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If she was the right women...she would be a die hard Riders fan also watching the game!

Hi this is Lexi. I would just like to speak on my own behalf. I am 19 I turn twenty in march. I actually got jumped by a bunch of girls a few weeks ago and they took my wallet and personal phone when I was walking home one night. And even if I did have a photo I.D I would never show it to a strange name being that I have personal information on it. For all I know you could be a stalker. Anyways I was just letting you know my half of the story.

Signs that you've spent too much time on Cerb: You overhear a nearby person make an interesting observation and automatically yell out "thanks". Your friends notice that you've stopped complaining about bad experiences with restaurants, movies, and sporting events and only share which ones you'd recommend. When you go somewhere new you don't feel like you can be fully involved until you've said at least five things. Instead of just thinking happy thoughts your immediate reaction to seeing a picture of alluring eyes, a best bum, beautiful lingerie, an appreciated redhead, loved boobies, or awesome abs is that you better login and share it. You notice a couple people shouting at each other and warn them they should wait for more people to speak in between them or they may get in trouble. You're looking through the alphabet books in a bookstore and think the theme or word choices are very boring. Your boss sends you 100 emails and you automatically congratulate them on their contributions. Someone complains that they weren't allowed into an event and your first thought is to ask them about their hygiene. When watching the Lord of the Rings, the Eye of Sauron reminds you a little of MOD (err...only in the look of the avatar, not the whole personality of ultimate evil thing...) Hmm, did I miss any? :)

Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. Similarly, Knowledge is knowing men and woman may offer intimate encounters and appreciate gratuity; Wisdom is respecting them as human beings who share an experience with you and not as a commodity.

Good Morning Gentlemen, I'm Sasha, a young fit and playful MA who loves to massage and can do it for hours. My sensual erotic massage will relieve your tension & leave you more than satisfied. I'm very fun, open minded and comfortable to be around so let's make this experience as enjoyable and naughty as your fantasies.. I'm petite 5'4, athletic 120 lbs, perky b34 bust, nice round booty, brunette with blond highlights, golden tan, seductive lips, hazel bedroom eyes, 100% natural beauty.. Services: Full erotic body massage Reverse massage Slippery body slides reverse body slides Shower for 2 Hot tub fun Relaxing music Fresh towels & linens Duos Some fetishes ATM available on site Schedule: Sunday (Today): 10am-9pm Monday: 9am-9pm Wednesday: 12:30pm-11pm Thursday: 3:30pm-11pm Friday: 3:30pm-11pm Saturday: 9am-9pm http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=S&t=146238 Join me for some hot steamy fun call: 613-820-8887 or 613-614-2117 -Sasha xxx

Let's get wet and slippery!! Spend some time with me and enjoy a sensational sensual experience ;) I am a tall red head with a model type body that will leave you speechless without a doubt. Sexy longs legs and stunning blue eyes that will leave you breathless. A mind blowing experience that will have you coming back for more time and time again. My services include: full body massage, body slides, reverse massages, showers for 2, and I am very open to couples sessions and catering to the ladies :wink: Come see me today and get your mind blown at Paradise Spa located in the West End. Today from 10am until 9pm Call to book some sexy time with me at 613-820-8887

Stare into my deep ocean dazzling blue eyes and get completely sucked into a state of bliss as I place you thoroughly at ease with my sensual massage begin and erotic bodyslides. Easy, everlasting connections are made with away as I am very playful and bubbly! Oh what fun we shall have! Let the yumminess begin. http://www.angelstouchmassage.ca/site/the-angels/marlies-profile/ Here Until 2:30 613 820 8887 Have A Marvelous Day Marlie XoXo

Tic tac under the tongue is my secret. It's a skill to be mastered, to avoid passing it on to your partner or choking on it if it goes down the throat lol. Mouthwash covers the mouth, but not the throat, so my advice is to ensure that something minty fresh goes all the way back there as well. Avoid toothbrushing too close to appointments. It is considered something that increases risk, by creating tiny skin tears/abrasions. An hour before or so should be fine.

