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It's the ladies that make CERB a great site. Without the ladies, it would just be a bunch of guys which I think would be sad.

In some ways i think we're the wrong group of people to ask because many of us like this aspect as part of our total encounter. We are sexual creatures and this is just a part of it. To me, this service would probably be more directed towards the people looking for connection and intimacy without the sexual aspect. All those people who may frown on sex work could view this as therapeutic and be perfectly happy supporting it. Those who would love to step into a hobbyist world but are fearful or have morality issues may view this as a happy medium. Honestly, anything that gets the world touching more, physically versus electronically connected and in some ways, back to the roots of humanity is a good thing.

IMO... what makes CERB great is that is not just a website.., is that it is a COMMUNITY before anything... where people share Opinions.. and sometimes they may differ one from the Other but where everyones respects one another!

I love cuddling, especially with this cold weather! Mmm snuggling...

For the last 3 years that I have been a member of CERB. I have made many new friends, met many beautiful women, both SP's and MA's. Chatted with many people in the Chat Room. This has become part of my daily routine now. I wanted to see why you think Cerb is such a special place? I'll start off with my list. - It is a positive place where mostly good things are talked around. - A source of beautiful and sexy women. - A great place to have discussions. - Recommendations to help choose a woman to have an encounter. - A place for women to advertise and check out clients for safety. - A chat room to talk to people - A PM system to communicate with each other in privacy. - A great Moderator to keep us in line. - Senior Members to help the newbies out. - Lot's of jokes and fun. - Lot of game and sexy pictures threads. - Kind caring members that help each other out. What else can you add?

Well my CERB Goddess Of The Day is Meg O'Ryan (formally Meg For Fun) Not only is she a wonderful companion, she is the lady that brought us this positive thread to pay homage to all the ladies who brighten our lives Meg's Profile http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=27470 Meg's Recos http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=M&t=18300 And a pic of Meg Oh OK not really Meg, but she looks like a blonde Ann Margret RG

be careful guys another tineye check comes back positive for this girl benefit of the doubt given wont says shes fake yet they are Canadian adds lol XXXX REMOVED BY MOD XXXX

HELLOO GENTS WINTER HAS BEGUN .THRILLING! TODAY I AM WORKING 3:30PM - 11 PM COME UNWIND IN THE SEXIEST WAY..WITH A MASSAGE THAT WILL MELT YOU LIKE LIKE MARSHMALLOWS IN A HOT CUP OF COCOA FIRST VISIT? PLEASE READ A LITTLE ABOUT ME: I AM THE ALL-ENCOMPASSING, ALL EMBRACING M/A WITH AN INCREDIBLE DRIVE.. I HAVE A SOFT APPROACH AND MY LAVISHLY SENSUAL TECHNIQUES ARE INCREDIBLY, BLISSFULLY MAGICAL FOR TOTAL WELL BEING IF YOU SO SEEK TO ENGAGE IN THE PURSUIT OF PLEASURE. I HAVE AN UNSTOPPABLE DESIRE TO GIVE AFFECTION.. I AM FAVORABLY, AESTHETICALLY GRATIFYING. I AM PETITE YET BRIMMINGLY STACKED (5FT' - D CUP BREASTS - 100ish lbs) BUT MY PRESENCE AND PERSONALITY ARE LARGER THAN LIFE. AWESOME DIPPED IN AWESOME, COVERED IN SEXY, GIRLIE SPRINKLES, YEP. THAT ABOUT SUMS IT UP! ME IN THE BUFF = YOU LEAVING HAPPY.. FOR THE GENT WHO SO LUSTS FOR THE GRANDEUR AND LUXURY OF THE FINEST AND MOST ELEGANT. YOU WILL HAVE THE RARE PLEASURE OF INSTANT COMFORT IN THE COMPANY OF AN EXTRAVAGANT TREAT. AN ADULT EPISODE WITH ME WILL BE CLASSY AND SENSUOUS, AN EXTREMELY EXHILARATING PLEASURE. LEAVING YOU RICH WITH THE GIFT OF EXTRAORDINARY MEMORIES. THIS IS AN INCREDIBLE CHANCE TO EXPERIENCE PERFECTLY EXECUTED ADULT ENTERTAINMENT. IN MY WORLD YOU ARE ALL VIP'S..LUCKY YOU! FAQ: (*WORK IN PROGRESS) Q:WHAT EXTRAS DO YOU PROVIDE? A:I AM HERE TO GIVE YOU A HAND HOWEVER, I CAN OFFER YOU A NURU GEL MASSAGE AS AN ADDED BONUS! IF YOU HAVE WONDERED ABOUT THIS TECHNIQUE AND HAVEN'T FOUND THE LEGIT WAY IT'S DONE, I OFFER THAT GENUINE SLIPPERY MASSAGE THAT HAS PEOPLE TALKING Q: DO I NEED TO MAKE AN APPOINTMENT? A: I APPRECIATE APPOINTMENTS MADE IN ADVANCE BUT CAN ALSO BE REACHED LAST MINUTE. *MORE TO COME.. 613-274-7073 TO BOOK OR PRIVATE MESSAGE ME ENTERTAINMENT IN A RELAXED ENVIRONMENT MY SCHEDULE WEDNESDAY'S 3:30-11 THURSDAY'S 3:30-11 FRIDAY'S 10-11 SUNDAY'S 10 -9 I HOPE YOU HAVE FOUND EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANT

