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Duo etiquette rules: 1. Choose providers who either have seen each other naked or can stomach seeing each other naked. 2. Choose providers of the same species or genus. For example, do not ask if a provider will work with a chia pet, velociraptor or plank of wood as a duo partner. 3. If you have a kink about clothing, make sure that one or both of the providers do not show up in the same outfit you are wearing. One of you is going to look better and the other will cry just a little bit. 4. Establish well before the encounter who gets to be Batman, who gets to be Robin and who gets to be Alfred the butler. You can't have two Batmans. That's an international convention. 5. Establish a bacon friendly environment. Everyone loves bacon and if they don't, they can't be part of the duo. 6. If you own an iguana and it is fed through an ingenious contraption that automatically dispenses food onto an an awaiting plate, make sure that both providers see and understand. Everyone needs to know about reptile dish function. (or was that erectile dysfunction??? Maybe I heard it wrong.) 7. Gifts are nice but be equal in the distribution. You can't give a bottle of champagne to one provider and a package of lime jello to the other. 8. Nobody is allowed to fart. That's against the rules. 9. If you are playing Risk as part of the encounter, always remember to establish in Australia and secure Siam. That's a guaranteed 3 extra guys every turn. Duo chicks dig Risk. 10. Margarine should never be used as part of a fantasy. Always use premium dairy products, not corn or other vegetable based substitutes. 11. There is no 11, please proceed to 12. 12. I was kidding about 11, there is no 12. 13. Skip the clown fetish. It's weird and will freak EVERYBODY out. 14. Lube and crazy glue should never be kept in the same drawer. Trust me on that. 15. If you are new to the duo game, please don't send pictures of your penis to either partner. You'll get penis cooties and be unable to perform. ... that's what I have so far.... but then again, I am tired.

Thought we could all use a laugh today - ( at the expense of us guys, of course!) :icon_wink:

I want to eat captain crunch. I need to stick to this detox!

Finally hitting a thousand. It's the little things that make my day.

It is after great thought and consideration that I have decided that it is time to announce that I will be leaving the Massage business. I would like to thank all of you for the wonderful memories and I will never forget the kindness of you all. Thank you for teaching me so much about myself this business and how wonderful the world can be. CERB is a Great Community filled with wonderful people, and I am thankful that I have had the opportunity to experience some of that greatness. All that being said that I will be retiring from the business at the end of February, So you still have some time to live all of your Tiff Dreams ;) I'll be here at Angel's Touch all day today 10:00am-9:00pm then I'll keep you in touch for future days To reach me Call Angels at 613-274-7073 Text me at 613-277-4328 or Send me a PM here on CERB Hope to see you all soon for some Kisses Tiff XoX

Ohhhhh bacon. You are only a few days from rejoining your lover. That's right... in 9 short days I am removing the obstacle that is keeping us apart. I thought my gallbladder could see past its petty desire to control my life... but no. It stood between me and my true love. Do you see what I am doing for you bacon??? Do you see??? I am having an internal organ removed just to be reunited with you. THAT'S LOVE dammit. TRUE LOVE. I hope you have been faithful, bacon. I did not betray you. I abstained from all artificial and simulated fat free bacon products while we were apart. I know that you have been seeing others... and I am okay with that. We can be polyamorous with you seeing others. I sometimes see other foods too. But dammit you have to believe me when I tell you that I love you.

I have always prided myself as being an ass man so these are just my opinions: 1) Taylor Divine (MA) 2) Cleo Catra 3) Emily J 4) Nicolette Vaughn These are in no particular order, but as stated before are at the top of my list for the best ass!

I love Traci's contributions, always so generous and thoughtful. She's a real community builder, and it's good to recognise her for her work. A sincere thank you, midnite!

Cerb is definitely a great place for you to find the lady you're looking for. It can give both of you a chance to peruse photos and postings from the ladies on here, to see who tickles your fancy. A vast number of ladies on here see couples, whether they post it in their ads/websites or not. If you see someone you like, just send them a message and ask, there's never harm in asking! There are two beautiful ladies who come to mind who even have specific websites for couples - Charlotte Sinclair - http://escortforcouple.com/ Alexandra-Sky - http://www.ottawacouplesescort.com/ A few ladies I know purrsonally who I know both ADORE seeing couples are Kathryn Bardot - http://www.kathrynbardot.net/ Nathalie Lefebvre - http://lovely-nathalie.com/ And Gia Wren Marlowe - http://sweet-company.com/ (and speaking of large natural breasts....) Happy hunting :)

Ok, this is beginning to plumb the depths of stupidity.. The place mentioned is a fucking nail and pedicure salon.. Yes they do flexology, which means some lady crushes the living shit out of your feet for 30 minutes.. Why don't you guys go find a real sp and get yourselves safely laid? And stop posting this nonsense.. Please.. please make it stop.. :(

