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I got home about an hour ago and the clock on the microwave was flashing. The electricity obviously had been out earlier. I don't feel like cooking. I call the restaurant down the street and order a pizza. I go pick up my kids from daycare, go to the restaurant, pick up the pizza, come home and set them up at the kitchen counter with a few slices of 'za. I have some too. There's nothing better than eating pizza. Except for mind-blowing sex. When I can have both in one day, it's a really good day. Guess what? It is a really good day. Hey aren't I the guy who claimed to have retired from the lifestyle in September. Yes, one and the same. Did I have sex with a lay person (see what I did there?). Nope. She is an escort. Aren't I supposed to be retired? What is this 60 minutes? Who are you, Mike Wallace? What's with the interrogation? I met her at her hotel at 3. I left work early, advantages of being the boss. I brought a few bottles of some mixed vodka/Kahlua based drink. And some chocolate. I showered while she sat on the bed sipping her drink. I then joined her on the bed. We kissed. We talked. We laughed a bit (a bit too much I might add, what the hell is in these drinks?). She proceeded to giving me great oral sex and I returned the favor afterwards. I may have inadvertently tickled her as she let out a surprised gasp but my ego tells me she was just completely taken by my technique. I reposition myself so that my mouth is lightly pressed against hers. Some small kisses ensue. I lick her lip a little and then my tongue probes her mouth and finds her tongue. They get acquainted. Although they've met before. The I say something stupid and we're both laughing hysterically for a few minutes. I say, "let's get this thing back on the rails." and she tells me I am no longer allowed to speak for the rest of the session. A rule I break over and over later on. I resume kissing her and whispering sweet nothings and I ask her what she likes best. She whispers that she likes me inside her best. That gets a reaction. I continue to explore her body, neck and lips with my mouth getting very hard in the process. She gets a condom. Now here I have to help her put it on as she tries to put it on backwards. My ego tells me she is just confused because I have aroused her. Once the condom is on, I enter her in missionary position. She whispers, "you feel good." I whisper back, "Look who's talking." With most girls, cowgirl is my favorite position. With her it's missionary. I put my forehead on hers so that the bridge of my nose is along the bridge of hers. In this position, each of us needs to lunge a bit to kiss the other. She lunges first. I place my open mouth on hers and lightly keep my lips on hers. I don't kiss her. At the same time, I push myself slowly in and pull myself slowly out of her. Occasionally we kiss each other hungrily as I continue the slow pace. She comes violently. Moments later she comes again. I don't need ego to tell me this is genuine. She comes a third time and bangs her head into mine and she writhes beneath me, trying to push my head out of the way. All the time, I am breaking the no talking rule by whispering, "you're so good. I want you to come again." among other stuff that might be even too dirty to write here. She grabs a pillow, puts it over her mouth and screams again. Then she tells me to fuck her faster. Who am I to deny this vision? At this point, I enter a different state of consciousness. I can only feel her. I've forgotten my real name and MikeM does not even exist. The maid could have walked in and I wouldn't have noticed. Another scream of ecstasy awakes me from my nirvana that I have only experienced about a dozen times, three times already with this girl and never before with another escort. We come together. I'm spent. I roll over to her right side and pull her close to me so I can kiss her again. We kiss for awhile, then we get up as my hour is almost up. We drink our drinks and I get dressed. The whole time conversing like old friends, laughing, joking. I'm lightheaded from the sex. My legs are shaking. As I go to leave, I pull her to me, kiss her and say, "Is it OK that I continue to see you even though I've retired from the lifestyle?" She says, "MikeM, I'll make it so that you never retire." I say, "Cute0aza0button, I'm holding you to that." As I leave I remark to myself that from 3 to 4 (4:10 actually) I was the luckiest guy in the world. But as I leave the room, I am only the second luckiest. The luckiest guy is the guy who is on his way for, I assume, his 4:30 appointment with this angel. Does this bother me? No, these are the rules we play by. You are the best.

Very good question. The only recommendation I would give is no regulation; I wouldn't rewrite the laws at all. That might seem shocking but it's really how I feel, backed up by a shit ton to evidence that says regulating this industry puts the people who work in it at risk. This is mainly because policy makers don't ask us what we need, and if they do, they don't meaningfully integrate our feedback =( It might seem like the laws, or zoning restrictions are there to 'protect' us but they actually put people at risk. Hopefully the SCC will decriminalize all three statutes and allow sex workers (both indoor and outdoor) to work safely, whatever that means for them. A lot of people seem to be scared that decriminalizing prostitution will mean a huge increase in both indoor and street-based workers but countries that have decriminalized have not noticed any significant increase in people in the trade. After all, there's still stigma. I know it's not entirely realistic to think "Oh Nat, just tell them not to regulate it at all"... in Canada we seem to be moving towards a Nordik model whereby the 'Johns' (I hate that word) are criminalized. I would hate to have a model like that in Canada (hate!). So I would definitely say "Don't do that!". I would also argue against any kind of zoning laws, or licensing laws. I don't want my incall to be in an industrial zone 20km from the city center where I have to pay $10,000 for a license, and I don't want street based workers to be 'zoned' to particular neighborhoods or exiled to work on the Toronto Island. I think the best 'solution' is no solution. Just leave us alone. I feel naive though. I know that won't happen... =/ ... =/ It all makes me quite nervous.

