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Gah! As someone with a background in IT and who currently owns her own computer shop, please don't go freaking out. This has been around for years and is, in fact, scareware. It plays on the immediate human response to try and get money. IF people read it, they will realize that if you indeed have committed said nefarious acts, the RCMP isn't going to let you off with paying $200 or $300 via Ukash. They are going to come and drag you, kicking and screaming, to jail. Read EVERYTHING!!!! Secondly, virus protection programs are bullshit. None of them are going to protect you 100%. Not one. No matter how much you pay or don't pay, you will not be protected 100%. Virus makers get around these programs. In addition, when you install something it is going to tell you you have some insane number of viruses -- otherwise, are you going to give them money to get rid of them? In addition, it is NOT very often you actually have a "virus". 95% of the time it's junkware or adware. The number one way to avoid this? Educate yourself on what to watch for, what to avoid, what are safe sites etc. Of course, there is always the possibility of being at the wrong place at the wrong time (which is usually the case with the RCMP Virus). But I haven't had virus protection for 20 years and I have had a virus ONCE in that time. Another point to consider... Most popular virus programs (Avast, AVG, Norton, McAfee, Kapersky) take about 20% of your computers resources. Most of the computers I see in my shop cannot handle a 20% performance reduction. Yes - I'm saying that virus protection programs can do more harm than good! IF you insist on having one, and it's a good idea while you learn what to avoid -- Microsoft Security Essentials is great. It doesn't use as many resources, it's FREE, it doesn't expire. It does JUST as good a job as any of the paid ones - so why pay. By the way - PM me if you'd like porn site suggestions where I have NEVER gotten a virus!!!! :) If anyone ever has computer questions, don't hesitate to PM me, ok? Your sexy geek SP... ;)

I recently started to see ads for Sophie that peeked my interest. Soon after her first ad, she joined our community here on CERB and this made me want to make a connection soon. So this past Friday I saw that she was working, I had to make contact. I emailed her as her ad requests and introduced myself and asked a few question. Sophie promptly replied and her email asked me for my phone number and a time she could call to discuss further. This process is a little different for me, however I absolutely understand her desire for discretion and her process for booking. It doesn't matter how many times I meet a woman I am always a little nervous. Being nervous was short lived though as soon as Sophie opened the door. I was met by this petite sexy woman with a big hug and kiss. Sophie is extremely friendly and intelligent and this led to conversation with her being very easy and interesting. We proceeded to talk for awhile getting to know each other which led to her starting to get playful with some kissing and touching. Now, as for the naughty part of our encounter I won't get into the details. Every encounter is going to be different and of course a YMMV situation. I will say though, that Sophie is very sensual, a great kisser and I absolutely loved exploring every inch of her. Sophie was very adept to my needs and desires and accommodated them perfectly. Sophie works a limited schedule, but I would highly recommend to anyone. I certainly plan on repeat visits as often as time permits. Thank you Sophie for the memorable and enjoyable time. It was an absolute pleasure meeting you and I look forward to much more time spent together.

Unless the client specifically told the sp to let him know when she is going to be back in town, and then ONLY by the method of communication he specified - the answer is always NO. Lots of threads on this too. Not too many things everyone on this board agrees with, but this is the one thing everyone seems to agree with.

Things has been pretty shitty for me lately with my dad who is really sick and other personal things...can I has a hug? or 10?

Well, that was a smashing experience. Jordan is a super friendly girl with a high sex drive. Definitely not a spinner type. But warm, welcoming, and accommodating. An orgasmic experience all around. The most fun I've had in a long time. Say no more....nudge nudge...wink wink...

Of course she can contact me anytime.... phone....text....bbm....drop by the house....after all communication is important. But remember we need to consider my wife so: You are looking for Bond.... James Bond The code words for your in town is "Congratulations you have won a Cruise" to arrange a time to meet say "are you interested in a time share" if you leave a number to call back add one number to every digit of real number. if its about the Duo we were trying to setup just say "there are 3 options for the time share" Wait..... as I think about this.... maybe it would be best to not contact me unless we have set it up in advance. Additional Comments: Of course she can contact me anytime.... phone....text....bbm....drop by the house....after all communication is important. But remember we need to consider my wife so: You are looking for Bond.... James Bond The code words for your in town is "Congratulations you have won a Cruise" to arrange a time to meet say "are you interested in a time share" if you leave a number to call back add one number to every digit of real number. if its about the Duo we were trying to setup just say "there are 3 options for the time share" Wait..... as I think about this.... maybe it would be best to not contact me unless we have set it up in advance.