For the last few weeks I have read through all the amazing posts in this thread paying homage to the numerous elite service providers that we are blessed to have here as part of CERB. As I have read these posts I have thought that amongst this group of amazing women should be Savannah Lane.... my problem of course was that I was not certain I could find the words to properly describe Savannah..... but here I go. I have known Savannah for seven months and in that time I have had the distinct pleasure of having many many many sessions with her. I could spend literally hours telling you about the level of passion and seduction that she brings to her meetings with her clients...in my experience she goes to extraordinary lengths to connect with her client and ensure that your time with her is everything YOU want it to be. I have had the pleasure of meeting a number of amazing Service Providers over the years but Savannah for me has raised the bar. I have often left a Service provider very satisfied and looking forward to another meeting but only with Savannah have I actually booked again for the next day as I walk to my car. So..... the encounter is amazing....the sex unbelievable..... but that is not the whole story of Savannah. Having been fortunate to have met her as often as I have I think i have come to appreciate her as a person and a friend as much I appreciate her as my companion. This lady is as passionate, caring and engaged in her everyday life as she is in her professional life. She amazes me more every day. Her energy....drive... and commitment to the important things in her life is inspiring and i can honestly say that she has changed my life. When I first met Savannah...and even now... I am dealing with issues in my own life that have caused me great pain and with which I struggle every day. Savannah has lifted my spirit and shown me a passion for life that has empowered me in my own life challenges (If my wife and family knew about her they would thank her too). She has positively impacted my life and for this I will be Thankful to her forever. Oh.... and did I mention the Sex is fucking amazing The picture that initially caught my interest: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/picture.php?albumid=7217&pictureid=46677 The amazing Lady that keeps me coming back: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=83555

I completely agree with Vitto :) CERB is an amazing community, everyone here is respectful of one another, and we all have our own special place... I also love the fact that I have had the opportunity to meet so many nice people through CERB Such an amazing community, and I am so happy and proud to be a part of it, and thankful for everyone here Kisses to all...and Stay Sexy xxo

As is Mature Lee. Can't go wrong with either Lady!

Wednesday Nicky 10-4 aka "Nicky in Paradise" Taylor 10-9 aka "Taylor Devine" Hannah 10-4 aka "Hannahxo" Summer 10-4 aka "SUMMERLOVE" Maya 3:30-11 aka "Midnight Maya" Robyn 3:30-11 aka "robynxoxo" Lexi 3:30-11 aka "Sexy Lexi" ****TOY MOUNTAIN http://ottawa.ctvnews.ca/toy-mountain It is fantastic to see that more of our Cerb Community is taking part in our Toy Mountain Adventure :wink: More toys for the children! Let's all make a difference! Come show your support to the less fortunate children in Ottawa this holiday season. From December 1st-14th,2013 we will be contributing $10. from every 1 hour or longer massage session to Toy Mountain......you are also welcome to give a cash donation at the spa! New ONLINE AD http://www.cerb.ca/classifieds/ottaw...op-ladies.html New Sexy Pics http://www.angelstouchmassage.ca/site/the-angels/ 3 rooms, up to 8 sexy ladies on daily! Private Dance shows available upon request! Click here to see NEW pics of room: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=3340 New Sexy Pics of our Hotties http://www.angelstouchmassage.ca/site/the-angels/ Full Body Relaxation Massage Single Massage: 30 minutes $50. 45 minutes $60. 60 minutes $80. Couples Massage: 1 Attendant 30 minute $60. 45 minute $70. 60 minute $90. Duo/Couples Massage:2 Attendants 30 minute regular $100. on special for $80. 45 minute regular $120. on special for $100. 60 minute regular $160. on special for $130. HST included in door fee prices. Longer Sessions available and @ Discretion of MA ...... Tips Accepted...... ATM on site......Spacious Rooms with Private Showers...... Maya's Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=M&t=63977 Taylor's Recommendation http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=155684 Hannah's Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=H&t=125137 Robyn's Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthr...?ltr=R&t=82591 Summer's Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthr...?ltr=S&t=45598 http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=155504 ***All MA's trained by Massage Therapist! Top Massage Guaranteed! Hannah

