTITUTE" so don't get this confused! Basically the city tries to trick prostitutes into thinking they need a license where it is actually ILLEGAL under canadian law to license prostitution but because we use the more polite word "escort" the city sees this as an opportunity to abuse the laws and exploit this word in favor. Anyone caught advertising as a "Escort" in the city is scared into leaving or scared into paying for this license... where if in the ad they say "I am not a escort I am a callgirl" or "I am a courtesan" or "I am a prostitute" the city does NOT have a leg to stand in. Now, the license has NOTHING to do with criminal law either. It is a municipal infraction (Like a parking ticket) and the worst they can do is send a collection agency after you to pay your ticket... but they have been known to use police instead of regular bylaw officers to do this dirty work so it really scares the crap out of the ladies who don't know the laws as good as they should. Anyway... as you can see I hate that Winnipeg gets away with this exploitation and if the laws in canada change this year I am afraid cities like Winnipeg once they are allowed to license prostitution will take FULL advantage of it and make the by-laws just horrible.

There should be an Ottawa section on boobies. Yes, that would make everyone happy :boobeyes:

I think condom makers should have a way to identify which way is "right side up" after the wrapper is open. All to often, it goes on upside down and cannot be unrolled properly. Than you have a wasted condom. But wait, maybe that is their plan to sell more.

Give her a break guys ! No need to question her motives she is one of our best !

I think what I find is that people take a lot for granted or have been spoiled by a site like cerb that has forums, feedback and admin moderation to control the advertisers, so to speak. Most advertising only sites don't have recos, reviews, discussion, or networking, and what happens it seems to me is that someone who relies on a 3rd party, in a way, to vet the posters has a certain amount of confidence that the poster is legit. But they shouldn't because really it comes down to more than just an ad posted and a phone number for most here to make a selection, so it should apply as well when you use any other site. I think what I find is that people tend to spend even less time with their selection process on the other ad sites than they would on this site, and that makes me wonder what the heck are they thinking? lol If you use this site, you are going to do a variety of things: check other ads, the profile, the discussion posts, possibly contact by pm or the sp's preferred method, check their website if they have one. Maybe even do a google search to see what the sp has on other sites. But on other ad only sites, the typical method is see ad, call sp, make appt, show up. What you could and should be doing is: see ad, contact sp and ask if they have a website to view, search the phone number on the site to view other ads, and google the phone number/sp name to see what comes up. Phone or email to get a feel for the sp herself, since there are no posts for you to view, and then and only then, make an actual appointment. Advertising sites are not created good and evil, and therefore dismissable simply because a few bad apples use them. and not every reputable site is able to filter out the bad apples or fake pic users or ad content stealers, or name stealers or any number of things. There are just as many pitfalls on this site that might come up as there are on CL, bp, or anywhere else. I do get tired of being labeled as disreputable simply due to the location of my ads, and I am sure many others are as well? I am also not that fond of having my clients from those sites being labeled as undesireable.

Men are the only ones who are concerned with the specifications of cum shots. The quantity, the distance, the velocity, the viscosity. Women don't care about these things. And this is coming from a cock loving, self proclaimed blow job and cum expert who offers and loves COF/COB/CIM. While there may we some of us who really enjoy cum shots, we don't generally care about the specifics about them. That is a guy thing. I wrote about a blog post about cum last month. You might be interested in it. :)

While I agree 100% with what has been written here so far, it makes me think back to my beginning days of advertising. I have come long way from the first ad I wrote, to the style I have developed now. It was a learning experience that is for sure! When I see an ad that has the little "i" and words like...call me anytime...with no personality being offered to the reader, then right away I know this is an unexperienced SP who has not yet developed her on line personality. Some of us catch on to that, other's do not. The ones who do not, tend not to do well as most hobbyist are seeking an experienced provider. And it does show a level of self respect to have ads and pics that are not appearing to advertising a piece of meet from a grocery store, lol... I think back, and I remember my some of my first ads, they were boring, spelling mistakes galore, but always were written with a bit of flair. My pics had come along way too, but I am artistically inclined so I did not struggle so much with that aspect of it. I think my first ad here was something like " hello gentlemen, i am in fredericton avail for romantic encounters, call me or email me" hahahhahahaha, I laugh thinking of it! I just did not understand at that time that how I write and present myself is key to getting the fellas interested enough to make the first contact with me. It was just this last year I figured out to add color, format and fonts to my ads, lol...like this:) hahaha so I guess my point is, that we can create, develop and evolve into our on line personality, and for some it takes time to learn. I mean, there are those who will not change or be inspired to create a lasting impression, and those ladies tend not to do well...but with some inspiration and encouragement some will catch on and really develop into a great on line persona:) Nothing comes easy, you need to put effort into it! If you are willing to that then you probably will do great:) If not, then sadly you will be overlooked and left behind;( Everyone has a starting point!

