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Also, please be sure to wash your hands when you arrive, if you are not hopping in the shower. You may have showered at home, but the route to get you to me has taken you through many public venues -- door handles, elevator buttons, even handling money or your keys.

I can understand the sentiment that more testing = better policy, and that's true to a point. However, mandatory testing is actually counterproductive, and there's good evidence to suggest that it could actually make people engage in more risky behaviour, rather than the reverse. It comes down to something called the Peltzman Effect, a.k.a. Risk Compensation - whenever an external variable decreases risk, then people's own risky behaviour tends to increase as a result. Here's a simple narrative to illustrate this: A client walks into an incall, sees that the girl has her test results on display, and that her results say she's negative for HIV. He says, "Oh, you're clean and I'm clean, can we do BBFS?" He assumes that her negative test means there's no risk for him, so he chooses not to use a condom because he mistakenly believes that the test would have informed him if there was any risk. What he doesn't realize is that there's a 3-month incubation period during which HIV isn't detectable by any test, and he ignores the risk of other STIs - such as syphilis, for example - because he's not worried about contracting HIV. Here's another article I wrote about it, regarding Canada's HIV disclosure laws: http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/nikki-thomas/hiv-status_b_1937993.html The stats actually show that sex workers are more aware of STIs than the general public, and we tend to have lower STI rates as well, simply because we take proper precautions. It seems like contradictory logic, but the very fact that clients are concerned about STI risk from sex workers means they're far more likely to take proper precautions to reduce that risk on their own. Mandatory testing is not a good means for preventing the spread of STIs, and the UN didn't make that determination lightly - the evidence is very much in favour of not forcing mandatory STI testing on sex workers, not just from a personal perspective, but a public health perspective as well.

I know there's at least one lady who has a restriction on digits in part for hygiene issues. Some people's bits can be overly sensitive to germs or more prone to infection than average, and even though one would certainly hope/expect that folks have thoroughly washed their hands, a person could understandably be concerned. I imagine for others there's a point where they don't like having to risk telling someone they need to do a better job at trimming and/or cleaning their nails, so simply making it a restriction is easier.

I've been with a lady that permitted digits with a condom on, guess you could term it CD (Covered Digits). Its a nice compromise. She's protected and you get to stimulate her that way. She also provided some guidance while "digiting", which is a total turn on to me. Nothing like pleasuring someone the way they like to be pleasured.

It is after great thought and consideration that I have decided that it is time to announce that I will be leaving the Massage business. I would like to thank all of you for the wonderful memories and I will never forget the kindness of you all. Thank you for teaching me so much about myself this business and how wonderful the world can be. CERB is a Great Community filled with wonderful people, and I am thankful that I have had the opportunity to experience some of that greatness. All that being said that I will be retiring from the business at the end of February, So you still have some time to live all of your Tiff Dreams :wink: I'll be here at Angel's Touch: Saturday January 18th 10:00am-9:00pm or Sunday January 19th 3:30pm-9:00pm then I'll keep you in touch for future days To reach me Call Angels at 613-274-7073 Text me at 613-277-4328 or Send me a PM here on CERB Hope to see you all soon for some Kisses Tiff XoX

