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And let's not forget....karma is one ugly bitch for these trash talkers. It usually catches up with them.

Yes reverse body slide means that MA slides over you from the head down., it does not necessarily means 69 position ad you can still ve lying on your stomach. Myself I provide reverse body slides in my sessions! They are fun!

Fortunately these bad apples don't spoil the whole bunch. It is really good to know the guys dislike the trash talkers. Having been thru a trash talk before, it gives me a warm feeling that the talker is the one least loveable and to another extent, the least credible. I don't believe in ignoring the trash talkers, I'm with mm on that one, it does need to be dealt with. How you deal with it, whether it is reports to admin, producing proof, going to LE to report the person, having them investigated by a team of peers for the purpose of conflict resolution, whatever works. At the end of the day, that same person will continue to deny and trash talk, but the truth is now out there and you've done your part, and that's about all you can do. Eventually as they say, karma bites them in the ass, and they are left with nowhere to talk trash to anyone lol. *and yes, this is posted for my stalker's eyes to realize what the real eyes are seeing

Thanks for the unintentional laugh SG! As I read the post: "Or is the girl doing body slide with her bum in your face?" a ridiculous image instantly launched in my pervert brain where the client's nose gets stuck up the MA's butt crack while she's attempting...I dunno, something? I'll leave it to the experts to clarify, but cheers for the smile (no pun intended)! :biggrin:

I wanted to add my belated thank you to MisterT, Loneskater and Spud for organizing such a wonderful social. It was great to see many familiar faces as well as meeting some new people. Also want to say thank you to ALO for the prize. I'm already looking forward to the next social

Some final thoughts, now that the dust has settled and that i had time to relax a bit !! I want to thank Loneskater and Spud for their help in my organizing this social. It was an amazing experience organizing it, and comments we received in person, on this thread and in private were all positive. We've noted a few things to improve upon, as there's always room for improvement. Loneskater and I have had a chance to chat, and i can speak on his behalf here on the fact that both of us will be involved in organizing the December social. I want to provide forward notice that the next one will be on December 12th, but please wait until the official thread is started in a few weeks to contact us (messages sent concerning it will be unanswered), as we want to take a bit of time off to recover lol !!! Cheers!!

My little Sophia being PLAYFUL!!!! I can't even describe how happy it made me to have her come up on the bed with me and actually play! I adopted her about a month ago (she's a pug, estimated to be 10 or 11), after she'd been completely abandoned by her owner. She was very thin, and wasn't the friendliest dog when she came home. She has gained some weight and I can see the happiness in her, but in the past few days it has gone from happiness to actual snuggle times, and today was the very first time she played - I could see the smile on her face! AHHHHHHHH!!!!! :D :D :D

Through the guidance and continuous support of the Diabetic Association Baby girl (my niece) started ballet lessons today and I started volunteering where Baby girls lessons are.

Taking my son to the airport for his first business trip. Ha..seems like not long ago I was taking him to kindergarten.

Well I've jumped on the blog-wagon, just posted my first entry (warning, first one if a bit of a rant, lol! but better than ranting here) http://thetattooedcat.blogspot.ca/

Looked up urban dictionary and found nothing, but did find this definition about body slide: 3. Body Slide a synonym for teleportation and associated devices. Used in several books but mainly was a method of travel for the Marvel character "Cable" on his time traveling adventures. "Computer, Body slide by 1 to intercept Bishop." or "Body Slide to H.Q." I'm just joking mind you - just wanted to add a laugh. I would interpret it as yes, ass pointing towards your face so you can get a better view.

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I want to wish Mistert and Loneskater the best of luck with the Christmas Social. The hope is I will be back in late spring to early summer and might be around for the social next fall. If all goes well, I will hopefully be able to assist Mistert and Loneskater again soon! Everyone enjoy the Christmas Social and give the boys a bit of a chance to recoup a bit before they start planning for December!

Camille has posted two private albums viewable by her cerb friends. Hot they are!!! :)

So looking forward to December 12th!!

