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I find it interesting that no ladies have chosen to respond here. Perhaps it's because they share my view about cybersexing with new clients; it's a no no. 99.9% of the requests are complete wastes of huge amounts time. Just my experience. Not something imo to be encouraged with a provider you haven't met yet, it will most probably leave a most bitter taste on her tongue. If this is something a man craves, he should seek out a cam girl... cat

How do you value your a(lone) time? How do you feel about being alone and/or lonely? How do you feel about the attachment we have to our cell phones, laptops, and ipods? I feel like we're constantly connected to something that may/may not be real. I feel like this 'connection' (virtual or otherwise) might infringe on our abilities to connect with people that are right in front of us. For example, I really miss just sitting on the bus and smiling at people. Being completely and utterly receptive to the present moment. I miss the time when it was more acceptable to start a random conversation with someone, before we all started hanging out with our cell phones. This is a really cool video that might inspire the thread - have fun with your responses:

I had the opportunity to meet the lovely Savannah Lane recently when she was on tour. We had chatted about getting together before, but our schedules never met up. However on her recent tour through NB we finally got the chance to get together. Savannah is a great conversationalist and we chatted via text throughout the day before our date. She sent me some lovely pictures to whet my appetite. Savannah's pictures on CERB are beautiful, but they pale in comparison to how she looks in person. Savannah greeted me at the door looking gorgeous in a short skirt. Within seconds of entering her room, she hugged and kissed me like a long lost boyfriend. We sat on the couch and chatted for a bit, before she grabbed me and began passionately kissing me. Savannah is a fantastic kisser and both of our hearts were soon racing. We couldn't keep our hands off each other deeply kissing and groping each other. We shed a few articles of clothing, deeply kissing and exploring each other the whole time. Savannah took my hand and lead me to her bed. Naked and breathing heavy, things only continued to get hotter. I won't go into details as YMMV, but I will say that Savannah is a passionate and responsive lover who loves to receive as much as she loves to give...and she loves to give! Blissfully spent, we lay naked in the bed for a while and chatted some more. Savannah is a mature and intelligent companion, and a generous and passionate lover! If you are looking to spend some truly un-rushed intimate time with a smart, sophisticated lady who truly understands passion, do not miss Savannah when she comes to your town!

You can dazzle them with your brilliance or baffle them with your bull shit. To me, those people appear confident but only one is. I am neither. I do not consider my self to be overly brilliant (I do ok) and I am definitely not a bull shitter (I don't like those people so if I was a bull shitter, I would not like myself). But I do consider myself to be confident in that I know my limitations and am confident enough to admit when I don't know something or when I make a mistake. And that is no BS.

Information abhors a vacuum. So, while some specific boards may come and go, I think there will always be an inclination for clients to gather and share local information somewhere on the 'net, and it makes business sense for SPs to interact with clients where they gather. Corrupt practices might appeal to dim-witted board admins, but it's a short-term con that inevitably erodes trust and damages the longer-term investment of the site itself. Given the value of anonymity on both sides in this industry, risking users' trust is an incredibly dumb move. Such places will weed themselves out naturally, and be replaced by somewhere people trust and value.

Like anything they'll come and go, but a necessity? Not imo, we could do fine without them:) They have their positive aspects and negative. There will always be those out to destroy others, and review forums are the perfect place, so is the internet in general. People love gossip, will listen to it, believe and play into without doing any research, it appears. If a hobbyist tells another," this girl is bad" well ... If posts are made that "she is a star", well... Sadly, too many believe hype, what is written and not enough put more value into finding out for themselves, believing what they see not just what they hear. I have always felt that this is a very personal, private business and it should be kept between those engaging but that is not what's popular apparently so even I've had to change my way of thinking and follow the rest:( I think they are here to stay and will only multiply, but that's just my opinion:)

Loneskater, I agree with what you are saying. I think however, it is important to each donate to a charity you feel comfortable supporting. Instead of waiting for someone to say "hey, drop off your toys at xxx place", do it and donate where you live. This way, the children get their donations, and in the end, it has nothing to do with "where" it comes from.

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Just read this thread for the first time and all I could think was WOW. I know this should not be surprising to me as pretty much every lady in this industry that I have met has been a people person but I am still impressed with the support you ladies show to each other the rest of us could learn something from this community.... I tip my hat to you all.

