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Going above and beyond to make a newlywed couple very happy... Did the whole wedding thing with them complete with pictures at the ornamental gardens and such. Dropped them off for the reception. Late night pickup at 2:30 am. Retrieved the couple and took them to their hotel. Just getting ready to leave when the bride runs over and taps on the car window. Is the groom's ring in the back seat area? We look high and low. No ring. So sad. Too bad. She leaves. I'm sitting there thinking what else have I got to do at 3 am? So I go back to the reception venue and start checking the walkway from where they got in the car back to the venue entrance. Right then, a guy comes out of the venue, bends over and picks something up and asks me "You looking for this?" The ring, of course! Called the bride and asked her to meet me in the lobby in seven minutes. She was over the moon! Yup. We are a full service company! :)

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I'd stop. I don't want me, or other drivers, obeying traffic laws only when we personally think it's warranted. It's everyone's safety at stake. The question is the same as: if you really, really think in your heart of hearts that tonight's stranger is clean, should you really bother with a condom? Uh.... YES.

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As someone who changes their look/hairstyle/attire/etc quite often, I can attest that I sometimes feel awkward/shy about posting older pictures. For example, my hair is currently dark and medium length, but a lot of my pictures show me with short blonde hair. While I hesitate to post these pics with my ads for this very reason, it also kind of irks me; my face, body and general style are the same. The woman you see in those pictures is still ME, I just happen to have a different hairstyle for the moment. That doesn't mean I'm trying to dupe people into thinking I'm something I'm not. Furthermore, it makes things difficult for someone like me who changes their hair often, because I almost feel trapped by the image I have posted here. I am a chameleon by nature, I don't like staying in the same style for too long. But then I have to start getting all these pro photos done every time I change my look so people don't start screaming "Bait and Switch!" or "You don't look like your pictures!" I mean, come on. I can see if I advertised with pictures of some 21-year old with an exotic look when I was really a 35-year old with an afro; but does hairstyle really account for THAT much of your decision-making process? If she looked generally the same as in her pictures minus the hair-do, I don't think that's grounds for a B&S - that's just a woman changing her hair.

I had a situation several months ago, where I made an appointment to see a lady. She had pix in her adds and described the services she offered. I liked what I saw and the services she was offering. When I got to her incall location, it sure didn't look like the person in the picture. When I asked her about it, she said she was using her "friends" CERB account. She was very attractive, but she definitely didn't offer the services that were advertised. I did stay for the appointment, but in hindsight, I should have left once I found out about the account. If I am ever confronted with a situation like this again, I would definitely leave.

Quick question and quick point. Did you enjoy your encounter with the lady while you were there? And maybe there was a second lady in the apartment, but she could have been this lady's security as you point out...someone who can phone the police if an encounter goes south. Also, the lady may just have changed her hairstyle that's all. Not saying there wasn't b&s, but it may not have been b&s, you may have seen the lady you booked an encounter with RG

I like both RG & HalifaxMan58 because they are both Gentleman. Which is an admirable quality in these days of internet rudeness and callowness.

I would stop. When I decided, less than two years ago, to get my licence and buy a car, I did so after losing a friend in a hit-and-run accident. I finally felt I was ready to take on the responsibility of driving, because I would NEVER do what that bitch did to my friend. Driving is something I take very seriously. I obey every stop sign/traffic light/etc, and not for fear of traffic cops, but because WHAT IF a person or animal jumped out and something bad happened. If I had to look back and say 'If only I'd stopped at that stop sign, this wouldn't have happened', I couldn't live with myself. I *did* hit a deer and wreck my car earlier this year - but I was going the speed limit, looking straight ahead, doing everything I was supposed to. So, my attitude was, shit happens, but at least I know I wasn't at fault, and there was no way I could look back and say 'If I'd done this differently, that wouldn't have happened'.

my fripples are big fripples, lol.

telling a gal she "gets too wet" is like having a gal tell me I "get too hard"... dump this loser....

I sometimes come across ads that say "no restrictions" and to be totally honest, it always gives me the shivers because the first thing that comes to my mind is "what about BBFS?" (I'm pretty certain I'm not the only one). Now, I'm not saying that "no restrictions" equal BBFS. Not at all but I'm very curious as to what it means exactly. Would any of you ladies (or agencies) that use the term "no restrictions" be willing to enlighten me and the cerb community as to the meaning of the term? Thank you in advance!

