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I'm passing this on because it worked for me today. A doctor on TV said to enjoy inner peace we should try to finish things we start - we could all use more calm in our lives. I looked around my house to find things I'd started and hadn't finished, so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiuminum scriptins, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all who need inner piss. An telum u luvum. Mary Quismus and Happie Nu Yer.

I'm not really sure how I would know if a provider was high volume or low volume. The only sense it in which it matters is if it affects the level/quality of service I receive. If a high volume provider becomes a "clock watcher", or rushes clients out the door, doesn't have enough time between clients to put the time and attention into preparation for appointments, or is too tired to put much effort into the appointment, then it matters to me. These really aren't necessarily issues of being "high" or "low" volume ... it really relates more to how the provider approaches the business. I have a preferance for quality encounters. Porthos

Having a regular client from Ottawa that I haven't seen in ages be understanding that I am really stress about my move in two days and would rather cancel. He still offer to drop wine and cheese (some people know me too well) then offer me a ride to drop off some boxes and bins to my new location! It make my heart warm that some people care for me and like me as a person and more than only the "BJ" <3

My apologies scribbles, I didn't mean to call you out in any way, and on second reading, my post looks especially bitchy on that topic. I withdraw the comment, and wish to rewrite it this way: one of the primary pieces of evidence put forth during the hearings is that Grandma's House, a place where street-based sex workers were permitted to bring clients during the height of the Pickton emergency, was shut down by VPD as a bawdy house. Alan Young successfully argued that the enforcement of this law compromised the safety of sex workers, and that piece of evidence, perhaps more than any other (in Young's opinion) was what convinced the court of the unconstitutionality of the three laws. At any rate, I think we can all agree that decriminalization itself is a noble goal; it's the political BS that comes afterwards (let's call it "recriminalization" for lack of a better word) that's the real problem. The first is a legal issue, whereas the second is a political issue. Shame they're so closely conflated on what consenting adults are permitted to do in private.

And a lady advertising her availability as (hypothetically speaking here) 10am to 10pm Monday to Saturday doesn't mean she is seeing clients 12 hours a day 6 days a week, just that those are her hours of availability, that's all. RG

Also, let's not forget that if a provider says she's "busy" she may not actually be seeing clients, but having her own life, not in the mood, or maybe she hates you (lol).

Buying my first flights for 2014....

Happy New Years Eve peeps !!! 2014 is ohhhhh so close upon us :))))) I wish all of you Cerbies the very very very best in the new year !! From me to you !! Every year at this time of year I ponder and I reminisce and I think and I throw the odd gin and tonic in there of course... and I think about the good times and the bad too....figure out what I have learned, what I need to change and take that forward into the next year. No resolutions.....I have a plan !!! When at work wear clothes if need be.....when its playtime with the girls always play nekkid ;) Anyhooooo........I hope we all look back and say ..... "2014...WHAT a great year " Cheers Boys and Girls !!!!!!!!!!!

My heart goes out to you. I've spent more than a few Christmas' in hospital watching over an ailing parent. My mom passed away several years ago and I feel it most at this time of year. As for teeth, I've broken two in the past 12 months. They are damned expensive things to get fixed. I often wonder why dental care is not covered under universal healthcare. Hang in there Jafo, things are bound to pick up in 2014. Till then know that your virtual family here at CERB has your back.

Well, mom made it through Christmas, even tough she spent it in the hospital. (She is battling cancer for the 3rd time in her life). She is no longer able to care for herself. She has been talking about wanting to die. :icon_cry: I have health and other problems of my own. So I can not be there for my mother. (She is in Kitchener and I am in Ottawa). I broke a tooth this morning eating a bagel. I have no insurance or money to have it fixed. What else can possibly go wrong:!: :mad:

6 pages phew !!!! done. Thanks folks I have learned Allotta reading your input. That I am serious about. I have always understood the bare basics of the world I play in ....the world that has made me a much happier man.....but never taken or had the time basically to really understand things. That being said...... my input being the "deep" debater that I am..... is...... ; Sex is good, sex is fine, doggy style or 69, just for fun or getting paid, everyone likes getting laid :) Besides......

25% of my dates are booked in advance so for me the 75% are last minute booty call. I will look here on Cerb and book with who ever is of my liking and available, I have been fortunate to get good dates with Cerb ladies. I would prefer low volume ladies then high volume simply because like said before you feel like the only man in the world to her and not being rushed out for her next appointment.

Ha...Are you telling me the lady I see most actually sees other guys?? She makes me feel like I am the only guy on earth she is interested in. So...the answer for me is it isn't a factor.

Cats are always around, even when you don't see them often! Look for the sunniest spot in the house and there she'll be, soaking up the rays and watching you to see if you are going to come and give her a scratch. ;) My email is always active and answered! smiles, cat p.s. Having met SPJ, I'd for her as well! WOW, what a delicious ball of angora!!!

