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In Flanders fields the poppies blow Between the crosses, row on row, That mark our place; and in the sky The larks, still bravely singing, fly Scarce heard amid the guns below. We are the Dead. Short days ago We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow, Loved and were loved, and now we lie In Flanders fields. Take up our quarrel with the foe: To you from failing hands we throw The torch; be yours to hold it high. If ye break faith with us who die We shall not sleep, though poppies grow In Flanders fields. TODAY...JUST REMEMBER!!!

I thought that i would post this as today was remembrance day. there has been so much in this day and age that i think the meaning sometimes gets lost, to me color of a poppy, thoughts on war, and everything else should not matter, so long as our thoughts are with the families of those who have lost loved ones. so to every one who has lost someone in war, to the people still fighting, and to everyone else no matter who a loved one was lost, you know that our thoughts are with you. Have a great Remembrance Day all. TC

I got an answer for you, why don't you take and treat a lady there, treat her to a hot springs bath,massage and lunch, then when you get back to your place or hers you can get lucky ;) Le Nordik spa, it genuinely a first class place for people to relax at a spa, you will never get any kind of play time there with ladies. It is a first class spa, and I enjoy going there myself especially in the winter time. I treat the place as that..... a spa.... or any other legit spa in Ottawa/Gatineau areas. It does make a wonderful afternoon for a lady and yourself if you are willing to pick up her time and the tab.

Some of you may have already read in the news about 2 women who were sexually assaulted by taxi drivers. In both cases the ladies flagged down a cab which makes difficult to find the attacker. So my suggestion to all of you to take taxis, especially ladies but gentlemen are not excluded of robbery or something similar, is always always call the company to request a car even if you are in an area where taxis are available as when calling for one the driver knows the dispatcher and the company have record of who your driver is. Also, if for some reason you take it and not call then discretely write down the driver's name or at least the cab's number, I did this recently after dealing with a very rude driver and with the number and time where I took it they were able to identify the guy and report him. Here's the link of the article: http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/2-ottawa-taxi-drivers-accused-of-sexual-assault-in-cabs-1.2421889

Contrary to popular belief, I am not dead nor am I bound for heaven. I think hell is a bit extreme... I'm actually looking for some kind of alternate afterlife... like Valhalla. Valhalla is the viking paradise where you get served by lusty buxom maidens in metal bras and horny hats. I believe the size of the horns indicates the level of readiness. If there is an afterlife... Valhalla is whether this dog is headed.

After being on Cerb for over 3 years now. I've met many women from Cerb, of all sizes and races and ages. I've become on-line friends with many of them thou chat and PM's. I've also read most of the threads here and have come to the conclusion that the women that are the most successful and that I have had the best sessions with are women who truly love their work. I've learnt that some of these women started being an SP or MA due to personal circumstances. But have learnt that they actually enjoy doing this type of work and planned on doing it for as long as they can. These women enjoy giving and receiving pleasure and companionship. And as long as you are a gentleman and have good hygiene they welcome with you with open arms. And for the allocated time, they focus their attention on giving you companionship and pleasure. And if the chemistry is there and connection made. a friendship may be form where repeat encounters may occur with each one getting better and better as the comfort level and trust level form between two consenting adults. I have been lucky and have many encounters with kind loving women that I have continued contact with. Like any other job. If you truly love your work, and are good at it, success will come to you. This is a job where you can offer companionship and pleasure to men that are lonely or just lack the physical intimacy that humans need due to unfortunate circumstances. I am truly grateful to have met so many women that love their work and hope to meet many more. It really has changed my life. xoxoxox to all of you.

http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=533004 Miquelon posted the best picture in the funny pictures thread. It was concerning an argument between the Catholic church and Presbyterian churches. So do they? I have relatives who are fanatical religious people and they are always telling me that animals don't have souls. My retort is then perhaps that's why I like them better, lol and if that is what's required for entry into heaven well I've concluded I don't want to go. I don't want to be somewhere that has no other beings other than human. Nope if there are no dogs it's not a place for me. So I guess I can go on sinning without remorse, lol!!!