The Best ? is a term that cannot really be answered, unless you have met all the women :). This is a term that is very subjective. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colours. We all have our own preferences. Also, comes in play is chemistry and YMMV. One person's experience may be great because of the connection, another may not be good, because of hygiene. Some hobbyist based their opinions on only few SP/MA experiences. Each experience is different each and everytime. The women that have a large number of recommendations will provide consistent and great service. But every session can't be great, everyone has off days or lack of chemistry may be at play. The term "The Best" should be replaced with "Your favourite ?" as this would be based on your opinion with your experiences. I think that all the women on Cerb that enjoy their job, sharing their best and intimate sides of themselves with the men of Cerb without regard to race or colour or disability are the Best period. Any woman that goes out of their way to make their clients happy and forget their troubles for the time together can be considered the Best :) Each experience has been the best, with the Best yet to cum :) This is my humble opinion.

Wishing our very special and beautiful Claire Heavens a Happy Birthday tomorrow, and a roaring good year ahead! We love you, Claire! :) Thanks for your exhilarating presence here.

I want more penises I need to stop being such a horn dog!

Come get a relaxing massage by a hot little vixen, I'm ready too please and tease you today, let me show you xoxo About me- Sexy petite 21 year old with long red hair, sparkling green eyes! Out going, bubbly and ready to rock your world!! Providing- Flirty and dirty relaxation massage Soapy sexy showers Reverse4 massages Body slides- Duo massages(4 hands, 2girls) Hotub session9s & you'll leave happy. Schedule Today:10-9 Rates- Single Massage 30mins: $50 45mins: $60 60mins: $80 Duo Massage rates also available upon request Location-Clean, cozy, discreet westend location Please send a PM

So true, Moms certainly carry the weight of the family's needs. But fear not dad's, you are loved and needed:) We just show it in different ways.

Her name is Courtney :) I hope this helps

press the right button and I'll come all over your face I usually get spread over your hairy parts when you wipe me off, I get white stuff on your towel What am I? I wanna bring a smile to your face on this steamy Sunday. It's oh so good.... We'll start with a relaxing yet sensual and steamy massage! I am 5'4, big blue eyes, short dark hair and curvy with tattoos that compliment my body in all the right places!! I will provide you with a deep yet sensual massage to get you started. I will follow up with a sexy body slide and let my fingers lightly explore you making you wanting more! Satisfying for the eyes and the body!! Then I will let the bubbles lead the trail for my fingers in the shower!! Duos couples body slides showers reverse massage foot fetishes My Schedule for the Week of January 12 to January 19th Sunday January 12- 3:00PM to 9:00PM Monday January 13- 10:00AM to 11:00PM Tuesday January 14- 9:00AM to 4:00PM (Paradise) Wednesday January 15- 3:30PM to 11:00PM Friday January 17- 3:30PM to 11:00PM I am here today to heighten you senses today from 3:30pm to 9:00pm at Angel's Touch 613-274-7073, Private Message me or email [email protected] to book

She's not always there, but Adora at the Playmate is gorgeous, enhanced and an absolute charm....

I hope you have a Roaring Happy Birthday Claire. You deserve it. Hope to see you again soon xoxooxo All the best :)

Happy Birthday Claire hope you have a special day, and its been to long

Happy Birthday Claire and Vitto May you both enjoy your special day RG

Hey Sexy! Happy Bday.. we need to do a double bday party together... I ll be celebrating mine this week too ;-) xoxo

Happy birthday beautiful. Hope you have a great day.

Birthday Wishes to you Claire! Enjoy your special day. I think 2014 is going to be a very good year:)

Don't be shy! If you don't ask, how will you ever know? Be straight forward about your desires and you will be surprised at how you are accepted and accommodated!

Thank you Hannah - sorry this happened. Eventually these turds slip up though, and you can catch them in their crap. They always make a mistake and reply again to ads, this time with more information. Keep vigilant, and if you feel they are going overboard, forward to the correct authorities. You can flag the reply to Backpage admin as well. He is probably doing this to others.

For myself I'd actually go with established duo partners. There are a lot of factors that go into making an incredible duo experience, and the interaction and chemistry between the ladies is one of those factors. If you are going to find a second lady I'd suggest seeing her individually a couple of times as well in advance of suggesting it. Otherwise, just find a lady on here that intrigues you and send her a pm or e-mail asking if she would be cool with it. Porthos

I identify the source, if it is something brought on by something I did or said I own up to it and or apologize and make an honest effort to rectify the situation. Be kind, honest, respectful, fair, and generous to yourself as well as others. Say what you mean and mean what you say, give complements and refrain judgement. Give people the benefit of doubt, we are all human and make mistakes, so don't beat yourself up either. Assume nothing, if you want to know, ask. Pay attention to the people you know that always seem to have it together and talk to them if possible. I`ve learned to choose my battles, in other words remember what is important. Family and friends are all we have if nothing else. Money and nice things are good but not essential to live happily. Balance work, play and rest, that balance is different for everybody so find what works for you. Don't worry about keeping up with the Jones`s. Life is short, not a competition or race but if you can smile you`ve won. One of my favorite sayings is "Whether you think you can or can`t, you`re right" so never give up. In every problem lies a solution. Above all else be silly from time to time and have fun! After all...laughter is the best medicine, or a close second to time spent with one of the beautiful angels of CERB!! I love this place and the people I`ve met (on and offline)! I truly mean that!

