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I find it interesting that no ladies have chosen to respond here. Perhaps it's because they share my view about cybersexing with new clients; it's a no no. 99.9% of the requests are complete wastes of huge amounts time. Just my experience. Not something imo to be encouraged with a provider you haven't met yet, it will most probably leave a most bitter taste on her tongue. If this is something a man craves, he should seek out a cam girl... cat

How do you value your a(lone) time? How do you feel about being alone and/or lonely? How do you feel about the attachment we have to our cell phones, laptops, and ipods? I feel like we're constantly connected to something that may/may not be real. I feel like this 'connection' (virtual or otherwise) might infringe on our abilities to connect with people that are right in front of us. For example, I really miss just sitting on the bus and smiling at people. Being completely and utterly receptive to the present moment. I miss the time when it was more acceptable to start a random conversation with someone, before we all started hanging out with our cell phones. This is a really cool video that might inspire the thread - have fun with your responses:

I had the opportunity to meet the lovely Savannah Lane recently when she was on tour. We had chatted about getting together before, but our schedules never met up. However on her recent tour through NB we finally got the chance to get together. Savannah is a great conversationalist and we chatted via text throughout the day before our date. She sent me some lovely pictures to whet my appetite. Savannah's pictures on CERB are beautiful, but they pale in comparison to how she looks in person. Savannah greeted me at the door looking gorgeous in a short skirt. Within seconds of entering her room, she hugged and kissed me like a long lost boyfriend. We sat on the couch and chatted for a bit, before she grabbed me and began passionately kissing me. Savannah is a fantastic kisser and both of our hearts were soon racing. We couldn't keep our hands off each other deeply kissing and groping each other. We shed a few articles of clothing, deeply kissing and exploring each other the whole time. Savannah took my hand and lead me to her bed. Naked and breathing heavy, things only continued to get hotter. I won't go into details as YMMV, but I will say that Savannah is a passionate and responsive lover who loves to receive as much as she loves to give...and she loves to give! Blissfully spent, we lay naked in the bed for a while and chatted some more. Savannah is a mature and intelligent companion, and a generous and passionate lover! If you are looking to spend some truly un-rushed intimate time with a smart, sophisticated lady who truly understands passion, do not miss Savannah when she comes to your town!

You can dazzle them with your brilliance or baffle them with your bull shit. To me, those people appear confident but only one is. I am neither. I do not consider my self to be overly brilliant (I do ok) and I am definitely not a bull shitter (I don't like those people so if I was a bull shitter, I would not like myself). But I do consider myself to be confident in that I know my limitations and am confident enough to admit when I don't know something or when I make a mistake. And that is no BS.

Information abhors a vacuum. So, while some specific boards may come and go, I think there will always be an inclination for clients to gather and share local information somewhere on the 'net, and it makes business sense for SPs to interact with clients where they gather. Corrupt practices might appeal to dim-witted board admins, but it's a short-term con that inevitably erodes trust and damages the longer-term investment of the site itself. Given the value of anonymity on both sides in this industry, risking users' trust is an incredibly dumb move. Such places will weed themselves out naturally, and be replaced by somewhere people trust and value.

Like anything they'll come and go, but a necessity? Not imo, we could do fine without them:) They have their positive aspects and negative. There will always be those out to destroy others, and review forums are the perfect place, so is the internet in general. People love gossip, will listen to it, believe and play into without doing any research, it appears. If a hobbyist tells another," this girl is bad" well ... If posts are made that "she is a star", well... Sadly, too many believe hype, what is written and not enough put more value into finding out for themselves, believing what they see not just what they hear. I have always felt that this is a very personal, private business and it should be kept between those engaging but that is not what's popular apparently so even I've had to change my way of thinking and follow the rest:( I think they are here to stay and will only multiply, but that's just my opinion:)

Loneskater, I agree with what you are saying. I think however, it is important to each donate to a charity you feel comfortable supporting. Instead of waiting for someone to say "hey, drop off your toys at xxx place", do it and donate where you live. This way, the children get their donations, and in the end, it has nothing to do with "where" it comes from.

