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It's like the question about providers that won't see men of a particular ethnicity. Bottom line? Who cares. For every provider that restricts the age, ethnicity, body type, etc there are probably 100 or more providers that are willing able and ready to take that client. You can get angry, you can feel indignant, you can cry all you want but... no one gives a damn. Face it. We have a bajillion choices to make, whether it be here or other sites or media outlets. Are you really going to get hung up on the ONE that won't see you when there are literally hundreds who will? Spend your money and time with someone that wants to see you. You feel better. She feels better. Everybody is satisfied in one way or another.

Why? Just as hobbyists have preferences so do we:) Some like older, younger, all ages and everything in between . So long as both parties are willing and legal I guess it's their choice:) Really nothing should be of a surprise in this business, lol, as just about anything goes. If it's legal that is;) Just don't take anything personally, as one persons taste and preferences aren't another's:)

Easy ... First One is LEGAL: Most people in Canada think prostitution in Canada is illegal. It is actually perfectly legal (if you follow the law correctly). It is not a "gray" area either... if done in private (not in a bawdy house IE. Regular place of prostitution) like a hotel room or out call to the guys house... with no public solicitation with someone over 18 and no one other then the lady herself is making money from the call... it's completely legal here in Canada. People need to stop watching American TV and thinking we follow some sort of American law! Second: Drugs. People assume that all ladies in this industry serious drug addicts and are in it to support drug habits. I have never met a serious drug addict who owns a computer - let along uses one. Third: STI/STD's Probably 100 times more safe with a pro who uses condoms as opposed to the girl you picked up drunk in the bar and "took a uncovered chance with!" most of the ladies practice safe sex as being sick with a sti/std is not good for business!! Fourth: Pimps and forced prostitution Steetwalkers and escorts are often grouped into the same group. Not the same! Fifth: Ladies taken advantage of. Often people think this is done against the ladies will or she is being taken advantage of...

Actually I am surprised that this isn't more common, I have only come across it myself once before......no biggie, but it is amazing how open and accepting these young women are. Whenever I do contact a SP for the first timeI am always open about my age.....don't need any surprised ladies as I step through the door, and to make things go well there has to be some sort of acceptance. The good thing about seeing someone who is even slightly active on the board is that you can get a sense of what the others overall life experience and personality is like.....usually older is better for me...but sometimes a younger lady can still have a maturity/experience level that can overcome a large age gap, everyone is looking for a different experience, but everyone wants a good experience.

Does anyone else think the media hype on CBC and in the Herald, regarding underage prostitution via sites like Craigslist or Backpage is overblown? If the two media outlets are to be believed, underage online prostitution is rampant in the Halifax area. The article points to the arrest of many people who fell for an online sting operation by law enforcement about a year or more ago. Like many people on here, I peruse CL and BP as well. The vast majority of the ads I see on there are fake internet scams to begin with, where they're just trying to get email addresses to sell you penis pills. Then there's SP's who've been around for awhile, followed by people who are simply just game players/time wasters. I can't think of too many examples of what appeared to be local underage online prostitutes on CL/BP in recent history, except for the sting example, which doesn't count because it was artificially created. That sting only identified that there may be a 'demand' for underage girls, but not necessarily a supply. I have no doubt that there is some local ones from time to time on there, but not to the extent that you see it in larger cities. If you believe the media stories, a person might think there are dozens/hundreds of them available in local areas. I'm not seeing that however. I'm not complaining, it's a good thing. But I think it's just another example of the media reporting a non story here. I'm just wondering what other peoples thoughts on it are.

Take a look and sign up and share this link if you agree, with as many as possible :) Now is the time to be heard. http://www.change.org/petitions/justice-minister-peter-mackay-produce-new-legislation-legalizing-prostitution-and-related-activities You can use your psuedonyms, as you will see, but address fields are required. I used the address i provide for someone needing GPS directions, when I am not prepared to give out my real address.

It's not a habit I've ever gotten into but one thing that worked for a relative that did quit was to keep in mind the benefits of quitting. I don't mean just the general idea of knowing that it's healthier but the specific time frame of when each benefit kicks in. It gave him a milestone to aim for, where he kept telling himself if he could manage to stay off cigarettes until the next benefit he'd be doing well. Once he reached it he'd make the next milestone his goal so that he kept having something solid to shoot for. And so on and so on. Below is one of the image that breaks the timeline down. Whatever you try, good luck!

