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Life's Like A Cock. When It Gets Hard..... Fuck It. I am officially on VACATION ;) hehehe. Stay Sexy, Smile Hard, Roar Loud!

Had a lovely evening last night with some of my friends knowing that it was the perfect opportunity to see me drunk and silly (and pantless) prior to my birthday/surgery combo tomorrow. That led to being invited to another lovely dinner tonight with a couple of former CERB member/providers (not so pantless) .... It has been a great pre-birthday weekend that ends tomorrow with the removal of the gall bladder... a pleasant present in disguise!!!!

This chart is problematic in that it conflates legalization and decriminalization, which are not the same thing. So for example, under Canada in the table, it lists prostitution, brothels and pimping as being legal--that's actually incorrect and misleading. Should the government of Canada do nothing and allow the laws to be struck down after the year long stay, then brothels and pimping would be DECRIMINALIZED, not legal. The wording is important here. If the government decides to implement laws to regulate brothels and pimping, then you could say that brothels and pimping were legalized. Legalization is regulation by the state. Second, referring to the criminalization of third parties as "pimping" laws is also misleading and may cause some to wonder why a country would be pro-pimps (as they're understood by most people), when in fact the so-called "pimping" laws criminalize ALL third parties regardless of exploitative relationships. These charts are certainly a good place to start if you're interested in prostitution law and policy, but like Wikipedia, they should be read with care and act only as a starting point.

Pretty indiscreet to be outing the hotels ladies use.

You've got a bit of a wait for Jenny! She won't be back until late April/early May. :(

a young boy hears the word whorehouse on the schoolyard one day and asks his father the meaning of the word upon arriving home . the father , shocked by the question blurts out " its a place you go to have fun ! " the boy insists that they go , the father informs the boy he is too young . on the weekend the father has some friends over for drinks . remembering the question his son had he suggest that they all head out . unbeknownst to the men the young over heard them and decided to follow . after some time has passed the men make their way home and the boy decides to enter the whorehouse . he walks through the door and exclaims to the madame that he is there for a good time .the madame being a kind hearted quick thinking lady gives the boy three doughnuts and sends him on his way . the parents are nervous wrecks back at home wondering where their child could be . as he walks through the door they both run to him and ask where he has been ? the boy proudly exclaims " I was at the whorehouse ! " his parents taken-a-back utter " well .... how was it ? " the boy tells them " I handled the first 2 no problem , the third one I could only lick ! "

My one and thus far only ménage developed uniquely (well maybe unique, I don't know) It's a bit of a story. It began in my early days of this lifestyle when I was a wet behind the ears newbie. My first three encounters were less than spectacular to be nice, but I my forth encounter was with Lonna Lux, and I was blown away (no pun intended). It wasn't a good encounter, it was a great encounter, so great I scheduled an appointment with her for my second encounter in two months time (for me that's quick planning) Meanwhile I was on CERB reading posts and looking at profiles and another lady caught my eye, Emily In Toronto. You all know her now as Emily Rushton. I contacted her and she told me of her requirements for a reference along with verification/screening. I emailed Lonna asking if she would provide me with a reference, and she did. Almost a hiccup, was Emily didn't know of Lonna, but I did also provide a website link so Emily knew Lonna was a bona fide companion. Anyhow that's how I got to meet Emily, another great companion Keep in mind Emily and Lonna only knew one another through the emails about giving me a reference, that's all, they never met in person. And during that time period and subsequently I saw Lonna regularly and I saw (and see) Emily regularly. Then at the Ottawa Christmas social a couple years ago (I wasn't there, I've heard this second hand) some ladies got together, including Emily and Lonna. They introduce one another, and something clicked, and Emily goes "your RG's reference" or words to that effect. Emily emailed me afterwards saying she met Lonna and knows why I like her. I told Lonna and she said Emily is a great lady. Then the subject was broached. Lonna asked me if I would ask Emily if they could do a duo together. So "gulp" nervously I emailed Emily, and said Lonna would like to do a duo with you. Emily replied "sure, sounds like fun" Now it took time and scheduling but my ménage a trois virginity was taken by two ladies I knew quite well through our individual intimate encounters. And while Emily and Lonna had never been duo partners before they felt comfortable enough with one another and I guess with me too so we had a ménage. And as sappy as it sounds, there wasn't a client in the hotel room that night, nor were there any SP's, it really was three friends getting together. Footnote, and sort of sad note (for me at least), that was Lonna's last encounter before she retired. But what a lady, she kept our date for the ménage knowing she was retiring. And Emily and I gave her, her retirement gift and a birthday cake. And I was corrupted when the word sploshing was shouted out. No details but chocolate cake never tasted oh so good, and yes there were crumbs left in the bed. Anyhow the purpose of this novel is two ladies you see individually, and who like one another socially but never have been duo partners together, or at all, may be great together. The key in my opinion is trust and everyone is able to be comfortable together intimately A long winded rambling, bringing back very fond memories RG