Doing my groceries. Standing in line (with loads of other people, it's Saturday night) Someone yell Hey, Malika, is it you? I pretend not to hear a thing...but then dude say, "hey you, with the pink hair" I felt all the eyes on me. Dear random asshole, this is why, soon enough I iwll dye all of my hair brown again

just saw Shannon fisrt time.....wow!!!

Sexy fun blue-eyed brunette ready to get down and dirty. Come play with me today and we can get freaky. I love to dominate and have a few sexy surprises that I love to use as well. I love my job and I'm great at it. I am very open-minded and love to play. I am working at Ottawa's most upscale spa in the west end of Ottawa. I'm 5'7, athletic build, perky B36 bust, angelic blue eyes, long dark hair, seductive lips, golden tan, open minded, 100% natural beauty, fun & comfortable to be with... Working every Friday 5pm to 11pm,Saturday 9amto 9pm,andevery Sunday 10amto 7pmto prebook an appointment on any other days send me a private message please. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=N&t=148577 Services: Full Erotic body massage Reverse massage Slippery wet body slides Reverse body slides Hot tub for more intimate session Showers for 2 Domination Duos Fresh towels & linens ATM Cater to fetishes, just ask... Call today to book your appointment with me at 613-820-8887.

If this person is too much of a coward to even leave an email address, they're not even worth the time it took for you to post on this thread, never mind wasting any more. Actually, even if they did leave an email address, they still wouldn't be worth any time at all.

There are many great members of this board and their participation and what they have to say is invaluable. I also like to give thanks for those who are thoughtful of others ( esp Tracie), those who provide such great insight in what they have to say and those whose posts invoke such wit and intelligence. There are too many people to be named in the above categories but cheers to all of you! xo

Lexxxy has amazing "fake" boobs (imo) and the rest of her was awesome too. I think she's back in Ottawa for a few days next week. She had an ad on here last week and I imagine will again in the upcoming days. Enjoyed my visit with her. Leafman

It blows me away people have the balls to negotiate like that, seriously, if you make the appointment you've already agreed to the rate. I got mad at a friend once who was all impressed he got to see a girl for less after pretty much putting her on the spot, I told him it's bad for the city's reputation and it'll bite us in the butt, and it sure does...

Got a call from the surgeon today. I thought she was going to say that my surgery date was going to be 4 months away.... but to my surprise, she said "How does January 20th work for the gallbladder surgery?" I said, "well that is my birthday BUT... YES!!!" Sooooo... in less than a few weeks, I will be reacquainted with one of the true loves in my life. Bacon. I love you. I miss you. We'll be together soon, I promise.

Great questions btw! This is def info that just needs to be discussed Independent vs agency= Although some agencies do treat their girls properly, it has been my experience they take a massive unfair cut from the overall donation ...too much. I have never expected a tip from a client, I know when I receive them its generally because I took them in on very short notice, went over and above expectations. I would never ever never ever ever call a client, not even if he was late. I think for most s.p. they would agree THATS JUST NOT PROFESSIONAL! XOXOXO Amberx Hope ur 1st experience is one u never forget

Although I dislike when the term "best" is used as it's unattainable and very subjective. I'll add who's ass I think is worthy of a mention, bubbly, shaped well and definitely feminine. The first is a lady's by the name of Lanalee, I saw her picture in the social group assworship, the whole picture/pose is breathtaking, not to mention her amazing round bottom. Katherine from Halifax should be proud of her remarkable behind, she has a picture taken from a side view that displays a beautiful, perky, perfectly round bottom, and Georgina Sweet needs a mention. Her avatar alone displays one remarkable, toned perky bottom, not to mention her gorgeous creamy skin, be proud ladies;) As a genuine man only lover there are seldom women that turn my head but every now and then I have to make mention of a few I think are deserving of a mention. I hope they don't mind;)

I saw some fairly negative reviews of her on the other board, but I took the plunge about a month ago. Reasonable rate for the session, good dfk, daty, reasonable bbbj, finished in mish and killed the rest of the time having a little chat session. Didn't offer me a shower after, kinda handed me a box of wetwipes and a cloth. Not outstanding, but not bad, and certainly better than other reviewers found. Maybe I just hit on a good day.. An average-to-decent incall location in Osborne South area; I assume she's still working there, shares the incall with her buddy Scarlette.. Pics on her ad are definitely her, taller, very lean build on her, A cups but nice large nips.. Like to hear if anyone else had similar results; I may go back..

