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I am still happily married to my high school sweetheart for 30+ years so I don't have a lot of relationship breakups to add to this thread.... So I guess my worst Divorce will be my first one when my wife finds out about my Hobby. While I honestly believe that this hobby has in fact saved my marriage over the last few years...i am pretty sure that will be hard to convince her if she finds out.

I couldn't agree more with this statement. I've been disappointed a handful of times, and to be honest in only one of those sessions would I say that the lady simply wasn't interested in providing good service. In other instances, the service was fine/ok but I wasn't feeling the chemistry. I never discuss services in advance, the only thing I need to know is the expected donation. Good manners, gentlemanly conduct, proper hygiene and respect, respect, respect takes care of everything else. For sure, sometimes chemistry just isn't right, and there is little that can be done about that. But in general, it isn't or shouldn't be that hard to get to the top end of the YMMV spectrum, and when it does. WOW! are you in for a treat.

We often hear about when ymmv turns out disappointing, but I think it turns out mind-blowing far more often than we hear about.

Our birthday girl, Claire Heavens, my goddess of the day. This is one of my favourite cerb pictures.

No reviews shouldn't make you wonder as there are many who just don't like to write or involve themselves in them and there are many other reasons an sp might not have any. She may be to new, only has seen a couple of clients, only deals with sites like bp where most clients don't write reviews or reco's and so on. Check to see if her pictures are her own-tineye.com/google image search as many will recommend. Then call her, text or whatever her means of contact is. That's the best way imo to find out if an sp will be a good match is through personal communication between the sp and the hobbyist. Asking another's opinion, although helpful sometimes, certainly won't guarantee your success. Only you and she can do that. Best of luck:)

Jessica www.jessicamassage.com has a photo gallery "Fit Girls Look Better Naked"...she is spectacular. Kellyxo @ CMJ is also amazing...you can see her photos on the CMJ site or when she advertizes if you dont have a login.

Come enjoy my sensational massage at a discreet west-end location! Don't miss out on an amazing session with a beautiful young lady! You deserve to be spoiled and I wanna be the one to do it for you. Finally an MA that undeniably loves to play! Sessions include full body massage, reverse massage, extremely hot body slides, mutual touching/rubbing. Book now by email [email protected] or call or text(613)-302-3007 You won't be sorry you did! You will leave feeling sensational. Duo's available with my couger! She's smokin hot! __________________ __________________

Kelly's pre-booking Compatibility test :wink: Are you a gentleman who wants to experience the best in sensual relaxation (yes / no) Would you enjoy the company of a sexy blonde gem who wants to bring you explosive pleasure (yes / no) Do you enjoy soapy showers for 2 with a sexy playmate (yes / no) Do you enjoy soft curves on a toned athletic 32DD 24 34 frame (yes / no) Do you want to spend some time with your dream girl this week (yes / no) Do you enjoy smooth soft unblemished skin, with no tattoos (yes / no) Do you enjoy great conversation with a diverse intelligent woman (yes / no) If you answered YES to the above questions then you should call or PM ASAP to book your sensual getaway with me this week! Beautiful yet intelligent and approachable, a perfect combination to relax you mentally and physically! Available Exclusively At ClubMadellynJae My Schedule this Week Monday January 13th 9:00AM - 8:00PM (Special Evening Hours!!) Tuesday January 14th 9:00AM - 4:00PM Not a Member? Be my special guest.... PM to make arrangements Call 613-523-6199 Book Online www.clubcmj.com or PM.

Hey Guys :icon_wink: Miss Riley here. Just letting you know I'll be at Paradise Spa located in the west end on Monday the 13th from 3:30-9pm. As we know and hope :icon_biggrin: summer is only a few months away sooo I have a special surprise for you!! I'll be heating things up at Angels Touch from 10-4pm on Tuesday with some sexxxy beach wear :icon_surprised: Then back to Paradise for Friday from 3:30-11pm :icon_smile: Can't wait to see you and help melt away those winter blues with my warm, soft and sensual bodyslides xoxo Call 613-820-8887 to book your appointment ;-)

She has changed her name and relocated several times in the last year. Many, many red flags.