Lexi - sorry to hear about loosing your id. I would suggest making a copy of your id once you get a new set, just blocking out our personal information. This way, in the future, you can assure your client you are in fact of age, but protect your identity. Just have the copy show your picture and date of birth. Welcome to cerb, by the way. xoxo

Bad breath I can live with, and tasting cigarettes isn't that big of a deal. What was a real turn off, and it only happened once with a non-cerb lady, is when I kissed her and I tasted cherry lube. I really like the taste of cherry, so that in itself wasn't the issue, the turn off was that I had just stepped in the door. I guess I wasn't her first :)

Saw the irresistible Jenny yesterday :) She will be in town until mid January, then heading south for a bit. Same schedule as before, there on weekdays except Tuesdays an the occasional Saturday. Apparently she likes Saturdays as they are quieter. Ciao! -Alg

Nothing like that exists here.

The theme of this thread is sexy black and white pictures of women found within Cerb albums. Sometimes a simple black and white picture is sexier then full colour pictures. Let's see what we kind find :) To start a fairly new member to CERB, she just posted these pictures recently : from Eva Pearl's Album some very sexy pictures : She also has some very sexy colour pictures too :) check them out.

Well its been a while since i posted a great review of an SP in this city. and it's been a while since i felt this great after a session in this city, lol. So if you have the time, and stamina, i'd would 110% recommend Lyla from BP. YMMV- her incall was very clean, and she is super sweet, i didn't expect to get a GFE experience, but it surely was welcomed. If you're fit, and can drive without stalling before your time expires then she won't penalize you. So no rush i guess. She looks way gorgeous face to face than in her pics. her other gf that was there offered a 3way, and if i knew that in advance i know I would've went for it. The menu with her is probably discreet and i shouldn't post it on this thread. I can say she loves to get pounded..Hard! Just think of Thor's hammer when it hits an opponent! OR you can be Thor of the hour! and she can be Jane Foster, or Wonder woman! lol. and please be clean, play safe, be sweet. She is classy and takes care of her clients veery well. ENJOY! ;) PS69

As a die hard Roughrider fan since 1975 today is a once in a lifetime occasion. I do post the question would any die hard Rider fan skip tonight's game to be with the right woman whether she be an SP you have always wanted to see or an ordinary potential girlfriend? My honest response to this question would be yes but she would have to be off the charts my type. Even then it would be an extremely tough decision. Of course one can DVR the game but we all know watching a delayed live sporting event is not the same.

I tend to look at the quality of the post and of the poster, and a little bit of the quantity of posts, but only a small number really needs to be there to give a reasonable level of credibility. I would like to comment on the reputation points, two things, first there was a period when "rep points went wild" and posters were getting an exponential number of rep points, so if you got a reasonable number of reps type points during that period, they translated to a huge number, so some members rep points are overstated. So, one needs to be careful. Second, I find that if you have an opinion contrary to main stream, you will get less support than if you go with the flow and are overly supportive and sympathetic in general. To me, it is okay to have a different point of view, and you should not be condemned for that. So, depending on the type of person, willing to give an opinion or go with the flow, it can contribute to your rep points. So, I don't pay that much attention to those either. I think it is good to have a different point of view, and that shouldn't always be considered negative, or even that the comments are, so long as it doesn't get personal. So, form you own opinion based on the quality of the posts of the posters, and worry only somewhat that the poster has at least a small number of posts.

Being that the game is happening in my home town, and I am a DIE HARD Riders fan, I would KILL to be freezing my ass off in Mosaic Stadium tonight. However, I will take wearing green and watching the game with Emily Rushton while her Ticats LOSE instead. Ice4fun... NOOOO appointments, there's football on !!! GO RIDERS GO !!!!!!!!!! Green is the colour, football is the game! We're all together, and winning is our aim! So cheer us on through the sun and rain, Saskatchewan Roughriders is our naaaame !!!!! WOOOO!