Once in a while you come to realize that so many of our members really don't "get" the whole hobby experience, or rather, they understand that there are rules but believe they are somehow exempt. So let's help them. Let's give some handy tips to make this a more wonderful experience for all. This is a pleasant place so let's keep it constructive... and be aware that the rules shouldn't just be for clients, you can also add some helpful tips that may help a new provider too! Here goes: 1. Appointment time is at 2:00 pm, what time do I arrive? Ummmmm. Hmmmmm. What part of 2:00 pm is ambiguous? A 2 o'clock appointment means you are at her door at 2. Not 1:55, not 2:10. It's seems petty but when you screw up her schedule, you may be screwing up MY schedule. I may be the appointment at 3. I have things to do... and my schedule may not be as loosey goosey as yours. I may be using a very small window of time or I may have "commitments" that see me arriving like clockwork elsewhere. Regardless, when the little hand is at 2 and the big hand is at 12, be where you are supposed to be. 2. "I am awesomely wicked good in bed, and I often masturbate to pictures of myself nude, because I am that good looking. Can we negotiate a better rate?" In a word, No. Would you go to a restaurant and say, "I am a really good eater, can I get a better price on that steak?" Would you go to a lawyer and say, "I am an awesome criminal, can you represent me for free?" Would you go to the dentist and say, "My teeth are so bad that you should fix them all for $50!" A service provider gets paid at a set rate because she is a professional. She is good... no, not just good... wickedly awesome good, at what she does. Your part is the compensation, her part is the wicked awesome part. Pay the pretty lady and be happy. 3. Cleanliness is next to godliness. Ever step into an elevator and stand next to someone who smells like they have never met a bar of soap they liked? Ever met someone that looked like they were an extra in the Walking Dead? Have you ever gone into a bathroom after someone and wondered if they ate something dead? Step one. Go to the potty. Do your business. Wipe. Wipe again. Wipe again. and then, wipe again. Do the optical test. Last wipe. Is there any residue? If yes, start over. If no, then proceed to step two. Step Two. Shower. Clean EVERYWHERE. Rinse. Repeat. Did you pay attention to anywhere in particular??? Hmmm??? Go back to those places. Make em sparkle. (at this point I do suggest that artificial glitter is NOT necessary.) Get out of the shower. Towel dry (for pete's sake use a clean towel!)... apply a generous amount of deodorant/anti-perspirant. Brush your teeth. (if additional grooming is required, please do that too.) Step three. Clothing. Go to the place where you keep your clean clothes. No. Not the place where you put the stuff that you THINK you can wear again. The CLEAN clothes. You know that stuff that you just took from the dryer and folded nicely?? That's the stuff. Wear that shit. Uh oh... what if I have to do step one again?? Then repeat ALL the steps. Cuz skidmarks are not sexy. Febreeze showers are not acceptable. 4. I have to cancel, what do I do? Give your head a smack. With a hammer. Stop. Now take a pointy thing and stick it with great force into your upper thigh, avoiding the artery. Now, go to your car. Start it. Open the door, put your foot beneath a tire and have someone put that car in reverse. Cancellations? NOT COOL. We all know that shit happens. A death in the family. A sick kid. Decapitation with farm machinery. Thermonuclear war. Explosion of your planet from a death star ray. That shit is acceptable.... but you still owe the pretty lady an explanation AND a cancellation fee. When you cancel, providers don't eat. When providers don't eat they get distended bellies and look like kids from the CARE commercials. When you cancel, providers give not only you, but also your city, a bad reputation. This makes you masturbate more. Because you will never get laid again. Ever. You will over develop muscles in only one arm. Your clothes will fit poorly. People will figure it out and suspect you are the notorious masturbating king of cancellations. They will hunt you down and kill your family. Let's keep little Bobby and Joanie safe. If you make an appointment, keep that appointment. Your family will love you for it. 5. "I'm a little short on cash. Do you think she will notice if the envelope is a bit short?" In a word, yes. She will also point out that your penis is a bit short.... and that your skill level is a bit short... and that you cry like a bitch when you have your pathetic little man-gasm. Do you want that??? Do YOU WANT THAT, bitch??? Wow. That was a bit over-emphatic. Gonna step away from the computer and take a valium. BACK!!!! Where were we... yes. Shorting your provider. Not COOL. Remember, providers have special powers. They communicate telepathically. As soon as you walk out that door, she will know and so will all of her allies in the super friends. They will combine their superpowers and make sure that you never get wood again.... and if you do, it will be at inappropriate times... like at funerals or family gatherings or when talking to your grandfather or something like that. Seriously?? Give your head a shake. If you are short then GET the money and make sure you have it set aside BEFORE you book. You will have a wickedly awesome good time... just pay the pretty lady what you agreed to and enjoy! 6. Can I pay her in drugs? Hmmmm. Does your banker take drugs in lieu of money? Have you offered Rogers drugs in return for their cable/home phone/cell phone/internet bundle? When you get groceries at Loblaws, do they have a special drawer that says "financial equivalent in drugs?" You know the answer. "No, you addled-pated simpleton." Remember the distended belly part from above? Providers take cash because cash buys groceries, pays bills and looks pretty. Carrying cash will not get you arrested. Using cash is the engine that runs our capitalist society. "All you need is cash, cash is all you need." The Beatles sang that, I think. Your turn....