From what I remember reading on here it's a no fly zone.

i was going to say i like the Thanks, the Nominate and the Rep point options because from time to time i will write a post like this one, hit the wrong key, and the post disappears. This happened the other day, it takes me this long to come back to say it again and hope i hit the right key.

Thank you everyone ;) I am totally milking this birthday for all it's worth. Today is my bday, Tomorrow is my bday, Everyday in January is Now MY Birthday hahahaha. ;) Thankya millions for the birthday wishes, spanks, and recognition. ROAR!

Finally hitting a thousand. It's the little things that make my day.

It is after great thought and consideration that I have decided that it is time to announce that I will be leaving the Massage business. I would like to thank all of you for the wonderful memories and I will never forget the kindness of you all. Thank you for teaching me so much about myself this business and how wonderful the world can be. CERB is a Great Community filled with wonderful people, and I am thankful that I have had the opportunity to experience some of that greatness. All that being said that I will be retiring from the business at the end of February, So you still have some time to live all of your Tiff Dreams ;) I'll be here at Angel's Touch all day today 10:00am-9:00pm then I'll keep you in touch for future days To reach me Call Angels at 613-274-7073 Text me at 613-277-4328 or Send me a PM here on CERB Hope to see you all soon for some Kisses Tiff XoX

The Best ? is a term that cannot really be answered, unless you have met all the women :). This is a term that is very subjective. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colours. We all have our own preferences. Also, comes in play is chemistry and YMMV. One person's experience may be great because of the connection, another may not be good, because of hygiene. Some hobbyist based their opinions on only few SP/MA experiences. Each experience is different each and everytime. The women that have a large number of recommendations will provide consistent and great service. But every session can't be great, everyone has off days or lack of chemistry may be at play. The term "The Best" should be replaced with "Your favourite ?" as this would be based on your opinion with your experiences. I think that all the women on Cerb that enjoy their job, sharing their best and intimate sides of themselves with the men of Cerb without regard to race or colour or disability are the Best period. Any woman that goes out of their way to make their clients happy and forget their troubles for the time together can be considered the Best :) Each experience has been the best, with the Best yet to cum :) This is my humble opinion.