I am a husband. I am a father. I am a friend. I am a child of God and believes the Lord works in mysterious ways. I am not perfect!!. I am addicted to anything salty. I am the year of the tiger. I am an autumn baby and the sign of Virgo. I am a winemaker and a wood worker. I love olives and grape season. I am a work in progress and always discovering something. I am a fabulous cook. I am a powertool hound. I am often wondering what happens next. I am proof that time heals all wounds. I am living and I am learning. I love thunderstorms and fear losing the people that I love. I am lost without my wrist watch. I am urban and I am an avid outdoorsman. I am a believer that everyone has a story. Mornings are for sleeping in or making love. I am an aviation fanatic, civil and military. I believe in guardian angels and I am thanking my lucky stars. I am a frequent visitor of any hardware stores. I am a perpetual Mr. Fix-it. I am more than just a beast of burden. I am a man of mystery and I have of lot of TLC to give. I am a potato chip junkie. I am a gentleman mechanic. I am happiest when I am behind the viewfinder of my camera. I am a satisfied DIY'er. I can give you the shirt of my back. I am on the information super highway. I am here, in plain sight, even as big as I am, I can still be unnoticeable . I am most comfortable in the kitchen. I am inviting you to enjoy a glass of wine with me. I am a good listener. I am a believer of treating people the way that I want to be treated. I am inspired by my friends. I am trying to let go of memories of situations that took advantage of me, I need to give the overflowing love that I have. I need someone to thirst for the love that I have to give. I need to be appreciated. I need to be listened too. I need to be understood. I need to be held. I need to be spoken to with respect. I need to be reminded of things with dignity. ...and I am wishing you were here..

If you told them it is fine then Yup. If you didn't then Nope. Every lady that knows me or is in contact with me ....whether they have met me or not knows they can contact me 24/7 but that was because of my Okey Dokey. I wouldn't expect it otherwise. There are unwritten rules that are not always followed or are missed because they need to be read between the lines. This is one of them. It is very important to have clarity one on one with each provider and client relationship in my humble opinion.

Sure!!! Sounds like fun :) xo

Absolutely !!! I also love the hustle and bustle of Xmas ....shopping ONLINE from my office where crowds and pushy peeps are not PISSING ME OFF !!!! hehe For all of my family or for my sexy Cerb lady friends that get lingerie to your door..... If I can't get it online I hope you like a gift card ;) haha

Ladies and gents, its now official !! The Ottawa Christmas Social will be held Thursday, December 12th, so mark your calendar!! We are opening the Christmas festivities for 70 members in good standing (35 gents and 35 ladies). Loneskater and I have taken all the comments the attendees have made during the last social to keep improving these events! We are also be holding the festivities at a new venue. Gents, tickets are available at a cost of $35 (payable in person or e-mail money transfer), which will cover snacks, a drink for the ladies and door prizes. You will be kept updated via this thread as things progress. As it's an event organized by and for the CERB community, please contact myself or Loneskater directly should you have questions. Cheers!! MisterT

Even after 25 plus years I never go in my SO's purse or wallet and if she wants something out of either I'll hand it to her. She never looks at my phone and I never look at hers. Peace MG

Rule of thumb for texters is to pass the "Would this be OK if it was a phone call instead of a text?" If the answer is NO or HELL NO, then don't do it. There is no reason why traveling sps can't update previous clients or contacts by pm or email, there are ten dozen reasons why they shouldn't do it by phone or texting. Why people treat texts differently from phone calls is beyond me. The phone rings or beeps. The messsage comes in. It is completely readable to anyone in view of the phone. A phone call comes in. The phone rings. Receiver answers the call. The conversation, on only one side, is open to anyone within earshot. If people can understand what happens in that second case, why don't they understand the reality of sending out texts? Especially blatant and graphic and revealing ones. The sp texting would have been better off with a very basic and generic message, that aren't so obviously sex worker talk.