hi there, thank you for checking my ad. You will not be disappointed with my A+++ services ( the lady, the services, the place) My name is Vivian. I'm 26 years old. Gorgeous, i am a classy looking Lady with long black hair, seductive cat eyes and full sexy lips, beautiful silky soft, tanned skin. work out body with all the right curves in the right places (32C, 24, 34) When you see me you will feel like you have finally met the sweet girl next door, also the naughty girl in your dreams... I greet you at the door with a lovely smile then lead you to the massage room...I will start with a deep soothing tissue massage to relax all your muscles then follow with a soft, sensual, tease touch to invigorate your whole body then the fun time ... It will be the most relaxing, creative and passionate session for you ever. So amazing that you cannot help yourself from thinking about it and want to come back for more ! http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=92146 For relaxing massage $40/30m $50/45m $70/60m appointment only mon to friday 9am to 8pm sat 9am to 6pm Call / text me at 613 727 9000

The first time I bought Habanero peppers was about 15 years ago. I bought 10 of them at Loblaws and went home to make a spaghetti sauce. I chopped them up and added them to the sauce (yes, it was a veery hot spaghetti sauce). After I was done I headed over to the bathroom to wash my hands. On the way, without thinking, I reached through my boxers and scratched my balls. Needless to say, I was in the shower with the water on for the next 30 minutes. Gives new meaning to the words "Great Balls of Fire"! Polydeuces

I love my hitachi... Sooo much!! For men, I get way turned on by fleshlights. Weird, I know. But the pink lady vortex? RAWR! I have been told it's like the best jerk session you ever had. Equal pressure all the way around!!! Yum! Good for solo play or have your gf, partner, etc do it for you ;)

bOObieS.:boobeyes:

SURPRISE KATHERINE !!! But Precisely !! In your hotness Katherine that burlap bag falls apart and turns instantly into a shexy skirt and nipple tassles. Do the Xmas Hula baby YEAH !!! hehe ;)

I have no new dress yet either. Lee Richards send me this burlap bag saying I'd look great in it, but I think I will try and do better. That Lee you never know what he is up to, it may be designed to fall apart once it reaches body temperature. :icon_wink:

Cuddling is one of my favorite intimate moment. For me, sex without it is blah. It is a rare moment in which we can be both vulnerable and protective of each other. When a lady is comfy and trusting enough to abandon herself and tenderly snuggle in my arms, and almost fall asleep, it is... magical.

I voted - No -sorry, but I just wouldn't pay for that service alone. I'm much more of the sensual,erotic pleasuring type guy. :) ...my reasoning... The cuddling/spooning....spooning first.. I enjoy IT... is when she can feel my hard on the small of her back while I caressed her breasts and kissed the back of her neck and held her tightly. Then she turn around and laid a big long DFK, and well...we know the rest of the story :) That is more of my type of service which includes cuddling/spooning with the full deal.

If there price were right, yes, I would. There are days where things just pile up on you, you get overwhelmed and need that human touch except for many, you can't get that. There isn't anyone around or they're busy or your friends wouldn't understand a 1/2 hour snuggle. This is a prime example. Sometimes you just need a hug. As an SP I would definitely include something like this. There is a chance it might not be the only thing you end up wanting/needing but I love the added benefit of the therapeutic touch aspect. I'm sure there is a lot of value in a stand alone snuggery but I would think it would have to be in the right location. Australia is very open to many things and would embrace this concept with open arms. There are others places that would not or would view it sideways as something dirty.

I'd suggest taking a look at the entire collection of pictures here: http://www.boreddaddy.com/photos-stomach-drop/ What people will try is amazing! (with just a little crazy thrown in ;) ) Here's a couple just to get you started:

How can you NOT cheer for a team with a cat for a mascot? Im running to the market to grab you a watermelon and later when I serenade you with Roar you can cry into your melon.... And YES I am the luckiest as I have a date with Savannah Lane.....I do get the BEST of BOTH worlds.... Saint John and I are the luckiest people alive....and we even brought you almost Regina Temps so you can feel like your at home Miss Lane :) Lets GO TiCATS!!!!