My appreciation to the 3 Amigos for a job well done. I enjoyed the venue and had a great time meeting so many lovely people. Thanks again, MisterT, Skater, and Spud.

Indeed... had an awesome time! Great to see everyone, and thanks to the organizers for organizing!

1st event for me, Thanks MisterT, Sput, Skater, well done and all the Beautiful Ladies, should do this once a month

I know the answer to this!!!!!!!!!!! They are big pooheads. Carry on.

Hello Cerb..!! I would like to have your opinion about a subject that I would like to share with you for a long moment. I know that a similar thread has been do in another forum from another province but I thought it was important to make one for Ottawa. I have been solicited, Im sure Im not the only one, for ''only this service'' and not being offered the respect for my time or sessions. As well, the fact of underpricing, cutting price for these '' onlys''. There's a lot of users who asked me ''Whats your rate only for a BJ'' or ''I want one hour but not intercourse...'' Maybe Im wrong, but I dont see a difference between having intercourse or not in my session. So, what happen to our time?? Why ''just'' a BJ doesnt worth the same thing than intercourse ???? Probably some girls offering a '' BJ price '' and I respect that but some users have to respect girls who doesnt. I think that we are not offering ''just this'' or ''that service'' but a COMPLETE service even if you are SP or MA. Should we reduce our rates but start to ask extra for everything?? If you want to kiss here, its +x$... if you want to touch here its +x$... sounds ridiculous no? I think its the same thing for us when we are solicited like this. Maybe Im wrong, so that is why I asked for you opinion and I think we need to talk about it if we want to inform new users. Ps: Sorry For my english..... ;)

Disclaimer: I realize that the majority of you are paying for a sexual service and that your needs should be met within the boundaries of the escort in question. That is the service I am providing. However, that being said, I would like to call attention to what I like to refer to as "jack-hammering." This is basically extended penetrative sex and nothing else. You may be convinced that good sex requires only penetration and stamina--as well all know, women want a man who can last (I hope you can sense the sarcasm there), or perhaps it is purely selfish on your part, you do want to get your money's worth after all. So you pound your paid sex partner, over and over, squeezing in every possible available second. In which case, I am not a blow-up doll. I am not an object solely for your use. Keep in mind, I do not think it is a problem, for example, if you would like to simply pay to receive a blowjob, provided you realize the skill and time involved in administering a good blowjob. And I do not think penetrative sex itself is bad. But if you are interested in engaging in a full range of sexual behaviour, please realize that "sex" does not simply equal penetration for as long as humanly possible. After awhile it is painful, un-stimulating and rather boring. If a woman is not turned on, she doesn't create those delicious lubricating fluids that can make penetrative sex so wonderful. So take the time to pay attention to things like kissing and groping and licking and nibbling and so on. If the first thing you're going for is penetration, you have skipped so many amazing, naughty fun things to do to one another. While we are providing a very intimate service, aimed at generating your pleasure and satisfaction, we have emotions, and physical limits. So keep that in mind the next time you're with your favourite lady. Happy pooning!

Hey gents! I'm in the east 2 days this week...if we haven't met yet come see me tomorrow and Tuesday in the east location. Don't miss out I'm only available 3 days this week...then I will be enjoying a few days off for a little vacation ;) For those that are wondering I'm an incredibly sensual woman who's not afraid to get close...I enjoy gentlemen who know how to treat a lady. Come see what I'm all about and stop wondering... Monday 12-7 East Tuesday 9-3 East Wednesday 10-8 West 613-523-6199 or pm to take advantage of my guest pass

Come get a relaxing massage by a hot little vixen xoxoxoxoxoxo About me- Sexy petite 21 year old with long red hair, sparkling green eyes! Out going, bubbly and ready to rock your world!! Providing- Flirty and dirty relaxation massage Soapy sexy showers Reverse massages Body slides- Duo massages(4 hands, 2girls) Hotub session9s & you'll leave happy. Schedule TODAY: 4-9 Rates- Single Massage 30mins: $50 45mins: $60 60mins: $80 Hot Tub Sessions 30mins: $70 45mins: $85 60mins: $100 Duo Massage rates also available upon request Location- West-end, 65 Bentley, Clean & cozy Contact-To book an appointment please send me a PM

Looking forward to reading Cleo

Same brother called this morning. Mom woke up, had breakfast and is entertaining friends. Go figure. Thanks to everyone for your thoughts and wishes. We shall see what the morrow brings...