I worked on a government grant, well I was paid every week. I was 16 and the supervisor was 17. We did things like clean beaches, ( laid on the beach) cut grass, (smoked it) and also helped the elderly. Poor people I am sure we did more harm than good. Anyway that was my first job and I was paid $117 and some change. I also put every penny in the bank and a few years later I made my first investment with it.

Oh, poor Lee, the pitfalls of menopause. Eat some chocolate & have a good cry. There there! Sandi :icon_lol:

Honesty, there are many times I wonder the same thing, when a client books and confirms and yet cancels last min.... many times over. Sometimes turns out to be legit excuse, and other times, not too sure. Maybe he IS real...maybe NOT... In this case I simply look at the pattern and repetition .... perhaps she is just busy, give it time! Not every lady is full time, sometimes we work our apt around our lives. I know Gent's in PEI who have met her, I can say with 99.5 that she is real.

I had a chance to meet her last week for the fist time! she is a cutie, very friendly, welcoming, and a great kisser... she worshiped all parts of my body... from head to toe.... a very impressive service and i am definitely going back to her regularly... this is a type of girl that I enjoy my time to spend with... btw, she is independent and this the link to her ad on BP for more info: http://newbrunswick.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sugar-n-spice-n-everything-nice-28/1599580

Great poll idea, Brad. It really makes you think about what's important. And great responses from everyone so far. As with many questions, there is no right or wrong answer. Only what's right for you.

I just turned 30 and am far from family. Could use a hug.

It wouldn't be anything else... You cannot orgasm and urinate at the same time. It is physically impossible ;)

Lots of opinions - even some threads on them: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=146788 http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=153570

Thank you to all the gents who have paid their tickets over the last few days! I just wanted to let everyone know that i'm down to my last 2 tickets!! Loneskater and i will be finalizing our snacks menu as well as getting everything settled (food order and drinks for the ladies) this coming tuesday with our venue. Cheers!

Went there on Friday and had a session with Apple. 2 complaints, #1 Apple asked me how much i was tipping her before she even finished the massage and it was way too cold in there. I wasn't even hard therefor turned down the HE, was just too cold.

Sexy fun blue-eyed brunette ready to get down and dirty. Come play with me today and we can get freaky. I love to dominate and have a few sexy surprises that I love to use as well. I love my job and I'm great at it. I am very open-minded and love to play. I am working at Ottawa's most upscale spa in the west end of Ottawa. I'm 5'7, athletic build, perky B36 bust, angelic blue eyes, long dark hair, seductive lips, golden tan, open minded, 100% natural beauty, fun & comfortable to be with... Services: Full Erotic body massage Reverse massage Slippery wet body slides Reverse body slides Hot tub for more intimate session Showers for 2 Domination Duos Fresh towels & linens ATM Cater to fetishes, just ask... Call today to book your appointment with me at 613-820-8887.

