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Although I enjoy a lot of things sexually there is only one that brings out the true slut in me. When I see all that cock surrounding me it's like someone flipped a switch. I can't get enough. Sucking, fucking, groping.. I just can't get enough! I love being the center of attention as I lose track 0of who is who and it all becomes a blur of tongues and hands and nice hard dicks. Bliss Can I get 5 guys who agree with me? You've seen how sexy it is in your favorite porn - let me tell you it is 1000x better in real life Thursday November 21st 330pm or 7pm (I'm trying to figure out what works) PM or text if you have questions :) 613 415 5533

Have you ever come onto the general discussion forum and continually read posts that you find so well done, articulate, concise and very politely put? I have and have messaged to thank the op. But in this case and of course this is just my opinion, but this person- MIGHTY PEN-(A well suited name) :) does just that EVERY time he posts. Never is there a note of bias, favoritism towards another member, insincerity, meanness, but rather, a sense of understanding, a willingness of acceptance and a very kind way of accepting and explaining another's point of view. So the point of this post-well- I think people like him need to be thanked, openly and often so.... Mighty Pen, you make this forum more pleasurable, more interesting and so much more inviting for me and for that I thank you:):)

One thing I love about this community is the sharing that's here for both sensual/sexual things and real life thoughts and experiences. We all talk about what we have for supper but no one ever posts the recipes so I thought, why not post those great recipes that you love that others might love and see what extra delicious pleasure we can add to life. I'll start with something new I recently found but yummy! Baked Gnocchi with Bacon, Tomato and Mozzarella Ingredients 500g store-bought gnocchi 250g bacon, chopped 2 garlic cloves, crushed 1 teaspoon smoked paprika 1 400g tin chopped tomatoes 1 tablespoon tomato paste handful cherry tomatoes, halved 1 teaspoon sugar 2-3 tablespoons cream/yoghurt large handful fresh parsley, chopped salt & pepper to taste 100g mozzarella, sliced Instructions Pre-heat the oven to 200°c. Bring a large pot of salted water to the boil. In the meantime, make the sauce. In a large, hot frying pan, fry the bacon until starting to crisp with most of the fat rendered. Pour off most of the fat then add the garlic and smoked paprika and fry for 30 seconds. Add all of the tomatoes and the sugar and allow to simmer for 5 minutes. Remove the pan from the heat and stir in the cream/yoghurt, parsley and seasoning. Cook the gnocchi in the salted water until it starts floating to the top. Remove with a slotted spoon and add to the sauce. Transfer the gnocchi and sauce to an oven-proof dish and top with the sliced mozzarella. Place in the oven and bake for 10 minutes until the mozzarella is melted and golden. Remove from the oven and allow to rest for 5 minutes before serving.

Some people have asked why the new classified system as opposed to the way it is now so here in point form are the reasons. The ladies can EDIT the ads The ladies do not have to make a new ad every day The ladies can BUMP the ads every 12 hours instead of taking time to have to make a new ad every 12 hours (Not everyone knows how to cut and paste) The old way adds post counts every time a ad is placed so we have some members with 1000 ad posts and no contributions and now have privileges of those with actual discussion contributions. (Not that the ads are not contributions - they most certainly are but it does not show an accurate representation of the actual contributions) As the site grows the more posts we have the larger the database gets (and with every post the site gets just a little larger and requires more resources... with this new system we will not have 40000 posts that are just ads). When a lady retires we can simply close down the ad (She does not need to worry about the 1000 ad posts still being shown with photos and info (This is actually a big concern with many advertisers) The Classified system lets the ladies easily ROTATE photos (The cerb albums do not have this ability) The checklists of services will help guys SEARCH for ladies who potentially offer what they are looking for Such things as "Are rates negotiable" and "Minimum appointment time" will cut down on requests from the guys to the ladies. The list goes on and one really.... the pros far outweigh the cons. Actually I don't see any real cons as this is a FREE place for indies to advertise and a REALLY CHEAP place for agencies and spa's to advertise. The BUMPING feature and all the other goodies we have or are working into the system will just make it superior to other advertising venues as well. When we opened cerb EC was the venue for classified ads and CERB was not really to have classified profile ads but over time we all realized that with cerb able to WEED OUT the bad advertisers so efficiently with the discussions and reporting features we have this is by far the more logical way to run classifieds as well so we are really just beta testing the whole idea and see how it goes. Like anything and everything... it will evolve. So far my "TO DO" list to fix the bugs and the improvements are... Fix BBCODE in SIGNATURES on COMMENTS on ads Hide Services that are not checked (Giant checklist showing is ugly) Checklist needs to say "Role Play" not "Roll Play" (Type-o) Add YMMV to checklist (Cause hygiene and other factors are always a roll - it's sad that we have to add this but we do cause if you show up stinky your not getting the same service as the guy in the old spice commercial would get!)