I'm just back home from a weekend escape, my first two encounters since August 30, 2013 still feeling great. The highlight of these past two days is seeing Kylie Daniels for a second long overdue encounter and Emily Rushton for (well I've lost count how many encounters) Both Kylie and Emily are wonderful and terrific ladies, seeing them was the highlight of the past two days and I also want to say THANK YOU to both of them for a great weekend Recommendations will be forthcoming this week Kylie and Emily, again THANK YOU :-) RG

It is after great thought and consideration that I have decided that it is time to announce that I will be leaving the Massage business. I would like to thank all of you for the wonderful memories and I will never forget the kindness of you all. Thank you for teaching me so much about myself this business and how wonderful the world can be. CERB is a Great Community filled with wonderful people, and I am thankful that I have had the opportunity to experience some of that greatness. All that being said that I will be retiring from the business at the end of February, So you still have some time to live all of your Tiff Dreams :wink: I'll be here at Angel's Touch This week: Sunday January 19th 3:30pm-9:00pm Next Week Friday January 24th 3:30pm-11:00pm or Sunday January 26th 10:00am-9:00pm then I'll keep you in touch for future days To reach me Call Angels at 613-274-7073 Text me at 613-277-4328 or Send me a PM here on CERB Hope to see you all soon for some Kisses Tiff XoX

I met my current established duo partner through a suggestion by a gentleman who had seen us both. He had seen us each on our own, so he knew what we were like, and he asked us each individually. She and I were open to it, met for a coffee, and the rest is history. I have received an occasional request from a prospective client, who I have never met, to offer a duo with a lady I have also never met. I decline. There is no harm in asking a lady, as of course each lady has her own opinions. But I would recommend knowing each lady first... a duo is the best when there is a comfort level there, coming in not knowing the other parties can be, awkward.

Duo etiquette rules: 1. Choose providers who either have seen each other naked or can stomach seeing each other naked. 2. Choose providers of the same species or genus. For example, do not ask if a provider will work with a chia pet, velociraptor or plank of wood as a duo partner. 3. If you have a kink about clothing, make sure that one or both of the providers do not show up in the same outfit you are wearing. One of you is going to look better and the other will cry just a little bit. 4. Establish well before the encounter who gets to be Batman, who gets to be Robin and who gets to be Alfred the butler. You can't have two Batmans. That's an international convention. 5. Establish a bacon friendly environment. Everyone loves bacon and if they don't, they can't be part of the duo. 6. If you own an iguana and it is fed through an ingenious contraption that automatically dispenses food onto an an awaiting plate, make sure that both providers see and understand. Everyone needs to know about reptile dish function. (or was that erectile dysfunction??? Maybe I heard it wrong.) 7. Gifts are nice but be equal in the distribution. You can't give a bottle of champagne to one provider and a package of lime jello to the other. 8. Nobody is allowed to fart. That's against the rules. 9. If you are playing Risk as part of the encounter, always remember to establish in Australia and secure Siam. That's a guaranteed 3 extra guys every turn. Duo chicks dig Risk. 10. Margarine should never be used as part of a fantasy. Always use premium dairy products, not corn or other vegetable based substitutes. 11. There is no 11, please proceed to 12. 12. I was kidding about 11, there is no 12. 13. Skip the clown fetish. It's weird and will freak EVERYBODY out. 14. Lube and crazy glue should never be kept in the same drawer. Trust me on that. 15. If you are new to the duo game, please don't send pictures of your penis to either partner. You'll get penis cooties and be unable to perform. ... that's what I have so far.... but then again, I am tired.