Ladies and gents, its now official !! The Ottawa Christmas Social will be held Thursday, December 12th, so mark your calendar!! We are opening the Christmas festivities for 70 members in good standing (35 gents and 35 ladies). Loneskater and I have taken all the comments the attendees have made during the last social to keep improving these events! We are also be holding the festivities at a new venue. Gents, tickets are available at a cost of $35 (payable in person or e-mail money transfer), which will cover snacks, a drink for the ladies and door prizes. You will be kept updated via this thread as things progress. As it's an event organized by and for the CERB community, please contact myself or Loneskater directly should you have questions. Cheers!! MisterT

It was the height of summer. We had friends over for a BBQ. I had fixed everyone a large frozen strawberry Margarita. Six perfectly blended glasses of strawberry delight balanced on a tray. Was I worried, not a bit! I was a bartender in a previous life so I was confident in my ability to transport a tray of frozen drinks a scant 15 feet to where everyone had congregated by the pool. Sadly, I had forgotten to open the glass patio doors. Damn near broke my nose and I wore all six frozen sticky concoctions. The ironic part, well actually there's two ironic parts; I had just cleaned the glass earlier that day and I don't drink! I wore everyone else's drinks.

I answered yes, but i'm not totally sure. Before i probably would have paid for that kind of service. However, now i get it when booking with a MA/SP. I also have 2-3 friends i can cuddle with. It's still pretty recent, but it would remove the need to pay for it. A similar service i saw was a "sleep buddie". A girl who sleep overnight with someone for money. If the price was right, i'd definitively try it. I've never had the chance to fall asleep in a girl's arms and wake up next to her.

Had some amazing text chats with some service providers and received so very nice pictures but never anything I would classify as Cyber-sex.... well at least my clothes stayed on during the chat. In regards to the question of Cyber-sex increasing or decreasing the likelihood of my booking with the lady I would have to think it would as I can't imagine taking advantage of a ladies time if I was not serious about booking. Certainly if i chatted with an SP from another part of the country it would increase the chances of me contacting her if I traveled there at some point. Just to be clear view am not suggesting that SP's should be expected to have Cyber-sex as a prelude to bookings.... i fully appreciate that this is the ladies livelihood so I should not expect to take advantage of her time. There are ways to express your thanks to lady who does this for you. :)

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There was a case not long ago in NS, from Sure Gain. A 3 yr old retriever had died from having a toxic amount of the chemical used to euthanize, also chemicals found in flea collars. This shows that their company was buying euthanized animals from various Vets and SPCA's:( The reason these companies can do this, is cause of the loop whole of rendering plants. This takes the guilt away from the food company saying" we buy our products from a rendering plant, and we have no hand in this procedure" Lame as it is, this loop hole seems to protect these companies legally to sell this food. unfortunately this poor retriever died from this sad sad state of food protection for our 4 legged friends:(

Since there are a lot of pet owners and lovers here I tend to post about animal/pet issues from time to time and I choose the general forum as I've gotten little response when I post in the pet group section. Anyways, for a while now I've been researching pet foods trying to find a brand that uses humanely raised animals as that's how I eat now so I want my dogs to as well. With no luck thus far. I've contacted 3 companies who may but I am still awaiting responses from their reps. What I did find out and what did shock me was the use of euthanized animals in a lot of commercial pet food. This seems to be factual and is talked about on many food review, breeder and other dog forums. This included article is just one of many out there. So I guess the long and short is to avoid this avoid any nameless meat or by products. Meaning unless it's specified as poultry, beef, fish, etc, don't by it. http://www.dogfoodadvisor.com/dog-food-industry-exposed/euthanized-pets-dog-food/

Normally starts at around 6-630pm... until... the y kick us out of the venue LOL

No surprise, BP is loaded with girls doing this. When I started out I used a couple of pictures taken from the net, it seemed that most were doing that back then, I knew absolutely nothing about online etiquette and providing, no justification, but an explanation. I was also afraid to show my identity, afraid of being found out, but still felt the need to be online. Now I really don't care who knows what:) Others may be doing it for the same reasons. Again not a justification, as I've since learned of the ramifications and stupidity of doing so, but an explanation. So, the best thing a gent can do is when using that site do a goolgle image search or tineye search to make sure he is contacting the person pictured.

Things has been pretty shitty for me lately with my dad who is really sick and other personal things...can I has a hug? or 10?