Its taken me a couple weeks to come up with words to describe Zoe and I'm still having issues. I've seen Zoe a couple of occasions now, seems to be a Friday afternoon habit of sorts. All I can say is what a great way to end the work week by spending time with a long legged blond bombshell that has the GND innocence. The first meeting with Zoe was easy to set up even with some location issues we had but once we had a spot picked she was there before waiting in a nice little summer dress. Conversation was just like two old friends which put all nerves at ease. Having just finished work I needed to jump through the rinse cycle and next thing i knew it was a shower for two which just got everything going. From that point I knew this was going to be great and the hour would fly by and it did. I'm not going to go into detail but guys when this 6' beauty wants to play be prepared, I quickly set up our next engagement once the festivities were done. Our second meeting was much the same as the first, an hour of bliss is the best way to describe it. Zoe now has her place set up so in central Kingston so it was easy to find and like our first meeting she was waiting for me. Kingston should be very thankful that Zoe spends as much time here as she does. She is a real person who truly loves what she does and will put the biggest smile on your face after your encounter....you will be back for more and she will become your addiction.

Hi everyone, Would you be able to tell me which hotels downtown Ottawa are good for SPs to stay in if they were visiting Ottawa? They need to be nice, discreet, and no room card needed to use the elvators. I have been to the Lord Elgin, Chateau Laurier, Minto Hotel, and The Delta for hobbying, and they were all pretty good. Can anyone confirm that those are still SP friendly? Any info is appreciated. Thanks.

The Kijiji ad seemed to come out of nowhere. Still, I opted to try out this facility North of Arlington. The operators are TCM (Traditional Chinese Medicine) practitioners. It's not what what we would call a "happy" place. The quality of the full body massage was surprisingly good and competent. I've had many relaxing massages in the past, but none like this in Winnipeg. The calibre of the people including the TCM doctor and the nature of their work, near to Health Sciences no less, was surprising. There isn't much more to tell. Call this a TFTT. I was expecting (hoping) for something a little different , but what I received was rewarding for other reasons.

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Hmm, I wouldn't say I'm an overly confident person in general, but I do try to do my job well and I think it's shown over time. Same thing with hobbies. So I wouldn't say that I go around promoting myself but I also don't think I surprise people when I do good work on a job or activity. I'd say in terms of being vocal it comes down more to when I feel passionate about something. There are topics and projects that are important to me, and that I feel I've got a good understanding on, so when those come up I tend to speak up. But that's more about me eagerly trying to explain a concept or issue that I feel I'm knowledgeable on as opposed to boasting about talents, I suppose.

Is anybody working near the CHIMO? Doesn't matter if its a massage or SP.

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Keep in mind there was a court case not too long ago which stated that the photographer owns the pic not the person who had her pic taken. No wonder paparazzi make money! How many ppl ask the photographer before sharing pics on the net!!!

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So you've seen my adds, read my shouts and you've probably perv'd my pictures too you naughty boy... How about reading a review from another victim I seduced? Here it is: It looks like Paradise in Bells Corners has scored big, again. This establishment was always great: clean and businesslike, with polite staff and nice premises (not to mention adorable attendants), very far from being seedy and giving you second thoughts or guilty feelings. And now one of their new ladies is definitely a reason to give them solid "A": Salina, aka Salinaflower. Her looks on photos (and five-and-ten height, I adore tall girls) were the reason to book an introductory appointment. Little did I know what a wonderful gem she is, and how much I will regret it is only 30 min. It is a well worn cliche about pictures not doing justice, but in this case the pics are not even close. "Model looks" would be a misnomer since most models are too skinny, but Salina is divinely beautiful. In addition she is intelligent, friendly, attentive, and yes super sexy. The very opportunity to be touched by this goddess is incredibly exciting, and on top of it her massage skills are great. She got strong hands and she is not a novice to the trade. Touching her is a delight for she is smooth, soft, yet firm where needed. The session with this wonderful lady was uplifting in more than one sense. The whole experience made me a happy man (planning to repeat), so decided to share the opinion: amazing girl, highly recommended! Guys, please treat her really well Working in Bells corners today form 9:00-3:30 613.820.8887

Alcohol isn't a prescribed drug, though, so you can't compare the two. We don't see a fuss over smoking cigarettes or taking other prescribed medications. There are a number of comments online about how this individual should be on medical leave if he can't get through a workday without medication; I doubt very much that we would see the same dialogue if this discussion was about any other prescription medication. Would a Mountie in uniform be allowed to inject himself with insulin? Doesn't that technically project a "bad" image? What about psychiatric medications? He doesn't necessarily need to smoke on the job, though. There are oral medications that he could be prescribed for when he is on the job (Nabilone/Cesamet and Dronabilone/Marinol). He is on administrative duties, so impairment at work is not really an issue. I am glad this is creating conversations on PTSD in the workplace.