To quote Will Rogers: "If there are no dogs in heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went." I couldn't have said it any better.

Monday Lilly 12-9 aka "Lillickens" Pandora 12-4 aka "Pandora" Riley 12-5:30 aka "Riley Parks" Selma 12-4:30 NEW aka "Selma" Sasha 12-9 aka "Sasha-Paradise" Mandy 2:30-9 aka "Candy Mandy" Nina 4-9 aka "Nina Dream" Jamie 3:30-9 aka "Jamie-xo" Tuesday Summer 9-4 aka "SUMMERLOVE" Tianna 9-4:30 aka "Luscious.Tianna" Victoria 9-5:30 NEW aka "victoriascrt" Riley 9-4 aka Riley Parks" Selma 3:30-9 NEW aka "Selma: Mandy 3:30-9 aka "Candy Mandy" Nina 4-9 aka "Nina Dream" Cherry 5-9 aka "Cherry Blossom" Jamie 3:30-9 aka "Jamie-xo" Wednesday Tianna 9-4 aka "Luscious.Tianna" Elle 9-1:30 NEW Selma 9-11 NEW aka "Selma" Salina 9-4 aka "Salinaflower" Nina 9-2:30 aka "Nina Dream" Riley 3:30-11 aka "Riley Parks" Mandy 3:30-9 aka "Candy Mandy" Sasha 3:30-11 aka "Sasha-Paradise" Victoria 1-11 NEW aka "victoriascrt" Thursday Cherry 11-4 aka "Cherry Blossom" Victoria 9-4 NEW aka "victoriascrt" Tianna 9-4 aka "Luscious.Tianna" Salina 9-4 aka "Salinaflower" Sasha 9-11 aka "Sasha-Paradise" Riley 3:30-11 aka "Riley Parks" Lilly 3:30-11 aka "Lillickens" Selma 3:30-11 NEW aka "Selma" Mandy 3:30-9 aka "Candy Mandy" Friday Amanda 9-4 Back for a visit :) Jennie 9:30-3 aka "ASTONISING JENNIE" Pandora 9-4:30 aka "Pandora" Salina 9-4 aka "Salinaflower" Tianna 9-4 aka "Luscious.Tianna" Jamie 3:30-11 aka "Jamie-xo" Mandy 3:30-9 aka "Candy Mandy" Cherry 5-11 aka "Cherry Blossom" Selma 5:30-11 NEW aka "Selma" Nina 4-11 aka "Nina Dream" Saturday Chantal 9-4 aka "Chantal Summers" Sasha 9-9 aka "Sasha-Paradise" Victoria 9-4 NEW aka "Victoriascrt" Nina 9-9 aka "Nina Dream" Mandy 3:30-9 aka "Candy Mandy" Jamie 3:30-9 aka "Jamie-xo" Lilly 3:30-9 aka "Lillickens" Sunday Lilly 10-4 aka "Lillickens" Sasha 10-9 aka "Sasha-Paradise" Nina 10-7 aka "Nina Dream" Salina 10-9 aka "Salinaflower" Victoria 10-9 NEW aka "victoriascrt" Jamie 3:30-9 aka "Jamie-xo"

Erectile dysfunction is one of the first signs of heart disease. If blood isn't flowing into Mr. Happy, it probably isn't flowing properly elsewhere in the body. The answer isn't Viagra, but a comprehensive change in diet and lifestyle. Watermelon apparently helps. It contains citrulline, which gets converted in the body into arginine. If possible, avoid taking yet another nutritional supplement or, worse, synthetic chemical. More on this: http://nutritionfacts.org/2012/05/31/watermelon-for-erectile-dysfunction/