Hi This is a question on how you go about selecting a new woman to see? When I first started this hobby 3 years ago, I just lurked and read the recommendations and chose a highly recommended SP, who I had a great time with and have seen several times since. After that it was by going thru ad's, looking at albums and then checking out there recommendations. This method had worked for most cases. Last year I discovered Cerb Chat and started meeting woman, online, I chatted with many of the girls and built many online friendships. After a while I got a feel of what the girl was like, and wanted to meet them. This method seems to lead to better encounters, as because of the online chatting, we felt like we knew each other already and were comfortable with each other. Some girl's I started Pm'ing them regularly as they don't use chat. This method works also, but not as good as chat, as you cannot ask and answer as many questions in real-time. This is the approach I take now, get to know the woman before hand's thru PM, email or Cerb Chat. If we have enough in common and have becomes friends. I would hope to eventually meet them one day and have a great date where we can finally hug and kiss in person :) Encounters where there is some sort of friendship before you meet seems to be better then meeting a total stranger where there was no previous form of communication. How do you decide who you will meet next?

Once in a while you come to realize that so many of our members really don't "get" the whole hobby experience, or rather, they understand that there are rules but believe they are somehow exempt. So let's help them. Let's give some handy tips to make this a more wonderful experience for all. This is a pleasant place so let's keep it constructive... and be aware that the rules shouldn't just be for clients, you can also add some helpful tips that may help a new provider too! Here goes: 1. Appointment time is at 2:00 pm, what time do I arrive? Ummmmm. Hmmmmm. What part of 2:00 pm is ambiguous? A 2 o'clock appointment means you are at her door at 2. Not 1:55, not 2:10. It's seems petty but when you screw up her schedule, you may be screwing up MY schedule. I may be the appointment at 3. I have things to do... and my schedule may not be as loosey goosey as yours. I may be using a very small window of time or I may have "commitments" that see me arriving like clockwork elsewhere. Regardless, when the little hand is at 2 and the big hand is at 12, be where you are supposed to be. 2. "I am awesomely wicked good in bed, and I often masturbate to pictures of myself nude, because I am that good looking. Can we negotiate a better rate?" In a word, No. Would you go to a restaurant and say, "I am a really good eater, can I get a better price on that steak?" Would you go to a lawyer and say, "I am an awesome criminal, can you represent me for free?" Would you go to the dentist and say, "My teeth are so bad that you should fix them all for $50!" A service provider gets paid at a set rate because she is a professional. She is good... no, not just good... wickedly awesome good, at what she does. Your part is the compensation, her part is the wicked awesome part. Pay the pretty lady and be happy. 3. Cleanliness is next to godliness. Ever step into an elevator and stand next to someone who smells like they have never met a bar of soap they liked? Ever met someone that looked like they were an extra in the Walking Dead? Have you ever gone into a bathroom after someone and wondered if they ate something dead? Step one. Go to the potty. Do your business. Wipe. Wipe again. Wipe again. and then, wipe again. Do the optical test. Last wipe. Is there any residue? If yes, start over. If no, then proceed to step two. Step Two. Shower. Clean EVERYWHERE. Rinse. Repeat. Did you pay attention to anywhere in particular??? Hmmm??? Go back to those places. Make em sparkle. (at this point I do suggest that artificial glitter is NOT necessary.) Get out of the shower. Towel dry (for pete's sake use a clean towel!)