1. Take your bananas apart when you get home from the store. If you leave them connected at the stem, they ripen faster. 2. Store your opened chunks of cheese in aluminum foil. It will stay fresh much longer and not mold! 3. Peppers with 3 bumps on the bottom are sweeter and better for eating. Peppers with 4 bumps on the bottom are firmer and better for cooking. 4. Add a teaspoon of water when frying ground beef. It will help pull the grease away from the meat while cooking. 5. To really make scrambled eggs or omelets rich add a couple of spoonfuls of sour cream, cream cheese, or heavy cream in and then beat them up. 6. For a cool brownie treat, make brownies as directed. Melt Andes mints in double broiler and pour over warm brownies. Let set for a wonderful minty frosting. 7. Add garlic immediately to a recipe if you want a light taste of garlic and at the end of the recipe if your want a stronger taste of garlic. 8. Leftover snickers bars from Halloween make a delicious dessert. Simply chop them up with the food chopper. Peel, core and slice a few apples. Place them in a baking dish and sprinkle the chopped candy bars over the apples. Bake at 350 for 15 minutes!!! Serve alone or with vanilla ice cream. Yummm! 9. Reheat Pizza Heat up leftover pizza in a nonstick skillet on top of the stove, set heat to med-low and heat till warm. This keeps the crust crispy. No soggy micro pizza. I saw this on the cooking channel and it really works. 10. Easy Deviled Eggs Put cooked egg yolks in a zip lock bag. Seal, mash till they are all broken up. Add remainder of ingredients, reseal, keep mashing it up mixing thoroughly, cut the tip of the baggy, squeeze mixture into egg. Just throw bag away when done easy clean up. 11. Expanding Frosting When you buy a container of cake frosting from the store, whip it with your mixer for a few minutes. You can double it in size. You get to frost more cake/cupcakes with the same amount. You also eat less sugar and calories per serving. 12. Reheating refrigerated bread To warm biscuits, pancakes, or muffins that were refrigerated, place them in a microwave with a cup of water. The increased moisture will keep the food moist and help it reheat faster. 13. Newspaper weeds away Start putting in your plants, work the nutrients in your soil. Wet newspapers, put layers around the plants overlapping as you go. Cover with mulch and forget about weeds. Weeds will get through some gardening plastic they will not get through wet newspapers. 14. Broken Glass Use a wet cotton ball or Q-tip to pick up the small shards of glass you can't see easily. 15. No More Mosquitoes Place a dryer sheet in your pocket. It will keep the mosquitoes away. 16. Squirrel Away! To keep squirrels from eating your plants, sprinkle your plants with cayenne pepper. The cayenne pepper doesn't hurt the plant and the squirrels won't come near it. 17. Flexible vacuum To get something out of a heat register or under the fridge add an empty paper towel roll or empty gift wrap roll to your vacuum. It can be bent or flattened to get in narrow openings. 18. Reducing Static Cling Pin a small safety pin to the seam of your slip and you will not have a clingy skirt or dress. Same thing works with slacks that cling when wearing panty hose. Place pin in seam of slacks and ... guess what! ... static is gone. 19. Measuring Cups Before you pour sticky substances into a measuring cup, fill with hot water. Dump out the hot water, but don't dry cup. Next, add your ingredient, such as peanut butter, and watch how easily it comes right out. (Or spray the measuring cup or spoon with Pam before using) 20. Foggy Windshield? Hate foggy windshields? Buy a chalkboard eraser and keep it in the glove box of your car When the windows fog, rub with the eraser! Works better than a cloth! 21. Re-opening envelopes If you seal an envelope and then realize you forgot to include something inside, just place your sealed envelope in the freezer for an hour or two. Viola! It unseals easily. 22. Conditioner Use your hair conditioner to shave your legs. It's cheaper than shaving cream and leaves your legs really smooth. It's also a great way to use up the conditioner you bought but didn't like when you tried it in your hair. 23. Goodbye Fruit Flies To get rid of pesky fruit flies, take a small glass, fill it 1/2' with Apple Cider Vinegar and 2 drops of dish washing liquid; mix well. You will find those flies drawn to the cup and gone forever! 24. Get Rid of Ants Put small piles of cornmeal where you see ants. They eat it, take it 'home,' can't digest it so it kills them. It may take a week or so, especially if it rains, but it works and you don't have the worry about pets or small children being harmed! 25. Dryer Filter Even if you are very diligent about cleaning the lint filter in your dryer it still may be causing you a problem. If you use dryer sheets a waxy build up could be accumulating on the filter causing your dryer to over heat. The solution to this is to clean your filter with with a toothbrush and hot soapy water every 6 months.

Schedule Jan 13th - Jan 17th Today 12-9pm Tuesday (@AngelsTouch) 330-11pm Special BIKINI Party ;) Friday 11am-7pm Hello Gentlemen.. My name is Mandy! I have green eyes, long dark hair, and a naturally fit body...I am a classy girl, and I take care of myself very well. I've been working in the massage industry for 9 months now! & I love what I do... My services include sexy body slides, full body massage, reverse massage, teasing, shower for 2 and lap dances if requested!... I am very easy to talk to and have a great personality... So why not come enjoy my beautiful behind, tight body and 36C natural breasts, you will be sure to leave with a smile! =) Feel free to check out my profile & peep my sexy pics! You can find me at Paradise Spa, conveniently located in the west end of Ottawa... It is an upscale, clean, classy and discreet spa!... Rooms include large mirrors, music, showers, and black lights to intensify your sensual experience... In calls only! Please PM me or simply call 613-820-8887 to book an apt, CandyXO

This agency has me figured out... This is a new girl at Toronto Passions. Her main profile picture is even better but I can't do it as a direct link to the picture, but here's the link... http://www.torontopassions.com/spdir/opensp/id/138927805631b76bdd161341a6a86cf4e2d79cb462 Enjoy.