I've been contemplating whether or not I should add my 2 cents on the topic. I had pretty much decided to stay silent because I was afraid I'd be judged but then I realized that I really don't give a flying.... Let me elaborate. I've spent the past year and a half really getting to know myself. It was a laborious and surprising journey but at the end of it I found out that I like me. I have many wonderful qualities. I'm a good person. I respect myself as well as my body. I accept others as they are and don't judge them if they have beliefs or exercise practices that I personally don't feel comfortable adopting for myself. I've read mostly negative remarks about SPs who offer 15min sessions and the men who love them. If that's how they feel, fine. Nothing they say or feel will change the price of tea in my world nor will I lose sleep over it. At the end of the day my clients are happy and I have no problem looking myself in the mirror. As you may have guessed, I do offer 15 minute sessions. Granted, I don't offer them all the time because it's a pain in the rear to take the time to get freshened up and primped when the client probably won't really have time to notice that I look good. I only offer this option Mon-Fri from 10am - 2pm. The clients who request this option are looking for some sexual attention under the radar so they come see me during their lunch break. The time it takes to drive to me and back to work afterwards uses up a good percentage and stopping quickly to actually pick up something to eat takes up even more. How much time is left for hanky panky? About 15 minutes I'd guess. In my experience, it's rarely about money as was suggested earlier in the thread. In my opinion, these comments were completely uncalled for. I take great pride in what I do and I do it well. I can and have given quite amazing quickie sessions. I have a considerable amount of respect for myself as well as for my body and I would never be found on a corner. As for getting what you pay for, I've had clients tell me that I gave them a much more satisfying experience than they've had elsewhere and I did it in half the time or less. Granted the quickies are nothing compared to a full session but they do have their place in our community. One last thing... I'm curious. This reads as if to say unless you've been "trained" by agency (and I'm not familiar with this training. My old agency didn't offer any classes) you aren't an escort. If this is indeed what you were trying to convey then what are these un-trained ladies to call themselves? I have so much more to say on the subject and about the comments that have been posted. However, in the interest of peace I'll digress but before I do I'd just like to ask everyone to please remember that we're all human beings with our own unique thoughts, ideas and preferences. Suggesting or making insinuations about another's character based on how much time they decide to spend with a SP or on a SP for offering options/services that you don't feel comfortable offering (or for any reason) is just plain not right. Afterall..... We cum dumpsters have feelings too! :icon_mrgreen:

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Ladies and gents, its now official !! The Ottawa Christmas Social will be held Thursday, December 12th, so mark your calendar!! We are opening the Christmas festivities for 70 members in good standing (35 gents and 35 ladies). Loneskater and I have taken all the comments the attendees have made during the last social to keep improving these events! We are also be holding the festivities at a new venue. Gents, tickets are available at a cost of $35 (payable in person or e-mail money transfer), which will cover snacks, a drink for the ladies and door prizes. You will be kept updated via this thread as things progress. As it's an event organized by and for the CERB community, please contact myself or Loneskater directly should you have questions. Cheers!! MisterT

I'm 'out' about being an escort in my personal life. When I meet new people, I test the waters before I tell them but I don't hesitate overly long. The issue I often face when meeting new people is something along the following. They say, "it's alright that you're an escort, but... your clients... aren't they kind of gross? Isn't it nasty to have to do things you don't want to do with people you aren't attracted to, or who are dirty?" I'm always really amazed that people say those sorts of things. I adore my clients, and I'm lucky to have had very positive experiences. They ask me lots of mean questions (i.e. about hygiene, weight, appearance, STIs, etc) as if this were a reason to stigmatize, or dislike, not my job as an escort, but rather the clients that seek my services... Ewwww seems to be their reaction. So I've done a few things to 'humanize' clients in the minds of the people I meet. I usually say, "Do you like your dad, brother, uncle, cousin?" "Well, of course", they say. "He's probably my most typical client", I respond. They are shocked. I say other things too, of course, but that's usually where I start... My question is for the clients on the board, if you could say anything to the people I talk to, what would you want to say about yourself? While I'm really good at defending my clients in these situations, I'm curious to see what other people would say if they could be open about their involvement on CERB.

