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don't forget that after your fabulous time (and it will be fabulous for sure if you follow all this sage advice...) to ask the lady if she minds if you write a recommendation. Some have preferences regarding explicit details, some have a "no review" policy. and lastly ... great clients always repeat ;) have fun!

Never offer up an extra donation to entice a lady to do something she doesn't offer. Guess this falls under respect!

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as others have said, lots of threads on this topic and you will see that the ladies also frequently post about particular issues and behaviours that upset them. The upshot of it all: 1) follow the lady's rules (everything from how to make contact, verification, to what happens in the encounter) 2) never negotiate price or services 3) be clean 4) behave like a gentleman and treat her with respect

There seems to be a lot of people missing the point. Yes, the Supreme court invalidated three parts of the Criminal Code dealing with Prostitution. So in one year, all things remaining equal, living off the avails, communicating for the purpose, and the bawdy house laws will no longer be valid. In practice I think you will be hard pressed to find any charges being laid under those three sections in the next year. But.... (and it is a big but), that is only if our current laws stay the same. Right now prostitution is legal in this country, and the ruling was made because those three laws were inconsistent with that fact and endangered people pursuing a legal means of work. If the Nordic model, or any other model comes in to effect, that makes exchanging money for sex illegal then all that hard work becomes moot. Brothels won't be legal, because selling sex will be illegal. All this will have been for nought. And stop blaming it all on Harper. He is only one part of this equation, and quite frankly I think he would rather avoid the debate. It is a politicial minefield. Start looking at the ridiculous and completely outrageous statements being made by people like the Elizabeth Fry Society, The Coalition for Abolition of Prostitution etc. etc. They are going to get the press, they are going to be exploiting others to get their point across. And it is not all right wing, nor left wing. It is just not church groups etc. It is a broad spectrum of people who want to criminalize prostitution, and they have a lot of tools to make their point. Target the right people, stop donating or working with groups that support criminalization. Speak out, and challenge the nonsense that we are already hearing, and are only going to hear more of in the coming months. Don't give the media ammunition. Yeah a hard fought battle was won on Friday, but it is going to be a long and bloody war.

Read the lady's website, the whole website. Don't just stop at her photos Her website will tell you everything you need to know to have an encounter with her Always, always follow the lady's booking procedures to a T. If she likes email, then email, don't text or PM or phone, if she prefers PM, then don't text or phone...well you get the idea Make sure you don't eat offensive foods (ie garlic, onion) before a date And certain foods, such as pineapple are good to eat a day or two before a date Hygiene, make sure you wash, stem to stern. And not a shower in the morning if your date is at night, maybe an hour before your date. Likewise, make sure you have fresh breath (use mouthwash, gum, mints) (me I chomp on mints all day long, use mouthwash and about 15 minutes before the date, make sure I give a final swish with mouthwash) Never, ever haggle over a lady's rate. Her rate is her rate Don't be a tire kicker, only contact a lady if you are serious about an encounter. Don't email a lady because you get your kicks talking to a lady If an outcall (lady comes to your hotel) make sure your room is well lit, doors open (bathroom, closet etc) A lady on a first encounter may be hesitant to walk into a darkened room even if you think it makes for a romantic mood Leave the donation in an envelope or gift bag in plain site on a table (or pay using email money transfer prior to an encounter). Also a gift and tip are appreciated by a lady Have refreshments available for a lady, be it wine, juice, water etc (you can ask the lady prior to your encounter) But make sure all bottles are sealed and only opened in the lady's presence. Good Luck A rambling RG

Review all the material you can find on the lady, Cerb Page, website etc and become very familiar with the lady and how she chooses to operate and make sure you understand all her "rules" Be a respectful gentleman and contact the lady in the manner she has requested and phrase your message as though you intend to "court her" (chivalry should not be dead, you are asking for the pleasure of her company) Use three message rule for booking (be ready to book a firm appt by the third communication). First message provide a full introduction of yourself including a little background and other information that you've determined that the lady will want to see from reviewing her website of ad's and ask politely for a date. Second message ask any questions that you might have regarding the encounter or advise the lady of any additional information she might want to know regarding the style of encounter you desire to have. Third message advise the lady of the date and time for an appointment and confirm that she's good with it. Make sure that you can actually make the appointment before taking up the ladies time. Keep your committed date, don't cancel. If you have to cancel for legitimate reasons advise the lady well ahead of time to allow her to be able to reschedule another client in your place. (Offer to compensate the lady for having to cancel, most ladies will not accept your offer but it does show that you have class and an appreciation for the ladies time.) Don't waste the ladies time wanting to just chat Don't ask for extra pictures Don't send pic's of your junk to her Be clean (hygiene) beyond reproach (every nook and cranny) Have super fresh breath (carry a travel bottle of mouthwash with you) No negotiation of rates Arrive on time (the exact time) and leave when your time is up. Have the envelope with the pre-counted "correct" donation ready the minute you enter the room and place it where the lady can see it. Enjoy the ladies company and appreciate the profound significance of the experience that the lady is offering you. Thank the lady afterward and follow up with a repeat visit. That's a few off the top of my head items. But for me Old Dogs fantastic post about the happy hobbiest cover's it all in a humorous way but all items discussed are critical to be a good client.