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Just read this thread for the first time and all I could think was WOW. I know this should not be surprising to me as pretty much every lady in this industry that I have met has been a people person but I am still impressed with the support you ladies show to each other the rest of us could learn something from this community.... I tip my hat to you all.

Hi everyone, Would you be able to tell me which hotels downtown Ottawa are good for SPs to stay in if they were visiting Ottawa? They need to be nice, discreet, and no room card needed to use the elvators. I have been to the Lord Elgin, Chateau Laurier, Minto Hotel, and The Delta for hobbying, and they were all pretty good. Can anyone confirm that those are still SP friendly? Any info is appreciated. Thanks.

The Kijiji ad seemed to come out of nowhere. Still, I opted to try out this facility North of Arlington. The operators are TCM (Traditional Chinese Medicine) practitioners. It's not what what we would call a "happy" place. The quality of the full body massage was surprisingly good and competent. I've had many relaxing massages in the past, but none like this in Winnipeg. The calibre of the people including the TCM doctor and the nature of their work, near to Health Sciences no less, was surprising. There isn't much more to tell. Call this a TFTT. I was expecting (hoping) for something a little different , but what I received was rewarding for other reasons.

Hmm, I wouldn't say I'm an overly confident person in general, but I do try to do my job well and I think it's shown over time. Same thing with hobbies. So I wouldn't say that I go around promoting myself but I also don't think I surprise people when I do good work on a job or activity. I'd say in terms of being vocal it comes down more to when I feel passionate about something. There are topics and projects that are important to me, and that I feel I've got a good understanding on, so when those come up I tend to speak up. But that's more about me eagerly trying to explain a concept or issue that I feel I'm knowledgeable on as opposed to boasting about talents, I suppose.

Is anybody working near the CHIMO? Doesn't matter if its a massage or SP.