On the flip side, depending on the spa's policy if the session goes into overtime, the MA may be charged the extra time for the room. That is something to be aware of as well. A feel for timing is important for an attendant and comes with experience. If you had a great time perhaps it's just inexperience and best to take the positive from it. The timing takes some practice for a balance that should feel seamless in it's entirety.

I do believe how you are treated is reflected in how you treat others The old adage, what goes around comes around That said, for me, the following cities have been the friendliest, Ottawa, Kingston, Peterborough, Belleville, Trenton, Toronto, Hamilton, London(Ont), St Johns NB, Halifax...and why, I for the most part have a smile on my face and treat others the way I'd like to be treated. It's not the cities, it how you treat people...JMHO of course RG

So went to Barbs last night looking for Jordan as I've seen her work some afternoons there did not find her but noticed a very pretty girl on stage.. Not very often do I watch stage shows but I couldn't help but keep peeking up at the dancer ... I was running very out of time before my bus came but when same over and starting chatting she introduced herself as Bridgette.. after introductions and knowing that I was running low on time we went to the CR... We didn't get to chat enough but the experience was intense and personal it was a fantastic time and had I had a dance with her in 2013 I would have added her name to the best list! Course I'll have to wait until the next one comes later this year :P But I can say while I was initially disappointed in missing Jordan ... Bridgette made me quickly forget! Best "disappointing" day ever!

Are always discrete no matter where you visit. I have visited CMJ and been a member since inception,but also have visited ALO Spa's, Vibe Spa,and Angel'sTouch and Paradise Spa's and of course number numerous independent ladies they are ALL discrete. Just remember,treat them with respect and show up when booking ;)

Last time Lee Richards was in Ottawa, he challenged me to a game of poker. It was fairly even to start with; win some, lose some. But then... we get a really big hand. And I'm sure my luck's in. I'm totally going to win. And then this really hot girl in a short dress comes over and starts making out with me. Yeah, my luck's in... ...this pot's mine... ...it'll be paying for a lot of fun over the next few weeks... ...fuck. Well, Lee, I'd like you to know: I've finally worked out what happened. I'll get you next time... just you wait...

If you pay for an hour, you should get an hour - no questions... period!

If the SP is 18 or so she may not be comfortable seeing someone old enough to be her grandfather. If she does not feel that she can serve that age range well, it is better not to advertise to clients who one does not want to have.

And she will think a lot more of you if you leave her alone than if you approached her asking about services, believe me. She will recognize that you respect her privacy and discretion, which if she is working under a new name she may approach you one day to let you know. In the meantime ignore her and pretend you have never met her before under any circumstances. Should your paths cross, treat her as you would any random stranger. If you know someone who knows her from school and you cross their paths and your friend decides to introduce you to each other, say, hi nice to meet you, and carry on with your day. You will earn a ton of respect and good will from her that is invaluable.

What Excaliber said. Don't approach her for that reason. I can't say if it's a good idea to see her even if she does still advertise her services. Privacy is a huge component in this industry for both parties involved, and it might make her uncomfortable.

If she recognises you and wants to approach you, she will. Let her take the initiative. Otherwise, leave it.

Noooooo thank you. Harsh chemicals do not go near my nethers. It is absolutely normal and natural to have darker pigmentation near the anus - much like the labia, testicles, and nipples can be a darker colour - and has nothing to do with cleanliness.