Duo etiquette rules: 1. Choose providers who either have seen each other naked or can stomach seeing each other naked. 2. Choose providers of the same species or genus. For example, do not ask if a provider will work with a chia pet, velociraptor or plank of wood as a duo partner. 3. If you have a kink about clothing, make sure that one or both of the providers do not show up in the same outfit you are wearing. One of you is going to look better and the other will cry just a little bit. 4. Establish well before the encounter who gets to be Batman, who gets to be Robin and who gets to be Alfred the butler. You can't have two Batmans. That's an international convention. 5. Establish a bacon friendly environment. Everyone loves bacon and if they don't, they can't be part of the duo. 6. If you own an iguana and it is fed through an ingenious contraption that automatically dispenses food onto an an awaiting plate, make sure that both providers see and understand. Everyone needs to know about reptile dish function. (or was that erectile dysfunction??? Maybe I heard it wrong.) 7. Gifts are nice but be equal in the distribution. You can't give a bottle of champagne to one provider and a package of lime jello to the other. 8. Nobody is allowed to fart. That's against the rules. 9. If you are playing Risk as part of the encounter, always remember to establish in Australia and secure Siam. That's a guaranteed 3 extra guys every turn. Duo chicks dig Risk. 10. Margarine should never be used as part of a fantasy. Always use premium dairy products, not corn or other vegetable based substitutes. 11. There is no 11, please proceed to 12. 12. I was kidding about 11, there is no 12. 13. Skip the clown fetish. It's weird and will freak EVERYBODY out. 14. Lube and crazy glue should never be kept in the same drawer. Trust me on that. 15. If you are new to the duo game, please don't send pictures of your penis to either partner. You'll get penis cooties and be unable to perform. ... that's what I have so far.... but then again, I am tired.

The misconception that we must Hate men. That's an insane idea to me...I love men and I'm sure most if not all of us do.. Kisses to you all. :)

I just have sensitive parts, so nails, hygiene, and force were all things I considered when placing the restriction I now have on digits.. While it can be fun, it can also be unsavory when someone doesn't trim their nails before our date or take the hints to be a bit more gentle :(

Many men can be quite rough with digits. Forceful and deep digits can be painful, which is why some ladies prefer to just say 'no digits'.

Noooooo thank you. Harsh chemicals do not go near my nethers. It is absolutely normal and natural to have darker pigmentation near the anus - much like the labia, testicles, and nipples can be a darker colour - and has nothing to do with cleanliness.

Easy ... First One is LEGAL: Most people in Canada think prostitution in Canada is illegal. It is actually perfectly legal (if you follow the law correctly). It is not a "gray" area either... if done in private (not in a bawdy house IE. Regular place of prostitution) like a hotel room or out call to the guys house... with no public solicitation with someone over 18 and no one other then the lady herself is making money from the call... it's completely legal here in Canada. People need to stop watching American TV and thinking we follow some sort of American law! Second: Drugs. People assume that all ladies in this industry serious drug addicts and are in it to support drug habits. I have never met a serious drug addict who owns a computer - let along uses one. Third: STI/STD's Probably 100 times more safe with a pro who uses condoms as opposed to the girl you picked up drunk in the bar and "took a uncovered chance with!" most of the ladies practice safe sex as being sick with a sti/std is not good for business!! Fourth: Pimps and forced prostitution Steetwalkers and escorts are often grouped into the same group. Not the same! Fifth: Ladies taken advantage of. Often people think this is done against the ladies will or she is being taken advantage of...

Ladies and Gents, i am now making it official, the next Ottawa Social will be held on March 20th, 2014. There is room for 35 ladies and 35 gents. Tickets are now on sale for 35$. Entrance is free for the ladies. As per previous socials, ticket sales will cover a drink for the ladies, snacks (available to anyone) and some door prizes. The socials are never a success without all the attendees and, of course, our sponsors (ALO and CMJ, providers of gifts of the gents for the sat several socials), we also strive to integrate all your comments we receive on site or afterwards. We couldn't improve them without it! We'll do the same for this one in March, bearing in mind we also look to get the "best bang for the buck". Gents, you can pay in person or by email money transfer (you can contact me). Ladies, you can confirm your attendance simply by responding to this thread or by PM'ing me or Loneskater. Cheers!

I agree with everything you've said except the fact that this problem is fabricated. I don't think it is. In saying that however, I don't feel there are the numbers of underage that she's stated in the article, but then again who really knows. I do also think this is another chance for the media and this woman to make this profession out to be a shameful and criminal one. A way to turn more against it. I just wish, when the seedy side of something is shown that the positive and respectful side is as well.

12. Reheating refrigerated bread Bread should not be refrigerated - the chemical process that makes bread go stale occurs many times faster at refrigerator temperatures. Either keep bread at room temperature or freeze it.

