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Well actually darling, I love masturbating in front of a client and I LOVE when he also does the same at the same time!! It turns me on so much and wow how fantastic it is when we both cum almost together!!!! As a matter of fact before a client asks me I ask him if he can jerk off in front of me because it turns me on!!

Sorry to hijack for a second, but Canada is actually much more ethnically and culturally diverse than the USA. :) Your statement is misleading and a poor generalization. This lady's photo might be stolen, but that doesn't mean that all ladies with a certain body type are "likely to be stolen" as well. http://www.pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2013/07/18/the-most-and-least-culturally-diverse-countries-in-the-world/ http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/wp/2013/05/16/a-revealing-map-of-the-worlds-most-and-least-ethnically-diverse-countries/ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_ranked_by_ethnic_and_cultural_diversity_level

I have been scratched inside twice. Both times I was out of service for about one week each time. Both times I had to see the MD because of the pain. Even going to the bathroom was painful. The MD noted that female parts are very delicate and subject to easy tear when too much force is used and subject to even more tear when nails are used. I have never been accidentally harmed by any penis. Nails, on the other hand, pun intended, can cause a large amount of harm accidentally. Given a choice between a finger and a penis, I much prefer a penis. No comparison. Appropriately dressed penises are much safer than nails.

Also, please be sure to wash your hands when you arrive, if you are not hopping in the shower. You may have showered at home, but the route to get you to me has taken you through many public venues -- door handles, elevator buttons, even handling money or your keys.

The misconception that we must Hate men. That's an insane idea to me...I love men and I'm sure most if not all of us do.. Kisses to you all. :)

And she will think a lot more of you if you leave her alone than if you approached her asking about services, believe me. She will recognize that you respect her privacy and discretion, which if she is working under a new name she may approach you one day to let you know. In the meantime ignore her and pretend you have never met her before under any circumstances. Should your paths cross, treat her as you would any random stranger. If you know someone who knows her from school and you cross their paths and your friend decides to introduce you to each other, say, hi nice to meet you, and carry on with your day. You will earn a ton of respect and good will from her that is invaluable.

It is my understanding and please correct me I I'm wrong, that anything said over the phone is private. So I would suggest you ask whatever you need to ask to ensure you're understanding of what will and won't happen and the do's and don'ts. Just be polite and no need to use derogatory terms.

That definitely is a good one. I must say when I way younger and ignorant to the world I actually believed this stuff myself. That all girls were street walkers on drugs that shouldn't even have had the kids that they had taken away. Not to insult anyone if they have or known any girls that have walked the streets. I still haven't met any. But as I said I was ignorant to the world and brought up religious so of course it wasn't considered "gods way" but I've grown up and realized that there is sooo much out there and you can't follow the ideals of the small minded. The way I figure it is Jesus hung out with Mary Magdalene. Some Theists will actually argue that in the unpublished volumes of the bible (do to hints through out the bible) that Jesus had actually taking a bride and there was conspiracy do to the fact that Mary Magdalene was a prostitute

I know many members here do not use the chat feature. As one of the members who does I have witnessed a few things that IMO shouldn't be happening there and that probably have caused some of the members not using it anymore. Please when you read this keep in mind is not a rant or me trying to tell others what to do is more like a reminder to all of us and giving my point of view as well as suggesting things that may make a difference in the chat room. 1. Start and carry conversation politely. 2. Whisper or use private chat for specific questions, to book, etc. 3. This apply for sp's and hobbysts ... If you do not get what you were looking for from the person you are chatting with the ideal would be to have the courtesy to notify the other instead of just closing the window/leaving chat. 4. Guys I know you like to discuss about some of the ladies but what about trying to keep specific details private and perhaps whisper? Keep in mind whisper sometimes fails, I have been a victim of that a couple of times (ok more than that lol) 5. No arguing or trying to put someone in evidence in open chat or getting other users involved in a particular situation. Again, this is not me trying to list rules, just suggestions to keep chat a cool place to get to know other members :-)

I recently started to see ads for Sophie that peeked my interest. Soon after her first ad, she joined our community here on CERB and this made me want to make a connection soon. So this past Friday I saw that she was working, I had to make contact. I emailed her as her ad requests and introduced myself and asked a few question. Sophie promptly replied and her email asked me for my phone number and a time she could call to discuss further. This process is a little different for me, however I absolutely understand her desire for discretion and her process for booking. It doesn't matter how many times I meet a woman I am always a little nervous. Being nervous was short lived though as soon as Sophie opened the door. I was met by this petite sexy woman with a big hug and kiss. Sophie is extremely friendly and intelligent and this led to conversation with her being very easy and interesting. We proceeded to talk for awhile getting to know each other which led to her starting to get playful with some kissing and touching. Now, as for the naughty part of our encounter I won't get into the details. Every encounter is going to be different and of course a YMMV situation. I will say though, that Sophie is very sensual, a great kisser and I absolutely loved exploring every inch of her. Sophie was very adept to my needs and desires and accommodated them perfectly. Sophie works a limited schedule, but I would highly recommend to anyone. I certainly plan on repeat visits as often as time permits. Thank you Sophie for the memorable and enjoyable time. It was an absolute pleasure meeting you and I look forward to much more time spent together.