It is after great thought and consideration that I have decided that it is time to announce that I will be leaving the Massage business. I would like to thank all of you for the wonderful memories and I will never forget the kindness of you all. Thank you for teaching me so much about myself this business and how wonderful the world can be. CERB is a Great Community filled with wonderful people, and I am thankful that I have had the opportunity to experience some of that greatness. All that being said that I will be retiring from the business at the end of February, So you still have some time to live all of your Tiff Dreams ;) I'll be here at Angel's Touch all day today 10:00am-9:00pm then I'll keep you in touch for future days To reach me Call Angels at 613-274-7073 Text me at 613-277-4328 or Send me a PM here on CERB Hope to see you all soon for some Kisses Tiff XoX

Also... as a heads up to the ladies... be aware that in cities where they have and stringently enforce bylaws regarding sex workers, such as Saskatoon, they browse B P and some of the boards to find the unlicensed workers, set up appointments, issue a fine for working unlicensed and ask them to leave town. I think the license for a resident or a transient (touring) provider is approx $300 depending on the city. The fine is closer to $1500. Add to that the loss of room deposit and loss of appointments. I also understand some cities will then issue you a ban from working within the limits of the city for a period of time. Its a good idea to go online if you're touring and check city websites for their bylaws. Licenses can be applied for online in most cases. Stay safe :)

Congrats! :) January 17 will be 2 years smoke free for me, and I know for sure that I will never smoke again. I prepared mentally for several weeks and then just went completely cold turkey. For a while, I replaced the physical habit with a piece of fruit, which worked well, and was obviously a healthy tradeoff. Everyone has their own methods that they say for work for them, and if they actually do work, that is great.. everyone is different, and if it works, great! However, I am of the belief that all nicotine replacement therapies, prescription drugs, "cutting down" methods, e-cigarettes, etc just prolong the pain and madness more than necessary (or exactly as PassionVitto said, replacing one bad habit with another). Just end it. Be a non-smoker. Nicotine is physically out of your body within 72 hours; after that it's just the mental battle. I just constantly reminded myself that I was stronger than the addiction. One thing that really helped me was The Canadian Cancer Society's Smokers Helpline Online. There is lots of great info there, and it's all personalized and interactive. The best resource I found there was the online forum. It's like CERB, except for people quitting smoking. It tracks your progress in a variety of ways, and can be very motivational and helpful to talk to others in the same situation, share experiences, tips and ideas, push each other, etc. I also read a few books which I found helpful. Reading a few chapters everyday, early on in my quitting journey, kept me on track, and made me want to stay a non-smoker, and not have to start all over again (remember - 72 hours is key). Alan Carr - Easy Way to Stop Smoking Joel Spitzer - Never Take Another Puff I knew I would *feel* better physically after quitting, but what I didn't expect, and the best thing that happened, was the amazing feeling of freedom I felt. It was so good to know I wasn't tied down to the addiction anymore, and I didn't have to constantly find a place to smoke, go out in the cold, find a store to buy them, spend my hard earned money on this bullshit that was contributing to my early death, and be a slave to these disgusting multi-million dollar death corporations anymore.

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Just my advice dont get too comfortable!!!! I was working very very rarely 1 ad on backpage rarely more than once a month and I was not offering fullservice. I was napping at home in sept. I had not posted an ad in several months. When 3 officers knocked on my door and told me I was under arrest. I have no record and no criminal past. I was taken to the station and held from 9pm until almost 3 am. The investigating officer presented pictures from an old ad. The officers yelled at me. Snickered at me. Were not very nice (one was very nice).I immediately called a lawyer and didnt speak to the police. But they released me with insane conditions including I was not allowed to drink ( I was sober when arrested , my only incounter with the police. I was not allowed to own operate use or carry a cellphone (they confiscated my cellphone which has not yet been returned). With about 4 other conditions that seriously disrupted my life. It is now january and I just found out the crown did not authorize the charges againest me and the case was thrown out. But the last 4 months has been hell. I want to share my experience because i was under the impression that theycouldnt do that. I am of legal age and I wasnt even working. In the en

I've been to some really rude places. So they might have distorted my view of what friendly constitutes, to me all of Canada is pretty friendly. Toronto consistently surprises me, not because it's the friendliest, but because I've been to many world cities, and I think Toronto is the friendliest of the bunch.

She IS YoungBeautyMirella. Here is her profile page - http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=55102 I saw her once and I had a great time - a very fun-loving, energetic young lady.

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Kellyxo's latest ad's where you have to answer a pre-booking compatibility test is very creative: Take a look at one of them: http://cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=163614 I answered yes to all of the questions. What do I win :)

To me this is kind of like the question "Should the Beer Store and the Liquor Store be amalgamated into one store?" Of course they should it's the same industry. The answer to the strip club all services question is the same...yes please.

