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The more I get laid, the more I want. In a purrfect world, I think I'd get fucked twice a day, and I'd get myself off once or twice too ;)

I do believe the "right" amount varies from person to person. Sexual desire runs stronger in some. It also can fluctuate depending on life circumstances. Stress plays a role, illness, etc. For myself, I don't believe there is a "too much". I think you play to your own personal needs. Just because one person may have more of a need than the next, doesn't mean the person having sex more is "addicted" or having it "too much". I have always had a high sexual desire. At one time, thanks to societal stigma and external influences, I thought this was "wrong". Now? I embrace who I am. A woman with high sexual desire. It is part of me, so why would that be a problem? Good topic :)

Only you know:) We all have different needs and desires. Which are affected as Savannah stated by stress, money, hormones, all different things. When you feel satiated then you know you're getting your share, when you have blue balls or want to diddle yourself, lol, then you know you're not. but no matter if its daily, weekly, monthly do it as you see fit and enjoy:)

I'm not a service provider of any kind, but if you call me from a blocked number, I do not answer. You don't have to talk to the hand, but you WILL have to talk to my voicemail. If you don't leave a message, it really wasn't that important, now was it? Regarding the ladies on this board, I don't blame them for not taking calls from blocked numbers. Was I comfortable letting my number show up on their phone when I first started visiting these ladies? Not a whole lot. That's why I started with CERB ladies and have pretty well stuck to them. They have reputations and livelihoods to protect, just as we do. It's like I tell my kids about cops..........if you haven't done anything wrong, you have absolutely nothing to fear. Analogy...if you don't act like an idiot, these ladies are quite a nice bunch of gals.

It's the only thing I have to know who you are. Yes, it could be spoofed, but there are always risks. If I let someone call me from a blocked number, and give them my address, let them in here and they do something to me, I have NOTHING to contact the police with. Nothing to go on. To me, it's not different than being picked up by a stranger outside. So for my safety and security, I will never, ever book from the blocked number. I google the phone numbers, and cross-check the bad date section. Many spoofed numbers are out there on the internet, so i've caught many. I know a phone number isn't much, but it's something. What I tell guys who say they want to contact me from a blocked one is this: If you don't trust me with your phone number, i don't trust you with my address. It's that simple.

While I have enjoyed porn during sex I can't say it's something that I want to have happening. I like to be focused on my partner and creating all our own visuals and sounds. Now, if it were another couple, group, people etc in the room at the same time. I would totally get off on watching or listening or anything to do with that. I have a voyeuristic heart yet I have only been privy to visuals once although I have enjoyed audio numerous times.. As for mirrors, I have tonnes in my space. There is something so erotic about watching yourself and your partner(s). Catching their eye in the mirror and encouraging them or just watching them. Hells sexy. Not only that but if you're into energy and that sort of thing, mirrors bounce the sexual energy back at you which enhances the experience. I have yet to experience the ceiling though. I have this irrational fear of it crashing down on your head either in the middle of a torrid fuck or sweet dreams. Saw a movie like that a long time ago and it's stuck with me ever since.

Words of caution Emia fish.... RG is a smart and crafty fishermen who may just be luring you into his trap with his "gentlemanly" ways and kind words.... he has no boat right now you see .... so he must find "gentlemanly" ways to get you into his frying pan.....just sayin ...... Anywhooo..... Emiafish you are a great contributor and always having fun. Good on ya !

I've been told that I am "too much.".lol. Sounds about right. I need it twice a day..

Triumph of the human spirit.

Well I'll admit it I'm into it:) I love to watch others having sex-as in watching a porno- while I'm getting laid. Hearing the moans and groans, slurping, sucking, wetness and seeing the pleasure on others faces is a big turn on. How about you, are you a watcher, or do you just like the company of yourself and your companion:) Also is having mirrors an added bonus? Do they add to the excitement of your sexual experience?

Lol, I was wanting to have fun with the post but I can't afford to get into any more trouble:( so without knowing if I were breaking any rules by posting some of my wish list names I edited them out just to be safe:) sorry:):) It's fun to be naughty but in the right way;)

At some point in the past, therE was a thread where sp/ma's included their wish list as well. Forgive me but searching on the iPhone is a pain! Additional Comments: Yes my sweet Malika, it was either 2010 or 2011 wish list :)

One good thing (among others) is that when you masturbate, at least you're with someone you love.

If I ever get to Ottawa I will have to see Emily J Cleo Catra Alexxxis Peachy

Now from all the chats and reviews, here is my list so far. No particular order; Cleo Catra Eva Adore Nathalie Lefebvre Georgiana Sweet Last but not least, ALL the redheads available.