This is an interesting phenomenon that I have run into over my life with women and every time I meet one who never masturbates I am intrigued. I guess I find it hard to believe that a woman would not want to learn to pleasure herself? It is almost like they are afraid to touch themselves? While I am more than happy to give them orgasms, I just think they are also missing out on being able to give themselves pleasure. So, have any of the other gents on Cerb run into this as well? For the ladies, why do you think women don't learn to pleasure themselves?

It just doesn't sound like fun, it IS fun personified! :icon_wink: Perhaps you should consider? :icon_smile:

....Enjoy your special day, Vitto!...

Happy birthday, Sexbomb...may this year bring you everything you wish for, and more!! E. xo

Happy 22nd b-day Vitto!!!!!!!!!! xoxoxoxoxo

This is a good recap of the tips provided, and please note first and most important on this list (because this list was written by a woman, other articles i found were not), is 1. MAKE SURE YOUR PARTNER WANTS YOUR FINGER IN HER VAGINA (caps mine lol). I would emphasize this is more important that hygiene and technique, because some of us really do not like it. I find it more agreeable when the finger is covered in a glove or condom, or basically ANYTHING that will take the finger nail completely out of the picture, but most of the time I find it uncomfortable to have a finger in there at all. And the number one tip in some articles is using the 'come hither' movement with the finger, which makes me feel like I am hearing nails on a chalkboard. Gives me the willies that someone is not only in there with their fingernail, but they've been given a 'tip' that scratching, the only thing that is likely happening, the upper inside with a 'come hither' move is their best move. Ack. http://mysexprofessor.com/how-to-have-sex/how-to-finger-a-woman-safe-pleasurable-sex-techniques/

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Thanks for the insight ladies. I was fortunate that when I was 13 years old I had a "older" 15 year old girlfriend who told me that when touching a vagina with my fingers less was more. I always remembered that. Soft and tender all the way, just if you were stroking the petals of a flower. Thanks for taking the time to teach us.

I was to the Vally last week, you ask for ladies to visit and then the location is not just right or the time is not convenient. I will try one more time but you gentlemen know the geography and that the hotels may have staff you know so this is a hurdle you must try to overcome. Thank you to the brave gentlemen that visited me in my suite, I have not heard of any negative or close calls because if this. You are running a risk of being seen my some one there just the same as New York City.

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I think we need to refrain from counting our chickens before they've hatched. It's pretty obvious, based on what various government officials are saying, that the Tories are going to do everything that they can to implement a "Nordic Model" policy that sees enforcement targeting clients instead of service providers. Instead of liberalizing prostitution laws like the Supreme Court intends, they'll just declare prostitution itself illegal. The result is that girls will continue to engage in the same dangerous practices as they currently do in order to protect their clients from arrest. Anybody here with half a brain realizes that such a policy won't survive a court challenge, but that's not the concern of the Harper Tories. It will take another five years for any challenge to work its way through to the Supreme Court, and by then Harper will be long gone. The Nordic Model is simply NHP (Not Harper's Problem) Policy. It appeases the base, and requires no real action on the part of government (at any level) to do anything. Perfect stall tactic for a political party that would prefer not to have to deal with this issue.

Old Dog, you are getting too old. You now need arrows to guide you to the boobs? Really? Wow! I will be there. I'm always there. I wouldn't miss a cerb social! I won't need arrows to guide me to anything. :)

Count me in too! :)

Some men think that using force ( and not intentionally most of them time) without realizing that this is NOT pleasurable. And yes, it is painful so some SPs may stop offering it all together. I always let my guests in on a little secret to guide them... That less force actually provides better stimulation.

Many men can be quite rough with digits. Forceful and deep digits can be painful, which is why some ladies prefer to just say 'no digits'.

I will be there. Bring bacon. Must have bacon. I won't have a gallbladder and will be healed. Soooooo... ummm... bacon. Drenched in butter. Wrapped in bacon. Hidden in boobies. With arrows made out of bacon to guide me to the boobs that hold bacon. I'm in.

What Excaliber said. Don't approach her for that reason. I can't say if it's a good idea to see her even if she does still advertise her services. Privacy is a huge component in this industry for both parties involved, and it might make her uncomfortable.

I also smile and have happy memories when passing by certain hotels and apartments. Also, some of the parking lots where an old gf and I used to make out. aaaahhhhhh those were good times :)

In French we call it les Madeleines de Proust (very famous 19th century writter) and I do agree with U big time love!! But yes it can be taste, smell but whatever else turns U on darling!!!