... apply a generous amount of deodorant/anti-perspirant. Brush your teeth. (if additional grooming is required, please do that too.) Step three. Clothing. Go to the place where you keep your clean clothes. No. Not the place where you put the stuff that you THINK you can wear again. The CLEAN clothes. You know that stuff that you just took from the dryer and folded nicely?? That's the stuff. Wear that shit. Uh oh... what if I have to do step one again?? Then repeat ALL the steps. Cuz skidmarks are not sexy. Febreeze showers are not acceptable. 4. I have to cancel, what do I do? Give your head a smack. With a hammer. Stop. Now take a pointy thing and stick it with great force into your upper thigh, avoiding the artery. Now, go to your car. Start it. Open the door, put your foot beneath a tire and have someone put that car in reverse. Cancellations? NOT COOL. We all know that shit happens. A death in the family. A sick kid. Decapitation with farm machinery. Thermonuclear war. Explosion of your planet from a death star ray. That shit is acceptable.... but you still owe the pretty lady an explanation AND a cancellation fee. When you cancel, providers don't eat. When providers don't eat they get distended bellies and look like kids from the CARE commercials. When you cancel, providers give not only you, but also your city, a bad reputation. This makes you masturbate more. Because you will never get laid again. Ever. You will over develop muscles in only one arm. Your clothes will fit poorly. People will figure it out and suspect you are the notorious masturbating king of cancellations. They will hunt you down and kill your family. Let's keep little Bobby and Joanie safe. If you make an appointment, keep that appointment. Your family will love you for it. 5. "I'm a little short on cash. Do you think she will notice if the envelope is a bit short?" In a word, yes. She will also point out that your penis is a bit short.... and that your skill level is a bit short... and that you cry like a bitch when you have your pathetic little man-gasm. Do you want that??? Do YOU WANT THAT, bitch??? Wow. That was a bit over-emphatic. Gonna step away from the computer and take a valium. BACK!!!! Where were we... yes. Shorting your provider. Not COOL. Remember, providers have special powers. They communicate telepathically. As soon as you walk out that door, she will know and so will all of her allies in the super friends. They will combine their superpowers and make sure that you never get wood again.... and if you do, it will be at inappropriate times... like at funerals or family gatherings or when talking to your grandfather or something like that. Seriously?? Give your head a shake. If you are short then GET the money and make sure you have it set aside BEFORE you book. You will have a wickedly awesome good time... just pay the pretty lady what you agreed to and enjoy! 6. Can I pay her in drugs? Hmmmm. Does your banker take drugs in lieu of money? Have you offered Rogers drugs in return for their cable/home phone/cell phone/internet bundle? When you get groceries at Loblaws, do they have a special drawer that says "financial equivalent in drugs?" You know the answer. "No, you addled-pated simpleton." Remember the distended belly part from above? Providers take cash because cash buys groceries, pays bills and looks pretty. Carrying cash will not get you arrested. Using cash is the engine that runs our capitalist society. "All you need is cash, cash is all you need." The Beatles sang that, I think. Your turn....

Thought we could all use a laugh today - ( at the expense of us guys, of course!) :icon_wink:

Has anyone see Becky at ALO? She has red hair and she looks good in the pics on the site. PM me with details, please & thanks.

Well, it's official, today is Old Dog's birthday! We have Bacon covered for your birthday: Mmmmm no, i don't think that was the right kind of b-day bacon for you. I think this would be better: Happy birthday to you!!!