Hey, my dildo over the 14 story balcony would always make for a great "Oh shit!" posting in case for those who have never heard about it. lol. I've posted this incident quite a few times on here but it never gets old. lol. I copied and pasted it from another thread.. Here's another one to add to my list of mishaps as an SP...The Demise of Mr. Pink. I was moving boxes one day in the condo I was using and unloaded some out to the balcony to move furniture around. Before I knew it, a dildo slipped out of the box under the glass partition where there was a space. I tried to grab it but too late. Panicking, I was about to look over when I covered my ears for the downfall and all of a sudden heard some guy screaming `WTF`!!`A big pink 10 inch dildo ( exact one as pictured below and who I affectionately named "Mr. Pink") fell 14 stories from the condo building onto some passerby dude head on Somerset St. I'm sure it continued rolling down to Bank St not long after. . Imagine getting hit in the head with the above in public on a busy downtown street in Ottawa!

Oh shit! I almost crashed, while driving! Got distracted by some lady flashing her boob at me from a window! Lol ;) ;)

Wouldn't that be a narcissist? LOL. I know a few and can't stand being around them. lol. Knowing one's true self is actual confidence and doesn't need to be "put on" so to speak.

I agree. I think the key is "copying it and use it somewhere without permission" - that's a copyright infringement. Also, as raindancer says, you don't even have to copy to check the photos on Tineye. Searching a photo obviously is not illegal. If it is on the Internet, one can not prevent anyone to search for it. Otherwise, search engines such as Google would be out of business long time ago.

My understanding is there is a difference between copying something - or using that copy without my permission to "post, forward etc." I wouldn't have a problem with someone copying my picture for their own personal enjoyment as I have already posted my picture online. However, if you copy my picture, and then use it to pretend it is your likeness, that is never cool. Or, if you take a picture of me without my permission and then post it somewhere. I'm sorry to hear that there are those using your pictures trying to pretend it is them. That is never ok and I truly wish there was more we could do the stop this. For both providers and hobbyists this needs to stop.

I have never eaten anything in particular that I can say in particular aroused my sexual desires. I am horny when I feel good and feel good when I'm horny:) I don't believe in aphrodisiacs and being an animal advocate, I especially dislike the eastern beliefs, such as using bear gall bladder juice, tiger penis, rhino horn, the list goes on and on. There is no science behind any of it, more of a "if you believe it" it'll work . I think if you eat a healthy diet then your body will work as it should. Some of us are apparently able to have more or less sex than others, and that's the way different bodies function. To sum up, eat a healthy, well balanced diet and you'll get aroused when and where you're supposed to:)

I agree! On that note I decided to run the pics. through both Google and TinEye myself and I did get hits. That said the hits were all from the same cities, same sites and with the same phone number as her current New Brunswick ad. In my estimation it seems that this SP is legit (in that her pics. don't raise any flags) and has been travelling and working while doing so. I understand that BP and other such sites have bad apples but not everyone that uses those sites are intent on misleading their clients. In the my years on Cerb there have been people who have used fake pics. here and have been caught so it is not contained to BP and the like.

Great posts ans incredible pictures and videos. Keep all of them coming.

Dropped by the Mate tonight and had a really great time with Alexia. Cute brunette with hair half way down her back, killer ass and thighs, kinda flat chested but with pierced nips with a bar bell in each nip. Very accommodating young lady in the CR and a bubbly personality and great convos while we drank together. Going back to visit this lady again for sure.