Hahaha I kinda of agree with it!!! I remember when I was a Kid back home... It looked so pretty on TV... always wanted to see it live... and play in it... and It looked so much fun to make snow angels... BUT THIS IS TEH REALITY NOW... Aug. 12 - Moved to our new home in Canada. I am so excited.It's so beautiful here. The mountains are so majestic. Can hardly wait to see them with snow covering them. Oct. 14 - Canada. It is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves have turned all colours and shades of red and orange. Went for a ride through the beautiful countryside and saw some deer. They are so graceful. Certainly they are the most wonderful animals on earth. This must be paradise. I love it here. Nov. 11 - Remembrance Day. Deer season starts soon. I can't imagine anyone wanting to kill such a gorgeous creature. Hope it snows soon. I love it here. Dec. 2 - It snowed last night. Woke up to find everything blanketed with white. It looks like a postcard. We went outside and cleaned the snow off the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a snowball fight (I won). When the snow plough came by we had to shovel the driveway again. What a beautiful place. I love Canada. Dec. 12 - More snow last night. The snow plough did his trick again to the driveway. I love it here. Dec. 19 - More snow last night. Couldn't get out of the driveway to get to work. It's beautiful here but I'm exhausted from shoveling. Friggin snow plough. Dec. 22 - More of that white **** fell last night. I've got blisters on my hands and a sore back from shoveling. I think the snow plough hides around the corner until I'm done shoveling the driveway. *******. Dec. 25 - Merry F'ng Christmas! More frigging snow. If I ever get my hands on the son-of-a-***** who drives the snow plough,I swear I'll kill the bastard. Don't know why they don't use more salt on the roads to melt the friggin ice. Dec. 27 - More white **** last night. Been inside for three days now except for shoveling out the driveway after that snow plough goes through every time. Can't go anywhere, the car's stuck in a mountain of white **** and it's so frigging cold. The weatherman says to expect another 10 inches of the **** again tonight. Do you know how many shovels full of snow 10 inches is? Dec. 28 - That ****ing weatherman was wrong. We got 34 inches of the **** this time. Can you believe that he missed it by 24 inches. At this rate it won't melt before summer. The snow plough got stuck up in the road and that bastard came to my door and asked to borrow my shovel. After I told him that I had already broken six shovels shoveling out all the **** he had pushed into my driveway, I damn near broke my last one over his bloody head. Jan. 4 - Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get food and on my way back a damned deer ran in front of the car. Did about $3,000 damage to the car. Those stinkin' beasts should be killed. The bastards are everywhere. Wish the hunters had exterminated them all last November. May 3 - Took the car to the garage in town. Would you believe the thing is rusted out from all that blody salt they put all over the roads. ?? May 10 - Moved to Florida. I can't imagine why anyone in their right mind would ever want to live in such a God forsaken place as Canada WELLL no I have not yet moved to Florida or Back home... Still Here... Darn... one day one day LOL This are a a few FAQ: 1. Why did you move to Canada? I have no F... Clue... 2. Do you Like it here? Yes I do... But Not the winters... 3. How was your first winter? Aweful.., I spent indoors witha broken ankle.., I fell walking on the snow... 4. Are you used to the winter now? No not really.. But I have learn to accept them and try to vacation in between and take breaks from it.... Many People has told me.. you just have to get involved in winter sports and activities... My answer is I get cold easy.. and I do.. My feet and hands can freeze easily even when wearing High quality winter clothing... (i even bought electric heated boots once LOL). I was born and raised in South America and I was not Built for this weather.., Unlike FORD i was not Built Though... LOL!

An interesting twist on this idea would be if the amount of money you receive increased with the greater odds of death. Set the baseline at 1:1000 with a million. At 1:100 it's 10 million, at 1:10000 it is $100,000. You get the idea. That would change my response, and possibly others as well. I'd risk higher odds, but probably not greater than 1:100.

Big hugs to two people today. To Cometman who has two tractors down. If I was there, I'd help keep you warm in the one missing the glass plate in the cab. And To Malika - thinking of you and what you're going through with your dad. I can relate and sending you my positive thoughts.

I'm sorry but when I read those last two sentences it sounds like something from a prison or mafia movie. Maybe this makes me not a real man but I can think of plenty of situations in life where everyone would have been better off had someone spoken up when they witnessed a wrongdoing. Bullying or assaults certainly come to mind. Things like that continue and cause harm so often because no one does come forward. Now, a spa attendant offering an illegal service may not be at the same level as that, of course, but they are still putting their coworkers, visitors, and owners of the premise at great risk, without their knowledge. If they were doing something illegal that could only hurt themselves you might argue that it was their choice and should be left to them. But in this case if others acting in good faith end up arrested or closed down because someone else was being "a real man" I don't think they'll thank anyone.

The Dropkick Murphy's from Boston......wicked awesome band!

Best solution? Pick your cause of choicex(FeedNS, Sally Ann, Radio station toy drive) and give them your bill of choice (Blue, Purple, Green, Red or Brown)!