All/most of the spa owners monitor their businesses pretty closely so a PM to the spa would likely give you some satisfaction.

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I don't feel guilt as I'm in a sexless relationship - her choice not mine. I still love her but I also still need to have sex and you can only take so many long showers. This hobby allows me to take care of that need and the lack of sex in our relationship becomes a non-issue for me. I may be rationalizing but it works for me and I'm going with it.

My favorite skirt is the "airplane skirt" it's the one you can see the cockpit.

Vipotg knocked one out of the park with this girl. IMHO she is the best looking one yet. Service top notch the regular routine shower massage. She seemed to really get into the 69. When we switched to reverse cow girl I almost panicked and threw her off not even realizing she had slipped on the cover will giving me oral. Good thing I didn't. I only booked the half hr because it was a last minute thing. My bad I will return because the bit of a massage at the end when she walked my back. Wow. Repeat YES. In call was the usual downtown condo. Donation the same as always.

Happy Birthday Claire.... have a great birthday and a wonderful year.

Happy Birthday all the best :)

Happy birthday very sexy lady. I hope it is the best ever. Roar!

I can definitely relate to your situation, I don't feel any guilt over participating in the hobby. Experiences with the SP's are very exhilarating and energizes me in ways that I have not felt in a long time. The difference for me is I love my wife, what I have with an SP is not love but a whole lot of lust.

Doing my groceries. Standing in line (with loads of other people, it's Saturday night) Someone yell Hey, Malika, is it you? I pretend not to hear a thing...but then dude say, "hey you, with the pink hair" I felt all the eyes on me. Dear random asshole, this is why, soon enough I iwll dye all of my hair brown again