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Nine Circles is an excellent clinic. The staff are very community-oriented, have a healthy sex-positive approach and conduct themselves with professionalism, discretion and respect for your sexual preferences and lifestyle choices. I have been tested there on several occasions and have never experienced any judgmental attitude; I've felt entirely comfortable discussing some very intimate details with them. They will put you right at ease. Generally, on a first visit they will discuss your sexual background and history, and collect information that will be kept in confidence on your file. The counseling component is undertaken as a precaution with each patient. They want to ensure that you are ready and prepared in the event that a positive test result is found, and to offer counseling and follow up if that were to occur. Your concern about being lectured like a "clueless teenage boy" is a bit misplaced, but don't dismiss the value of the conversation you'll have with the health nurse. These people are pro's; they know what they are doing and they provide a valuable service to you. Leave your attitude at the door and you'll do okay. When I take my test at Nine Circles, I schedule a follow up appointment with the nurse. You book 2 weeks from the date of your test, and she will meet with you in private in their offices to provide you with your results. If you happened to test positive for an STI (like chlamydia), they will ask you about your sexual contacts encountered in the 3 months prior to the test date. That means "sexual" contacts, not someone you kissed; nor your s.o. if you did not have intercourse with her in that time period. Nine Circles staff will perform the appropriate tracing and make the confidential contact to those individuals advising that they should come in for testing. There is no disclosure of your identity to the traced contact. You've made a good decision to get tested, have an open mind and a relaxed attitude and let the staff assist you thru the process. Happy (and safe) Pooning!

There has to be a level of trust on both sides. When someone calls blocking a number its a signal to us that you are hiding something and quite frankly if you aren't going to give me your info why would I give you mine. Yes technology has changed and numbers aren't fool proof or always reliable but they are a start. You have recourse when dealing with a reputable sp, if she causes you trouble we have a trail, with advertising, web pages, etc. When screening a potential client all we have is the info you give us. Certainly there are no guarantees with our screening methods, but we can only do so much. I rely more on instinct and again when blocking a number that only makes me wonder and wonder negatively. Your name and phone number are the basics and necessities for booking an appointment. If an sp were willing to book a client without those I'd be suspicious of him/her.

Regarding the "need to put this out there" thing, I'll give the benefit of the doubt to a long time member and take is as the "need" to bring up something he sees and thinks is of dubious value and it bugs him and he wants to know why it is still used. Regarding blocked numbers, allow me to digress for a bit - to smoked plastic license plate covers. IMHO people do not buy those to protect their plates. People buy them to obfuscate their registration numbers when they go through red-light and speed cameras. Whenever I see them, my first thought is "what other laws are you willing to break?" Back to blocked numbers. There are innocent reasons why someone might call from a blocked number. There are as whole host of nefarious reasons someone else would use one. Notwithstanding all the ways of spoofing and circumventing the blocked number thing, I side with the decision to err on the side of caution and refuse to answer such calls. No, it's not a foolproof was of avoiding asshats, but nothing is 100%. A final thought. If a guy is calling on a blocked number when, as noted, it is almost universally noted in SP advertising that no blocked numbers will be accepted, this guy is either seriously procedurally challenged (read: doesn't understand the rules) or disrespectful (read: doesn't care what the rules are). In either event, the SP who passes on the call is not losing a good client. Just my two bits...

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Lol! Hope you found what you are looking for, but for next time, the girls who 'go all the way' place our ads here - http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=316 It's unlikely a lady would contact you with an offer... we put our ads up with our information for you to contact US if you'd like to arrange a get together Happy hunting :)

Going above and beyond to make a newlywed couple very happy... Did the whole wedding thing with them complete with pictures at the ornamental gardens and such. Dropped them off for the reception. Late night pickup at 2:30 am. Retrieved the couple and took them to their hotel. Just getting ready to leave when the bride runs over and taps on the car window. Is the groom's ring in the back seat area? We look high and low. No ring. So sad. Too bad. She leaves. I'm sitting there thinking what else have I got to do at 3 am? So I go back to the reception venue and start checking the walkway from where they got in the car back to the venue entrance. Right then, a guy comes out of the venue, bends over and picks something up and asks me "You looking for this?" The ring, of course! Called the bride and asked her to meet me in the lobby in seven minutes. She was over the moon! Yup. We are a full service company! :)

I had a friend -- who, at the time, was 31yrs old and had three children. Happily married, and they had a healthy sex life. However, upon her and I discussing, she told me she'd never masturbated. Then she got curious and called me to ask how. I tried my best to explain it. Of course, I created a monster lol. Truth is, sex on the whole and societal approach has changed a lot over the years. It was once regarded as "unhealthy" or "sinful" to touch yourself for pleasure. Think back to the days of "you'll go blind". Now? It's the norm - but there are those stuck in old patterns of thinking who are having a hard time coming to grips with their carnal desires. I hope for her sake she was lying! Masturbation is, in my opinion, an important part of self discovery.