Alcohol isn't a prescribed drug, though, so you can't compare the two. We don't see a fuss over smoking cigarettes or taking other prescribed medications. There are a number of comments online about how this individual should be on medical leave if he can't get through a workday without medication; I doubt very much that we would see the same dialogue if this discussion was about any other prescription medication. Would a Mountie in uniform be allowed to inject himself with insulin? Doesn't that technically project a "bad" image? What about psychiatric medications? He doesn't necessarily need to smoke on the job, though. There are oral medications that he could be prescribed for when he is on the job (Nabilone/Cesamet and Dronabilone/Marinol). He is on administrative duties, so impairment at work is not really an issue. I am glad this is creating conversations on PTSD in the workplace.

not me. I've used BP twice and both times have been disappointed by someone very different than the posted pics. any warning here is helpful

Loneskater, I agree with what you are saying. I think however, it is important to each donate to a charity you feel comfortable supporting. Instead of waiting for someone to say "hey, drop off your toys at xxx place", do it and donate where you live. This way, the children get their donations, and in the end, it has nothing to do with "where" it comes from.

CERB is a place that you can ask questions that would otherwise go unasked, and receive frank & honest answers. Where else can someone ask "how do I make my cum taste better"?

If you're looking for recommendations I think a bit more info is needed. Your "regular" might not be someone else's regular. As for kissing, as Cristy said, it too is a VERY personal like/dislike. When you find someone who fits your kissing style and passion, who can transport you to the brink of ecstasy with their lips it's a beautiful thing. Start with attraction, move to meeting then try the kiss. Good luck in your search....SUCH a worthy goal! Kissing is *rawr*

Thank, they do wear cute skirts & have nice moves... I take it Calle likes fake blond hair. LOL.

Aside from the few drivers without snow tires it always seems that the first real snow fall of the year catches drivers by surprise. It is like everyone forgot how to drive in the snow. Two or three more days of snow on the ground will give the majority time enough to relearn what had been forgotten since last March. Till then, keep your head down!

I find it terribly rude-when guys pm you and ask for your availability as they are interested in setting something up-you reply back , provide them with the info they are looking for and then...................Nothing! I completely understand we all have busy lives, and cannot always provide lengthy pms....but a simple not today, that does not work-that right there took me less than 2 seconds to type. Anyhoo-thats all :)

Well I finally made a date with this lovely lady and she was delightful. Very friendly on the phone and arrived at my place in a timely fashion for the short notice I requested of her. She was even able to find an outfit the way I described that I would like to see her in and it was better than I could have even thought of (the stockings were perfect Leigh!). Opening the door was great, she is a very pretty and young looking lady, to me she looks a lot younger than she really is. She changed into that cute little outfit then we got down to the business end. We ironed out the details of what I was looking for from her menu and she was very easy to talk to about this, something an awkward guy like me finds calming. After I decided on a 2 hour session with her she and I engaged in a little pillow talk and kissing rather than a massage as I wanted to try something a little different. Then the fun started! She asked what was my favorite part of an encounter and after I told her the bbbjs she went to town and worked my buddy and his two little friends to perfection. She was also able to get herself off with fingers during this which really helped turn me on more. I then remembered that my favorite part of bjs was actually the after play sucking that can feel really great after a big finish and she was more than accommodating for that pleasure. We went back to some more pillow talk and cuddling (awww yeah I'm a softy) and then eventually went for the gold. Tried a few different positions that were great, and then took another break. She knew my fave was the bjs so started into that again but an old doggy like me can only finish so many times. At this point I swung her into the 69 position and reciprocated as best I could so we took another break and then a little while later she was down there again passionately going at it and really made a grand effort to make me cum again. A little more chatting with this lovely girl and a great big hug and kiss as I walked her to the door. Leigh is a true delight and I will repeat when I am able to. She was well worth it. She is really fun and I enjoyed talking with her very much. She's a true gem and one lovely woman.

Today a cerb member who I'm very lucky to have as a friend needs a big hug. Cometman, I'm not sure if you'll see this any soon but I know you eventually will and I want you to know I was thinking about you today and wishing you all the best :redface:

I agree with all of the great positive comments made about Leigh. Highly recommend.

Need a hug. Roomie who takes care of me, and my doggie, were hit by a car Aug 3rd. He's convalescing elsewhere and I'm living alone with a messed up pooch. I hate living alone. Alway have.

I am. Just visiting. Your planet. Very nice. So far. I seem to inhabit a pretty damn sexy form of your species, if older specimens are your thing. And pugs. I love. You. Pugs that is.