I have absolutely no objections in sharing, if the lady communicates to me she would enjoy that, as I sure can get equality turned on when the lady puts on the same show for me.. What what completes the experience is the look on her face, the smile (grin), and the spaks in her eye as she gets even more exited... A great way to start a play date.. ;-)

Life too short, don't waste your time waiting! Unless you are marrying a super SP...it won't. Top notch SPs know what they are doing...they aren't still trying to figure things out. Get out there and enjoy yourself!

You check your profile while at church..... Did that this morning...lolololol

Please No the last thing i need is to be on the meter.... constantly checking to see how i am doing....next you will be telling me it will make a clicking sound for each minute...or that it will say "please remove your cock or deposit another $30.00". Under this system would there be a light outside the SP's door so you could tell when she has a "Fare" like the taxi's do. I am happy as it is now... just me and her playing "Beat The Clock" LOL Great Thread

Was looking at membership, and had come up with this try and see if you could mentioned 10-15 members in a short story. The underlined below are all CERB members. When I was a young kid and a young man I always dreamed about beautiful women until Igotaboner because I Love2Cum , I luvbigboobies I luvladiesbums I was first a massagefan but after seeing drdicker and the drlove they told me to stop getting shitface and go get your cherrykiss . After my stronghearted friends at CERB gave me advise like not to fart in a ladies presence cause you are not going to have funtogether210 times. So with Eloquence, I eased into the hobbying game and having some days my Bonecrawl giving ladies that canadiancock70 times, in a visit that made us luv4lust. So here's to you ladies, and the gents that are outforfun remember you don't know Whatsup next, so enjoy your int-mate times together! IF YOU ARE INTO THE CHALLENGE YOU CANNOT USE THE LISTED MEMBERS I ALREADY USED

Along the same line as CristyCurves above, I once heard this and love it.. "those that mind don't matter, and those that matter don't mind" I also heard this the other day and found it very profound.... FEAR stands for Fuck Everything And Run :D

Just saw the movie "Rush". It is a very good movie if you are into race car driving. It's by Ron Howard and is about a rival between two race car drivers over the years. Great action and story line. It's based on a true story.

this is an innovative new tool that could really be helpful in our little world. LoL depending upon your level of financial commitment (between about 20-100 bucks per month) she will text you, call you, send you gifts and flowers... all those things a girlfriend should do..... well ... almost ;) As I understand it an Invisible Boyfriend app is on the horizon. Can you see yourself ever using these apps? Maybe hobbyists and providers with prying family can keep them at bay. http://metro.co.uk/2013/11/21/sick-of-explaining-why-youre-still-single-then-invisible-girlfriend-is-the-app-for-you-4195553/

I recently came across this one the other day. True words I try my best to live by.

Or get the girls that are playmates and members here to post and advertise here more to keep the interested gents up to date:)

Hahaha ... lately I have been using a live stream radio station during my sessions... every 30 min or so they play this little interlude between their blocks of songs. .. which instantly remind me of .... what is his name... mmmm no is not Lee Richards... is this movie.. this guy on the movies... I keep thinking and Lee Richards is the name on my head... but no is not him... is ... what's his name... this guy that he is a super agent. .. darn... Yes I can see his avatar.. is Lee Richards... but no that is not the name I am looking for... it takes me about 10-15 min to come out finally with Austin Powers... (I think some of you are witnesses of this event) .... So I guess i do spent too much time on CERB... and I love every minuye of it...

Congratulations on your first 100, I'm looking forward to reading your next 100!

Very politely said ChantalSummers. I don't have much of an opinion but what I will say, is this: When GFE session get into the ..."will you do XXX for this much" or "how much for that", its awkward. Makes me think money is an issue for you and I'm a garage sale.