We all know how much is not enough so If you could, how often would you have sex and at what point would it be too much? Some guys are getting "it" once a month and that's not enough. So, is once a day the right amount, 3 times a day, once a week?

Are we as a society becoming more so? While watching the news tonight I was shocked and disturb to see graphic details of shootings, and the execution of men in Syria, although they didn't show the actual shooting they showed the men tied, face down with guns at their heads, then the camera went black and then they aired the sound of the gun fire. We all know how horrific war is but to actually show people lying dead and bleeding and about to be shot isn't necessary or is it? Have we as a society become numb to such graphic violence, lost a sense of value to life? I just can't see the point of airing such cruelty.

And I like Lee for his positive and maybe sometimes "insightful" :icon_rolleyes: posts LOL. Definitely he is a pillar of the CERB community. Just wish he'd lighten up a little and get a sense of humour, stop being so serious Lee LOL RG :-)

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Exactly, not worth possibly getting fired when somebody finds out that you've been misusing your workplace-provided insurance for happy endings. Sure maybe they won't find out, but then they just might. If you got a real backache or shoulder pain, go see the RMT and use your insurance for that.

Hi guys - if anyone can direct me towards an SP who cums very vocally with a lot of intensity (yes, it depends on x, y, z, but "in general"), I would appreciate it. Please add to the thread or PM. Thanks!

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No blocked numbers is a no brainer. It is the very minimum a lady requires. You want her to be with you alone intimately, which requires a high degree of trust. You want her to give you her phone number so you can phone her. You want her to provide you with her address. What, is it a one way street here for you, she provides you with her phone number, her address, and then is supposed to spend time alone with you intimately? Yet you can't provide your phone number to the lady. That's usually just a minimum that ladies require btw before they would even consider seeing a potential client Seeing ladies isn't about anonymous sexual encounters. Most ladies, well at least the ones I see require full verification, including real name. I'm at a loss as to why your "need" to put it out there...an unblocked phone number an issue for you, really? What is she to think, a potential client who won't even respect minimum screening requirements like no blocked numbers, what other boundaries will the man try to cross if she agrees to see him? If giving your phone number to a companion is that big a concern for you, just remember, you not giving your phone number is going to be more than a concern for the ladies, it is likely going to raise flags with her. And instead of seeing you as a client, she'll see someone else, a gentleman who will respect her screening methods. RG

Thanks everyone. I don't think I have contributed much at all but I certainly have gained a lot of knowledge from all of you, and I thank you for that. This place keeps me sane.

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The best time to go is Saturday night. You should expect nothing. You will be for the most part ignored. You will be one of many single guys trying to attract the attention of one of the few females there. What females are there are almost without exception part of a couple looking for another couple. Some couples do go looking for single guys but the competition is pretty fierce. If you are worried about privacy and your world will come tumbling down if you get found out then don't go. If not then go ahead. Anyone you do run into probably doesn't want to see you either.

I would stop. When I decided, less than two years ago, to get my licence and buy a car, I did so after losing a friend in a hit-and-run accident. I finally felt I was ready to take on the responsibility of driving, because I would NEVER do what that bitch did to my friend. Driving is something I take very seriously. I obey every stop sign/traffic light/etc, and not for fear of traffic cops, but because WHAT IF a person or animal jumped out and something bad happened. If I had to look back and say 'If only I'd stopped at that stop sign, this wouldn't have happened', I couldn't live with myself. I *did* hit a deer and wreck my car earlier this year - but I was going the speed limit, looking straight ahead, doing everything I was supposed to. So, my attitude was, shit happens, but at least I know I wasn't at fault, and there was no way I could look back and say 'If I'd done this differently, that wouldn't have happened'.

Enjoy CERB Kaelin - looking forward to seeing you around the neighbourhood!

Hey Kaelin! :cooter: Welcome to CERB! :biggrin: Have fun!