Given our population differences, I actually think Halifax is lucky to be as blessed with as many wonderful ladies as it is. Ottawa has over twice our population so you'd expect their to be more ladies there. And while I'm sure population is the main factor, I find this chart interesting too, which states Ottawa (at least in 2010) had the highest medium household income for a Canadian city. You'd have to think that being a city with a bit more disposable income helps! The Maritimes are also a more expensive place to travel to compared to a lot of cities. If you're in Ontario or Western Canada there are many places a lady could visit for less money than the cost of a flight out east. Geography just isn't on our side there. If there is someone you'd be interested in seeing travel our way, I think sharing your interest and wish with them is the best you can do. As Meaghan says though, offering a deposit is probably a good step, as it would be a great way to show your seriousness, as you can bet ladies typically receive many more invites and expressions of interest than they do actual bookings!

Well said, Cristy! There's been many times I'll be reading a thread and am thinking of a response only to see that Mightypen has already voiced it, and more articulately than I would have. I'm sure a few times I've been nodding at the computer screen as I read his posts, and as others have stated they are unfailingly friendly, even in debate. Plus, the man uses the Jayne hat screenshot as his avatar, so you know he's cool: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tne50bE-ips

Oh! Yikes! Hey! Look at this! Oh! Wow. Geez. *blush* Thank you so much Cristy, and everyone who has posted here. I just saw this thread now and you've rendered me sort of speechless. :) I think my internal monologue went pretty much like that first sentence up there. You guys have no idea how much I value this place as an outlet for my own thoughts, and a treasure trove of other people's insights and ideas. I mentioned to another member recently that the main reasons I'm moved to write my own thoughts in such detail here is because I respect the honest contributions of everyone else here. These are the kinds of conversations, on the kind of subjects, that you just don't get to have very often... especially with more than one or two people at a time. Also, if you'd like a hand knocking MightyPen down a peg or two after all these kind words, I'll let you know a secret: the reason I missed this thread all evening, at least 'til now, is that I've been sitting here at my computer playing "XCOM: Enemy Within" for, like five hours straight. :) My dogs are MOST displeased they got only their walk and no playtime! But really, thanks for the compliments, and most especially thank you for making the community so worth contributing to.

Agree. I totally wanna do him. :motion:

Well its been a while since i posted a great review of an SP in this city. and it's been a while since i felt this great after a session in this city, lol. So if you have the time, and stamina, i'd would 110% recommend Lyla from BP. YMMV- her incall was very clean, and she is super sweet, i didn't expect to get a GFE experience, but it surely was welcomed. If you're fit, and can drive without stalling before your time expires then she won't penalize you. So no rush i guess. She looks way gorgeous face to face than in her pics. her other gf that was there offered a 3way, and if i knew that in advance i know I would've went for it. The menu with her is probably discreet and i shouldn't post it on this thread. I can say she loves to get pounded..Hard! Just think of Thor's hammer when it hits an opponent! OR you can be Thor of the hour! and she can be Jane Foster, or Wonder woman! lol. and please be clean, play safe, be sweet. She is classy and takes care of her clients veery well. ENJOY! ;) PS69