Duo etiquette rules: 1. Choose providers who either have seen each other naked or can stomach seeing each other naked. 2. Choose providers of the same species or genus. For example, do not ask if a provider will work with a chia pet, velociraptor or plank of wood as a duo partner. 3. If you have a kink about clothing, make sure that one or both of the providers do not show up in the same outfit you are wearing. One of you is going to look better and the other will cry just a little bit. 4. Establish well before the encounter who gets to be Batman, who gets to be Robin and who gets to be Alfred the butler. You can't have two Batmans. That's an international convention. 5. Establish a bacon friendly environment. Everyone loves bacon and if they don't, they can't be part of the duo. 6. If you own an iguana and it is fed through an ingenious contraption that automatically dispenses food onto an an awaiting plate, make sure that both providers see and understand. Everyone needs to know about reptile dish function. (or was that erectile dysfunction??? Maybe I heard it wrong.) 7. Gifts are nice but be equal in the distribution. You can't give a bottle of champagne to one provider and a package of lime jello to the other. 8. Nobody is allowed to fart. That's against the rules. 9. If you are playing Risk as part of the encounter, always remember to establish in Australia and secure Siam. That's a guaranteed 3 extra guys every turn. Duo chicks dig Risk. 10. Margarine should never be used as part of a fantasy. Always use premium dairy products, not corn or other vegetable based substitutes. 11. There is no 11, please proceed to 12. 12. I was kidding about 11, there is no 12. 13. Skip the clown fetish. It's weird and will freak EVERYBODY out. 14. Lube and crazy glue should never be kept in the same drawer. Trust me on that. 15. If you are new to the duo game, please don't send pictures of your penis to either partner. You'll get penis cooties and be unable to perform. ... that's what I have so far.... but then again, I am tired.

Congrats Cristy Curves on 2000 posts. Here's to another 2000 interesting fun filled posts!

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself

I can't remember the name of the show but I think it was Sy Small or Side Small but I remember loving it starting around 3yrs old or so. That's probably not even the name but what I as a 3yr old called it LMAO. I'm a die hard Jem fan. I made my Mom name my youngest Sister one of the girls from the show. They don't make shows like they use to.

Yes I have. I have gone to her a few times. I recommend. PM for anything else you want to know

I agree with this one, I have not told many people in my private life that this is my profession because of this simple reason, most people will automatically assume that because I work in the sex industry I am automatically a hoe, and will sleep with anyone and everyone.... Completely not the case.... My work life and my private life I two separate lives and I truly embrace both of them I as well have to completely agree with this one... I know many people who work in this industry and have children, I being one of them, and I dont what so ever bring this lifestyle around them, I can be a fabulous mother as well as a fabulous MA/SP and not get them intertwined with each other I also dont think that hobbyist should be frowned upon when it comes to being around children.... Its just sex, even it can get a little kinky sometimes its still just natural sex ;) Afterall isnt that where children came from in the first place ;)

I've recently read elsewhere where members say/assume SPs most probably can't hold down "real jobs" or are probably not educated enough to have one so they choose to be SPs instead. They also add to the latter by saying SPs prefer to make easy money (and tax free) the easy and lazy way (on their backs)... We also sleep in until noon because we party all night lol Sometimes I do not know if I should laugh, cry or pull my hair out...

Was about to start a new thread and found this one, thought I'd bump it For me personally, these are the misconceptions that get to me: People that think independent workers see clients for the entire duration of their posted hours. If an independent lady posts that she is available between 12-8, it doesn't mean she's seeing 8 one-hour clients. I know I could not possibly see that many clients, and wouldn't want to - I wouldn't have any time for ME. Most girls I know see a selected number of clients within that time frame - it's not a revolving door of men. We post the hours we're willing to see clients during, then go about our lives based upon the appointments we have booked. And in my personal life, I've found many guys who assume that I must be an easy lay, and sleep around personally, because I'm an escort. Which isn't the case.

I just wanted to take a moment to thank the wonderful gentlemen I've met here in St.John's. We are lucky to have such a fine group of truly discerning gentleman, and I am incredibly blessed to have been able to spend time with those of you I have met with. Thank you from the bottom of my heart! See you soon ;)

Someone said to me once, "what about all the kids you're influencing?!" and I said, "Yes, I go to the kindergarten every day to lecture the little ones about the joys of hooking." Are these people for real?

First off I want to say thanks and well done to Ulysse77 for starting the thread and Mod for hammering it home right off the bat. The biggest misconception in my humble view is the grouping together of everyone involved in hobbying / escorting / massage industry or whatever you want to call it and painting them with one stereotypical label. As in any profession there are good and bad apples and some just plain rotten ones. I have had most of my experiences with the best varieties, the "honey crisps" or the best of the fruit and thoroughly enjoy it! I know many people who are involved in other less-than-favorably-perceived professions (i.e. politicians, real estate agents, used car salespersons) who constantly have to fight being grouped together with all the bad apples in their repective professions. I just wish more of Canadian society could be more understanding, empathetic and appreciative of the contributions our industry makes to our society. Musings from a guys who appreciates CERB and our industry.

While not the biggest, one misconception certainly is that clients are awful, lecherous, sleazy, abusive, diseased and violent people.