Gentleman with all due I firmly believe that donations play a large part in some of your decisions. There is not at all a thing wrong with that . However if I may be permitted to speak the people that wish to listen cool . Some will never agree but its my opinion some gents that seek a lower donation are ( as a rule ) disappointed and let down , perhaps even a bit cheated . My wonderful gents of this board , please do your homework, we do and if you read about and study our profile I am sure you will not be disappointed OR led on .We don't do this, A rule but Id love to have morning fun which is the best ! Get ready to make me happy .....

You could also message someone you are interested in seeing and ask if they'd be available for a certain time. I know that personally, I don't book last-minute late at night (more often then not, these individuals are intoxicated), but I have had individuals who work late contact me and explain their situation, and we've worked something out.

Re: Timing - the challenge was actually launched in 2007, at a time of considerable instability in federal politics. The prospect of a Conservative majority was quite unlikely at the time, but more importantly, there was now a wealth of solid empirical evidence showing the damaging nature of the laws that had not existed during the SCC Reference in 1990. Even Bertha Wilson said that, if they knew what they knew in 2007 back in 1990, the SCC's decision would have been very different (she won't be found being quoted as such, that's just something Alan Young told me in passing when we were in the CBC Green Room together). The internet actually played a big role in this, by showing very clearly how much safer sex work could be when conducted exclusively indoors. The idea of leaving the "status quo" in place pretty much evaporated when the full extent of Robert Pickton's murders was realized. If you disagree, then please, feel free to tell the families of the murdered girls that we should have left well enough alone. Re: Standing - it's valuable to note that a concurrent challenge in BC was underway when this all began, with the same general arguments (as well as a S.15 challenge on the basis of equality, which the Ontario Case did not argue). It was launched by the DTES with Sheri Kiselbach and SWUAV as the applicants, and represented by Katrina Pacey & PIVOT Legal. Because none of the applicants identified as active sex workers, the government challenged whether they had standing. It worked its way up through the courts, and in a lesser-known-but-still-important ruling, the SCC held (also in a 9-0 unanimous decision, in September 2012) that they indeed had public interest standing, and allowed the challenge in BC to proceed. By then, the Ontario case was already going to be heard by the SCC, so it was more of a moral victory than anything else, but the SCC's ruling will likely serve as a precedent should further legal action be taken. This makes the standing issue relatively moot; any challenge to a potential Nordic Approach law will argue that it makes screening clients difficult, which the SCC cited as one of the reasons it struck down the S.213© Communicating Law; a similar challenge, launched by sex workers, is unlikely to run into the same problems as the BC challenge because of these recent precedents. As an aside, even though the case is called "Bedford et al" because alphabetically, Terri-Jean Bedford comes first, Amy Lebovich is the only reason that private standing was granted, because Valerie Scott & TJB were retired when the challenge was launched. She's the only woman in Canada who has been recognized by the court as an active sex worker; without her, this case would fallen years behind, just as the Vancouver challenge did. Despite being the least-visible member of the three applicants, Amy is perhaps the most important sex worker in Canada; we should thank her for what she did for our cause. Re: strip clubs/swinger's clubs/etc - my point was not to examine what the courts have ruled on these sorts of clubs in the past, my point was how a law criminalizing purchase of "sexual services" will inherently be poorly defined, without an explicit discussion of what is or is not a "sexual services". Past precedent is somewhat irrelevant because those precedents were themselves based on laws that have since been struck down; R v Kouri explicitly stated that swinger's clubs were ok because they weren't bawdy houses, but now bawdy houses are legal. Does that mean swingers can legally accept money/dinner/drinks for sex, but men aren't allowed to buy a lady at a swinger's club a drink if he wants to have sex with her (assuming a Nordic Approach law is passed)? Courts don't like ambiguity, and they'll throw out a law that isn't well-defined, which means that Stephen Harper et al will be forced to explicitly tell us what is or is not considered "sex". It's a much bigger minefield for them to walk than it was for Bill Clinton and his definition of "sexual relations" and one has to wonder what impact such a law might have on the filming and distribution of pornography. It's a no-win situation for them to even start having the conversation, so they'll stay as far away from it as possible.

Wishing everybody a Happy New Year Goodbye and good riddance to 2013, Here's hoping for a better and brighter 2014. And my 2014 is already looking bright with two encounters in January with two great ladies RG

To ask for them to travel to such a remote area you will probably be asked for a deposit, and to verify some information to assure the ladies safety and time spent. For me and some ladies I know we tend to pick Wed-Sat for travel dates, as most PPL get paid on Fridays. Just see ads often, or contact a lady that you think you are most attracted to and open a conversation to hopefully both will be satisfied and accommodated :)

you got my vote Jess xoxox...i cant vote for myself as i dont think i qualify as petite lol...;)

My daughter just told me that her bf broke up with her after 2 yrs...I wish i could be there to give her a big hug....

Don't think I have ever really Thought about the volume of a ladies business.... it would only matter to me if I was not able to get to see her because she us always busy. Personally I don't see a high volume of ladies but the one I do see and connect with I like go see often and the issue of not being able to see her us not usually a problem... that might be because I am a regular and she knows I want to see her. The most important issue a out volume for me for the ladies I like to see is that this is a business for them so I want their volume to be enough to meet their needs... of course this is selfish for me as I want them to continue to be here for me. I agree 100% that the main thing that impacts my wanting to see a lady is the personal connect I have with her.... like all human interaction...it is always about the Relationship.