.. Or even worse when some guys cant even say hello but just send a one liner like "Available? Rate? Location?" Please, guys, make a full sentence! lol ;)

This is a very common thing with the ladies... Always looking for the "Reason" the business gets slow at times and always looking for answers as to why they get no shows and cancellation more at different times of the year. Most NO SHOWS can be stopped by screening your calls properly. Use the Caller ID and CALL BACK the number to verify it. Most guys will not pull a NO SHOW on someone without having the decency to call and properly cancel if you have their number. They know that come appointment time one very upset SP is going to give them a call asking WTF! It's not 100% but it sure helps for those who screen calls. It also makes the call a little more safer as that phone number is now a connection between the guy and the lady... I doubt someone dangerous is going to want to leave a number that can be traced back to them. Most of the ladies look for reasons when things are slow. I guess most of us do that when the business we are in takes a drop in sales/traffic/work load/etc.... You can spend a good portion of your day trying to figure this one out but it's not really worth the effort. It's WAY easier to just plan for these lows (Put some money aside for the slow periods) and just accept that this is part of EVERY business and it will happen. Stop stressing out and trying to point a finger at what you think is causing the slowness as your just going to convince yourself of something that is probably not correct. We have been tracking patterns in this industry since 1996 and the answer for this is... (Drum roll please)... It has no pattern EXCEPT for a few obvious LOW spots. 1) The end of Aug is SLOW every year! (Kids out of school, getting ready to go back to school, family summer vacations, etc...) This is the most popular summer weekend in the tourist industry!! 2) 1 week before and 1 week after Xmass (No need to explain this one right?) New years day too? NOT... 3) January/February for 2 weeks every year (We sum this up to winter blues and getting your credit card statements from Xmass! but we never know what two weeks it will be but for sure 2 weeks around this time it does drop... one year we did not see this and come April we saw a real low drop for 2 weeks and that was obvious weather patterns (Long winter/early spring ... warm winter/cold spring etc...) it does effect this business and you never know when this is coming exactly... so just put some cash aside for these times. 4) First nice weekend of spring (A lot of the ladies take this time off too) 5) Thanksgiving, Easter, Valentines, long weekends, really large sporting events (etc)... they also effect the business. The rest has NO identifiable pattern. You can try to blame it on the economy as a low economy brings more people into this business causing more competition and the overall amount of "Recreational money" the guys have gets a lot smaller so yes the economy does effect it but a low economy BUT it also brings more guys (New guys) in to the mix as well so it's not hit as hard as one would assume. Remember money and sex are the two big things couples fight about... When the economy drops and the money gets tight the stress levels go up, the fighting between couples goes up and the sex stops!! FACT OF LIFE... and I hate to admit it but that is good for this business for all you ladies!! When economy starts to get good again business will decrease a little at first! It's OPPOSITE of what everyone ASSUMES! As for NO SHOWS... This time of year it will obviously be higher. Kids are still home from school, Family vacations, relatives coming for visits, back to school shopping, etc.. etc... and all those people taking time OFF work for family vacations makes other people have to work more (Overtime to cover shifts, higher work loads, etc) it's all relevant.... A lot of LAST MINUTE things come up this time of the year for the "Family Man" and well... kids and family (for most people) come first so recreational visits take a back seat so stuff will get canceled more this time of year. Picture this... The guy is all ready to come see the lady he has chosen and the door bell rings and it's his brother or uncle or who knows who just "DROPS BY" for a visit... URH!? Probably with his annoying kids and wife... (Many of us have been in similar situations) This happens EVERY YEAR... Come September 17th (Or around that time) once the kids are back in school and the routine is back... things will pick up. Summer sucks as a lot more things can get in the way or throw a guys schedule off. Don't spend all your time looking for reasons why the business slows down.... it happens to EVERY PROVIDER & EVERY BUSINESS ... It can not be busy 100% of the time and it does take a little planning and anticipation.