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I remember one lady ( who has since left Ottawa) told me that she had disallowed digits after a client was too rough on her and left her off work for a week or so. Since then, I always remember to have my fingers filed and smoothed before the meetings. Washing the hands upon arrival is also a very good idea as Kathryn Bardot says above.

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Those who restrict do so for their reasons and those are to be respected. I have allowed digits with some and have not with others. The hands must be very clean, with no cuts or nicks. You must be gentle and LISTEN. If I say stop, STOP, if I say no more, then NO MORE. Some just don't know how to be gentle and some just don't listen, for those, NO digits:( For the men who know how to touch a woman, digits are very erotic and hot especially when combined with oral;)

Underaged prostitution can't be overhyped enough. Until a person is mentally mature, she or he should not be participating in this hobby as a provider, nor a client for that matter. As for consenting adults, to borrow the pro-abortionists' line, "It's a woman's body to do with as she pleases".

Well I for one really enjoy digits :) BUT your hands and fingernails must be top notch. IF you have scrapes or rough peeling skin, or super dirty fingernails-it just wont happen.

Ohhhh wait... there are more rules. 16. At no point should you say this: "Hey, I have a Great Dane and a fresh jar of peanut butter." 17. Rule # 16 still applies even though your fantasy involves cosplay as Shaggy, Daphne and Velma. 18. Safe words should always be in a language that is understood and pronounceable by all parties. Klingon and Romulan safe words are not to be used. 19. Screaming "BOOOOOOBIES" and running around giggling after you see boobies is not cool. So I have been told. A lot. Okay... I like boobies. A lot. With 4 naked boobies in the room, even though you are in heaven you must remain composed, cool and debonair. Even though you really really want to yell "BOOOOOOBIES" and run around and giggle. Stay cool. Remember there will be the same reaction when you see a double set bums and vajajays. 20. You can only utter, "RELEASE the KRAKEN!!!!" once during an encounter. Plan the use of the phrase wisely. 21. If hosting, please be mindful of the fact that duo play causes more physical exertion than single play. With that in mind, extra drinks and perhaps a second bacon dish should be available for mid-session refreshments. 22. Everyone should have the opportunity to wear the unicorn mask. 23. No, you should never wear the leopard print spandex pants. They're just not... um.... you. 24. You may be a talented ventriloquist, but nobody wants to hear your penis talk. 25. When engaging in small talk, avoid all controversial subjects at all costs. Remember, you are in the room with two women. If they disagree with you, you would be twice as wrong as before.If you're twice as wrong, you get twice less sex. If you get twice less sex, you have to masturbate twice and cry twice as loudly when you do. 26. Remember that you are an adult. Never, ever say, "Neener neener neener, I'm just giving HER my wiener." The non-wiener recipient may stab you. Not saying that it would happen, just saying that it COULD. 27. Ben Affleck has seen every single possible duo combination. Some rate him highly, some rate him poorly. Don't talk about Ben Affleck. It's safer that way. 28. Make sure that you go to the bathroom several times before your duo arrives. Girls spend a lot of time in the bathroom doing mysterious and magical things, as well as peeing. You are dealing with not just one mysterious, magical peeing woman but two. You may not be able to get back into the bathroom for several hours or days. Keep that in mind. 29. All persons involved, not just the service providers, including the client must be able to sing along with Bohemian Rhapsody. The test of a successful encounter is the ability to harmonize at all points with the late Freddy Mercury. I shouldn't have to do this, but to help in your encounter, here are the lyrics: "Bohemian Rhapsody" Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, No escape from reality. Open your eyes, Look up to the skies and see, I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy, Because I'm easy come, easy go, Little high, little low, Anyway the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to me. Mama, just killed a man, Put a gun against his head, Pulled my trigger, now he's dead. Mama, life had just begun, But now I've gone and thrown it all away. Mama, ooh, Didn't mean to make you cry, If I'm not back again this time tomorrow, Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters. Too late, my time has come, Sends shivers down my spine, Body's aching all the time. Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go, Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth. Mama, ooh (anyway the wind blows), I don't wanna die, I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all. I see a little silhouetto of a man, Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango? Thunderbolt and lightning, Very, very frightening me. (Galileo) Galileo. (Galileo) Galileo, Galileo Figaro Magnifico. I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me. He's just a poor boy from a poor family, Spare him his life from this monstrosity. Easy come, easy go, will you let me go? Bismillah! No, we will not let you go. (Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go. (Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go. (Let me go!) Will not let you go. (Let me go!) Never, never let you go Never let me go, oh. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, mama mia, mama mia (Mama mia, let me go.) Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me. So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye? So you think you can love me and leave me to die? Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby, Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here. (Oh, yeah, oh yeah) Nothing really matters, Anyone can see, Nothing really matters, Nothing really matters to me. Anyway the wind blows. 30. Practice makes perfect. No the duo part, but the Queen part. Remember the appropriate amount of head banging at the guitar solo enhances everything. I'm sure there's more....