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Just saw one of those Viagra ads that cautions "if you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours, contact your doctor." Sorry Viagra. If I have an erection that lasts for more than 4 hours, I am calling every woman I know and getting them over to my place as quick as I can. I mean seriously. At my age, that is probably the last opportunity I'll have to have MSOG... or even a really good SOG.... or hell... even umm.... well... you get the picture. My doctor is not that good looking. She'd probably want to make my erection go away. I think there is something in the doctor's guide to sex with patients that forbids them from doing anything really fun with my penis. Whew. I need more meds.

I'll take your muscles ... dayum girl! (...and your oyster ... lmfao ;) )

eurk :( neither lol Muscles on a ladies or none

Congrats on breaking the 10,000 barrier! Your contributions to CERB are much appreciated by all. Keep them coming. Best, toine

Some indies may post that they are usually available late but to regular clients (re: that they know well) but as Kathryn mentioned, proper planning and communication MAY yield results with some independent ladies.

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I think the agencies quite often stay open a bit later than the independent ladies tend to. Your best be may be to log in late and see if anyone's posted "available until late tonight" or something similar in the shoutbox...

It was not a Christmas memory in the strictest sense, but this happened over the holidays and it was memorable. My wife and I had spent the day running around doing errands and picking up a few things that we will need for New Year's Eve. We were leaving a strip mall parking lot and were about to merge into the traffic on a main road way. While waiting for a break in the traffic to merge we were hit hard from behind! The impact was accompanied by loud bang. I looked into my rear view mirror in time to see the other driver curse and slam her hands on her steering wheel. I got out of my car carefully to inspect the damage. I was expecting broken glass, a cracked bumper and perhaps a bent rear trunk hatch. What I saw was completely unexpected. What happened afterwards was even more surprising. It was a Christmas miracle! There was no damage, not even a scratch. The other car suffered nothing as well. Well almost nothing, you could see a perfect impression of my license plate in the dirt on her bumper. I looked again, I got closer and nothing had changed. In spite of the force of the impact and despite the promise of carnage that the loud bang had foretold, the two cars were in good condition. The other driver was a pretty young blonde named Jessica. She was visibly upset, shaking and looking quite afraid. I looked directly at her and said, "This is your lucky day. We are OK, the cars are OK, and there is no need to exchange insurance." I asked her if she was alright. She said, in a shaky voice, "Sort of...I'm not hurt, but, but... It's has been a really bad year and and...." And at that point she broke down in tears. The shock of the accident, the fear of the consequences and the sudden relief that there was no harm done, hit her all at once. I did what any one would do at this point and took her into my arms and gave her a comforting hug. Then I though about what I was doing and passed this attractive young girl to my wife for some motherly hugging. Soon the three of us were hugging in the middle of the street, between our cars. We asked Jessica if she wanted to go to Tim's for a coffee, at least until she calmed down enough to drive. She politely declined saying that she had to get her dad's car back home. Once we were assured she would be OK and that she would pose no risk to herself and other motorists we helped her back into her dad's car and went our separate ways. What could have been an awful pain in the ass situation turned out to be quite sweet. Jessica left us with a shy wave and profuse thanks and we went on out way feeling like we had comforted someone who was having a bad year. What could be more Christmasy then that?

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They are members on this form. Look under the SP advertising section there is an ad for Rena. All the info you need is there. Lately they have only one girl in town at a time. However they change every 10 days. In my experience they are the easiest to book in Wpg, extremely reliable: photos are correct, modern clean locations and always great services provided. Never had a problem or disappointment. As always YMMV.

Me too! I hope other CERBies do so also.

Getting reacquainted with a family member.

Just received a text from a friend I met on cam over a year ago we became good friends although he lives in NJ...he says go check your emails....he sent me a gift $ through paypal!!! what a sweetheart!!! first Chrismas gift :)))) BJ xxx

Since we are voting, I would stuff the ballot box for Cat.

This recommendation is long overdue (sorry Megan). In a word, she's....delicious! I had a great time with Megan! My only complaint is that time goes too fast when you're with her. I had one request of her that she was kind enough to grant me. She came in wearing her winter coat. When she took it off, my jaw just about dropped to the floor. Her body is firm, soft and curvy in all the right places. And that's just her physical attributes! Personality-wise, she is fun, intelligent and a great sense of humour. I'm always nervous meeting someone for the first time and she did an amazing job of making me feel comfortable with her. It was a great 2 hours that I won't soon forget. She is masterful with her mouth and hands. Her legs feel amazing wrapped over my shoulders. Everything about her is dead-sexy. I'm especially fond of the way she uses her glasses to keep her hair out of the way when her mouth is working on me. More than that, I especially love the sound of her voice, her laughter and especially the noise she makes when she cums. Delicious! I hope to see her again and again and again....

I think you should check out Lexy Grace or Christy Curves for this, and maybe Midnight too!! BTW I like the way you think...hehehe