HELLOO GENTS TODAY I AM WORKING 3:30 - 11 PM FIRST VISIT? PLEASE READ: I AM A M/A WITH AN INCREDIBLE DRIVE.. I HAVE A SOFT APPROCH AND MY TECHNIQUES ARE MAGICAL ! A NATURALIST AT HEART<3 I LOVE TO ENTERTAIN A TRUE CANADIAN BEAUTY. AWSOME DIPPED IN AWSOME, COVERED IN SEXY, GIRLIE SPRINKLES, YEP. THAT ABOUT SUMS IT UP. ME IN THE BUFF = YOU LEAVING HAPPY.. I AM PETITE (5FT' - 30DD - 100ish lbs) BUT MY PRESENSE AND PERSONALITY ARE LARGER THAN LIFE. IN MY WORLD YOU ARE ALL VIP'S..LUCKY YOU! FAQ: (*WORK IN PROGRESS) Q:WHAT EXTRAS DO YOU PROVIDE? A:I AM HERE ONLY TO GIVE YOU A HAND HOWEVER, I CAN OFFER YOU A NURU GEL MASSAGE AS AN ADDED BONUS! *MORE TO COME.. 613-274-7073 TO BOOK OR PRIVATE MESSAGE ME ENTERTAINMENT IN A RELAXED ENVIRONMENT MY SCHEDULE WEDNESDAY'S 3:30-11 THURSDAY'S 3:30-11 FRIDAY'S 10-11 SUNDAY'S 10 -9

I used to work with her at TOC under the name Porcha. Sweet girl, service wise I heard a tad rushed but given the TOC environment we always had to make sure we never went over our time. All I can say is shes a sweet girl, a fire cracker at times but can't confirm services or quality of services. Pics are 100% real, that is her. She has changed her name a few times and not sure why, but she has gone by Rylee since August-ish so seems to be the name she is sticking with. Sorry if that doesnt help much..

An amazing Brain Fart on my part! :)

N is for Naughty Nastiest Night O is for Open for anything P is for Poke and Push Q is for Quietly Quivering after a Quicky (Now its R) hehe

Thanks for this thread Cristy, and thank you Mighty Pen for your contributions. Enjoy reading your well written posts, your one of the reasons CERB is the positive community it is RG

I too agree with Cristy, and I haven't been influenced by the fact that a pen could be considered a phallic symbol :)

I agree - very well enjoyed! Thank you!

I whole heartedly concur with this! I for one am all about a "mighty pen" and believe that words and thoughts can move mountains. Keep up the great posts!

http://newbrunswick..........com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-and-wild-worlds-best-kept-secret-sweet-special-best-experience-30/1572765 We made an appointment by txt, she came to the hotel, she "went to get condom" and ... GONE. ...this was pure theft. Watch OUT!!! Additional Comments: ... now that I've had a nice sleep to cool off ... Phone number ends in 2625 in case the link to the BP ad doesn't work. She seemed nice enough at first, definitely from Newfoundland as advertised, not sure that the pics are real. That said, this was a planned robbery. She stood and chatted for a bit but didn't take her coat off. Made a big show of forgetting her purse in the car (this was 5+ minutes in) then went to car and I watched her drive away. So, watch out guys!

Please understand that the intention of this thread is not to bash anyone, but more intended to create a discusson. I find that here in Halifax, we are lacking variety in ladies compared to, Ottawa let's say. We certainly have our share of lovely ladies to choose from, (and I have), but for anyone who has been doing this for awhile, tough to find any new ladies. I have taken a foray into ladies offering their services on other websites, but for the most part it has been a letdown. Addicts, or not providing the services promised. It seems that Halifax has it's conservative nature to blame? What can be done to invite more ladies to offer their services here in the city? Certainly there are many university students around who could benefit from the business.

Ha ha! Good catch! :) And thanks. Firefly. *sigh* All the years we never got to see, and yet that awesome half-season we did.