Hi everyone..I like all of these posts! Ok where do I begin! I think I am a genuinely kind person, I really care about people and want to know them, what makes them tick, what they love, what makes them happy, what they worry about. I love helping people figure out problems, brainstorming positive solutions and seeing people achieve their goals and actualize their dreams. I prefer intimate moments with people, rather than small talk or surface conversation..interestingly I find it easier to connect emotionally with people if I am touching them-if my hand is on their arm while we are talking for example. I am a big believer in physical touch and think that it is really important for people's health and well-being. I think it goes without saying that I am also a big believer in connecting sexually and enjoying more physical intimacy! I love it. I am realizing that I may be an introvert! I love to socialize and am outgoing and friendly with people-but I need alot of alone time to recharge. My alone time involves hanging out with my pets (a beautiful dog and two cats), reading, taking care of my many plants, and working on art projects in my little studio. I recently started jogging and am loving it! I have never been a naturally sporty person, more of an artistic academic type, but I am embracing this new hobby and the way it positively impacts my mood, health-and my legs are getting very toned! :-) That's all for now, I don't want to write a novel! xxx Julie

Common adult industry sex terms, abbreviations, codes, codewords, terminology, acronyms, lingo, and glossary. What does this mean, what is the definition of, as defined in the dictionary, and what do the letters stand for: AAMP = Apartment Asian Massage Parlor. Based in a residential apartment instead of a commercial storefront. ABC = american born chinese ABJ = american born japanese Agency = a company that manages calls, bookings, and advertising for a group of escorts. AMP = Asian Massage Parlor analingus = licking anus Asian = analingus Asian Cowgirl = girl on top, squatting ASP = Adult Service Provider, or alt.sex.prostitution newsgroup ATF = all time favorite ATM = ass to mouth = penis, toy, finger goes from ass to mouth. attempts = trying to orgasm Aunt Flo = menstruation, period B&S = bait and switch = person who shows up is a different one than advertised babyback = petite, young, attractive Asian balloons = breast implants BB = bareback = without condom BJ = blowjob = oral sex = fellatio BBBJ = bare back blow job = BJ without condom BBBJTC = bare back blow job to completion (in mouth) BBBJTCIM = bare back blow job to completion in mouth BBBJTCNQNS = bare back blow job to completion, no quit, no spit BBBJTCWS = bare back blow job to completion with swallow BBBJWF = bare back blow job with facial BBFS = bare back sex BBW = big beautiful woman BCD = behind closed doors BDSM = bondage, discipline, sado-masochism. BF = boy friend BFE = boy friend experience birdwatching = BBBJTCWS BLS = ball licking and sucking Blue Jay = blow job blue pill = Viagra BSB = bus stop babe butter face = everything looks good, but her face BTW = by the way cash and dash = ROB who takes your money and runs CBJ = covered blow job = BJ with condom CC Rider = full service provider costing $200 or less CD = cross dresser CDS = covered doggy style CFS = covered full service = Sex with condom CG = cowgirl = girl on top facing you CH = Crazy Horse, SF Strip Club CIM = cum in mouth CL = craigslist.org CMD = carpet matches drapes, typically a natural blonde CMT = Certified Massage Therapist. A professional masseuse. Cowgirl = CG = girl on top facing you cover = condom cruising = driving around, looking for streetwalkers cups of coffee = releases = orgasms DATO = dining at the o = analingus DATY = dining at the y = cunnilingus DDP = double digit penetration, kitty and anus Dodge = streetwalker stroll: Mission Blvd, between A St and 14th St, in Hayward, CA Doggie = man behind girl, girl on hands and knees donation = payment Doubles = A threesome with two girls and you DDE = doesn't do extras (PS only) DDG = drop dead gorgeous DFK = deep french kissing, open mouth with tongue DIY = do it yourself (masturbation) DP = double penetration, two guys on one girl DT = deep throat, entire length of penis taken in mouth ECR = el camino real EOM = end of message. No text in message body. escort = a temporary