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To be honest, if people kept their encounters instead of cancelling on short notice, more ladies would probably come for a visit to PEI. It is hard to justify a trip there when everyone, except for a few gentleman think it is ok to book and cancel with zero notice.

Christmas is coming soon. So I thought I would start this thread where we could post sexy pictures of our Cerb Women dressed in their Christmas outfits: To start this thread is our own sexy Miss Jessica Lee:

Perhaps paying more attention to ads is helpful as well. I was recently in PEI and for days after my return received questions regarding my visit. Read the ads and visit while we are there please.

No not all, if that term is being used in a thread (See Cowboy's Diary) Most of those comments are really saving gents the hassle of dealing with fake ad's and scams, or in fact rip off artists. I think there is nothing negative about anyone stating see CK's Diary. In fact saving someone actual harm,or getting ripped off is a benefit to ALL of the gents here on this board that may want to use other sites looking for ladies, he has our best interests. BTW CERB is a recommendation board not a review board. ;)

I think the overall quiet nature of the boards here is probably responsible for that, Katherine. Often you can go more than a week with no changes here, so people forget to check. It's a circular problem because no activity actually causes people to stop checking, and then when there is activity people don't notice it and SPs are likely to think that there is no local demand.

Got the opening and closing paragraphs written as well as the poem written for the family Christmas letter. This letter's been written every year since 1949 by my mother. Due to her advancing dementia this is the second year we "kids" have ghost-written it. We agreed that as long at Mom and Dad are alive there will be a letter. I do my bits. My sister edits it. My brother sees to printing and distribution. Dad signs the finished product. That this needs to be done sucks (rather than her being able to do it) I'm honoured to be able to help.

There are a few threads on this topic, so a few names have been suggested over the years. Jude would be my first option, http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=10711. See this thread as well, http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=144308, and this one, http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=132807 Have fun! toine

Forget about Kate Upton and say hello too Emily DiDonato! Jesus Murphy!!! I can eat that pussy for days! LOL.

For myself, I am more likely to visit in summer/spring months. The reason being 2 fold: 1. I have a cottage so it is a win win no matter if I have many visitors, 2. If I do end up with cancelations, no worries...I will head to the beach:) My visits there have gone both ways.... Busy as heck...or too many no shows. If anyone else notices, hotels are very expensive ( maybe winter is cheaper ) so for half of the "inquiries" who actually do arrive, it just doesn't make it :( You can not compare local rates when hotels, restaurants and toll bridges are to considered:( I have cherished friends here, and may plan another visit during winter, but will be at a limited availability. Most ladies here, will advertise for at least a week or 2...why contact us 3 days after we leave? DATES ARE ALWAYS STATED ON ADS...

woohoo :D Can't wait to see everyone again :D

Its official, the Christmas social is sold out! Thanks everyone! More details to come....

Not knowing the thread, I will say that we have all been there at one point or another. It is a community here filled with colorful personalities, and sometimes we clash with a few...but then again a few weeks later....we come back together again. Much like siblings, we can disagree, get hurt, or upset, but there is always someone else who understands you. Or we come together and learn the other person a bit better. Good luck, and I am sure you know that if you joined us again there are many who would welcome you with open arms:) xoxo Sophia

My mom is 84, lives alone, and called me tonight because her new furnace stopped working. My brother went down first but couldn't get it working, so I drove the 10 miles to her place, put 40 liters of diesel fuel in the tank, bled it, and got it fired up. She wanted to pay me for the fuel and I refused......reminding her of how many times she and dad helped me over the years. Then I sat down with her and went over her bank statements. The part that sucks? Mom was sharp as a tack all her life and now is slowly starting to lose her memory. It's time for the son to become the parent and she deserves it.

And don't forget the -flame suit-.. as a flame protecting suit.. When you decide to stick to your guns and post your opinion and knowing full well that you are going against the grain and then fully expect the wrath of the minions for doing so.. e.g. "....... so there that's where I stand... like it or not.... -Flame suit -ON-..."