I am glad I fulfilled my curiosity. I contacted Jenni and she was very friendly. I requested an outcall from her as I was kinda tired and decided to get some TLC on a whim. She was nice enough to cum to me, even though she had an incall ready to go. I gotta give credit where its due guys, this girl is a lot of fun. She made me very comfortable and was very sexy at the same time. As soon as she got inside my place, she revealed a very sexy outfit consisting of lace lingerie and heels. This girl definitely has an ass for banging. She looks so much more sexier in person than in her photos. Those pics definitely do not do her justice. Despite hearing that she offered bbfs, this was not the case, this girl plays safe as I do as well. Although she gave an amazing bbbj, Jenni is orally skilled, she definitely knows how to utilize her tongue ring. I really enjoyed watching her lips around my pole, going up and down while I played with her shaved pussy. She has a sexy body, gotta enjoy those legs. Not spinner and not chubby at all. Very well balanced. After the bbbj, I couldn't wait to stick in her. I gave it to her wet pussy from behind and decided to finish off with greek. Let me tell you, she enjoys what she does. And she loves all of her holes being used. I finished intensely in her tight asshole while she was finger her pussy. What a night. I hope you guys decided to give her a chance. She is definitely a hard working pleaser. Cheers.

Ridiculous or a good idea? What message is this sending to the youth it is targeting? Should we not be teaching the fact that we are not celebrating war but embracing the memory of those who fought for our freedom? Does this white poppy not change the intent of the original red? I, for one, am against this new trend...thoughts?

Well in this case I think you would like Madison of Nicole and Madison. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=7194&pictureid=46956

Morgan Reese

Well said and I would hope that is the way most "gentlemen" would refer other intersted clients. But as they say there is always some that spoil it for the rest I think everyones privacy is important.

...thats one of the purposes of the social no? lol at least meet a few people to see more regularly perhaps?

It happens a lot! I get the impression that when a gentleman tells another they do think they are doing the sp a favor, not a malicious deed or spreading gossip. BUT like others have said ask first, our information is only for US-the owners- to share and to share where and with whom WE choose. Because a gent is a cerb member doesn't make him more trustworthy, reliable, discreet or more likely to follow the rules. There are good and bad clients on all sites:( Nor does an online friendship allow you to truly know anyone. So as i'ts been said ONLY pass on information AFTER you have been given permission to or simply write a reco, then everyone can see that this is a lady you think highly of and think others should experience:)

I keep this whole part of my life private, but have once been contacted by a fellow cerb member asking about recommendation. Considering the fact that ymmv I simply highlight their personality or beauty. Keeping my encounter private I don't like to discuss what's happened in an encounter. As for direct contact after every encounter I delete all number, text and even gps/map search. If I write any info on paper that to is destroyed. My privacy is IMO is just as important so I do my best to ensure I leave no trace include parking meter stubs or on one occasion parking ticket lol! I look up the info through their ad, why can't others do the same?

Mikem... Or whatever you're name is... You're a gem. Honesty love spending time with you. We're always laughing and playing and...the chocolate ain't too shabby neither. Thank you for that. It's a shame you've retired. This community could use more sweethearts like you. You represent the best parts of it - good times, mutual respect and a damn good lay.

This is my thought as well. If the buddy gave my number out (my # is in my ads, it isn't a secret), then the buddy shouldn't care that he gave the # to his friend and the friend is telling me who gave him my #. When the new caller won't tell me, it just lets me know that he is either lying or being pranked. I tell them they shouldn't rely on referrals, but choose an sp who is right for them, and that means looking at the ads and making the calls based on who suits them. I tell them their 'buddy' might be pranking them, because I am obviously not a younger or less restrictive sp, nor do I have really low rates, so he might be in for a surprise to find out more about me. It is always my opinion that the 'friend' is giving a number telling the guy its a hot young chick up for anything, and he finds out that I am not. pranked. The others have seen the ad but they don't want to admit which ad site they saw, so they come up with the 'friend' excuse. Also they want you to sit there and tell them everything that was in the ad. They may be prank calling me, as well, again I think this because I am older and more massage oriented, so they can feign surprise at the age, or tell me that i sound 'hot'. yah, ok. This not wanting to let me know what ad they saw is a common one, even for the guys not saying their buddy gave them my number. I have actually told many guys that I can't see them thru the computer, meaning that knowing what ad they saw won't tell me who they are or where they are or what they look like.

