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I personally have no problem with it. I find pubic hair on women really erotic, if only because the first girl I has sex with had a massive bush and I had never seen something like that before. My pubic hair was a bit paler and less dense than hers, so I was really aroused and caught off guard...(anyway, that's another story) I keep it trimmed myself, but have been known to neglect my trimming practices every so often in favour of a 100% au natural look. I did have laser hair removal of my bikini area though, so it will never look quite as bushy as these mannequins ;) I hope it makes a comeback too :)

I know it's been said before, but get the flu shot. This has been a bad year for the flu in much of Canada and the US. I saw some stats and I think it's only about 40% of Canadians that get immunized, and the most often sited reason for not bothering is they think it's dangerous which is BS.

If you walk into a session with the expectation that achieving an erection is the only indicator of a worthwhile encounter, then you are also putting pressure on yourself -- and combined with the amount of stress you are in with your job, and the effect it has had on your physical health and level of exercise, I wouldn't be surprised if the mister isn't willing to perform. There have already been some useful suggestions made in this thread, but I'm also going to suggest that you re-evaluate what qualifies as "wasting" your money. You may want to contact a provider and explain your situation, and have the encounter focus on sensuality rather than performance. Taking away the pressure of achieving an erection may help. Also, if you're stressed about performance, prescription medication may not help. And finally, it IS possible to achieve an orgasm without an erection!

I have to work around a family birthday that night, but as usual...I plan on being there.

Thank you! I have to add that we do not get sick days. If we can't entertain it's too bad so sad. I feel like I've caught everything in the book in the last month. So unless you want me to start making surgical masks in to a mandatory fetish to see me... Lol

It's hard on everyone, SP's and clients . I had a really long date cancelled last week due to illness . The income is missed that day but far better than to be sick for two or more weeks . Gentlemen ought to cancel when they are truly ill and ladies need to appreciate this .

I agree, if im feeling under the weather and made an appointment with an SP or MA, I cancel it. its not fair or nice to take the chance of them possibly catching it. everyone should do this, including SP's and MA's

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Holy shit. I did just check before posting though, and thankfully that's not a real ad, just something someone slapped together on their own computer. Aston Martin has nothing to do with it. And "the photo was taken from the January 2012 issue of Playboy Germany, showing dutch Playmate Rosanne Jongenelen." And no kidding -- that would be the most disgusting ad I've ever seen. I'm cool with innuendo and even evoking the sexual allure of luxury items. But this would have been far beyond the pale. EDIT: On the other hand, I just found that the slogan was used with a less explicit but still same-themed ad. And I even have trouble with this legit one.

Life's Like A Cock. When It Gets Hard..... Fuck It. I am officially on VACATION ;) hehehe. Stay Sexy, Smile Hard, Roar Loud!

Oh god, does that mean that my muffins are at risk?? ;-)

I never know what I look forward to the most; the amazing conversations, the laughs, the boobs or the food. I'm lying we all know Im in this for the food.

I got the flu shot and If the doctors are offering N1H1 shots I will get that shot too I come in contact with many people through my dates and umm sharing long kisses only increases the chances of germs being spread. I also have to think of the people they come in contact to who may not have a good immune system. I feel everyone should be accepting of a date being cancelled if the other person is not feeling well. when some is sick and cancels they are doing it for the good of everyone. As someone else brought up there no paid sick days for us; so when we are off due to illness it not nice

Is sharing toys really safe? I am wondering more about male toys-prostrate stimulators, fleshlight, toys for men in particular. I am thinking about purchasing some new ones but have concerns. I'm thinking, even with using condoms on them and careful sterilization would they really be safe to be shared? Your thoughts please? also- please add what toys you like the most:)