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Schedule Jan 20 - Jan 25 Today 11am-9pm (@ParadiseSpa) Tuesday 11am-9pm (@ParadiseSpa) Friday 11am-6pm (@ParadiseSpa) Saturday 3:30pm-9pm (@AngelsTouch) Hello Gentlemen.. My name is Mandy! I have green eyes, long dark hair, and a naturally fit body...I am a classy girl, and I take care of myself very well. I've been working in the massage industry for almost 1 year now! & I love what I do... My services include sexy body slides, full body massage, reverse massage, teasing, shower for 2 and lap dances if requested!... I am very easy to talk to and have a great personality... So why not come enjoy my beautiful behind, tight body and 36C natural breasts, you will be sure to leave with a smile! =) Feel free to check out my profile & peep my sexy pics! You can find me at Paradise Spa, conveniently located in the west end of Ottawa... It is an upscale, clean, classy and discreet spa!... Rooms include large mirrors, music, showers, and black lights to intensify your sensual experience... In calls only! Please PM me or simply call 613-820-8887 to book an apt, CandyXO

Monday Taylor 10-7 aka "Taylor Devine" Pandora 10-4 aka "Pandora" Nicky 10-4 aka "Nicky in Paradise" Hannah 2-11 aka "Hannahxo" Maya 3:30-11 aka "Midnight Maya" Kelly 6:30-11 aka "Kelly2010" ONLINE AD http://www.cerb.ca/classifieds/ottaw...op-ladies.html New Sexy Pics http://www.angelstouchmassage.ca/site/the-angels/ NEW PICS HAZEL http://www.angelstouchmassage.ca/site/the-angels/hazels-profile/ 3 rooms, up to 8 sexy ladies on daily! Private Dance shows available upon request! Click here to see NEW pics of room: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=3340 New Sexy Pics of our Hotties http://www.angelstouchmassage.ca/site/the-angels/ Full Body Relaxation Massage Single Massage: 30 minutes $50. 45 minutes $60. 60 minutes $80. 90 minutes $120 Couples Massage: 1 Attendant 30 minute $60. 45 minute $70. 60 minute $90. Duo/Couples Massage:2 Attendants 30 minute regular $100. on special for $80. 45 minute regular $120. on special for $100. 60 minute regular $160. on special for $130. HST included in door fee prices. Longer Sessions available and @ Discretion of MA ...... Tips Accepted...... ATM on site......Spacious Rooms with Private Showers...... Taylor's Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=155684 Maya's Recommendations ***NEW RECOMMENDATION http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=M&t=63977 Pandora's Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=M&t=75290 http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=156274 Kelly's Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=120424 Hannah's Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=H&t=125137 HIRING.....We seeking attractive hard working ladies! You must be 18 years of age or older to be employed at Angel's Touch. We require proof of legal age and legal eligibility to work via a valid government identification and/or other documentation as required by law. Kelly

Hello there, I am Ms. Powers, kinky alt provider from Toronto. I will be visiting Ottawa Jan 30 - Feb 1 and I would be most pleased to treat myself to correcting your behaviour in any of the following ways: --Compel you to kiss each eyelet of my high-heeled boots --Shave your tender parts and then treat them to some severe squeezing and slapping --Dress you up in panties and stockings and write SLUT across your chest in my lipstick --Treat you as my personal toilet and fill your mouth with my piss --Introduce my cock into your tight little ...--hole and pound you gently or cruelly - dependent on my mood of course --Invite you to wear your jammies and suckle at my nipple - milk guaranteed --Spank you with the utmost love to remind you that peeking in the window at teacher while she is alone is NOT appropriate --Grind my asshole all over your mouth, nose and face so you can't breathe because of all the luscious ass in your face --Force you to service my pussy with orgasm after orgasm while I read my magazine or watch television... Or whatever else I feel motivated to do to you. I have an all new latex pencil skirt and low-backed halter top, complete with Cuban heeled latex stockings and garter belt for you to stroke, lube up, and uselessly hump away at. I may laugh at you while you fumble. I entertain a number of fetishes and kinky ideas and I am always impressed by creativity. If there is something you like, ask nicely. I am open-minded and free-spirited. I will be visiting Ottawa Jan 20 - Feb 1 and staying at a downtown hotel. You can contact me via PM, at [email protected] or 416 605 3910 (call or text). Research me at http://www.missroxypowers.com and see if that puny little penis of yours gets hard enough to call. Sincerely, Roxy Powers