That sucks man. I wrote the wild and sexy Newfie in Moncton warning a few posts back. Same girl..different ad...same end results...beware....avoid. No doubt she will change the ad again soon.

Uh... not all. :) I'd guess that's true of the majority, but there are plenty of single guys who see SPs too. These are two separate issues. I think that for all the reasons cited so far, a public audience presented with a talkative client will be heavily inclined to just dismiss the messenger rather than challenge their own preconceptions. If someone thinks that johns are by definition pathetic and degenerate, then they won't want to listen no matter how well the argument is presented. I think a first few dents in the armour of preconception will have to come from someone who's already admired -- the wealthy, the powerful, the accomplished -- who aren't just caught with prostitutes and then scurry away from the spotlight, but actually choose to talk about their motives, their experiences, and their plans to continue seeing them. Their obvious personal merits will mitigate against outright dismissal. With that small question mark planted in the public's mind, there will be an opening for others to say "I'd like to reinforce that message if I may..." without being simply ignored and condemned. Ultimately the stigma will be worn away only when people realize that clients aren't caricatures, but people they actually know -- and I'm reminded here precisely about the way gays are perceived today compared to ten years ago. It'll be the cumulative effect of many large and small acts of courage, combined with the continued emergence of a younger and less uptight generation who aren't still working on Victorian views of social and sexual mores.

OMG I was just talking to Jessica James saying how I wish there would be another social I took a look and bam there is one taking place on the 12th ... that's twice now :) :) If there is room I would love love to attend I was disappointed I could not make the last 2 :( Hope to see you soon Vanessa Kelly

At first I wanted so fast to share my stories of forbidden sojourns and sites seen. As time passes and the stories amass, keeping the secret sins secret is a satisfying means.

I'm shaking my head how some guys can and do apparently operate so freely with a lady's personal information. To pass along contact information, like addresses, phone numbers, and private details about an encounter with said lady, to a third person that you either don't know at all, or have only very sketchy information on, is reckless and at best inconsiderate. They may think, "Hey, she's getting a potential new client, so I'm doing her a favour, what reason's she got to bitch about that?" Think again! There are many potential pitfalls and a good chance that the uninitiated (or not new, but sketchy) client will waste the lady's time as indicated on many threads dealing with etiquette. He will have more information on the lady than he should before even passing her screening requirements. That's just one way that this is simply bad practice and although it can work out, it can also be very risky. Passing around such delicate, private information without consent is careless and unthinking. Would any client ever put up with that from a provider? The professional ladies guard our information with the utmost care and responsibility, only to insure that they themselves are safe, and then discard it when it is no longer needed.

I'm not a fan of having my info shared without my knowledge.. I have had good referrals that way, but have had some issues as well. I don't post my number but have still received phone calls from gents who claim to get it from an unnamed friend. Its unnerving for me since I only allow a handful of people to have this info, and I assumed a level of trust with them to do so. I've also been emailed by people referred to me by a no show who had gotten my address, yet told their buddies all about my address, our date we had and things we did that I actually don't even offer (and we had never met) :/ for these reasons, I always ask who referred them to me, and if they aren't comfortable sharing, I am not comfortable meeting them. Its one thing to get a reply from an ad or to be found on a site, but when people randomly pop up and act weird about where they located my info, it just doesnt sit well with me anymore.. seems kinda risky :(

Q: What's blue and stands on the corner? A: A frostitute. Lame or cute, FWIW, it's here.

Alexis, I HATE HATE HATE that when it happens. It kinda makes me nervous and all weirded out. Look, I can't even spell just thinking of it. I once advertised with no phone number - the only way to reach me was via pm or email. I got a call from someone who knew nothing about me - my age, description, anything. I asked him how he got my number, and he said "my buddy gave it to me", and when asked his "buddy's name", he refused to give it to me. Of course, he was also calling from a blocked number, so it made it more scary - yes, I was scared by this. Turns out he wanted an 18 year old, and I am mature - so it wouldn't have worked out, but for days I was leary and pissed. Anyone who called that I didn't know, even civilian calls were treated with mistrust. I was looking over my shoulder anywhere I went. I've even heard of guys showing up at a providers location - no call, no appointment, no contact - to say "ya, how much is it to fuck you?" So, please do not provide any information about someone you have seen. Her number, her location, what kind of car she drives. Her safety is at stake here for crips sake. So, for those that do this "because they are shy or whatever", it is not the way to do it. I would much rather someone contact me via the means I have established then sneeking around like this. Please don't. Of course, the ones that do this, wouldn't be on this board, and will never read my plea. For those however that follow our guidelines, I thank you. Stay safe everyone! xoxo

I usually hang up " a friend gave this number" but twice I can remember asking a client saying after then during the seesion "where did you get my ad ? " Them telling was from a friend , I don't believe them he honestly it was friend . Weird but they were telling the truth , because he call from my place .