Well I went to the doctor recently in the fall of 2012 and he called me fatty. I replied "I know you are but what am I ?" Anyhooooo my fellow fatties. It appears our lodge is faltering a tad bit. Zero bookings in the last 5 years or so I believe. So good news is I decided to go on a recruiting mission. A 2014 Canadian tour so to speak. I have been on the road since January or July of 2013 . Guess I got a headstart. I looked in my bank account and priced flights and I can made it to Halifax. One way. So that's it for the tour. But I had a plan. An impromptu one I hid out in Katherine's wine cellar and ate grapes to stay healthy until she caught me :icon_redface: Then I all Austin Powered her with my charm baby and offered her some grapes and we got drunk and shagged like there is no tomorrow !! Then I gave her an LR massage (hard to explain but it may be on Wikepedia ? ) and cooked her and me breakfast with her food out of her fridge with my hands and burned more calories on the table after breaky was over....desert breakfast I suppose...then I was on my merry little way. So I was on my way to Vermont (which was the wrong way and Em took care of me once again ;) ) when I bumped in to my beautiful wifey Emily !!! She said " Whatcha doin here ?" I said "I dunno' She said "Wanna talk tits?" I said " Sure, I normally don't talk tits but yours are God's gift to all of us" She said "Get in my hotel room NOW !!!! " Emily is a redhead and I love her....and I listen !!!!! ;) I had to ask her directions from the linen closet where I like to sleep....but I found it !!! Calories be gone. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Then I hitch hiked to Truro. Never done that before so had one thumb going each way so little confusing to the drivers apparently. Truro ? They have trees there or something ? And PENELOPE is in the area !!! I MISS PENELOPE !!!! Holy Doodle calories be gone there I tell ya !!! and spankings !!! let me tell ya Tom foolery galore and one horny mess. Ohhh the memories. From there I played hopscotch with the kids until I hopped all the way to the ocean and planned to swim over to PEI. Nope.... wrong side of the province sigh. Sooo had a beer. then washed dishes to pay for it. Walked to the other side of NS and swam over to PEI. Had a beer with that MRNice guy gone retired and see he is still beating the crap out of his house with a sledgehammer and renovating. He fed me and housed me and offered me beers :) oops calories be BACK ON !! Then rented a boat. A big boat. Then paddled my way over to New Brunswick. Then looked over and went "Hey ! When did they put that fucking bridge there ? " Then I got a text from Wifey #3 Savannah in Newfie land saying she needed some "maintenance" done at her house. So up over the bridge I walk. Then realize I am back on an island. Shit. Sooooo off swimming again I go to the nearest iceberg. Crawl on . Brrrrrr my nipples hurt !!! Shit !!! iceberg going wrong way :( Swim again.... get on iceberg 69 heading to Newfoundland and boom there in a week !!!!! Have a visit with wifey...MAINTENANCE TIME :) eat her food and drink her wine out of her fridge. Still on a squeaky tight budget you know. It's cold so we are buck nekkid in bed cause they say skin on skin keeps you warm and alive ? Right ? mmmmm There was a power outage of course but I actually flipped her breaker.....shhhhhh..... So we burn calories. and again in the kitchen and again in the living room. Gotta keep warm !!!!! ;) Off I go ! I shall snorkel my way outta there me thinks. Hmmmm ... end up in Labrador..... I had a nice conversation with a seal and then carried on my little way. I hiked, walked, swam, snorkeled, and belly flopped my way to Quebec. I had a nice visit in Montreal. I spanked VJ, Chrystal spanked me, Keissy spanked Chrystal, Emma spanked all of us cause we were bad bad bad good bad !! Good times. Eyes Wide Shut. Then we ate sushi and all danced nekkid in the street :) Sooooo Feelin kinda slim and healthy by now by cracky. !!! Still had a one pack ab but it is smaller now. Soooooo off I go to Ottawa. Hitch hike again. Get picked up and off we go. Where ya heading I ask ? "Moncton". Fuck !! Stop the car please !! Wrong thumb again. So I stick out the other thumb and get picked up and boom I am in Ottawa in 2 hours ! yay. Take me to the airport I say. Not sure why I ain't flying. Then I grab a cab at the airport and go to the hotel. So I go to check in and they ask me for my credit card ? I say "sure I play cards !! Cribbage, 500, hearts, snap....you name it ! " "Where's your linen room or do you have those floatee things for the pool cause I am tired and need some sleep ? " Then I pick up my cel phone and listen to music while I borrow someone else's phone to text Cleo and Kathryn. I say... "Hi...My name is Frank" No reply.... "LR here.... I have no money but can I squeeze your bits anyways? " No answer.... "You sexies like ice cream ? " no answer. Then I said ............" Look girls I am the damn president grand exalted present and past puppa of.....disclaimer.....used to be until I got voted out :( of the FAT BASTARD LODGE OF CANADA, ONTARIARIO SOMEWHERE CANADA !!!! I have a goofy hat !!! please talk to me" They replied "Ohhhhh . Are you that fat bastard guy, bald with a goatee, have a hairy chest and drink saki in the Jacuzzi and love luv love LUV Allotta Fagina ? " That's me Okay....sooooooo...... Apparently my Tandy computer from Radio Shack I found in the dumpster is dying so I better let the keyboard rest, charge er up, and continue on with the ....... "Fat Guy with the Plumber's Butt Blog" tomorrow ;) Hugggs and Kosses ZZZZZZIIIIIIIIZZZZZ

January is Human Trafficking Awareness month. People in the sex industry, clients, and their allies around the globe are posting on Twitter using the #notyourrescueproject hashtag to make sure people understand that not all sex workers are victims of trafficking and to make sure our voices are heard in the debate about what's best for us. It's a pretty nifty read and I encourage people to participate. Here's what I posted: Here is a compilation of some of the Tweets so far for some of the non-Twitter users out there who are curious :) Click Here. Here are a few articles about it if you want more information about how this all started and why it's relevant: Sex Workers Declare They're #NotYourRescueProject with New Twitter Campaign Sex workers and their allies promote hashtag #NotYourRescueProject Not Your Rescue Project

It was the height of summer. We had friends over for a BBQ. I had fixed everyone a large frozen strawberry Margarita. Six perfectly blended glasses of strawberry delight balanced on a tray. Was I worried, not a bit! I was a bartender in a previous life so I was confident in my ability to transport a tray of frozen drinks a scant 15 feet to where everyone had congregated by the pool. Sadly, I had forgotten to open the glass patio doors. Damn near broke my nose and I wore all six frozen sticky concoctions. The ironic part, well actually there's two ironic parts; I had just cleaned the glass earlier that day and I don't drink! I wore everyone else's drinks.