Yes and No, if it was bad where it was bait and switch (Fake Photos) or you got put into a dangerous encounter like being robbed or threatened (and you are an established member) you can report it in the correct area. If it was just not worthy of a recommendation or you just want to complain or warn others that the service was below your standard then other sites exist for this - cerb is not the place for that. No, this is a flaw as people do change but if we allowed this then it gets abused. Basically when members look for are RECENT reviews, people will continue to ADD comments to recommendations if they are worthy. A recommendation thread that has not been updated in over a year is often a RED FLAG to many of the members here. We do allow PM's when SOLICITED (Someone asks for specific info) to be sent. For instance if someone says "Does anyone have info on...." and you have some info that may be negative you can PM the person and share this info since they asked for it. An established member can also comment "Based on my recent experience I can not recommend" publicly (but nothing more) if people want more info from you they can PM you. What we want to avoid is anyone slandering someone or just being unreasonable. many guys will have bad experiences cause they have really insane expectations (we have all seen them) some guys show up with Body Oder and crotch rot and complain cause the lady would not offer them a BJ or nasty rotting teeth and she denies him kissing... etc... it happens SOOO OFTEN. These guys will make the MOST NOISE about a lady and try to damage her reputation. Cerb is friendly and positive cause we will not have any part of that.

Had some time today so I updated the classifieds system and fixed some more bugs and added some more requested features.... Add note NO GENITALS (and other terms) Fixed "resets back to Service Provider (being the first option)" when edit Fixed type-o "Link to recommendaion" make it so agencies and spa's can choose correct categories added code so advertiser can HIDE the PM button. fixed blank screen after reporting a problem fixed alignment issue with main photo to far to the right removed link to classified ad system profile crap (changed link to go to users cerb profile) and more...

Sophia is right, you would be welcomed back and there is nothing saying you can't come back Good Luck RG

Gift card from Victoria Secret or La vie en Rose would be nice... a bottle of wine to share. But I'm good with having orgasms :)

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I think it took me about 30 seconds, and that included me taking the time to load the photos, which often does take time. If any sp is finding it more complex, just don't tick off any of the options and put all the info in the ad. I copy and paste my existing ad from the other section, and it gave me all my formating, centreing, italics and bolding, just as in the original. That's why it doesn't take me any time to post an ad anyway, I just reuse the same info, since i actually do not change (much), :) most online advertising sps should be familiar with the format of placing ads on this new Beta version, imo, and there shouldn't be a really big disconnect between the old version, the new one, and especially other advertising sites. There are similarities in this new version from a variety of other sites, including the checklist forms.

I think Lee Richards is one of the happiest men in Canada . We can all learn a great deal if we listen to this rascal!

I've only heard the term in relation to being gay as well. Didn't think I was that old

Someone reviewed her on November 25th so I don't think her ad just went up today. I think she has had a ad on BP for quite a while, so I don't think this is a shill.

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I completely agree with you on this one LOL Pet Peeves: Waiting for people People who drive slow when there's absolutely no cars in front of them Rush hour traffic, or any type of unsteady traffic, I cant stand just sitting in the car not moving Kisses and Stay Sexy

I would suggest the means of communication would be a big deciding factor. I think you would have had to have seen the provider previously, and expressed some kind of interest in seeing them again. Or, you have exchanged other communications and have some sort of relationship. In that case, I don't think that a quick "Hi I am in your town next week for three days, if you are interested." type PM on CERB would be out of line. If the person said contact me using another means, and let me know when you are in town, then using that means would not be out of line either. (hobby e-mail, text to safe phone, whatever) I see these as informational messages rather than being a form of soliciting. You are letting someone know of an unusual availability.

My 1-year-old puppy stole and ate an entire raw bread dough this morning. Since that can kill a dog, I was pretty upset about it. I canceled an appointment and had to turn down another so I could observe him closely to see if we were going to have to make a quick run to the vet. (On a weekend, of course. Of course!) He burped all afternoon. Tonight, he's farting. Very, very loudly and often. It would be horrible here, if it weren't so comical. I think he'll live. Me? Unfortunately, probably also.

Ur recommending her, sayin people should check her out. Why not write in the recommendation section where most will go look if they want to know about a lady. Usually only newbies post reccos in this area as they don't have access to the recco section initially. You also sound like you are recommending Beckie as well. If that is the case why not write a recco for her as well in the recommendation section.