If you like IP MAN, IP MAN 2 or MA movies, you'll probably like "Man of Tai Chi" too. Keanu Reeves directed and starred in this movie. It is a new movie, so you won't find it on Netflix yet. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2016940/

Emily and Nicolette have said it all...i will only add...shaving your private area is also part of good hygiene. I know a lot of gentlemen here have a SO and if you suddenly start shaving she might get suspicious...but maybe start with a little trim down...she might actually like it :D There is nothing like a clean shaven or trimmed area...yummy!!!!

I know your question is meant for the ladies. But as a guy who has a little more experience in this hobby, I would also recommend that you get all finger and toe nails clipped, filed and smoothed out. The last thing you'd want is to scratch a lady in the heat of the moment. For a shower, I normally take a thorough shower less than two hours before the encouner. I just feel more comfortable this way. Hope this helps.

Do you think maybe those two things are related, just not the way you think? If thanks to your behaviour the session begins with the SP actually having to come right out and remind you about paying the fee before you'll pay her at the start, then some of that "YMMV" you refer to elsewhere may have kicked in... and you may find the session goes a little more tortoise, and a lot less hare. (Plus, it sounds like you'll have decided that since she asked you to pay up front she must not be "relaxed, fun and for real," and you've maybe gone all pouty and ill-disposed. Little wonder things seem to go poorly on those occasions.) Look, the women here take enough personal risks every day in this profession. As clients, one of our first priorities should be to never contribute further to those risks if we can avoid it. One of those professional risks is guys who dick around about the fee -- negotiating, pleading, or looking for a way not to pay at all. The fact is, when you don't produce the agreed-upon fee up front, it's not clear whether you're planning to pay at all. You've imposed risk on your provider where none was needed. I'm frankly stunned you can find anyone who agrees to this arrangement. Treat your provider with respect and remove that particular risk from the equation. In my experience, paying smoothly and up front establishes your own trustworthiness, and helps gets everything off on the right foot. I'd personally be ashamed if I ever considered doing otherwise.

There was no name calling, insulting, or demeaning. I stated how I would feel if someone refused to pay at the beginning. To me it would feel like a power-trip, so I would ask the man to leave; that does not mean I am calling you a power-tripper. You're not here in my bedroom. If you were, and were refusing to pay upfront, my previous statements would be personally directed at you. But rather, they are included in this thread, so any man reading the suggestion to refuse to pay up front, can read both that suggestion from a hobbiest, and also read how an SP would react if that suggestion was followed.

The first thing to do is communicate well during the appointment. Maybe she's forgotten some of your favourite details. No problem; bring up the topic of the missing bits with a smile and a laugh, and guide her and the session on the course you had discussed. If you haven't established friendly, positive back-and-forth communication with your provider, then that's your first problem right there. Then again maybe there's some reason why, now that the moment is upon you both, she doesn't really feel comfortable following through. Again, communication during the session is key. Raise the subject in a friendly way to make sure she hasn't forgotten, and if she's not comfortable with X, work together to find another way to have fun that works for both of you. But ultimately, if all of your discussions to resolve the problem fail, then you need to remember that the contract between the client and provider is solely for time spent together in which things will probably happen, but there's never a guarantee. She's a human being, not a vending machine; your money gives you no claim over her body. So all of those details you discussed are requests, but there's never an ironclad guarantee they'll be fulfilled. If you ultimately aren't satisfied with a session, and your conversation with the provider hasn't resolved that to your satisfaction, then just don't go back. Chasing after your money with "but you didn't do X! Give me Y dollars back!" is crass and fruitless. And, last of all: don't compare sex work to other industries. The comparison is always misleading when it comes to these types of up-close human interactions. Your SP is not your mechanic.

I had to remove a thread tonight and I am very upset that people are posting crap like this. Some idiot PM'd one of the members claiming that one of the local girls has aids. The member posted this along with other nonsense. Why he felt it was necessary to start a thread like this I will never know but I am done with people trying to slander other peoples reputations. If your too stupid to realize a PM or POST like this is just slanderous and made by either a jealous competitor, ex-boyfriend or drunken idiot trying to cause a problems then let me help you out by telling you first hand that you should just delete the PM and report the user name to me so we can get rid of the trolls! If you feel the need to accuse someone of such a thing publicly do it elsewhere as I don't care to slander anyone on this site and as long as I am moderator of this site I will NOT tolerate it from anyone else here! I will shut down the board before I allow that to happen so if you enjoy the site please respect this policy and rule.