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Here is a link I found online: http://users.trytel.com/.pbkerr/copyright.html Canadian copyright law is governed by the Copyright Act, which protects original literary, artistic, musical and dramatic works. A partial list of works which are entitled to copyright protection in Canada includes: books, newspapers, dictionaries, manuals, catalogues, magazines, pamphlets, computer software, paintings, drawings, design trade-marks, sculptures, architectural works, engravings, dramatic works, photographs, films, videos, scripts, maps, lyrics and musical works. One very significant right granted to the owner of Canadian copyright in a work, is the exclusive right to reproduce the work, (or any substantial part of the work) in any material form whatever. For example, the owner of copyright in a book has the right to stop others from making copies of the book, (or any substantial part of the book), whether the copying is by way of a commercial printer, a photocopy machine, or by way of a computer image/text scanner. In addition to acquiring the exclusive right to copy the work, the owner of copyright in a work also receives an entire "bundle" of rights, some of which are specific to the type of work in question. For example, in the case of a dramatic work, copyright includes the right to convert the dramatic work into a novel. In the case of computer software, it includes the right to rent the software to others. Each different type of work has its own bundle of copyrights. Copyright comes into existence automatically, at the time the work was created, and, in the case of most works, it continues until the end of the calendar year in which the author of the work dies (regardless of whether the author has sold or assigned the copyright in the work or not), and continues for an additional period of 50 years. There are some notable exceptions to this rule however. One such exception relates to photographs, which are protected by copyright from the time the photograph was taken, up until the end of the calendar year in which the photograph was taken , and for an additional period of 50 years (that is, the termination date of copyright protection for photographs is linked to the date the photograph was taken, and not the date of the photographer's death). "Moral" rights are also protected under Canadian copyright law. Moral rights include the author's right to be associated with the work by name, or pseudonym and the right to remain anonymous, and include the author's right to the integrity of the work (that is, the author's right to stop the work from being distorted, mutilated or modified, to the prejudice of the author's honour or reputation, or from being used in association with a product, service, cause or institution). Moral rights remain with the author of a work, even where the work, or the copyright in the work, has been sold or assigned. Moral rights continue to exist in a work for the same length of time as do the other copyrights in the work in question. Copyright in a work may be assigned or licensed to others. All assignments and licenses of copyright must be in writing to be valid. The mere transfer of physical possession of a work does not thereby include an assignment of copyright in the work. While moral rights may not be assigned, these rights may be waived by the author, in whole, or in part. A mere assignment or license of copyright in a work does not, in and of itself, amount to a waiver of moral rights in the work. It is therefore recommended that, where possible, all assignments and licenses of copyright include a written waiver of the author's moral rights. Each work in which copyright subsists should be marked with a notice in the following form: "© Smith and Company, 1996". That is, the notice should display the copyright symbol ©, followed by the name of the owner of copyright, followed by the year in which the work was published. This notice is to be displayed in such manner and location as to give reasonable notice of a claim of copyright in the work. Copyright may be registered in Canada at the Canadian Copyright Office located in Ottawa/Hull. While registration of copyright in a work is not required in Canada, registration does provide benefits to the copyright owner, and is recommended. When registering copyright in Canada, there is no need to file a copy of the work with the Canadian Copyright Office (in fact, the Canadian Copyright Office will return any works which anyone attempts to file with them!). It is therefore possible to obtain a copyright registration in Canada without having to disclose any of the confidential information which may be contained in the work (although you will have to disclose the work's title). Did I infringe on the copyright of this author? I copied it and pasted it here. However, did I distort, mutilate or modify it? No, I copied and pasted and gave the credit of where it came from. So, I would not be guilty of copyright or moral right of this piece. However, if I tried to say these were my own words, or, say that they said something different, then I would be infringing on their rights, and this would be actionable in court. So, the very nature that I copied this and re-posted it here is not an infringement of their rights. Its only when I start saying something else, that's when it gets into the courts. I agree that once you post a picture on the web, it becomes a public domain. Unless you have your pictures set to private (in which case no one except those you allow would be able to see it), you don't have any recourse - except only if someone posts your picture and say's this is their likeness or being malicious or distorted, that you have recourse in court.

Alcohol isn't a prescribed drug, though, so you can't compare the two. We don't see a fuss over smoking cigarettes or taking other prescribed medications. There are a number of comments online about how this individual should be on medical leave if he can't get through a workday without medication; I doubt very much that we would see the same dialogue if this discussion was about any other prescription medication. Would a Mountie in uniform be allowed to inject himself with insulin? Doesn't that technically project a "bad" image? What about psychiatric medications? He doesn't necessarily need to smoke on the job, though. There are oral medications that he could be prescribed for when he is on the job (Nabilone/Cesamet and Dronabilone/Marinol). He is on administrative duties, so impairment at work is not really an issue. I am glad this is creating conversations on PTSD in the workplace.

Wouldn't that be a narcissist? LOL. I know a few and can't stand being around them. lol. Knowing one's true self is actual confidence and doesn't need to be "put on" so to speak.

That only works for a short time until those around realize what's going on

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In my early 30's I spent the better part of a year alone. I worked and interacted but socially I mostly retreated. I had become a cynical smart ass and unintentionally hurt some one feelings with a quip. I was shocked and it made me feel horrible so I kind of disappeared. I spent time reading, sitting in front of the fire, listening to records (I'm old) and over time took a hard look at myself and didn't like what I saw so I used the time to think and reflect on the kind of person I wanted to be and slowly I did figure some of it out. When I emerged I was a much happier positive person, a little quieter, became a good listener and I was more confident. I was asked all the time what was different, had I lost weight, changed my hair or wardrobe. I had no real answer but it seemed I was exuding something and people were drawn to it. A few were a little uncomfortable because I was different and had escaped my box but they too eventually came around. I look back at my alone time with great fondness as it changed my path and I'm so very grateful. Peace MG