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Let me bring a smile to your week with a relaxing yet sensual and steamy massage! I am 5'4, big blue eyes, short dark hair and curvy with tattoos that compliment my body in all the right places!! I will provide you with a sensual massage to get you started. I will follow up with a sexy body slide that will have you wanting more! Satisfying for the eyes and the body!! Then I will let the bubbles lead the trail for my fingers in the shower!! Duos couples body slides showers reverse massage foot fetishes I am here today to heighten you senses today from 3:30Pm to 11:00pm at Angel's Touch 613-274-7073, Private Message me or email [email protected] to book Look forward to seeing you http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=6518 __________________

Like Brad says, geography is not on our side - same reason we don't get many good current bands to Halifax - too far to go for too few people; I've also heard from a reputable travelling lady that Halifax is known for last minute bookings - so it's hard to make plans when you don't have a full book lined up At least we treat them well once they get around to coming here!

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I definitely find when I'm on Cerb time works oddly. I logged on for just a couple minutes but somehow an hour has passed by!

I would highly recommend Corey.

Having a spa day-facial, mani, pedi massage and hair, :) Now I'll be all fresh for some naughty weekend fun;)

Thanks everyone. I actually didn't notice that I had hit the century milestone. Luckily, it was a review and not me going on some rant about some totally useless thing. I took me some time to get here, hopefully, I will hit the 200 mark faster.

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For those who havent met me,My name is Maya,The GreekGoddess MA ,and Im here to Accommodate your wants,and needs.For those whom met me,well you know me.I also provide Gspot Stimulation for the Gents interested in this service! -I am an easy going person,down to earth,open minded girl,easy to approach.. -My Recos Range from Ottawa,Montreal,and Toronto. -My Rates i believe is quite reasonable and fair,you wont be disappointed,only happy about it.[/color] -30 Min Session all inclusive 130, 45mins 160,and 1 hr 180!! All these services include bodyslide reverse and fun fun FUN!Wink!!! My description is;Long raven black hair,beautiful alluring eyes,olive skin,5'3,nice A&T The rates are:50 30mins 60 45mins 80 hr This week Schedule:Monday to friday from 330-11pm!! Maybe Sat from 1-9pm! Looking foward to meeting you Gents!!!!! See you soon!XOXO MAYA Call Angel's Touch 613-274-7073 to book your UltimateGreek MA Click the image to open in full size. __________________ __________________ Call Angel's Touch 613-274-7073 to book your UltimateGreek MA

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Miss Jane, you have a knack for identifying the issues in a particular problem systematically and with accuracy. I admire that about you. Once again, I think you're bang on with this assessment. I also agree with most who have posted that it will remain an issue until more people are willing to have conversations about non-monogamy, open relationships, and polyamory. Of course it's easy for me to explain to people that marriages are complicated and not so black and white, that people make choices in the context of their marriages that their spouse might not agree with, that sometimes promises are broken but that these people (some of my clients) are not 'bad' people. People in this industry who are married, as Mirha-Soleil so eloquently stated, are looking for something that is usually lacking in their primary relationships. However, that's not a reflection of loving less... it's simply a recognition that one person cannot fulfill all of your needs. That's a huge part of the logic of non-monogamy. Discretion and destigmatization, indeed. I wonder how that can change. I suppose some of the academic studies coming out that showcase (anonymously) the voices of clients are a place to start? Also, a lot of the autobiographies and narratives of sex workers talk about clients too, their stories, their thoughts... RG, I definitely get your point. I do think it's quite powerful to have seemingly normal 'allies' advocate for destrigmatization. It does carry a lot of weight with my friends when I say "I adore my clients" because they trust me, love me, and know me. However, if I told someone I didn't know, love, and trust about my work and the clients I see, they would probably put me in the same box as my clients and say there's something wrong with me (not always, but I'm speaking very broadly now). I'm not 'normal' either, you know what I mean? So I don't know if it's as legitimate. That being said, I do agree with realnicehat that it's really powerful when people stand up for themselves. In a context where that's not always possible (i.e. now with most clients) we do the best we can... Maybe people won't 'come out' as being clients of sex workers, but maybe people will come out as wanting a non-monogamous relationship. Thoughts? [This doesn't address the issue of the criminalization of clients, though *sigh*] Is the younger generation open about sex? Maybe. Has their communication styles followed through to support more openness? I'm not sure. It took me a really long time to become self-aware and properly advocate for myself and my needs. In fact, it's still a work in progress and probably always will be as my needs and desires shift. Until you can do that, and do it well, non-monogamy and sex in general is difficult. Learning how to communicate takes time...