I had the pleasure of my first visit to Barb's on Friday night and I have to say it was one of my most pleasant strip club experiences. The front door staff greeted me with a warm smile rather than scorn (which you get way too often walking into a club). The overall mood in the club was one of bonhomie which was really refreshing. Even though I was a first timer I felt perfectly at ease. I loved the fact that there was always a girl on stage dancing and the quality of the talent was excellent. In particular I enjoyed the fun vibe and charisma of Anna (Arianna? - shorter brunette with a nice big pair and fantastic smile). So impressed in fact I asked her for a private dance in the CR. Three songs later, I was a very happy camper! Looking forward to visiting again!

Yes she's hot, but so is Cristy and I would run away with her in a minute!

1. Burning my hand/thumb on one of the oven racks. It's not a big burn (only 2 inches long) but it hurts like hell. 2. You know how good a full body stretch feels and you need to stretch from your tippy toes all the way up to your finger tips? I needed a big one today and I wasn't careful about where I decided to do it... My fingers had a nice encounter with the turning blades of the ceiling fan...

I like Cato for all his positive posts and contribution to the cerb community.

I agree Cristy.....that's one attractive woman. Wish there were some album pics as well. But judging by that profile pic she is one hot looking lady. Halifax is lucky to have her paying them a visit. She should definitely be well welcomed.

That was very kind of you, cristy! I was thinking the same thing myself. Camille's albums are sooo hot!! :)

Come and check me out! I'm available now at VIP! 10-8pm I'm 25 years old Natural Red Head, 34DD Natural as well with an hour glass figure and ready to relax you and have some fun! Please call 613-693-1641 OR 613-204-2584 To book your appointment now! xoxoxo

A thought on this... there are quite a lot of clients who can't really do outcalls for one reason or another, but it strikes me that there are probably far fewer who can't do incalls. I don't know whether I'm actually correct in thinking this or not, but... If I'm right, then it might also follow that the increase in business that a SP gets from offering incalls would offset the increased costs involved.... Having an incall can't be all that bad, financially - if it was, nobody would do it!

And it's even worse when former trusted mates betray you; 'cause then it's re: allies! ;)

I was told recently of an sp talking shit about me...well i feel great knowing that she feels the need to do so in order to make herself look good. Anyone with a brain knows that`s why people do it. So a special thank you miss .... you made my day.:icon_razz: I've learned along time ago mot to take things to heart and the truth always comes out. Anyway my point is people need to grow up this is not high school and we are supposed to be adults. Don't believe everything you hear. Real eyes, Realize, Real lies.

It was a great party! Xoxoxo thank you guys you are awesome! Mr T as usual.... Delicious baking treats OMG good thing i dont live with u because i will gain a few pounds lol

Judging by the replies, I am so sorry I didnt get my request in, in time to make it. I'm glad it went so well and everyone had a good time. Hopefully the Christmas one doesn't fill up so fast!!

Thank you for a great party gentlemen. I had a really good time and am thinking we can enlist you to organize the next Halifax social!!

Absolutely !! That's why I do business there ;) My common sense voice in my head says do business in Alberta ! My horny devil voice in my head says do business in Ottawa area ..... He won !!! ha Of course if you add in a good lookin, sexy, fiery redheaded travelling lady into the mix it just heats OTown up even MORE !! ;) Emily has entered the building !! hehe Sounds like everyone had a blast !!!! Fantastic. It's always good to unwind and chillax and socialize from time to time :) Kudos to the organizers who put in all the hard work !

