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A bit of good news to a really horrible story. They caught the guy suspected of murdering my friend today. He's a 24 year old. He hit my buddy's scooter with his pickup last Tuesday and instead of going through insurance and other stuff, they decided to work out the repairs between the two of them, with my buddy being the recipient of $1000 for the damage to his bike. Thursday, the 24 year old allegedly went to my friend's home at 8:45 in the morning and stabbed him to death. My friend? A 62 year old guy who looked and acted like the Dalai Lama... would not hurt a fly. It sucks that my friend had to die. It's great that they found the guy as quickly as they did. Let's hope justice prevails.

I'm just coming down off of a stolen afternoon of lust and laughter. To paraphrase a line from that wise and timeless classic, Zombieland: "You've got to enjoy the little things". I've come to realize that I love the little things.

As a member of this wonderful community you provide beauty, inspiration and support. You share yourself and are appreciated for it. The gentlemen in Ottawa are lucky to have you. Looking forward to the next 1000!

Yes I took one for the team here with Leanne. Very satisfying experience and pleasant girl

I finally got to meet my beautiful virtual "wife" last Friday in Kingston for a four hour encounter. Screening/verification was taken care of with no issue. Gabriella arrived at my hotel on time. She looks young and beautiful, and her photos are accurate. We sat down on the couch and over drinks and we got caught up on old times and current events. I say got caught up because Gabriella and I have gotten to know one another through email's and pm's, not to mention posts on CERB, so while it was our first encounter, it wasn't with a stranger, if that makes sense. After drinks, we headed downstairs to the restaurant where we had dinner and continued getting to know one another. Then we went back to my hotel room, where we did what newlyweds do. In this case it started with a shower for two. Then we got out of the shower and dried off. My lovely bride then ordered me to bed, telling me to lay face down. She then treated me to a deep massage, including a body slide. Then my beautiful virtual "wife" and I consummated our marriage. The details of which are private between Gabriella and myself, but I will say I'm happy we "got married." We then laid in each others arms, kissing and cuddling. Gabriella is not a clock watcher by any means, we had an unrushed encounter. Unfortunately the time runs out too fast, and she did have to go. Definitely Gabriella is a lady I will see again Just one final comment. My recommendation of Gabriella is truthful, except for the stuff about her being my wife That is just some bantering she and I have done both on CERB and in private emails and included here for a bit of lightheartedness. But that said, Gabriella is a terrific lady who I would recommend seeing to a gentleman looking for a encounter with a wonderful companion.

I wish I was in Ottawa. I go around begging gents to suck mine as they are very responsive and long and hard.

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Waking up finding that there's already people (friends) emailing and texting asking me what I'll do for my birthday. I am not the type that makes a big deal of my birthday or goes reminding people about it so to have them be the ones who are making sure it doesn't go by like any other day reminds me how lucky I am to be special for them :)

Congrats IsabellaGia on the milestone and thank you for taking the time to post all the inspirational quotes:)You a valued and beautiful member.

I'll let you know next time I see Shannon... Good times.

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You may wish to be more specific in what your interests are, but in the meantime I would suggest a couple of fine Ladies: Gabby Lauren and Eva Nikita. Check BP for ads. We get a lot of first class visitors, so check the boards & BP. Good Luck and plse advise how you make out.

macpherson has made two very good suggestions... Kayla is SheDevil on this board. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=14888 And she is highly regarded and recommended.. ;) And Leighxox is also a member here.. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=31059 I had a very good session with her this past week. I would say she's lost a bit of weight and is looking very nice these days. Service and attitude were excellent.. So, she's also a good choice.. :)

Happy Birthday big guy !! Hope you had a great day.

Congratulations, Isabella! Looking forward to many more!

on your 2000 posts, Issy! Always enjoy reading your thoughtful and insightful posts.

Way to go on 2000 posts, all of them great and still more to come i hope. :)

Happy Bday Someguy, hope it was a good one.

That is a huge milestone. Congratulations not only on 2000 posts but on 2000 thoughtful, intelligent, inspirational and educational posts. Both quality and quantity...you really are an asset to this community.