Definitely count me in too

Some men think that using force ( and not intentionally most of them time) without realizing that this is NOT pleasurable. And yes, it is painful so some SPs may stop offering it all together. I always let my guests in on a little secret to guide them... That less force actually provides better stimulation.

Fingernails can be an issue and our skin internally is very delicate. Also, if a lady is med-high volume it's more wear and tear on her if she needs to make her cookie last.

Last time Lee Richards was in Ottawa, he challenged me to a game of poker. It was fairly even to start with; win some, lose some. But then... we get a really big hand. And I'm sure my luck's in. I'm totally going to win. And then this really hot girl in a short dress comes over and starts making out with me. Yeah, my luck's in... ...this pot's mine... ...it'll be paying for a lot of fun over the next few weeks... ...fuck. Well, Lee, I'd like you to know: I've finally worked out what happened. I'll get you next time... just you wait...

Pretty please count me in too!!!!! Thanks so much Mistert and Loneskater. xo

Was about to start a new thread and found this one, thought I'd bump it For me personally, these are the misconceptions that get to me: People that think independent workers see clients for the entire duration of their posted hours. If an independent lady posts that she is available between 12-8, it doesn't mean she's seeing 8 one-hour clients. I know I could not possibly see that many clients, and wouldn't want to - I wouldn't have any time for ME. Most girls I know see a selected number of clients within that time frame - it's not a revolving door of men. We post the hours we're willing to see clients during, then go about our lives based upon the appointments we have booked. And in my personal life, I've found many guys who assume that I must be an easy lay, and sleep around personally, because I'm an escort. Which isn't the case.

Actor Russell Johnson, who played The Professor on "Gilligan's Island," has died. He was 89. Johnson's agent told Fox News that the actor passed away at his home in Washington State on Thursday morning of natural causes, with his wife and daughter by his side. Johnson's co-star Dawn Wells, who played Mary Anne on the show, posted on her Facebook page: "My 2 favorite people are now gone. The professor past (sic) away this morning. My heart is broken." "Russell was a true gentleman, a good father, a great friend, and 'the rest,'" Wells wrote. Wells and Tina Louise, who played Ginger, are the show's last two surviving cast members. Johnson starred on "Gilligan's Island," a classic TV comedy about a mismatched set of castaways stranded on a deserted island, from 1964 to 1967. His character, high school science teacher Roy Hinkley, built generators and other gadgets out of scraps of junk found on the island. Johnson later joked that the one thing The Professor never figured out how to do was to fix the leaky boat so the group could get back to civilization. Johnson started out in westerns and sci-fi movies, including "It Came From Outer Space." After "Gilligan's Island" he worked regularly with small parts on television. What was your favourite Professor scene?

May your ad read...."I swallowed...oh yeah" May your gallbladder "rest in peace" soon !!! May a lady say .... "I want Old Dog's dog wrapped in bacon" ? Probably not ever most likely or said no one evar past present or in the future either. But Gall bladder be gone. :) Good luck big guy !!!! I believe the hog industry has faltered lately and needs you back !! Oink.