In my early 30's I spent the better part of a year alone. I worked and interacted but socially I mostly retreated. I had become a cynical smart ass and unintentionally hurt some one feelings with a quip. I was shocked and it made me feel horrible so I kind of disappeared. I spent time reading, sitting in front of the fire, listening to records (I'm old) and over time took a hard look at myself and didn't like what I saw so I used the time to think and reflect on the kind of person I wanted to be and slowly I did figure some of it out. When I emerged I was a much happier positive person, a little quieter, became a good listener and I was more confident. I was asked all the time what was different, had I lost weight, changed my hair or wardrobe. I had no real answer but it seemed I was exuding something and people were drawn to it. A few were a little uncomfortable because I was different and had escaped my box but they too eventually came around. I look back at my alone time with great fondness as it changed my path and I'm so very grateful. Peace MG

In a way I guess were never really alone since most of us always have our phone, ipad, laptop or some other sort of communication device with us at all times, However; I love having 'me' time...I love having a nice glass of champagne while listening to my favorite songs, or enjoying a nice bubble bath, I also truly enjoy just sitting by the water looking out into the sun, one of the most peaceful feelings for me Now there is a difference between being alone and being lonely...I have been truly lonely before and its not a great feeling Kisses and Stay Sexxy xxo

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And besides the public perception of a uniformed Mountie smoking pot what about carrying a weapon or driving a cruiser while under the influence of THC. RG

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I second that!! Great bunch of ladies...makes me wish I was married to one of you.

If your looking for a younger, curvy 'flower' to take away those stress bumps...I'm your lady. I know you sit at home often, thinking about my pictures...wondering what my touch feels like. Let me assure you, its gentle, feminine and soft. A lady like me always did enjoy the mature person. Able to teach me something I've not felt yet? I'm working today until 3:30, stop by :)

My thoughts are with you my darling... Your positive attitude and the light you shine is inspiring and very courageaous.. You are indeed a beautiful person heart mind body and soul... I wish i had been on to find this out sooner, i am glad to take the opportunity now to be blown away by your stenghth and your love of life.... Go big baby...... This world is too small for awesome people like you xoxo Lots of luv thoughts and prayers..... :)

Way to go Eva! Looking forward to many more:) :bigclap:

All Hail Olympia!!! I would pay tribute to Claire Heavens as Goddess of any of my days, although she may prefer the more pleasurable aspects of life on earth over Olympus. She shares the beauty and love of Aphrodite as well as Athena's wisdom and mastery of war(on boredom). http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=128089 I'm not the only one who has taken note http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=153860

If you are not prepared to handle the answer, .. don't ask the question.

I just wanted to say thank you for all the special comments and thoughts, it is really, really appreciated. Family took the news, digested and then we drank half a case of Dru single malt, and a case of Petit Petit over the weekend. We told stories, jokes, laughed and cried! So, we move forward! Hope to attend the Ottawa Christmas social! Hugs! Tom The Liquor

I saw her ad on Cerb that she was in Kingston and after researching on here and the other boards I was convinced that she would be a lot of fun. She is from Montreal but spends a lot of time in Ottawa the last 2-3 years. Setting up the appointment was easy and a pleasant experience. When I arrived I was not disappointed at all. The pictures on her profile page are accurate. She has a nice face, is curvy, nice tits and ass. She was pleasant to talk to and asked me up front if there was anything in particular I liked. She started by me sitting on the bed and her on her knees giving me a really nice wet sloppy BBBJ. This girl knows what she is doing and brought me to the edge a couple times. She then asked me to lie down down and she got on the bed with me, tied her hair back and looked up at me with those big beautiful eyes as she proceeded to give me more of a fantastic BBBJ. She took me out of her mouth, told me how much she enjoyed it (I could tell she was so good) and then continued. She used lots of spit which really added to the sensation. She brought me to the edge a couple more times, so when I would let her know she would take me out and either lick my balls or my shaft until I was in control again. After about 15 minutes I told her it was her turn. She looked at me and asked if I like 69 as that was her favorite. How could I not. She has a nice shaved pussy and very tasty. Here clit was very sensitive and before long she was grinding me and I knew she was close so I went in for the kill. She had an orgasm and told me she has not cum that fast in a long time. She asked if I wanted to fuck her and and I said yes but I was enjoying the BBBJ so much to finish me that way. Wow and did she ever, I exploded as her beautiful mouth milked me dry. There was a little twist at the end that I had asked her to do and she did which made it a perfect ending (our little secret) My only regret is not doing her doggy as I know she would be great in that position. Unless you are looking for a spinner which she is not I would recommend her and hope to see her again if she returns to Kingston. I really liked her sexy body and would not change a thing.

I too agree with all of the selections in this thread. the only one that comes to mind right now as missing would be Emily Rushton. She writes very sensually and from the heart.

OD, did you know that the G spot and the clitoris are actually connected? And that the clit can be up to 12" long? The clit and the penis are actually the same (the fetus at 12 weeks changes from a male to female). Its just kept inside, so most think because of what we can see, it is tiny, but in reality it is really a penis that hides inside the woman. Also, did you know that the clit grows over age? That's why older women have such an amazing sex drive.....