Monday Tia 9-2:30 aka "Tiaa.Lovee.x0" Lydia 9-3 Salina 9-4 aka "Salinaflower" Sasha 9-4 aka "Sasha-Paradise" Mandy 11-9 aka "CandyMandy" Samantha 3:30-9 aka "Naughty Samantha" Jamie 3:30-9 aka "Jamie-xo" Victoria 3:30-9 aka "victoriascrt" Sabrina 6-9 NEW Riley 3:30-9 aka "Riley Parks" Lauren visiting this week http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=8489 BRAND NEW SABRINA http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=8447 BRAND NEW HAZEL http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=8433 BRAND NEW CHLOE http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=8449 NEW Scarlett pics http://www.angelstouchmassage.ca/site/the-angels/scarletts-profile/ Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=L&t=151979 Profile http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=92012 NEW Tia http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=8327 Online Ad check it out http://www.cerb.ca/classifieds/ottaw...2014-news.html New Sexy Pics http://www.angelstouchmassage.ca/site/the-angels/ Schedule Updated Daily http://www.angelstouchmassage.ca/site/schedule/ Come for a 4 hand massage in our getaway room....an experience you will never forget Ottawa's Best Room! Regular Room spacious and in room shower Single Massage: 30 minutes $55. 45 minutes on special for $65. 60 minutes $80. 90 minutes $120. Duo Massage: 30 minute on special for $80. 45 minute on special for $100. 60 minute on special for $130. Getaway Room Fee: Room Features a hot tub,6 ft custom shower and fireplace for your enjoyment Single Massage: 30 minutes $70. 45 minutes $85. 60 minutes $100. 90 minutes $150. Session time @ Discretion of MA Duo Massage/Couples Massage: 2 Attendant 30 minute $100. 45 minute $120. 60 minute $150. Couples Massage: 1 Attendant 30 minute $70. 45 minute $85. 60 minute $100. HST included in all door fee prices Longer Session times available and at the Discretion of MA Jamie's Discussions http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=104412 & http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=J&t=114727 Sasha's Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=146238 Riley Recommendation http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=162336Victoria's Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=V&t=156766 Salina's Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=144753 Samantha Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=N&t=142241Mandy's Recommendation http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=120757 HIRING.....We seeking attractive hard working ladies! You must be 18 years of age or older to be employed at Paradise Spa. We require proof of legal age and legal eligibility to work via a valid government identification and/or other documentation as required by law. Lydia

HAPPY BIRTHDAY OLD DOG XO BEST WISHES ON YOUR SURGERY TOO If you need a naughty nurse I volunteer :wink:

Old Dog, like a fine wine..........

Yes Happy Birthday Old Dog. And lot's of bacon for you :)

Best wishes for a very Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday Old Dog have a good one

See your fantasy come to life! Enjoy an hour of the company of three sexy women at once for a mere $220. That's right--the same price as spending an hour with just one! All three women are well-established professional CERB women who are sexy, safe, fun, and experienced at putting men at ease. Three women + three men = everyone happy! The trade-offs keep things fun and interesting! No worries--male/female interaction only is expected. Well, maybe a little female/female interaction, if no one objects. Party will take place on a weeknight at a convenient location with free parking. The three ladies are: FunValerie, Summer, Keiko The next date is Monday, February 03, 2014 at 08:00 P.M. The location is on Hog's Back Drive. This date is now sold out and we are taking a waiting list. The following date is Monday, March 03, 2013 at 08:00 P.M. Please, PM for further details or to book. You must have seen at least one of the participating ladies at least once to be invited. http://www.funvalerie.com http://www.keikopleasures.com http://www.sensuoussummer.com

This will be a birthday to remember! Best wishes, and here's to a quick recovery!