I'm with you there Meg! Love this time of year NHL around the corner and of course 2 weeks into the NFL season. Rather than talking about my favourite players or the games, I rather say, I would love to see some sexy photo's of ladies on Cerb sporting their favourite team jersey in some sexy photo's. :) In the NFL my team is off to a poor start, but you never know what will happen with weeks left, but I do love lazy Sundays, where you can flip channels watch 3 NFL games and then when hockey comes on board, well ITS ALL good!

Congratulations Beautiful. Love the posts. Keep them coming.

Congratulations Isabella on this milestone Looking forward to reading your next 2000 posts RG

Come smell this flower... I am 26 years of age, with long Blond hair and beautiful hazel eyes. I have a fit, tight body. Sexy long legs and a ass that's out of this world. I am 5'10, baby soft skin! I have been working in the massage industry for 5 years now. My expertise will give you a unforgettable experience...! I am a very horny open minded girl who loves getting new experience's :wink: My services include teasing, flirting, role play, hard core, body slides, full body massage, Hottub sessions and reverse massage. I cater to some fetish's or you could cater to mine Schedule this week: Monday 2:30-9:00PM Tuesday 3:30-9:00PM Wednesday 3:30-11:00PM Thursday unavailable Friday 3:30-11:00PM Saturday 5:30-11:00PM

If you are looking for gorgeous Marianne she is part of ALO group now

A hale and hearty birthday wish to a fellow Virgo. There must be something about over compensating for the Virgin sign that has so many of us in the hobby. Hope your day is memorable.

Hope you have a great birthday someguy.

My ride with casts from Sons of Anarchy was awesome but only 2 of them showed up, I met "Bobby" and "Chibs" and talked for a bit with them, very cool guys.

Hope your day is the very best it can be with some extra pleasure thrown in. Happy Birthday, enjoy!!

A very Happy Birthday to you, enjoy your day!

Happy Birthday Someguy.... Enjoy your day to the full extreme....

Birthdays are natures way of telling you to eat more cake. Have a gooder.

Happy Birthday Someguy Have a great day RG

So Wet Dripping Down my legs.. I am 26 years of age, with long Blond hair and beautiful hazel eyes. I have a fit, tight body. Sexy long legs and a ass that's out of this world. I am 5'10, baby soft skin! I have been working in the massage industry for 5 years now. My expertise will give you a unforgettable experience...! I am a very horny open minded girl who loves getting new experience's :wink: My services include teasing, flirting, role play, hard core, body slides, full body massage, Hottub sessions and reverse massage. I cater to some fetish's or you could cater to mine Schedule this week: Monday 2:30-9:00PM Tuesday 3:30-9:00PM Wednesday 3:30-11:00PM Thursday unavailable Friday 3:30-11:00PM Saturday 5:30-11:00PM

Saw this on another site and thought it was such a great post I'd put it here for others to read:) A young woman went to her grandmother and told her about her life and how things were so hard for her. She did not know how she was going to make it and wanted to give up. She was tired of fighting and struggling. It seemed that as one problem was solved, a new one arose. Her grandmother took her to the kitchen. She filled three pots with water and placed each on a high fire. Soon the pots came to a boil. In the first, she placed carrots, in the second she placed eggs, and the last she placed ground coffee beans. She let them sit and boil, without saying a word. In about twenty minutes she turned off the burners. She fished the carrots out and placed them in a bowl. She then pulled the eggs out and placed them in a bowl. Then she ladled the coffee out and placed it in a bowl. Turning to her granddaughter, she asked, "Tell me, what do you see?" "Carrots, eggs, and coffee," she replied. She brought her closer and asked her to feel the carrots. She did and noted that they were soft. She then asked her to take an egg and break it. After pulling off the shell, she observed the hard-boiled egg. Finally, she asked her to sip the coffee. The daughter smiled as she tasted its rich aroma. The granddaughter then asked, "What does it mean, Grandmother?" Her grandmother explained that each of these objects had faced the same adversity -- boiling water -- but each reacted differently. The carrot went in strong, hard and unrelenting. However, after being subjected to the boiling water, it softened and became weak. The egg had been fragile. Its thin outer shell had protected its liquid interior. But, after sitting through the boiling water, its inside became hardened. The ground coffee beans were unique, however. After they were in the boiling water, they had changed the water. "Which are you?" she asked her granddaughter. "When adversity knocks on your door, how do you respond? Are you a carrot, an egg, or a coffee bean?" Think of this: Which am I? Am I the carrot that seems strong, but with pain and adversity? Do I wilt and become soft and lose my strength? Am I the egg that starts with a malleable heart, but changes with the heat? Did I have a fluid spirit, but after a death, a breakup, a financial hardship or some other trial, have I become hardened and stiff? Does my shell look the same, but on the inside am I bitter and tough with a stiff spirit and a hardened heart? Or am I like the coffee bean? The bean actually changes the hot water, the very circumstance that brings the pain. When the water gets hot, it releases the fragrance and flavor of your life. If you are like the bean, when things are at their worst, you get better and change the situation around you. When the hours are the darkest and trials are their greatest, do you elevate to another level? How do you handle adversity? Are you changed by your surroundings or do you bring life, flavor, to them? ARE YOU A CARROT, AN EGG, OR A COFFEE BEAN?