A Roku 2 media streamer for my daughter and a WD Live TV media streamer for my :) They both work great for Netflix. and lot's of free tv and You tube. If you have unlimited internet. you can get rid of cable tv.

Another question, is she expecting you to see her to the exclusion of other companions, and second part of the question, is she willing to just see you to the exclusion of other clients and third part of the question if you are to see her exclusively and she to see you exclusively, do you keep your encounters at the same frequency, or do you need to increase the frequency of encounters (so she doesn't lose income) or do you no longer have encounters anymore...you begin to date, date in the conventional civilian sense of the word Don't know if that helps or not Good Luck RG

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Maybe I'm misunderstanding, but... If a lady is able to create an atmosphere where you as a client feel the romance or connection you require, is that really a "darker side of the situation"? Don't get me wrong, I certainly hope any lady I spend time with enjoys it as well, and I like the idea that at some level a friendship/respect can develop. But I also know quite well this is a professional relationship. So while in an encounter I would prefer an atmosphere where there is a connection and chemistry, I know to a degree this can be created because the lady is a professional and because of her demeanor. Likewise, I know for some guys they want an encounter where they can let off some emotional baggage or stress, and have a lady who will listen to them and sympathize. And many do this very well. Again, I don't think it's somehow deceptive for a lady to thoughtfully listen and care for a time. But unless you mean something more manipulative, I'm not sure I understand the issue. Also, I suspect most people can only "fake" chemistry and caring so much. Basically what you allude to as a darker side I think I'd rather interpret as a professional companion who is able to judge and provide for the needs of a given client.

I had the pleasure meeting Miss Kate, the other night for a 2 hour appointment and the time was very well spent with Kate. She has a remarkable glowing personality,she is very friendly and she is one very sexy lady. From her new album Kate has just joined CERB, and she only advertises when she can be available and perfers quality over quanity, hence I took the time to visit her, plus without knowing what she had looked like, as her pictures are just posted now, she had intrigued myself through emails. Her responses in emails showed that kind of character of a VIP lady, with very classy well written emails back and forth to myself. Kate and I had a great 2 hours spent together, lots of sensual foreplay especially for her, and then some for me, we were both orally satisfied. Our last thirty minutes was spend in each others arms in the spooning position chatting about our interests while I kept her warm with my body close to hers while caressing each other. Kate, is down to earth, and busy lady with a lot on the go and when she advertises again, I would not hesitate to book another appointment with her. Thank-you Kate it was a genuine pleasure meeting you.

There seem to be some girls who don't go clean up after a CR dance but head straight back to the floor. Make me queasy to think I could be touching skin and coming into contact with guy slobber. Anyone else notice this?

My most important key to being a good client. Always be respectful!!

Two pair of glasses for my better half. He insisted he didn't want progressives again (although I wonder if that will be a mistake, after using them for so many years). I ordered from http://www.Zennioptical.com , and since the frames and lenses were only $6.95 and shipping was $10, either way, I went ahead and ordered two pair. He's hard on glasses. We've bought from Zenni Optical many times in the past, and have always been happy with our purchases. The savings are incredible! But if you plan to go this route, be sure to get your PD measured when you have your eyes checked.

Wishing a very Happy Birthday to my friend NotchJohnson. Have a great day, NJ, and an awesome year ahead!!

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OK, ummmm.... if she is trying to "monopolise" on you, that would indeed be a bad business move. I mean it is best to have 10 of you rather one...unless your very very wealthy, then perhaps she could be trying to figure out if you could be a sugar daddy? Do you know her well, a bit beyond client/provider lines? Does she share family photo's? Talk about her best friend? Ever go out together? Have you ever just plain asked her what she is looking for? Have you stated what you want? Are you single, does she know this? Are you paying for her time at your convenience or hers? There is so much to consider. It can happen that you find your mate like this, it happened for me. BUT we took a year or more to discover each other. We both disused what and how this would work. He remained a client for a year, as we moved forward I clearly defined what I needed in a relationship and so did he. Be upfront, be clear and don't beat around the bush. If you have red flags ie: cell phone bills, rent, need food....more then one occasion then you may need to examine this closely or run away...lol

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This is a wonderful, one minute clip filmed in Glasgow Full of wisdom. . . . And very brief. It's not a joke, it's not religious, it's not political . It's just . . . Special. I think you'll agree. Please enjoy this one minute clip. It has a meaning for most of us. http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=Hzgzim5m7oU&vq=medium

The sent of a flower, the touch of an angel. Open boxing day for your time off. Come join me in the warm tub for an hour before you head home from all that shopping. Ill be here waiting, smelling like heaven and ready to please. Let me make you feel the christmans way you wanted to but didnt. 613.820.8887 available tonight until 8pm to enjoy the many benifits of an experienced MA...let us play.