Also interesting to me is the assumption there that sex workers may not qualify to be 'middle class', the main focus of attention for Trudeau's Liberals? I am often amazed at the general public's inability to consider that sex workers, in many fields have reasonably decent incomes. The government did recognize that something might happen, long before it got to the SCC stage. They have just chosen not to do anything with the information collected, along with it's conclusions. You never seem to get the idea that any one of them has actually read it. http://www.parl.gc.ca/HousePublications/Publication.aspx?DocId=2599932&Language=E&Mode=1&Parl=39&Ses=1&File=267 . There are many pages, and quotes from some of the people speaking, but the above link is to the spot near the end, The Subcommittees Unanimous Recommendations.

My favourite beverages are water, coffee, and green tea (I know, boooooooring!) I rarely drink, but when I do I'm partial to Sommersby cider, Growers Apple Cinnamon cider, pretty much any Chardonnay, and Sortilege maple whiskey. Mmmmmm, Kathryn Bardot introduced me to that evil and delicious treat.

And here I am exercising like a sucker...

Can you see her pussy with those pants on?

This was how all the clubs in Germany were when I lived there many moons ago. Big cities had legal brothels, smaller places had strip bars. The girls danced, but were also available to go in the back room. The service depended on what drinks you ordered. You order a "cocktail" for her and a beer, and you would get a "HJ". A nice bottle of white wine, and BJ. If you ordered "Champagne", then you would get served a tray with a bottle of sparkling wine, two glasses and a condom. I don't think this would chase away as many people as you think. A lot of it goes on now, so why not make it legal, for health and safety reasons if nothing else.

You can't go wrong with Passion Vitto - great body and very friendly. Ask her to wear her Halloween Wonder Women outfit!

So many Lexie's on bp these days. Has anyone seen or know of a post about the one with the double "e"? I have tried to search this site and can't find anything. But I have seen her ads for quite a while now and I am sure someone has already asked. She looks quite sexy. Any info would be great. Public or private is fine by me. Thanks

you tell her it's never a waste of time to visit the north ... and if she wants to talk to someone who knows from experience she can message me. You northern gents are awesome xoxo

Sounds to me like the OP may be quite young himself, afterall men in their late 50s don't often refer to 30-40 yr old SPs as "OLD". I will also echo what I said in the other thread that was posted about this... In the OPs "experiences", young is better...curious to know if he has ANY experience with MATURE ladies? Or is this one of those "I only like vanilla becuase I never tasted chocolate" things...?

There's a lot of misinformation that was spread about that event, and mostly by the cops themselves. The cops were more interested in getting publicity than anything else, in that case. Yes, the cops busted that establishment, and yes there were video recording equipment inside. What the cops didn't say was that the video cameras were only security cameras pointed at the front door to record whoever was coming into the office, there were never anything inside the massage rooms -- the cops expected people would imagine the worst, and that's exactly what happened. In fact, in the end, after all of the drama, the cops never even charged anyone with anything! Their sole purpose was to embarrass and harass people. There was one unlucky customer inside who got rounded up too. The owners of the place said that their lawyers were expecting charges to come, but the cops never even bothered to send a summons to anyone! They got their publicity stunt, and they just quietly dropped everything. Of course, the publicity meant that they couldn't ever reopen in that location, but they still had to pay rent to that place!

Can't speak for anyone else, but I can definitely say that I am MUCH better in bed at 31 than I was at 19, and if I'd tried to get into this business at a young age I would have failed, miserably. So, for me, I know that I would NOT have been a 'better service provider' when I was younger, not by a long shot. With a bit of age comes maturity, sexual knowledge, and experience. I truly believe I get better with age, and feel confident that's the same with most - if not ALL - women.

Btw... When are we considered "old" ?!?:icon_confused:

Lots of orgasms. And yoga