I would not like my number to be passed on that way. I must say though, I too have received the ol : a friend passed me your number line...however I just tend to think those guys are little bit full of it and use that line because they simply cannot be bothered to read the ad itself;) And yes that can be frustrating ;)

To me the red poppy symbolizes remembrance of men and women who fought in search of peace or because they had no choice. I've always supported the idea of prevention over the idea of treatment so I like the idea of emphasizing peace, looking forward, and trying to avoid having to remember any new people.

They should be ashamed of themselves doing it during the Remembrance Day time period imo. It's a lack of respect as you're not celebrating war but remembering those that fought for your freedom to do do such a thing.

I voted that I will do this for as long as I enjoy it. I really do have a lot of fun, meet some cool people, see some wonderful sights. But it's more than that for me too. I am not a good girlfriend, significant other, whatever. I have a serious issue with compromise, sharing, etc and that's why I live alone. But we all need companionship, we all need to feel needed, and we all need to feel worthwhile. That's why I enjoy it so much. It supplies me with all the companionship I need, I am completely fulfilled knowing I've made someone's day, week, or month a little happier, and I satisfy my need to be needed. You guys are much more than clients to me. You...each and every one of you I've had the pleasure to meet.... are my significant others, even just for a few hours. Love you all xo

She does do a good legit massage Also decent extras endings Some things to keep in mind - there is quite often her young son upstairs - she speaks perfect English although she pretends not to so that she doesn't have to converse - she led me to believe that she has a spycam and records sessions

cumon, just do it yourself. baby powder and a disposable razor, double or triple blade. go easy and don't try to get it all the first time.

I have no issue being blunt here, nothing like a lady face fucking you while she hanging on the headboard and simply grinding her beautiful pussy and her love juices all over your face. So YES I love it and love pleasuring a lady doing so. After she shudders and squeezes your head so tight, you can't hear fuck all from your ears except you can hear the inside of body sounds of moaning you know you will eventually come up for air.

Mmmm I love the sounds of that.... Nothing better than sitting on a Fine Gentlemens face and letting him please me over and over again I also love 69, it turns me on more when Im pleasuring my man as he is pleasuring me

What can I say other than yum:) This is an activity that I love and will happily engage in with the right man;)Nothing I'd rather do, other than pleasure the man, than ride a mans face into ecstasy:)

There are many sweetheart Myself Kathryn Bardot Luxe Mulvari Catherine St Claire Sweet Madison Evelyne Lemay Alexandra Sky Georgiana Sweet Nathalie Lefebvre and that's just off the top of my head, once I've had a coffee I'm sure I'll think of more :P Additional Comments: For agencies, Pink Kitty Escorts and GP Escorts also have locations downtown I believe

These girls run the best agency in Ottawa in my opinion.

Great Agency in the west end used them the other night to see Zoe!!! Very friendly and on time

Finally met Zoe. OMG! Whole package. She is extremely beautiful and as tall as me or maybe even a shade taller (I'm 6'). IMO her height only ads to her beauty - stunning! Absolutely a repeat. Fun friendly and very real. I will try and expand more in a proper reco later. Kingston is definitely stepping up its game.

Noticed Leah had slipped on to the PK radar recently and her pics with the white top really caught my eye - spinners with big natural boobs have that effect! As usual for me, I wont get into details of our encounter as I dont have the time, patience, or typing skills to do so - and I believe it`s always a YMMV thing. Also I didn`t check off all the things we may or may not have done, again YMMV; but luck is generally on my side when it comes to that! Anyways, Leah is new at this & I don`t think it`s appropriate to record all the juicy details. What I will say is that although I only had a short time to spend with her last week, if I wasn`t travelling for the next month I would be emptying my wallet, and loins! into this fine cutie until one or both ran dry! She is cute & smart & spunky, and her tight little frame is unreal! What a bod, better than the pics. Spinner with big, firm REAL boobs, tiny waist & bum, gorgeous skin! Very easy to chat & get along with. This girl has big plans, they involve school. School`s expensive, so get over there and contribute! You`ll be glad you did! Don`t think she`s the type to blow it on purses & shoes, she`s going places. I hope to hell she`s around when I return in Jan. cause I`d love to finance a semester or 2!