companion for hire facial = cumming on partner's face FBSM = full body sensual massage fire and ice = a blowjob switching between hot tea and ice FIV = finger in vagina FKK = Frei K?rper Kultur. German brothel / nudist club. FOB = fresh off the boat. Asian immigrant recently arrived in the US. FOV = finger outside vagina French = BJ French Kiss = Kissing with tongue insertion FS = full service = BJ + Sex Get Brain = blow job Get Comfortable = get completely naked GFE = girlfriend experience. Typically BBBJ, CFS, DFK, DATY, and MSOG GG = Golden Gypsy. defunct, famous Berkeley massage parlor GND = girl next door Greek = anal sex, back door GS = golden shower = urination play GSM = g-spot massage happy ending = A handjob (usually) or blowjob after your massage hardwood floors = clean shaven kitty Hat = condom HDH = high dollar hottie HJ = hand job = a manual / hand release HH = half hour HM = high mileage HME = honeymoon experience, lapdog heaven HWP = height and weight proportionate hooker = prostitute IMHO = in my humble opinion interpreter = condom Italian = penis rubbing between butt cheeks ISO = in search of kitty = vagina Lapdog = person who worships providers to excess. LDL = low dollar looker (opposite of HDH) LE = ellie = law enforcement LK = light kissing, closed mouth LOS = land of smiles = Thailand mamasan = female manager of a massage parlor MBOT = Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre, SF Strip Club MBR = multiple bell ringing = MSOG MILF = mom I'd like to f-ck Mish = missionary position, or the SF Mission District Missionary = man on top, girl on back mohawk = thin rectangular strip of pubic hair MP = massage parlor MP = multiple pops = multiple releases MSC = Market Street Cinema, SF Strip Club MSOG = multiple shots on goal = multiple releases NCT = New Century Theatre, SF Strip Club non-pro = not a professional provider NP = no problem NSA = no strings attached OWO = oral without condom OWOTC = oral without condom to completion papasan = male manager of a massage parlor party hat = condom PIV = penis in vagina PL = Pathetic Loser PO = phone operator (for making appointments) PS = private show (Dance) PSE = Porn Star Experience PV = private viewing (Dance) RA = relaxation assistant raincoat = condom RB = myredbook.com rimming = analingus RMP = Russian Massage Parlor ROB = Rip Off Bitch Reverse cowgirl = RCG = girl on top facing away Reverse massage = you massage her Roman shower = vomit play RPG = role playing games Russian = penis rubbing between breasts = Pearl Necklace = titty fuck SC = Strip Club self-service = you masturbate SF = San Francisco shill = an insider posing as a satisfied customer SO = significant other SOG = shot on goal = one release SOMF = sat on my face south of the border = gential region southern france = BBBJ SP = Service Provider SPA = streetwalker stroll: San Pablo Avenue in Oakland, CA spanish = ATM = ass to mouth spinner = very petite, thin girl STD = sexually transmitted disease stroll = path frequented by street walkers SW = street walker TAMP = Therapeutic Asian Massage Parlor teabag = man squats and dips balls in partner's mouth TG = transgender TGTBT = too good to be true Tina = crystal meth TJ = Tijuana TL = Tenderloin district, San Francisco. between Van Ness Ave, Post St, Taylor St, and Golden Gate Ave TLD = topless lap dance tossing salad = analingus Troll = rude and hideous PL Trolling = Posting thinly disguised ads in a discussion forum TOFTT = Take one for the team. In reference to a new, non-reviewed provider. TS = transexual TUMA = tongue up my ass TV = transvestite UTF = Untranslated French = BBBJ UTR = under the radar WTF = What the fuck? (I'm rather surprised by this) XOXO = Kisses & Hugs YMMV = Your mileage may vary. Your service level could be different than reported by others. Applies to everyone, some more so than others. 1/2 and 1/2 = half and half = oral sex + full service 411 = seeking information 420 = 4:20 = marijuana 69 = two people giving each other oral sex at the same time $ = $100 $$ = $200 $$$ = $300 $$$.5 = $350 (get it?) incall = You go to her place, or a place she designates. outcall = She comes to your place, home, hotel room. two call system = For incall locations. Your first call is to set up the time and get the general directions on where to park. Your second call is made when you arrive to get the specific address / room number.