In a way I guess were never really alone since most of us always have our phone, ipad, laptop or some other sort of communication device with us at all times, However; I love having 'me' time...I love having a nice glass of champagne while listening to my favorite songs, or enjoying a nice bubble bath, I also truly enjoy just sitting by the water looking out into the sun, one of the most peaceful feelings for me Now there is a difference between being alone and being lonely...I have been truly lonely before and its not a great feeling Kisses and Stay Sexxy xxo

Watching Kiss Kiss Bang Bang right now....personally I think Robert Downey Jr is kinda overrated......that being said though.....Jesus H Christ I haven't laughed this hard in SO long! Posted via Mobile Device

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Well I am a huge supporter of Christmas Daddies , I give to Salvation Army regularly , plus I support lots of kids activities. As a business owner my company raises money for kids for Christmas and IWK. Having said that ,I don't think that I will support a cerb movement to raise money for Christmas kids. I don't think it's appropriate for a group like this to be raising money for kids because of the nature of this groups principle reason of existence . Second reason is that I like to keep my real identity away from other members so how would you collect the funds? There are lots of groups that raise money for Xmas gifts for kids so I suggest we all support the ones already in existence .

And besides the public perception of a uniformed Mountie smoking pot what about carrying a weapon or driving a cruiser while under the influence of THC. RG

I second that!! Great bunch of ladies...makes me wish I was married to one of you.

If your looking for a younger, curvy 'flower' to take away those stress bumps...I'm your lady. I know you sit at home often, thinking about my pictures...wondering what my touch feels like. Let me assure you, its gentle, feminine and soft. A lady like me always did enjoy the mature person. Able to teach me something I've not felt yet? I'm working today until 3:30, stop by :)

My thoughts are with you my darling... Your positive attitude and the light you shine is inspiring and very courageaous.. You are indeed a beautiful person heart mind body and soul... I wish i had been on to find this out sooner, i am glad to take the opportunity now to be blown away by your stenghth and your love of life.... Go big baby...... This world is too small for awesome people like you xoxo Lots of luv thoughts and prayers..... :)

Way to go Eva! Looking forward to many more:) :bigclap:

@Claire. I think I'll have to take you up on that offer to visit your recovery room...

CERB is a place that you can ask questions that would otherwise go unasked, and receive frank & honest answers. Where else can someone ask "how do I make my cum taste better"?

The first time I bought Habanero peppers was about 15 years ago. I bought 10 of them at Loblaws and went home to make a spaghetti sauce. I chopped them up and added them to the sauce (yes, it was a veery hot spaghetti sauce). After I was done I headed over to the bathroom to wash my hands. On the way, without thinking, I reached through my boxers and scratched my balls. Needless to say, I was in the shower with the water on for the next 30 minutes. Gives new meaning to the words "Great Balls of Fire"! Polydeuces

Well said wildandcrazy...I had the pleasure of meeting her also this week..I would repeat as often as I could!

I have never seen a speach from the throne........must be funny and awkard to see some one itting there on a toilette while talking about the economic future....... Posted via Mobile Device

If you are not prepared to handle the answer, .. don't ask the question.

Caprice Remy Lacroix, porn star and molecular biologist (really)

A postable pic from our AW social group: Remy Lacroix, pornstar!

After reading her sensual recommendation, the thought of joining Emily J in a duo with Cleo Catra quickly rose to the top of my list of fantasy duo pairings. :)

Why is it when I want to pet my dog, I can't find the bugger... but when there's food around, I can't get rid of him. lol

Do to the rules of this board I can't comment on someones inability to give a decent (being nice) massage, so I'd suggest you give her a try for yourself... If you feel generous bring her a gift (maybe some clean sheets). Search the name "Shannon" (in wpg) for a truly relaxing and enjoyable experience. Hope I didn't break any rules.

Why is it that there is a debate about whether the G spot exists or not? Clearly it does....

I am not going to choose one particular oon or even a couple........ Each lady writes what she thinks she likes and puts herself out there with every word. Posted via Mobile Device