Welcome to the CERB community Kaelin RG

Sorry folks but for the most part deposits will not solve your issue. There used to be a very active Ottawa based Poly group on this board. For a bunch of reasons it is not as active on this board, but still very active. The people involved just use other means to stay in touch. I think one of the reasons it is not on this board as much, is it seemed to attract a lot of tire-kickers and lookie-lous who were really not interested in the activity. They were just curious or had voyeuristic tendencies. Also some of the SP's and to a lesser extent hobbiests, experienced a backlash from some clients when it got out that they were participating. I think that may be part of what some of the SP's who try to organize these events are experiencing There is usually some difficulty finding a time for some of these events that suits everyone. That is one of the most frequent problems. Most hobbiests don't book an hour for a gang bang in their Outlook calendar, or can't tell the SO what they are doing. So the larger the number of participants, the harder it is to get schedules to work and mesh. The most successful ones in the Poly group generally had the logistics handled by a hobbiest. An SP would agree with a hobbiest on the type of event, the ground rules, number of participants etc. The hobbiest would then be the one who organized the client logistics. Recruiting them, telling them the ground rules, donations etc. Often they also secured the venue. That seemed to work the best. Of course the other key is that many folks are uncomfortable in this group setting with strangers. The key factor of that Poly group, was that we ran Poly socials. In someways the forerunner of the CERB socials, but much smaller, and much more casual. Interested SP's would attend, and hobbiests as well, who were usually screened by the other hobbiests to make sure we didn't invite trouble. We would share a few drinks, a few laughs, make connections, and generally from that event, hobbiests would approach an SP to set something up. (Sometimes that very night, but not always) Although sometimes it would lead to one on one encounters, generally everyone there, were there for the same interest, and group events usually happened. And not to hijack the thread I will respond to RG's comment on what he thinks it would be like. In fact that group of folks is actually pretty intimate, although the events are a bit of a walk on the wild side. Most of the folks involved also see each other for GFE sessions. The poly social aspect also meant we got to learn a lot about different folks in the hobby, in a respectful and friendly environment. There was probably more intimacy and camaraderie then I have experienced anywhere else in the hobby.

It's so hard to decide which order to see them in! 1) SassiesWorld 2) Cleo Catra 3) Gina 4) Stacy

As someone who asked himself this question many years ago and answered it, I agree 100% with Boomer. How you feel about paying to be intimate with professionals is something only you can answer for yourself, based on your own life and that of those around you who are important. For your sake, and that of the ladies you may or may not see in the future, I urge you to be completely honest with yourself and answer the question in your own mind before you go any further. Whatever you decide, you'll be much happier for it in the long run. :)

Christmas ... Jam or peanut butter

I made your announcement a STICKY thread to make sure everyone becomes aware of the site. You run the blog with integrity and ethics so I see no reason to not support it, the Ottawa members are lucky to have someone like you helping out in this way.