Happy late birthday! I hope you had a good day

Happy Birthday NJ !! I hope you treat yourself and your Johnson on your birthday.

Happy Birthday Notch Johnson! Hope you had a good one!

just a quick note to say Merry Christmas and a big thank you to the CERB community ... to the CERB Mod & admin staff, thanks for a fun, drama free, safe environment xo to the ladies, thanks for your support and assistance you're all super stars xo to the gents, for being such kind and generous gentlemen xo hope your'e all having a wonderful holiday season!

Happy birthday NJ! Thank you for your contributions.

Happy Birthday. Hope you had a great day! :)

Have a very Happy Birthday, indeed, Notch!

Happy Birthday to you, have a great day and let the celebrations overflow!!

Happy birthday Notch - hope its the best! xoxo

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NJ...xoxox

Happy Birthday! hope it's the best. Enjoy yourself.

Happy Birthday NJ ! Enjoy your day, and Happy Holidays!

Happy Birthday Notch have a good one

Best wishes to you, NJ!

Happy BDay Notch. All the best in 2014.

Happy birthday and merry Christmas also. I hope you have nothing but a wonderful day. TC

I told my SP that I would get her little boy a wagon. He's almost two, he has a tiny one that he loves pulling around with all his stuff inside. I wouldn't get him one of those crappy plastic things from Walmart, I wanted to give him a real Radio Flyer metal one. I have been looking for two weeks! WTF? Can't find one anywhere... Today I found one at Canadian Tire! It's not a Radio Flyer but it is nicely made of metal and wood, and it has nice rubber tires. There are skis that attach so she can pull him around in the snow. Going to put it together now, hope he likes it eh?

The Nordic model cannot be what replaces our current laws. The SCC struck down these three provisions because they infringed upon the safety and security of workers in a legal business. Implementing the Nordic model would be like telling construction workers they can do their jobs, but anyone purchasing the services of a construction worker could be arrested. Criminalizing clients does nothing to address the dangers faced by workers; in fact, it would likely increase these risks as criminalized clients would not likely be willing to undergo screening. So if the Nordic model is implemented, it will be appealed under the same reasons, and likely be struck down under the same reasons. "Feminists" (read: abolitionists) who want to "save the women and punish the pimps/johns" ignores the fact that there are men and trans* people who are workers, and there are women and trans* people who are clients. Criminalizing clients is not the way to go. We as workers do not want this. As to this talk of workers who are being pimped/exploited/against their will -- we have laws against human trafficking and forcible confinement and exploitation of minors. We do not need laws specific to sex work addressing these issues because we already have laws against them. There are plenty of other employments where workers are trafficked or exploited, and we do not have laws specific to those employments (domestic care/services being a big one).

I have never had anyone slobber all over me, so I think you're overestimating how often we get slobbered on! ;)

This is NOT a recommendation thread. This is in the general discussion for massage section. Ladies are WELCOME to post here and join the conversations as long as they are not advertising in here (unsolicited) meaning if someone asks for someone who speaks Russian the ladies can say "I speak Russian" some would consider that an advertisement so I just like to clarify that when this is questioned. Harsh comments are not appreciated, everyone's questions should be addressed with respect as we have lots of newbies and lots of veterans here. Let's keep cerb a inviting friendly place.

Anyways to answer the original question. Easy to book last minute. Went there when my regular RMT double booked me by mistake. Got in there by booking 15 min. ahead of time. Friendly Asian lady, average looks, slim late 30,s Clean room but very dark during the massage. Nice full body massage simular to South point, except for the ending. No happy ending available. On Corydon

Wow. That reply was quite harsh and disrespectful? Seemed like an honest post from a member looking for a recommendation on a place? I am also a little shocked that you think it isn't quite common for a nail/hair salon to offer massage with happy ending!? Ever been to Toronto? All over the place and in many reflexology is synonymous with HE massage. Just last week I got a he massage at a nail/hair place in wpg. So please try to follow the rules of the board and not attack well meaning members?! I also thought it was against the rules of the board for sp's to post on recommendation threads? Just sayin

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