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Glad you said it! I had a similar rant 2 years ago. As my Mother has very week immune from illness and could put her in her grave if she gets sick. I went to the extreme of not offering kissing during the high flu season, but that doesn't work. JUST CANCEL when your sick, lord knows I do! Because one person visited me, and after the session he tells me he thinks he is getting a flu, I had planned to visit my Mom, but had to stay away from her for a week just in case I brought it to her! Booooo

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I'm pretty late to reply to this thread. I wish I had seen it when I started my master's degree - there's a lot of useful tools here I would have appreciated despite doing a lot of them already (orgasms, yoga, reorganizing, scheduling, planning, exercise, healthy eating). The first thing that seems to drop off when I'm stressed and/or anxious is exercise and healthy eating. I convince myself that I no longer have enough time to practice yoga, meditate, or bike because I have "too much work to do". I've realized as time goes by that that's simply not a good excuse. I prioritize my physical and emotional health over everything else (or at least, I try to). I agree! Meditation is about paying attention to your breath. Breathe in, and count, breathe out, and count. Sometimes I can only meditate for 20-30 seconds at a time. At other times, I can meditate for a few minutes. I try not to get frustrated with myself when my thoughts wander but just compassionately recognize that I'm a human being and it's going to take me a while to learn how to let go. Damn right ;) Learning balance is still a work in progress for me. Sometimes I can't shut things off. I'm totally a workaholic and type-a personality school wise. Surprisingly enough that hasn't transitioned into my cycling practices. When it comes to physical activity I'm totally a type b and very laid back =P (I think I'm a bit lazy!) Really beautifully said Danjo. When I have friends and family who fret about fretting, I tell them to just embrace it, sleep, engage in some self-care type of activities. Sometimes we just need to ride the wave of worry. My mother used to always say "with sleep comes perspective". She's a smart cookie and I agree. Often when I go to bed worried I wake up and forget what I was worrying about.

Perhaps there is a middle ground here some day . The look on those models is way over the top for me . However some will like this and it's great that some will be pleased . Everything moves full circle if we wait long enough .

As someone with very sensitive skin, I'd prefer if the lady goatee did come back in favor. Not a full bush but kept closely shaved/trimmed. Shaving my nether region can sometimes cause ingrown hairs or razor burn, neither are attractive but a smooth kitty is;)

Hiya gents,want to have some extremely erotic fun tommorrow I am available from 9am-6:30 pm to meet your every desire,DDD,curvy,fun and playful lady here who loves to tease but aims to please.Feel free to call and book @ 613 820-8887 xoxo see ya soon.

Thanks so much for all the kind words and wonderful wishes! As most of you are aware, my BEST present today was a visit to the Civic hospital in Ottawa where a beautiful surgeon (and I do mean that, she not only is talented but she is also a hottie) and her team extracted my gallbladder and the evil gallstone that it encompassed. It was bigger than we first thought... 3.6 cms around and 6cms long!!!! Even better??? My best friend in the world drove me to the hospital, picked me up from hospital, got me dinner and is staying the night to make sure that I am safe. She is one of our own. I won't mention her by name but I am so blessed to have her in my life, she makes my recovery worthwhile!!! Bless you hun... love ya to pieces. Some of you know of whom I am speaking... and many of you know her well. She is my rock!

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a wise man once said nothing you can't fix yourself by breaking someone else being honest may not get you a lot of friends but it will get you the right ones when a women is talking to you , listen to what she says with her eyes people will forget what you said people will forget what you did but people will never forget how you make them feel

Old Dog, you are getting too old. You now need arrows to guide you to the boobs? Really? Wow! I will be there. I'm always there. I wouldn't miss a cerb social! I won't need arrows to guide me to anything. :)

Aren't they beautiful,long,short,lean,muscular.Ladies what do you prefer wearing when showing off yours,panty hose,stockings,stayups,tights,leggings or bare.Men what is sexy to you,do you love bare legs,stayups,stockings,pantyhose,tights,leggings?