I would like to add my congratulations to the boys for a job well done. This event was one of the best we've had, and I think the great venue had a lot to do with it. One positive thing is that with each event I seem to be getting to know more and more members of the community.

Superb event and a great turn out as well. Thanks to Skater, Spud and MisterT for their time and effort in putting this together.

Ottawa gents, ladies, and visitors! I was so looking forward to joining you for this event, however I am stuck in Toronto dealing with a situation that requires my immediate attention and energy (c'est la vie!) :/ I sure hope all of you who made it out are having or had an amazing time! Really hope to make it to the next social! Warmest wishes,

Honest Trailers: Breaking Bad Anna Gunn on Skyler hatred in the NY Times: (I don't share all of her thoughts but I surely agree with parts of it) http://www.nytimes.com/2013/08/24/opinion/i-have-a-character-issue.html?_r=0 Nailing down what it feels like to be hooked on Breaking Bad: http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/19/opinion/sunday/get-a-life-no-thanks-just-pass-the-remote.html?pagewanted=all Stephen Colbert and Bryan Cranston (and others) dancing on Daft Punk http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x12ucj4_colbert-dances-to-daft-punk-s-get-lucky-hd_music

Should have seen the warning signs from the start. Two way too hot girls starting ads on BP around the same time. Both the same age and though there were different phone numbers posted, each was suspiciously absent of a location. Contacted both. Got a reply from Katie only. Seemed to be going well until she mentioned that she doesn't take cash, only internet transfer. Smelling a scam, I asked her if I would transfer the funds once we met up. She replied saying that I would have to do it before we met. Making up some crappy excuse about how it was for her security. I ended the conversation there. Anyways... verdict: SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM

There are many sweetheart Myself Kathryn Bardot Luxe Mulvari Catherine St Claire Sweet Madison Evelyne Lemay Alexandra Sky Georgiana Sweet Nathalie Lefebvre and that's just off the top of my head, once I've had a coffee I'm sure I'll think of more :P Additional Comments: For agencies, Pink Kitty Escorts and GP Escorts also have locations downtown I believe

from Penelope Davis's album : Additional Comments: More sexy pictures from Cleo Catra's album :

The sp only access ladies currently can not see hidden profiles but this is causing issues with verification, because of this council has voted and we would like to grant any verified sp (sp only access) the ability to view hidden profiles (to help with the screening process) so this announcement is to let veryone know that in a few weeks (if we can get this working) the sp only ladies will be able to view private profiles (for screening and security). This way no "bad" clients can hide from sp only ladies. If anyone has questions or objects you can pm me or comment.

I love to start off with kissing...soft and gentle passionate DFK kissing...caressing...but if time allows it...a great conversation is always a great foreplay!... Then BJ is a definite must for me ...and daty pleassssse:69:.....yummm....and to top it off...feel that hard cock Inside me....mmmm....gee i think its time to get that "Magic Wand" to good use:icon_smile:!!!!

You know, its perfectly fine to not have any kind of love or attraction for bbw`s. But I am puzzled as to why you even bother to take the time to respond to a bbw thread that is asking for references for bbw service providers, only to indicate that you do not know of any and that you are also not attracted to them. Please note, I am not offended by the fact that you are not attracted to us- just get a little offended when people go out of their way to indicate something negative on something that is supposed to be positive :)

I agree with you 100% Rebecca. There was another thread that outlined the same problem and it's very irritating to say the least. There are members that do not take the time to look at our profiles, our services, if we are all inclusive or if we are even an SP or MP!! The fact is, we are spending time with you and these "only ???" solicitation requests are very disrespectful. Some of the ladies do offer a single service but a few are too lazy to look and start soliciting everyone it seems to get what they want. At the very least, it's not attractive or makes a lady feel good to ask for these things before you have even met or have taken the time to check out her services and reviews. It's very tacky, cheap and undercutting. Mod has been great handling these types.... Bad apples everywhere and I now just shut them down if they do. They'll get it sooner or later I hope!