If you promise to someone you won't do something then do it anyway, that's pretty much the textbook definition of cheating. Especialy true when it's with a religious marriage where you take a public oath to being faithfull. Doing an activity without your spouse is not the same thing as doing an activity you know she doesn't want you to do and lying about it. Monogamy and polygamy are both natural. And both are good (as long as both sex are free to be polygamous). If we check at the animals closer to humans, Gibbons are monogamous, while bonobos are polygamous. The stigma isn't so much about not being monogamous. It's about the lying that some do by pretending to be monogamous, but seeing others in secret. The younger générations are willing to explore with and without their partners.... but usually it must be aggreed by both parties before it happen.

I have to agree with Pete here... Le Nordik is a place for relaxation.. not really the proper environment for hanky panky... sometimes as much as there is fantasies that sound delish... n provocative they should be kept that way... and not to sound like a party pooper.. but everything has a time and a place... And certain things should nor be mixed...

I met Lyka in October during her first trip to Moncton. WOW !! What an amazing experience:!: The girl that met me at the door was the girl from the photos although they really don't do her justice. She's even better looking in person. Our time together was also exactly as she had described and I enjoyed every second of it. There was no rushing or clock watching and she made me feel comfortable immediately. She is friendly, funny, sexy and HOT :!: I just wish I had met her on her first day in town, rather than the last, so I could have seen her again. I'm not making that mistake this week when she's in Fredericton :grin:

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My father survived WWII ... but nevertheless this is an incredibly important day to pause and remember.

Saw her once. I will be very nice and just say that I would not recommend.

Remembering and Thanking all those who past, those who still serve. My Grandfather and Grandmother, he an Air Force solider, she built airplanes!

Wow - a great future for the Palmetto Bug ! (as Cockroaches are called in Florida)

Midnight-massage is a beautiful full figured lady. I wouldn't consider her fat-but full figured and I'm not sure what a fat fetish is but she certainly has great reco's and is someone worth meeting. Best of luck.

Originally Posted by Stevemcqueen Even with so called permission I can still feel guilt. Is that too grey for you to grasp? From the original poster ..... "What motivates us to walk away ?" Ummm, ya, that is what this thread is about and guilt can be a motivator. Don't ya think ? I do I do. and from you Writeon ... To say guilt or finances could cause someone to stop seeing escorts implies that it is a bad thing to see an escort. ?? Nope ... it is a simple life situation that does and has happened that guilt or finances could be a "reason" to stop seeing an escort. If your not feeling it or can't afford it ? .... then don't do it. Nothing bad about it and no slight meant to the ladies.

I don't really believe in heaven/hell in a classic sense, but in a more metaphorical sense, my idea of heaven would be a place where dogs were treated as members of the family and could go anywhere a person can without consequence because I truly like my dog more than most people!

I had a dog that lived for 21 years. He was my partner, my best friend, my companion. He was like a son to me and never let me down. If there is a heaven, I know my trusting, loyal friend has gone there. May he be waiting for me when I arrive. The reunion would be amazing. :-)

From Luscious Tianna's newest album:

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Off course all dogs go to heaven! Didn't you watch the movie .. hehe

I think your list is perfectly reasonable and sadly, needed. I have experienced these things with clients and like you am very willing to work with anyone who gives me their word, an apology and shows that they are willing to be reliable, respectful and to follow my booking protocol and rules. After all we-sp's- are willing to give you our time, share with you our bodies, minds and talents. Asking for reliability, respect and compliance isn't to much-is it?

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I believe they have souls...my friend's dog passed away last week and here's a video of her other dog saying goodbye.. If you don't believe they have souls after this i don't know what to tell you.

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I have a friend who dislikes chocolate. Yet I don't know how many times I offer him some, thinking I'm being nice. Because I like chocolate so much and everyone else I know likes chocolate so much, I can't get my head around the fact that he doesn't. I've another friend who keeps trying to get me to watch various movies, promising each one is great and I'll surely love it. Yet each time I give in I invariably find them boring. What I'm saying is I think when people have an idea of what makes them happy it can be very difficult for them to understand that the same things aren't what will make you happy. This becomes especially true when the thing in question is something that most of society considers desirable. Being in a relationship is certainly one of those things that many people deeply want and consider key to their own happiness. So much of life is built around the idea that finding a partner is a key goal for life (consider how many movies and books have that as their plot!). Because of this--with the best of intentions--people will assume that everyone must share the same need to be in a relationship, and they'll either disbelieve or forget anything you say to the contrary. It happens because they care for you they want you to be happy, but unfortunately they confuse what makes them happy with what will make you happy.