I posted this in the "New to this area" as well. I went through 3 pages of Ottawa only section of recommendations, there was 6 rec's that were BUMPED to page 1 due to general comments, over the past week alone. In fact one recommendation has been closed on a lady that was on here for quite sometime but has been retired for over a year or more now. So this was my post in the area, and should be posted here too...... When posting a recommendation, a) Ensure permission from the lady is granted along with her photo's, and ensure that the details are either not shared with everyone,or if she does allow details feel free to do so. b) If she is a lady from BP or what ever other site, ensure you give as much info on how you found her. c) Posting a picture IF it is a Rec thread starter for the lady and if she is an Cerb member with pictures on her profile. Right click on her picture you and her like to use for the replacement over the regular check mark. Save the photo to your pictures, than add it where it tells you to upload the picture. (For your own safety, simply delete photo from your saved photos so you have no evidence in your photo liabary folder). You can also ask permission from the lady if the thread is already started, and add a picture by right clicking on her photo, and you add it in your comment box, which gives appeal to the recommendation. d) Recommendations threads are just that, to recommend to others, it is NOT an area where You think it is alright to ask questions about a lady in recommendation thread. Example Clicking on the bottom to respond to a thread Recommendation, to ask..... 1) How do I get in touch with her? (Info should be provided already) 2) She have a web site? (If she has one there is box to insert web sites look first on the first page) 3) Oh she sounds like a lady I like to meet!(general comments should not be used in recommendation, it simply BUMPS the recommendation to the first page) 4) What is her rates? (rates should not be discussed unless already in her web site or ad, BUT this question is already answered in the information provided) 5) Where is she located? (If the city is noted than you know where she is located) 6) Please do not make general comment in Recommendation that you saw this lady a year ago, things have changed in a year especially if she has RETIRED! There is many other general comments made lately in recommendations which is truly unnecessary and not needed as that we call BUMPING. Information already provided in the recommendation PAGE 1, will answer your questions, IF NOT simply PM (Personal Message) the lady or the gent that provided the recommendation IF YOU NEED FURTHER information. Lately there is has been many BUMPS which are UNFAIR to those ladies that may have had moved from say....page 4 to page 1 then they are quickly off page 1 because of general unnecessary comments. Perhaps this a bit of a rant from myself, but I think the playing field should always be FAIR to ALL LADIES on the board. MOD if you have anything to add, please say so..I would not even mind in the board gave infractions for BUMPING by general comments. As I know that ladies are NOT allowed to comment on their own Recommendation, than why is it allowed by gents that simply do not use the search buttons? or will not send PM'S? and they make comments on a recommendation thread that has no merits? I could be off base, but that is my thoughts and I'm sure some will not appreciate this thread, but something should be done IMHO.

This situation can easily be addressed in your ads. I know I do when I change my style whether it's be the length or when I go from a deep dark red (like in my pictures) to a more strawberry blonde type of red... You can also mention it on your website. I know and understand that a lot of people do not always read ads or websites fully but at least you have something to fall back on if you are ever accused of B&S because of your hair. Also inform your gentleman when he is making an appointment. This way you will avoid any potential and maybe unpleasant reaction from him. As always, communication is key. Could you imagine having to go through a new professional photoshoot every time we make a change? That would be insanely expensive and time consuming!

Steve.., hair colour really...? that can happen over nigth..., even just a few hours before the encounter..., and sometimes is hard to keep posting pics all the time..., most of my pics have my old hair colour.. That doesnt make it a b n s, i have posted a few with new colour but have not really have the time to even take some new nice pics... Is not that pics are not recent... Like RG said... Did you enjoy the time together... I thinks thats most important... Remember also members here on CERB if they are find out to be posting fake pics they will get banned from the site,,, is part of the rules.... The face.., well we dont show it because as it has been said in may other threads..., we as providers have lives and friends and relatives that dont know and we dont want them to know.., so we need to protect our identities and like you hobbiest our privacy ;-) Bait and Switch is a risk that unfortunately everytime you may face.., specially when meeting new providers that have not yet made a reputation for themselves.... There is steps and resources you can use to decrease the chance..., but to be honest i dont think there is exact science... Like many others have always also said before..., trust your gut and if you feel something is nit right maybe is best to stay away..., or do like many other also do... Stick to known providers..., but then again you maybe missing on new wonderful and gems to meet...

My pugs snuggling at tight into my lap as they can while the storm is raging outside. So cute.

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... 'nuff said.

Speaking of hair, I can't sleep cuddled up with somebody if she has long hair. I just can't stand the ends of her hair getting in my face. Grrrrrr! Spider webs in my face piss me off too; maybe there's a relational factor in there somewhere. Maybe I'm just destined to be a grumpy old man. :D

I binge-watched the show at 1 season a day over a 3 day period - kicked ass! Best. Show. Ever! The succinct way I describe the show to others is: It's a combination of beheadings and boobs, with a high budget.

It isn't something like this is it Lexy http://www.staples.ca/en/Staedtler-Rasoplast-Pen-Pencil-Erasers/product_27804_2-CA_1_20001 Just thinking if it's for tech ed it is a eraser used in drafting Likely can find it in Staples or some other office/drafting supply store Good luck RG

I have to agree with the first couple of posters - I enjoy the uniqueness of every woman's hairstyle as much as I enjoy their hair colour, different voices, body sizes, skin colour, breast size, scent, height, taste, laugh .... HOWEVER, having said that, if I'm mounting you from behind, a ponytail or pigtails can be really fun (if you let me) to tug on a little :)

Sorry to hear that Cleo. :( Hey, lemmeguess, is this your new car? :)

She's a 3 dressed up as a 9, why even ask??

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Maybe it's because of the particular women I have seen but I don't see "open minded" with the same cynicism some others do. I mentally translate it to "let's talk". If I'm in the mood for something she hasn't mentioned or specifically ruled out this is an encouragement to a discussion where she may agree or demure without judging me for asking.