My two ultimate faves: Aishwarya Rai and Natalie Portman ... plus Kenya Moore that I think I still have a chance :p

I'm not an angry person but I sure have seen this face on others! Additional Comments:

I am signing up! I dont want your info clients, but I feel I have to ask you to feel safe. I love the idea to know how many vouches you have, this is a great IDEA! I can see the type of ladies you see and how often. Great idea! bang bang bang my way in to your hearts with Amour

I wish you all the best, and know that you will get though what is going on. :)

The Liquor: Just as another fellow Cerb member wrote, we may be strangers, but we are all connected and we all wish you the very best and hope that you enjoy yourself in every way possible.

I haven't really experienced this as I tend to plan ahead and do some research before contacting her. When I notice a lady that peaks my interest I'll do a bit of research by looking at her profile page, recomendations (if she has any), previous posts, and website (if she has one) and read about her and what services could be experienced during our time together. Keeping in mind that YMMV applies for all encounters and that you are paying for her time and not for any services. If there is a particular service that I would like to include I'll ask if it is inclusive or considered to be an extra to the donation for her time so there are no misunderstandings. I find that when you know in advance if it is an extra you can decide if you still would like to include it. Communication is key to any encounter. It does dampen the mood during a rendezvous when she stops what she is doing and tells you that it's extra. If you ask before you meet then you are prepared. Yes some things do occur during the passion of the encounter. We are all only human. For example a lady might offer CIM as an extra and during exceptional oral, you warn her that you are close to exploding and she continues until you do then I believe you shouldn't be reminded that its an extra. In this scenario you would add to the donation as a tip if you are a gentleman IMHO. To conclude if you keep in mind that YMMV, communicate before you meet, always be a gentleman and show respect for the lady; then you are sure to have a most enjoyable rendezvous. Happy Hobbying.

You can beat this.. Do not believe everything that doctors say...Read as much as you can.. and be inspired...

II believe in you and your strength. Grab life by the balls and say "bring it" <HUGS> & *kisses*

you are an inspiration to others not to give up to stay positive. I admire your strength. I can't imagine being in your shoes. you have put a smile on my face several times so I am sending hugs N kisses your way. Love Raven Rain xo

To The Liquor My thoughts and prayers are with you at this time Keep positive thoughts, and don't give up RG

A few Winston Churchill quotes my mother had posted on the fridge when she was ill come to mind, "Never, never, never give up" "If you're going through hell, keep going" Best of luck to you man. May you find strength and happiness wherever you can

Just want to add my best wishes. I know we don't know each other but you seem a fine fellow. Take care and keep your spirits up!

Morning All. Again, to all my Cerb Family, thank you for the continued support, prayers and best wishes, it means a lot! Sooooo, as most of you know, I went to the Cancer Clinic at the University of Michigan in Ann Arbour to see if they had any ideas on how to fuck this cancer up. Got stuck with lots of needles, probes, scans and ended up pissing in technocolour (with the help of alcohol), see previous post...or not!. There was a conference call yesterday afternoon, with myself and the local docs, plus the docs from Toronto and Michigan. Here is the result: -The cancer that attacked the muscle around the shoulder is rare (around 1 in 750 cancer patients have this type floating around) but not so rare they were scratching their heads. -It spread, however the good news is it missed the lymph nodes under the arm (which would have meant a very short game plan for me!!!) -However it has spread to the lymph nodes in the neck and the muscle that surrounds the spinal cord (medulla oblongata?) that interfaces with the brain stuff. Bottom line, they have deemed it stage 3, with minimal options with significant, severe consequences including looking like a zombie with major holes cut out (unless Walking Dead is going for another couple of seasons and they need a new leading zombie !) . So will continue with chemo about every eight to twelve weeks to try and slow it down, rest whenever, and live life LARGE until I can't function any more, hopefully 3-5 years, worse case 18-24 months. So unless I get hit by a bus or swallowed up by a City of Ottawa sinkhole, or die in bed because of being drowned by Cerb ladies continuously squirting in my face for three continuous days (the CIA should have done this to the Taliban instead of water boarding!!) I will be around Cerb and you good folks until I can't play any more. THE OTHER GOOD NEWS.....IS THAT MY TONGUE STILL AND WILL CONTINUE TO FUNCTION UNTIL I AM PUT INTO THE GROUND!!!!!! This weekend will be spent telling family and friends in Southern Ontario what is going on and probably drinking lots of 30 year old Macallum single malt scotch. Well, that is it for now! Thank you again Tom TheLiquor xoxox