Lee, I'm sorry about the mix-up with the leggings... I didn't know about the yellow, but the fact that he's standing in a fountain should have given it away - your aversion to showers is well-known around these parts... as indeed, is the stench from your parts. Anyway, moving on.... We'd like to announce our extra-special, never-to-be-repeated, end-of-summer FB-BBM fishing exxxtravaganza! We paid a huge amount to our marketing consultants to come up with an irresistible a campaign (OK, we bought Katherine a bottle of cheap wine, 'cos that's all we could afford), and we now have this AMAZING PROMOTION!!! Starring.... ME!!! Doesn't that make you horny? I SAID, DOESN'T THAT... Oh. Oh, okay. Never mind, then. But Still... Lee and I have been working very hard for at leat twenty minutes now, and we have... a boat! And not just a boat, but a Luxurious Aquatic Orgasmobile! Come on, ladies, Don't all rush at once. If you're not wet from just looking at it, I guarantee you'll be dripping after a five minute ride. Guaranteed. Lee guarantees it too, and will even pull (you) out when he thinks you're wet enough. Well? What are all you waiting for?

Eva Pearl gives new meaning to the term GFE Absolutely amazing and she is going to be here next week

I specialize in retainer type exchanges and I always have. It has so many benefits for myself and the gentlemen that chose this option that I can't begin to list them. The emotional intimacy, connection, friendship and stability enhances my life in ways I never imagined in my 20's. The only issue I see with Sugar Baby/Daddy relationships is the difficult position it inevitably puts the Sugar Baby in financially. Young girls become dependent on the financial income very quickly and when the man withdraws (as he ALWAYS does at some point) she is usually left stranded financially trying to scramble to pay her bills. I've seen it so many times and I willingly warn young providers from becoming dependent on one client. There are square girls out there who seek out this type of relationship and if they are genuinely mature then they can make it work but often they do not have discipline to take advantage this type of relationship. If they know the game, they always come out with the long end of the stick and in my mind these girls are just prostitutes with a different business model. They end up costing far more than having an escort on retainer. Even some escorts mismanage the security of the "one, big client" and don't save up for when the ride is over. When the relationship with a square Sugar Baby comes to an end the potential for drama is huge. If emotions are involved, things can become very unstable. When the $ comes off the table, she will panic. Sugar Babies never understand the their true disposablility in the Sugar Daddy's life and when that realization hits, it hits hard. It's this hurt that will make her unstable in her reaction because it makes her feel used. Enter this situation at your own risk, I have yet to see one end with a shred of grace or dignity involved. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned... cat

I would love to meet all the ladies of Cerb but that would be impossible so I tried to narrow it down to just 50 but still this would be impossible so I have came up with a list of 6 fabulous ladies I must see in 2013. In no particular order Peachy, Gegefatale, Isabella Gia, Annessa, Sweetshay, and Kyra Graves.

It's not so much that I treat anyone better. I like everyone to leave here grinning and walking on air. But there are those special clicks that just happen. And it really is just chemistry. I don't think anyone needs to be told when they happen. It's pretty obvious! ;)

I'd have thought that if the chemistry was that good, the client would feel it too, and come again un-prompted :)

Emily, Kayla, Leigh.Looks like there are a lot of different opinions on this one.

had so many good ones how do you pick just 1?? sheesh keissy was awesome and so is leigh amongst many others such as baby from montreal who is probably retired as i have not seen anything on her in years.