I met with Giovanna recently for the second time. She is a very attractive, sexy and classy lady ! Hot actually....Friendly, terrific personality and sense of humor. She has a terrific body and what you see in her pics is what you get ! Very easy to contact and talk to and set up a visit that works for you. I had an amazing time with her. She is a safe GFE and is very very good at what she does ! I don't go into intimate details but highly reccomend that you all find out for yourselves ! She does give an amazing massage as well I must add ! Following a wonderful intimate session I enjoyed a snuggle session and talking about anything and everything. From favorite restaurants to life's travels and experiences. She is a sweetheart ! Did I mention Hot and Sexy ? :icon_wink: Go see her !

I think most men are creatures of variety, either of the 2 spa's you are mentioning are fabulous. That said, I have also ventured to ALO spa's and Vibe Spa, they are also fabulous, along with all the gorgeous ladies working with all the Spa's in the Ottawa area. I find that there is so many beautiful stunning ladies at all places, it is difficult to make up ones mind which lady to visit ;) I certainly have a quite a list going on now :) good luck to you I'm certain you will enjoy venturing out to either place.

Hiya gents,want to have some extremely erotic fun today,I am available from 9am-6:30 pm to meet your every desire,DDD,curvy,fun and playful lady here who loves to tease but aims to please.Feel free to call and book @ 613 820-8887 xoxo see you soon...

I have 3 Hitachi's and a nanner But I never take those on a date. I have a toy in my pants. Been awful cold tho. You might have to spank me for a bit to get him out to play .......... I hope this helps Cristy ;)

First, take a breath, a deep breath and then another. I was also a workaholic, who could not say no, flew all over the world and it just about killed me, literally and physically. I would suggest: 1. learn to say "no", it is not easy, you are probably seen as the go to guy in your department 2. delegate, let the baby birds learn to fly or fall, give them direction, make sure they understand, then it becomes their problem 3. breath deep, as a friend once told me, this to shall pass Take care of yourself, the government sure as hell does not care if you do or don't.

God I hope it makes a return. Not an uncontrolled return but an inside the bikini line, plush, full covered mons return. I truly miss the "au natural" look but more importantly feel. Feels like finding pubes on a lady is as scarce as hens teeth these days. I can still remember back being 17 with my girlfriend, slowly sliding my hand down over her stomach and dipping my fingers just below the band of her low cut panties and feeling the tips of my fingers brush against soft curly pubes. It was heaven!

Happy Birthday you older dog. Wishing all good things on your special day.

I love playing dress up ;) Come see me in my little school girl outfit or I can put my hair down and ware high heels, all up to you. As long as we know the limits, I love been told what to do. I no how to be a good girl and obey although sometimes I can act out and I'l let you do the punishing! This week Tuesday 5:00pm - 9:00pm Wednesday 11:00am - 4:00pm Thursday 5:00pm - 11:00pm Friday 11:00pm - 6:00pm At the Most Up Scale Spa In Ottawa 613-820-8887