I see that Beautiful Savannah is Touring in New Brunswick so I thought I would post a recommendation for this amazing lady as the men in NB certainly won't want to miss her visit. I Live in Newfoundland which is Savannah's home base so I have had the opportunity to see this lady on multiple occasion and have never been disappointed When you read Savannah's website or ad you might be like I was and think... this sounds to good to be true but let me assure you she lives up 100% to everything she says. This really is a beautiful Sexy lady whose number one objective is to make you the center of her attention and ensure you enjoy every minute and yes She LOVES what she does. From that first hug at the door and the initial passionate first deep kiss you will know you have made a very very good decision and before very long you will be wishing you had made a longer appointment. Guys this is truly one of the elite ladies in the business and I very highly recommend her. If you want to know more about what her service level includes...i never kiss and tell check out her Website it has all the details or contact her directly...you will not find anyone more approachable.

I know it sounds like a suck-up, but I love women in casual clothes. It's more mysterious to find out what's underneath those baggy comfort duds, than anything else.

I would never hold it against a lady for not showing her face... it is a very personal decision with lots of things to be considered. I think it would be a bit hypocritical to hold it against a lady for not showing her face when client would never consider it.. I am always amazed at the courage of ladies to accept clients into their rooms with very little info to base their decisions on so i think it is reasonable that ladies will always want to consider their personal safety first.

There IS an existing market for both MA's and SP's ! :) I gleefully respect both and those who optimistically seek them. Cheers to diversity! And cheers to keeping it rosey!

Hi i'm Leigh and Im recommending myself because I have gone from starting out on CL to treating this like a real job, a sexy job ;) lol. (sorry I had too) I Still advertise on CL here and there but also have a paid ad on sp411 and try very hard to make each experiance a great one. I want to show more people what I can do and prove that you can find great girls on CL that are in it to build a great reputation, like myself. I offer a true GFE and Phone services aswell check me out. very friendly :)

The only number to me is this if I was relationship looking. If I found Miss Right, I don't care how many as long as once we're together I'm number one, and she has no number two's and so on, and she'll be my number one and I'll have no number twos and so on. And that number is not as important as being happy together My two cents RG

Lol! Hope you found what you are looking for, but for next time, the girls who 'go all the way' place our ads here - http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=316 It's unlikely a lady would contact you with an offer... we put our ads up with our information for you to contact US if you'd like to arrange a get together Happy hunting :)

I love that you gents all have one specific thing you look forward to, I think that's awesome. There is no way I would be able to narrow it all down to just one thing though. There are so many things I look forward to, anticipate, get wet about. Not only that but there's what happens with specific people too. I'm happy I inspired the thoughts and visuals that led to this thread because I love when I get them from others posting here.

Gentlemen, do not ask somone to reveal their face if they do not advertise with face pics! Simple as that! The previous posts have all indicated good reasons for not doing so. YMMV goes for just about anything on your date, including the face of the person. The best advice is research, so do your research, book, see her, and if you like her, book again, if not ?

No preference for color but hair is a huge turn-on. I love to play with long hair (very sensual to feel it all over your/her body, to play with, or to grab/pull if you want to play hard) and very short hair (something very hot about running my hands all through her hair and kissing/licking/biting her exposed ears and neck). Extensions are a downer because then it's pretty much hands off.

Bretton Woods, While the spirit of your point may be valid, I'm not sure it quite applies to this particular discussion, just in that I don't see that it has been limited to "blonde, brunette, and redhead". Several posts, including the original one, have mentioned black hair. Or do you mean because overall there aren't many in the world, that it's Eurocentric to discuss blonde and red hair at all? If so, I still don't see the problem with anyone suggesting that's what they personally find attractive. A person can't consciously help what hair colour they find appealing (now if someone where to go further and say those with a certain hair colour are inherently better people, that's problematic). I mean, I've always found something very hot about people--of any culture--who have dyed or streaked their hair with an interesting colour (purple, pink, etc). And of course that represents approximately zero to one percent of the world's population. :) Anyway, if forced to pick one I guess I'd have to say I tend to find red hair the most striking. But in reality--like most physical features--I usually end up finding every hair colour attractive. It's more the style the lady wears it and how well it suits her that makes it attractive, so I end up changing my choice depending on who I'm admiring. As in most things, yay for variety! As for importance, as Miquelon says, this is all mostly about an initial attraction. At the end of the day personality is going to make all the difference.