Is all this snow making you sad? I know how to cheer you up :D Let me take off those stuffy snow pants for you and press my warm body up against yours ;) I promise you'll forget all about the winter wonderland outside ;) I am a tall red head with a model type body that will leave you speechless without a doubt. Sexy longs legs and stunning blue eyes that will leave you breathless. A mind blowing experience that will have you coming back for more time and time again. My services include: full body massage, body slides, reverse massages, showers for 2, and I am very open to couples sessions and catering to the ladies :wink: Come see me today and get your mind blown at Paradise Spa located in the West End. Today from 9am until 11pm Thursday from 9am until 4pm Friday from 3:30pm until 11pm Saturday from 9am until 4pm Sunday from 10am until 9pm Call to book some sexy time with me at 613-820-8887 Also, be sure to check out my recommendations: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthr...t=victoriascrt

Hello gentlemen ;) I'll be at Paradise Spa today till 4pm =) All you have to do is call 613-820-8887 to book or Pm me ! Let's undress you and give you the best erotic massage ever =) xxx

SexxxyRebecca is around the airport.

May I suggest to take a look at "thecowboysdiary.info' my 2 c D.

To coincide with her triumphant return to Ottawa today, I nominate the beautiful, sexy and lovely Nikky Fox as the Cerb goddess of the day! My apology, her pictures will be coming out real soon!

All Hail Olympia!!! I would pay tribute to Claire Heavens as Goddess of any of my days, although she may prefer the more pleasurable aspects of life on earth over Olympus. She shares the beauty and love of Aphrodite as well as Athena's wisdom and mastery of war(on boredom). http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=128089 I'm not the only one who has taken note http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=153860

I'd have to say no too. I see ladies for intimate encounters. Cuddling for me is part, an important part of an encounter, but not the only part of an encounter. Sex is also a part of an encounter. But it too is not the only part of an encounter. Conversation over drinks, either getting to know one another or reconnecting with a lady you have had previous encounters with, that too is part of an encounter. But it isn't the only part of an encounter And with that said, all of that doesn't describe a encounter, an encounter is far more than the sum of it's menu parts. An encounter allows for real intimacy between a lady and gentleman. And for me, cuddling without the intimacy that for me would be empty and just a menu item. Cuddling as part of an encounter, a GFE, is great. Just my opinion RG

Third year in a row the home team has played in & won the Grey Cup! Where is it being played next year? In Vancouver, the trend could continue...but I hope not.

I don't mean this in a bad way but my favorite sex toy is real live person and she knows who she is...... Amazing Lady with or without toys :).

Be careful if using "Let it Snow" wrapping paper this xmas. ;)

But I'm only suggesting two people agree upon the method of inquiry -- not the set of conclusions that may be reached by using them. If two people can't agree on the principles underlying inquiry, then they'll just talk past each other and really won't get anywhere. There's still a broad range of conclusions possible from strictly interpreting evidence and trying, as much as possible, to avoid bias. See that's kind of funny, because I thought when I said "It's possible that the existence of the universe is something beyond cause and effect as we understand it" that I was paraphrasing your position... based on this: ... which I took to be a committed statement of fact, and a final position, rather than a statement about the limits of our current knowledge. You're absolutely right, though, that the simple answer "we don't know" is very often the best one, and perfectly valid, but leaves a lot of people deeply uncomfortable. Some people think a wild guess has more value than saying "I don't know." But they're usually wrong. (I think this, by the way, might be the same reason Miss Jane thought you were dismissing inquiry entirely with that statement and thus undermining science, rather than advocating the entirely "I don't know is okay" position.) Fundamentally, I think we agree here.

I watched Ip Man on Netflix last night. It''s basically a story of an old kung fu teacher where he was the fore father of the martial arts in China and how he became the teacher of many, including Bruce Lee.

Is mine big enough? :b

IMO it depends on what you are looking for. Sometimes I'm in the mood for an SP, other times I'm in the mood for an MA. Once in a while the line becomes a bit blurry and you see one but end up with an experience that you consider to be more in line with what you expected from the other. Some of the MAs, and I say some because I haven't seen a great quantity of them, are so good at what they do that they keep you on edge for so long that you find yourself wishing it didn't have to end in spite of the relief you get from the conclusion. Slammer Posted via Mobile Device

Woke up to a leak in my fish tank. 80 gallons of fish water, EVERYWHERE!!! OH SHIT!

Try the male masturbator head for the Hitachi Magic Wand, play with it alone or better yet slip in side it and then have your partner sit atop you cow girl style. It's made of win.