I just wish more people would see with their heart and not their eyes.

Exactly! This is what I mean when I say open minded. I want anyone reading my ads to know they could approach and ask me anything without fear of "feeling stupid" or uninformed. Its not a "phrase of the day" as I only state what I mean and have been saying it for a while. I didn't think being open could be interpreted in so many ways but for those reading this know that I think it means I'm willing to hear any all of your polite suggestions and that you can be assured that when you ask me about any scenario I'll clearly and specifically explain my do's and don'ts:) and possibilities, because I'm open minded:)

I just Amber again a couple days ago after not having seen her in a few months. I forgot what a great girl she is - charming, funny and that smoking body! I won't let a couple months get by me without seeing her again.

As others have said, razor bumps will always be red. The best way to combat this is to buy a product called "Bikini Zone" that you can buy at Shopper's Drug Mart. Okay, I know what you're thinking...as if.. to buy a chick product but it does work. And using hair conditioner while shaving also helps preventing the red bumps. Not to sound gross but sometimes it's possible to get ingrown hairs when shaving down there and with ingrown hairs, there will always be a whitehead in the middle that ends up popping like a pimple with white stuff that comes out. It hurts like an SOB if you pop it but once the stuff from the inside is gone, the redness and inflammation will go down.

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I'd always thought "open-minded" meant "Greek is on the menu". Not so much in Canada, perhaps, since advertizing online isn't illegal, but far more so in the US where it's much more important to use euphemisms for everything, lest LE take you down... But I could well be wrong.

Wow this was an experience I did not see coming, from the moment I met Sarah until I was leaving I really did not know what she would say next or pull out from her magic collection of goodies. She pushed my limits of what I have ever attempted in the bedroom in a playful manner that lead me to places I didn't expect. Great time was had and I would say anyone wanting to see what their boundaries are they should give her a call. Cheers, V

Good call! I firmly believe your willingness and love for going down on a woman is directly proportional to your usefulness!!! Im constantly trying to make myself more useful...

Actually, this has happened to me once. I figure these are folks that are usually not really into giving oral anyway, or don't appreciate the taste of a woman ejaculating. Agreed; their loss.

How come the people who work at certain cell phone companies whose name I won't mention are fucking morons and don't know what the hell they're doing?

I just got from Vegas last week. I go about 3 or 4 times a year. I usually go to Aloha Spa, which provides XX and XX only, for XX room fee and XXX tip. There are many escorts in the Casinos, especially after midnight. I picked one up, she wanted XXX but I talked her down to XXX. I agree that prices and selection are better in Canada, but once you're horny and drunk in Vegas, it's hard not to plunk down some money.

As RG mentioned the Samsung Note is a great phone/tablet hybrid and no offence RG a better option for women who usually carry a purse to put it in. (I like phones that will fit in my pocket) Generally the larger screen is preferable for surfing purposes. However, perhaps I'm old school but I never could get used to the touch keyboard on iphones or the BB Z10. I had a Z10 and gave it to my sister and went and got a Q10 when they were released. The screen is smaller but I can't give up the BB physical keyboard. I liked the best of both worlds of the BB Torch being full screen with a slide out keyboard but the operating system was just not robust enough to deal with the volume of data today's apps and internet requires. Finally, I experienced one too many lock-ups and had to change. I hate change! LOL

I agree with megforfun and gegefatale...well said ladies! this is my input! When i first read the topic my jaw litteraly dropped...like what? some girls actually write that in their ads!! :icon_confused: Its one thing to be selective but refuse someone because of race...hmmm...let me put it that way...morons do not come in a specific colour(race)!!!! Those SPs are missing out on amazing gents....too bad for them and good for us open minded SPs ;) nuff said!

Read the long tread below your post about acupuncture/massage. Don't park in front of house or in driveway. I usually park on the other side of street of the one you drive up on. Older Asian lady and just relax and have a massage.

The issue is that providers offering BBFS are putting both themselves and their clients at risk, and contributing to the harmful stereotypes that sex workers are vectors of disease and don't protect ourselves. It's not about whether or not the provider is comfortable offering it, or what you do in your personal life. If you offer BBFS there is no way to guarantee that your client is STD/HIV free. If you slept with boyfriends unprotected, and didn't catch anything, consider yourself lucky. It doesn't make you unclean, just careless.

I rarely see ads with "no restrictions" but when I do it seems fairly clear based on the style of the ad, or other 'red flag" indicators that it is code for offering bbfs. It may be due to them being undereducated about it, or that it is common enough where they are from, or it is a way of getting that extra 20 or 50, or because they are new (probably underage) and don't have clue one about what it is referring to. I do know that there will be a considerable number of guys who read that and also assume it is an offer for bbfs, and that there will be trouble if they show up and it is not part of the menu. Having said that, there is another red flag set of clues where that phrase is used banking on the misunderstanding to get these guys to the door, the guys seeking bbfs and being disappointed when the sp says of course not, that's not what that meant. Knowing all the time that it was going to attract that guy, classic b&s tho the red flags I am talking about include all the clues of classic b&s as well.