That's a interesting point and has me wondering if only singles hobbied and provided would the profession be more accepted? A rather conservative, very well educated woman I know made the point that the problem she has with service providers is that they provide for married men. That is her issue with the profession, as she stated, she could care less what others sell or do with their bodies. What bothers her is those who mingle with attached people. A bit silly perhaps, but something to ponder. As I do feel that in even the most conservative society's most don't care what we do sexually( between adults that is) it's who we do it with that is concerning to them .

Curious if anyone has had a visit with this young girl? Pm would be appreciated. Additional Comments: She is listed in Fredericton on that other site . Additional Comments: I answered my own question. Took a chance and lost. She was three hours late and all messed up when she got here. First time I have turned someone away. But she was quite sketchy.

...thats one of the purposes of the social no? lol at least meet a few people to see more regularly perhaps?

From Chantal Summers new album. mmmm

I would look to other countries like Holland and seek their guidance. I would not leave it up to Canadian politicians, that's for certain. We definitely need regulation, otherwise we are looking at the wild west all over again...

Retirement for me is when a guy that never smiles injects me with some crazy shit, puts makeup on my face so I will look 25 years younger, puts me in a pine box, lets people look at me in a church, then closes the lid forever, wheels me out, throws me in a hole and chucks some pretty flowers in and then shovels dirt on me. ;)

Grace was spectacular. Best sp I've seen in T.O. thus far. From almost the moment I arrived, we got right to it. She talked to me and undressed me. I like it when they do it for you instead of just telling you to do it. Great Dfk and does it a lot. Very accommodating and I like that she tells you what she likes to. Turned me onto something new. She does bls just right. Very enthusiastic, great energy, and not shy about giving direction. Very sexy in what she says to you to. Great body, young, great skin. Not a clockwatcher either. And she's fun to be with. One of the best sp's I've seen in awhile. I asked if others from GOE are like her, but of course she wouldn't tell me. You will not be disappointed.

Yes, I face this almost daily too:( My statement is this.... I have never been treated with the amount respect and caring in my "real" life as I experience with my clients! My clients genuinely care for me, respect me and want to see me happy and safe. They open the door for me, they support me, make me laugh and blush. They wish me happy birthday, Merry Christmas and Happy Thanksgiving! I have dated, and those men don't even bother with any of that! As for the "gross" client, you have one chance to meet me. If you do not meet my standards, then you either show up next time meeting my standards, or you will get bare min service and not return. But truthfully, this hardly ever happens. I mean gross, as in not cleaned, showered, etc....I do not expect everyone to be a hunk, haahha...this is about a service designed to make men feel good about themselves, feeling cared for, looked after. So as long as they leave happy and confident, then so am I! I take pride in what I do, and put every effort into providing a service that accomplishes all that. There has been one or a few, that I had to have "a talk with" about hygiene. They seemed to have listened to me, as they do arrive ready for a date. But if you are ever rude or mean, then you are leaving ASAP. People just see us a s victims, or whatever....But after you chat with us, you see we are much more in control and have more respect then you would think. I AM NOT A VICTIM! I AM SELF EMPLOYED, PROVIDING A MUCH NEEDED SERVICE. AND THIS MAKES ME HAPPY. TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT! Best wishes, xoxoxo, Sophia OOOPSY, JUST NOTICED. This is a question for the clients hahhaha

I want to go here.

I think this is the first post about the hygiene going both ways, and you are risking the wrath of the minions, but kudos to you for writing it. I too have had this happen, only I didn't find out until I went for the Y to dine, and there it was, the smell of sex!!! I got out of that position and just did the rest of the appt at arms length. It only happened the one time, but from then on I made sure to book enough time so we could shower together beforehand :)