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AMP = Asian Massage Parlor analingus = licking anus Asian = analingus Asian Cowgirl = girl on top, squatting ASP = Adult Service Provider, or alt.sex.prostitution newsgroup ATF = all time favorite ATM = ass to mouth = penis, toy, finger goes from ass to mouth. attempts = trying to orgasm Aunt Flo = menstruation, period B&S = bait and switch = person who shows up is a different one than advertised babyback = petite, young, attractive Asian balloons = breast implants BB = bareback = without condom BJ = blowjob = oral sex = fellatio BBBJ = bare back blow job = BJ without condom BBBJTC = bare back blow job to completion (in mouth) BBBJTCIM = bare back blow job to completion in mouth BBBJTCNQNS = bare back blow job to completion, no quit, no spit BBBJTCWS = bare back blow job to completion with swallow BBBJWF = bare back blow job with facial BBFS = bare back sex BBW = big beautiful woman BCD = behind closed doors BDSM = bondage, discipline, sado-masochism. BF = boy friend BFE = boy friend experience birdwatching = BBBJTCWS BLS = ball licking and sucking Blue Jay = blow job blue pill = Viagra BSB = bus stop babe butter face = everything looks good, but her face BTW = by the way cash and dash = ROB who takes your money and runs CBJ = covered blow job = BJ with condom CC Rider = full service provider costing $200 or less CD = cross dresser CDS = covered doggy style CFS = covered full service = Sex with condom CG = cowgirl = girl on top facing you CH = Crazy Horse, SF Strip Club CIM = cum in mouth CL = craigslist.org CMD = carpet matches drapes, typically a natural blonde CMT = Certified Massage Therapist. A professional masseuse. Cowgirl = CG = girl on top facing you cover = condom cruising = driving around, looking for streetwalkers cups of coffee = releases = orgasms DATO = dining at the o = analingus DATY = dining at the y = cunnilingus DDP = double digit penetration, kitty and anus Dodge = streetwalker stroll: Mission Blvd, between A St and 14th St, in Hayward, CA Doggie = man behind girl, girl on hands and knees donation = payment Doubles = A threesome with two girls and you DDE = doesn't do extras (PS only) DDG = drop dead gorgeous DFK = deep french kissing, open mouth with tongue DIY = do it yourself (masturbation) DP = double penetration, two guys on one girl DT = deep throat, entire length of penis taken in mouth ECR = el camino real EOM = end of message. No text in message body. escort = a temporary companion for hire facial = cumming on partner's face FBSM = full body sensual massage fire and ice = a blowjob switching between hot tea and ice FIV = finger in vagina FKK = Frei K?rper Kultur. German brothel / nudist club. FOB = fresh off the boat. Asian immigrant recently arrived in the US. FOV = finger outside vagina French = BJ French Kiss = Kissing with tongue insertion FS = full service = BJ + Sex Get Brain = blow job Get Comfortable = get completely naked GFE = girlfriend experience. Typically BBBJ, CFS, DFK, DATY, and MSOG GG = Golden Gypsy. defunct, famous Berkeley massage parlor GND = girl next door Greek = anal sex, back door GS = golden shower = urination play GSM = g-spot massage happy ending = A handjob (usually) or blowjob after your massage hardwood floors = clean shaven kitty Hat = condom HDH = high dollar hottie HJ = hand job = a manual / hand release HH = half hour HM = high mileage HME = honeymoon experience, lapdog heaven HWP = height and weight proportionate hooker = prostitute IMHO = in my humble opinion interpreter = condom Italian = penis rubbing between butt cheeks ISO = in search of kitty = vagina Lapdog = person who worships providers to excess. LDL = low dollar looker (opposite of HDH) LE = ellie = law enforcement LK = light kissing, closed mouth LOS = land of smiles = Thailand mamasan = female manager of a massage parlor MBOT = Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre, SF Strip Club MBR = multiple bell ringing = MSOG MILF = mom I'd like to f-ck Mish = missionary position, or the SF Mission District Missionary = man on top, girl on back mohawk = thin rectangular strip of pubic hair MP = massage parlor MP = multiple pops = multiple releases MSC = Market Street Cinema, SF Strip Club MSOG = multiple shots on goal = multiple releases NCT = New Century Theatre, SF Strip Club non-pro = not a professional provider NP = no problem NSA = no strings attached OWO = oral without condom OWOTC = oral without condom to completion papasan = male manager of a massage parlor party hat = condom PIV = penis in vagina PL = Pathetic Loser PO = phone operator (for making appointments) PS = private show (Dance) PSE = Porn Star Experience PV = private viewing (Dance) RA = relaxation assistant raincoat = condom RB = myredbook.com rimming = analingus RMP = Russian Massage Parlor ROB = Rip Off Bitch Reverse cowgirl = RCG = girl on top facing away Reverse massage = you massage her Roman shower = vomit play RPG = role playing games Russian = penis rubbing between breasts = Pearl Necklace = titty fuck SC = Strip Club self-service = you masturbate SF = San Francisco shill = an insider posing as a satisfied customer SO = significant other SOG = shot on goal = one release SOMF = sat on my face south of the border = gential region southern france = BBBJ SP = Service Provider SPA = streetwalker stroll: San Pablo Avenue in Oakland, CA spanish = ATM = ass to mouth spinner = very petite, thin girl STD = sexually transmitted disease stroll = path frequented by street walkers SW = street walker TAMP = Therapeutic Asian Massage Parlor teabag = man squats and dips balls in partner's mouth TG = transgender TGTBT = too good to be true Tina = crystal meth TJ = Tijuana TL = Tenderloin district, San Francisco. between Van Ness Ave, Post St, Taylor St, and Golden Gate Ave TLD = topless lap dance tossing salad = analingus Troll = rude and hideous PL Trolling = Posting thinly disguised ads in a discussion forum TOFTT = Take one for the team. In reference to a new, non-reviewed provider. TS = transexual TUMA = tongue up my ass TV = transvestite UTF = Untranslated French = BBBJ UTR = under the radar WTF = What the fuck? (I'm rather surprised by this) XOXO = Kisses & Hugs YMMV = Your mileage may vary. Your service level could be different than reported by others. Applies to everyone, some more so than others. 1/2 and 1/2 = half and half = oral sex + full service 411 = seeking information 420 = 4:20 = marijuana 69 = two people giving each other oral sex at the same time $ = $100 $$ = $200 $$$ = $300 $$$.5 = $350 (get it?) incall = You go to her place, or a place she designates. outcall = She comes to your place, home, hotel room. two call system = For incall locations. Your first call is to set up the time and get the general directions on where to park. Your second call is made when you arrive to get the specific address / room number.