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Way to go Empty83 :)

Congratulations on reaching the 500 posts.. all your contributions are great and you always come up with really interesting threads.. xoxo V

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The Ma, in my experience will suggest a little more back rubbing. Another option is to offer her a backrub/massage...a great way to spend the time ;-)

Usually I remove these as they are complaints but as long as your not naming anyone I think we can have a adult discussion.

The first time I saw a service provider I felt a twinge of guilt. That was a long time ago. I don't anymore. I'm in a similar position to the others that have posted in this thread. I'm comfortable with my choices and have no regrets. You deal with what life presents you. Porthos

Our birthday girl, Claire Heavens, my goddess of the day. This is one of my favourite cerb pictures.

I certainly do darling and have been for the past 27 years!! New in the biz yes but can't live without it!!

Count me in!

I've been thinking lately that I should probably update my recommendations of Savannah Lane and Emily Rushton. However, I am a lazy, lazy man. "Damn, I don't wanna write two recommendations!" exclaimed I. The only way I could think of to get out of this conundrum was to see both at the same time. (poor me, right?) In all seriousness, a duo encounter is something that's been on my mind for some time. Once I found out that Emily and Savannah were having incalls in St. John's at the same time, I tried to get something arranged. Luckily at the time I found out, These two lovely ladies were on tour together. As always, setting up a date and time was seamless, and of course the ladies were more than willing to indulge me in my long awaited fantasy. The date began with me arriving at Savannah's room. We hugged and exchanged one of those deep passionate kisses that long lost lovers are known to do. I have yet to find someone who kisses like her. That alone makes everything worth it! Emily joined us a few minutes later, and the three of us had some great conversation. Once the conversations were done, Emily excused herself to wash up before "getting more comfortable." Before I knew it, Savannah was in her Victoria Secret bra and panties (we have one of those now!!) under the guise that she it was "really warm here." Of course not that I minded! Emily and I joined her state of undress, and the fun began. My highlight of this was me simultaneously unclasping both of their bras while they kissed! Go Me!! Things then moved to the bed. While it did seem that most of their attention was focused on me, they still found time to please each other. I also discovered that the most invigorating sensations were when I was kissing one of them, eyes locked, while the other got down to business on me. The idea of not knowing what to expect really took me on a trip! To say that I was satisfied at the end of it all is a gross understatement. All my expectations were met, and far exceeded! At the end of our date, we stayed on the bed, naked, and having more great conversations. My advice to anyone looking to have a duo experience is to make it with two women who know each other well, and that you have a great connection with. I have been more than fortunate to have met a number of fantastic women on my hobbying journey over the past two years. Any number of these women would make fantastic duo partners. But in the end my choice was a perfect one. Emily and Savannah should be on everyone's bucket list! One less thing I don't have to regret not doing before I meet my maker!

"I dabble", she says. Yeah, and Picasso dabbled at painting.

Someone said to me once, "what about all the kids you're influencing?!" and I said, "Yes, I go to the kindergarten every day to lecture the little ones about the joys of hooking." Are these people for real?

A big misconception is that we don't pay taxes and are part of the "underbelly" of society. In general anything negative about a person is usually attributed to someone who is in this business-lifestyle- a preconceived notion for many. Unfortunately many people will continue to think negativly about this profession-lifestyle until someone in government has the balls to completely legalize it, allowing it to be treated like any other business. It should be understood that any business has and is run by people- good and bad. There are doctors, lawyers, CEO's, CFO's, judges, people in all professions that abuse drugs, cheat, shirk the tax man, yet anytime someone is involved in the "sex" industry red flags arise and misconceptions are made. For those who openly admit to this being their occupation continue to represent yourselves as the ladies and gentlemen that you are, eventually and hopefully it will be yourselves that dispel all those misconceptions. After all, if we hold ourselves to higher standards it will be hard for others not to.