Most of my appointments are 45 minutes and I find that is plenty of time for a good massage and happy ending. To clarify, that is 45 minutes from the time my hands touch your back to the time you get up for your shower or to start getting dressed. For clients that request an hour appointment, I usually find that dual showers (either one or two) or reverse massage is necessary to take up the time. MSOG is another reason that someone might request a full hour appointment. Here are my suggestions for anyone looking to book a full hour appointment: 1. Think about why you want the hour as opposed to a shorter appointment. Is it the conversation and intimacy? Do you enjoy the back massage? If so, let the attendant know by saying "I really like the massage portion, could we spend a little extra time on that?" I always ask my clients at the end of the massage "would you like to flip over?" If you are not ready yet, just ask for the massage to be extended. If you enjoy the teasing and would like to have the attendant spend more time on your front before focusing on the release, you can mention that as well. The same applies for any other particular request. If you like dual showers, or reverse massage, let me know and I will leave time to incorporate that :) On a side note, as this is your time to use as you wish, feel free to speak up about when you would like the shower or reverse massage to begin and end. However, if all you really want is a taste of what the masseuse has to offer, 45 minutes is more than enough, and you really won't get much more bang for your buck for the extra 15 minutes. 2. Opt for the highest price option. If body slides are available, take them. It is difficult for an attendant to use up a full hour if you have limited her options. My body slides can take quite a bit of time and the teasing can be prolonged endlessly, but if I am only topless, there is to quite as much variety. Please note, some girls do not offer the lower priced options (ex. non nude) for the full hour, so you may want to check in advance. 3. Be a little more conscious of your time before and after the appointment. If you would like your full 60 minutes on the table/in the shower, arrive on time. If you wish to take a shower alone at the start, please be mindful of the clock. No need to rush, but you are taking up time that is not part of your hour, so leave the rubber duckie at home :) When getting dressed, follow the attendant's cues. If she is not particularly rushed, slow to get dressed, eager to chat, then by all means take your time. If she is running around trying to get the room ready, she may have another booking after you so you would be wise to respect her time. If you establish a reputation as a client who is efficient in his exit, your attendant will be more willing to give you the full time or slightly extra on the table in the future. However, if your departure is prolonged, she will have to compensate by cutting short the actual session. 4. Just relax. This is your hour of fun. Let me worry about the time, you just worry about enjoying yourself :) As a final note I would like to mention the following: There are some men who last particularly long, so the release needs to be focused on early in order to finish the session in the allotted time. An attendant may assume you fall into this category if you do not tell her about any specific preferences. Therefore, she will begin the release early, in anticipation that her work will continue for quite a while. If you are not a man belonging to this group, your session will finish much earlier than expected. For this reason it is important to tell the attendant what your needs are. I think the key to any happy session is communication..."talk dirty to me" as Jason Derulo says lol ;)

Happy Bacon Dog Birthday! xo..

Happy Birthday Old Dog!!! It was really nice meeting you at the social. I hope you have a fabulous day!! Xoxo Ksenia

I've started using a new technique. I grab this hammer and beat the stress away:

Seriously it does taste "fresher" I normally drink bottle water, but in Ottawa, I gulp liter of tap water :P

Happy birthday!

Happy Birthday, Old Dog. Glad to hear you had an awesome birthday weekend.

Good wishes on your birthday, OD!

The Toronto Cat Rescue got me! I adopted a second kitty! Her name is Riff-Raff and she looks exactly like Grimlock, except a bit bigger. I am going to have a black cat harem.

Ill be there as usual :)

I will be there. Bring bacon. Must have bacon. I won't have a gallbladder and will be healed. Soooooo... ummm... bacon. Drenched in butter. Wrapped in bacon. Hidden in boobies. With arrows made out of bacon to guide me to the boobs that hold bacon. I'm in.

Yesss... .I should be out of hibernation by then. Put my name on a barstool by the boobs somewhere....

Our birthday girl, Claire Heavens, my goddess of the day. This is one of my favourite cerb pictures.

I feel for you, and think its sad that finding a "natural" lady might be considered a fetish. Good luck.

My CERB Goddess of the Day today is Emily Rushton. You may ask why she is my CERB Goddess of the Day, when I have mentioned her twice in this thread already, both on her own, and combined with Lonna Lux. In previous mentions in this thread though, my focus was more on Emily as a great companion and contributor to CERB. But in posting in another thread, Reflections on 2013, a year overall which has been a bad year for me, I realized how much of a friend Emily has been and is. She deserves, in my honest opinion, to be my CERB Goddess of the Day not because she is a great companion (she is that BTW) nor because she is a great contributor to CERB (she is that too BTW) but because she has become a good friend, as good as the friends I have in civilian life. Emily is a beautiful person, both inside and out, a real gem. And she is my CERB Goddess of the Day today Thank You Emily

Maybe it's a math error? Or she meant 10 years experience in dog years?