From the retro social group, Missy Cleveland, 80's playmate

Friday January 31st CMJ is having a Masquerade Ball Join us for a Night of Intrigue, Lust and Excitement. Enjoy a bit of Decadence and Luxury with stunning ladies surrounding you, Food, Drink and Live Entertainment - you don't want to miss out! As always Noon Till Late. Non Members Must RSVP! New Hostess Kirsten ! Mid 20s ,Brown Hair, Hazel Eyes, 5'7, 128 lbs 32B This Thrill Seeking Hottie will keep you on your toes! New Hostess Nikki ! Captivatingly Beautiful This Spanish Goddess has long light brown hair, light brown eyes.. In her early 20s She is sure to be a fav! New Hostess Autumn! Down to Earth Country girl with a Wild Side! This dirty blonde is in her early 20's , 5'6, 34B ** Temp. Photos Up! http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=8443 MON JAN 13TH 9:00AM - 3:00PM KIKI 11:00AM - 7:00PM ALIYAH 3:00PM - 10:00PM EVANGELINE TUES JAN 14TH 9:00AM - 3:00PM MISHA 9:00AM - 3:00PM STELLA 11:00AM - 7:00PM ALIYAH 3:00PM - 10:00PM EVANGELINE WED JAN 15TH 9:00AM - 3:00PMALIYAH 11:00AM - 7:00PM MELODIE 3:00PM - 10:00PM KANDICE 3:00PM - 10:00PM BRIANNA THUR JAN 16TH 9:00AM - 3:00PM COURTNEY 11:00AM - 7:00PM CHASITY 3:00PM - 10:00PM LUCY 3:00PM - 10:00PM EVANGELINE FRI JAN 17TH 9:00AM - 3:00PM NIKKI **NEW** 9:00AM - 3:00PM LUSTY LAYLA **NEW** 11:00AM - 7:00PM MELODIE 3:00PM - 10:00PM LUCY 3:00PM - 10:00PM LUSTY LAYLA **NEW** 3:00PM - 10:00PM EVANGELINE SAT. JAN 18TH 9:00AM - 3:00PM VICKI 11:00AM - 7:00PM LUCY 3:00PM - 10:00PM EVANGELINE SUN JAN 19TH 9:00AM - 3:00PM VICKI 11:00AM - 7:00PM EVANGELINE 3:00PM - 10:00PM BRIANNA www.clubmadellynjae.com Email [email protected] Phone:613-523-6199 NOW HIRING

Over the past weekend I have indulged in watching the whole James Bond 007 franchise from Dr. No all the way through Skyfall. And yes, that does include the unofficial remake of Thunderball, Never Say Never Again.

For incalls, whatever they're comfortable wearing is fine with me. If it's an outcall, I'd like them to show up casual, I love ladies in jeans and heels.

Congrats Emiafish! I always love reading your posts and you are a great person in person and here on Cerb. Here's to another 1000! xo

I want to know the difference between Lager and Ale I need to drink copious amounts of both until there is no difference (sorry, Kim Mitchell was playing on the way home :) )

congrats and keep them coming Porthos

Congrat's Emiafish on your first 1000 post milestone....

Oh you luscious man you. Congrats on this large milestone that you have put so much time and effort into to see it rise to the challenge and dominate the peaks and valleys of CERB. :boobies:

Congrats on the 1000 milestone . I'll look forward to reading many more of your posts:)

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There is a special level of hell reserved for those who seek to embarrass or publicly humiliate others. I wish I could have been there to give you a hug and tell the asshole he is mistaken on so many levels.

I have always prided myself as being an ass man so these are just my opinions: 1) Taylor Divine (MA) 2) Cleo Catra 3) Emily J 4) Nicolette Vaughn These are in no particular order, but as stated before are at the top of my list for the best ass!