This was such an Amazing Post Thank you :) I as well truly do love my job and I couldnt see myself doing anything else I love each and everyone of my clients and I have a close bond/friendship with most if not all of my clients Kisses to all and Stay Sexy

Hey everyone ;) I off for until 29th of november. However... I was wondering if there would be any interested in a gangbang on the 21st? I've done it a few times with guys from CERB and I've loved it. There is a poly group on here but i thought it might be nice to open it up a bit. quick faqs - I' m thinking Thursday afternoon - I'd only book 5 guys max - it would be 160$/hr - Only open to people who have been on the board a little while. If people no show I'll be unimpressed. Feel free to PM and ask any questions :)

I've been contemplating whether or not I should add my 2 cents on the topic. I had pretty much decided to stay silent because I was afraid I'd be judged but then I realized that I really don't give a flying.... Let me elaborate. I've spent the past year and a half really getting to know myself. It was a laborious and surprising journey but at the end of it I found out that I like me. I have many wonderful qualities. I'm a good person. I respect myself as well as my body. I accept others as they are and don't judge them if they have beliefs or exercise practices that I personally don't feel comfortable adopting for myself. I've read mostly negative remarks about SPs who offer 15min sessions and the men who love them. If that's how they feel, fine. Nothing they say or feel will change the price of tea in my world nor will I lose sleep over it. At the end of the day my clients are happy and I have no problem looking myself in the mirror. As you may have guessed, I do offer 15 minute sessions. Granted, I don't offer them all the time because it's a pain in the rear to take the time to get freshened up and primped when the client probably won't really have time to notice that I look good. I only offer this option Mon-Fri from 10am - 2pm. The clients who request this option are looking for some sexual attention under the radar so they come see me during their lunch break. The time it takes to drive to me and back to work afterwards uses up a good percentage and stopping quickly to actually pick up something to eat takes up even more. How much time is left for hanky panky? About 15 minutes I'd guess. In my experience, it's rarely about money as was suggested earlier in the thread. In my opinion, these comments were completely uncalled for. I take great pride in what I do and I do it well. I can and have given quite amazing quickie sessions. I have a considerable amount of respect for myself as well as for my body and I would never be found on a corner. As for getting what you pay for, I've had clients tell me that I gave them a much more satisfying experience than they've had elsewhere and I did it in half the time or less. Granted the quickies are nothing compared to a full session but they do have their place in our community. One last thing... I'm curious. This reads as if to say unless you've been "trained" by agency (and I'm not familiar with this training. My old agency didn't offer any classes) you aren't an escort. If this is indeed what you were trying to convey then what are these un-trained ladies to call themselves? I have so much more to say on the subject and about the comments that have been posted. However, in the interest of peace I'll digress but before I do I'd just like to ask everyone to please remember that we're all human beings with our own unique thoughts, ideas and preferences. Suggesting or making insinuations about another's character based on how much time they decide to spend with a SP or on a SP for offering options/services that you don't feel comfortable offering (or for any reason) is just plain not right. Afterall..... We cum dumpsters have feelings too! :icon_mrgreen:

It's not a new phenomenon. They've been around almost as long as the red poppies. http://www.ppu.org.uk/whitepoppy/ And unlike the red poppies, they aren't trademarked, so you won't get sued for using them in the "wrong" way http://www.cbc.ca/newsblogs/yourcommunity/2013/10/legion-asks-reddit-to-remove-poppy-over-trademark.html or get told that you are "disrespecting" veterans for wearing it in the "wrong" way I noticed a lot of comments lately about the white poppies, probably due to a ridiculous Sun article recently published. All I have to say to that is... stop reading the goddamn Sun.

Captain Phillips....!!! Best movie I have watched in a verrrrry long time!!!

And Amber Sym, AW poster girl