It is incredible to me that there can be people who don't understand the basics of discretion. The same person would have likely been horrified if you had done that to him. what an ass. Porthos

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Based on the rules of this site, there is nothing about my time with Teaka that I would be allowed to share. Never had an experience like this, ever. If anyone wants to know, pm me.

There are many great members of this board and their participation and what they have to say is invaluable. I also like to give thanks for those who are thoughtful of others ( esp Tracie), those who provide such great insight in what they have to say and those whose posts invoke such wit and intelligence. There are too many people to be named in the above categories but cheers to all of you! xo

Porthos, EVERY single word written in your last post portrais what I am living and what I have lived (parents). We are cut from the same mold, as it were...and I suspect many other colleges here on CERB are as well. I could not convey what I am living any better than what you have already said. I have been meaning to post this very image at an appropriate occasion. Thanks for sharing. Cheers D.

I will add a thanks if I feel the post helped me in a way that no others have. It also helps if the post is unique and even sometimes funny. And yes that is a great looking ass

I also thank those who share of themselves over and above the spirit of the board. Some of the things shared within these walls are personal, intimate and heart felt and deserve to be thanked for the person sharing of themselves. I also thank for thoughts and perceptions that I share or that give me a new view on something or make me think. If something important is said or done or someone is being open and supportive of me or anyone else on the board. I am definitely one to use all these tools and am happy they are available.

I'm not sure I would agree that every individual has to decide for themselves, but I would say every couple (or polyamourous group) does. It all depends on what has been explicitly or implicitly agreed upon, and where the line is drawn will be different for every relationship. For some couples, having an orgy with strangers may not be cheating if it's been agreed on. Sometimes certain rules or restrictions may be in place. One couple may say it's OK to be intimate with someone as long as both partners are present or have been told. Another might say anything goes except unprotected sex. On the other side, simply going to a exotic dance club, or even regular dancing with another person could be considered cheating if that's the boundary you and your partner established upon entering the relationship. Now, what could count as justifiable reasons for a person to cheat is another topic entirely and I'm certainly not looking to judge anyone here. But if you're doing something at all sexual that you know your partner wouldn't approve of and realistically assumes you've agreed not to do, then it is what it is.

I have to admit while blushing right now..I liked the picture of Genevieve Marceau in yoga pants!

Nicolette Vaughn Cat Carrie Moon Chanel Reign Dorinda Not in Ottawa, but worth mentioning: Lexy Grace (Halifax) Shortcake (Belleville) Nikki Thomasi (Toronto) - Buns of Steel - seriously folks, proof is in the squeezing! To Bianca: I have felt all the others lol. Yours I have not, but yes it looks great!

Haily makes yoga pants look good.

There was a good article on this in the Ottawa Citizen yesterday, describing the model as driven by a particular kind of radical feminist ideology that portrays heterosexual males as aggressors and females as invariably victims, so it delegitimises women's options to offer sexual services on the grounds that women would only do so under some kind of constraint, physical, economic, social, etc. On the basis of ideological assumptions about what women's behaviour would necessarily be, proponents of the model decide that the exchange of sex for money can never be a freely chosen act on the woman's part. But this conclusion is based on a belief system not founded on empirical evidence. Feminist paternalism? How's that??

I agree with Boomer, it's not just places but also scents and especially for me, music, that triggers memories, thoughts and emotions. Touch for me is a bit more specialized as it's the repetitive ones that stick. When it comes to energy work, they say everything we have thought and experienced is maintained in our energies therefore can be called up at any time with the correct trigger. This is also why it's sometimes difficult to shake the negative, because it's become part of us literally!

The birth of my first grandchildren - Twins!

I know you're looking for feedback from hobbyists, but as an SP i agree with you 100%. Yes, I will be much more revealing for an incall, hell I can open the door naked if i want to! But for an outcall I do tend to cover up more, but always feminine! Dresses, skirts, at the very least a nice pair of tight blank pants or leggings, depending on the top...The thought of wearing jeans to ANY encounter makes me shudder... Unless of course the jeans were requested ;)

I guess I need to take some new pics then...I have outies/hard nipples since I had them pierce...and I never wear a bra:D