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In the past few weeks, especially, I've noticed, there have been lots of gorgeous new sp's, MA's and dancers joining the ranks of cerb, posting albums, and getting involved in the social groups. I've enjoyed welcoming and interacting (only virtually so far) with several of them, but wanted to say thanks to them all publicly here, and particularly to the ones who've befriended me and taken the time to get in touch. I appreciate it. The list of women I want to see keeps growing (and growing....), and so does my excitement at all the beauty that surrounds us! :) So welcome again, and thanks.

Recently I have been thinking about how the amazing Ladies of CERB go about screening prospective clients. I have been around long enough now to know and respect that the SP's take screening seriously and have all developed their approach to screening that meets their individual needs. Many SP's require certain information, or references, or that initial contacts be made thought email or by phone. But when I stop and think about it these wonderful ladies really don't have much info on which to base a decision that affects their personal safety. Obviously guys lie about their name and other personal information... cell phones are a dime a dozen and references can't be a deal breaker all the time because all of us had to start with none at some point. For the last few weeks I will admit it i have trolled the various SP ad sections and then looked at some of the SP profile visitors post history. While I did not see anything strange or surprising in fact I saw a lot of posts very similar to my own post history I was struck by the fact that many of these posts (mine included) did not, for me anyway, scream wow I can't wait to meet this person. I kinda think if I was going to invite this person into my life I might need more. Lololol Anyway.... I think this might just be my long way of saying Thank You to all you wonderful ladies who make the choice to invite us into your life. I guess the fact that you do that based on very little information says something about your faith and trust in others and your ability to assess the essence of our character. For me personally I have benefited greatly because you have. THANK YOU

Schedule Jan 27 - Feb 1 Friday 11am-7:30pm (@Paradise Spa) Saturday 3:30pm-9pm (@Angels Touch) Hello Gentlemen.. My name is Mandy! I have green eyes, long dark hair, and a naturally fit body...I am a classy girl, and I take care of myself very well. I've been working in the massage industry for almost 1 year now! & I love what I do... My services include sexy body slides, full body massage, reverse massage, teasing, shower for 2 and lap dances if requested!... I am very easy to talk to and have a great personality... So why not come enjoy my beautiful behind, tight body and 36C natural breasts, you will be sure to leave with a smile! =) Feel free to check out my profile & peep my sexy pics! You can find me at Paradise Spa OR Angels Touch, both conveniently located in the west end of Ottawa... They are upscale, clean, classy and discreet spas!... Rooms include large mirrors, music, showers, and black lights to intensify your sensual experience... In calls only! Please call the spa @ 613-820-8887(Paradise), 613-274-7073(Angels Touch), or PM me to book an appointment XO

Here is a few for this year: http://www.cnn.com/2014/01/30/showbiz/tv/2014-super-bowl-commercials/ post your favorite super bowl ad mine are the puppy ad and the jaguar ad http://www.cbsnews.com/media/super-bowl-commercials-2014-watch-and-vote-in-our-poll/

I know there has been polls before on CERB about this, but I recently conducted another one on my blog about my readers' preferences on pubic hair. I've had a feeling for a while now that the "bare" trend is leaving us and that hair is becoming more and more popular with both men and women. I think that in general, as a society we are going back to more "natural" beauty and aesthetic practices. The results as it stands right now are that a combined 142 people voted that they either preferred some sort of hair (ranging from a patch to fully natural) or did not have a preference, and 100 preferred fully bare. Interesting! :) (I can't link it here due to CERB rules, but it's easy to find, if you want to check it out yourself, and vote too!).

This guy should get a recommendation. Wouldn't that be funny? He has saved a lot of us many times. One small example is the Arabic massage girl who looks hot on BP and says a Must see. I was going to go until her pic showed up on his site. The guy is great...and good for all the terrific genuine MPs and SPs all of us love in Ottawa.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/new-brunswick/moncton-man-pleads-guilty-to-bestiality-1.2518731 They found him sane and he's sane enough to plead guilty, but no jail time proposed.

Hello Gentlemen I stand 5'3, 34b at 115Lbs with long blond hair and very soft tanned skin. No Tattos. I am petite, flexible and graceful. I posses alot of class and you'll be surprised on how sensual I am for a girl at as young a age as I. I am very outgoing, open minded and playful. So Come find out just how playful This week Friday 11:00am - 6:00pm At the Most Up Scale Spa In Ottawa 613-820-8887

We all have our own opinions and I really wonder if anyone in the government listens to anything a regular Canadian says, but I just sent the following to the PM. I wonder if he will even bother to reply with anything except a form letter. For those who do like to send input on any topic this is where you can contact him. http://www.pm.gc.ca/eng/contact Mr Prime Minister, I have never written before but following last nights events and your responses in Question Period today I simply have to indicate that I feel terribly concerned about the way that you and your Minister are treating our Veterans. Mr Fantino was rude and disrespectful to our Veterans by arriving an hour and a half late to their scheduled meeting, and was then rude and disrespectful to the gentlemen who served our country. Furthermore, to watch you stand in the House and support him was even more of an insult to our Veterans. For the last several years it has been one incident after another in which your government has gone out of their way to cut benefits for our Veterans, cut services for our Veterans and generally cause them to question the value that your government and you personally place on their contributions to our country. You, your Minister and your government should be ashamed of yourselves.

Tired of the same old, same old? Wish your weekend was something to be envious of? I can make all of your weekend wishes cum true ;) Experience me and you'll be experiencing an explosion of eroticism and pleasure ;) Book some playtime with yours truly tomorrow and make this weekend an epic one ;) A Brief Yet Sexy Description Of Yours Truly Ever dreamt of being with a runway model? Well here's your chance to have one sashay into your room and fulfill your every desire. I am a tall red head with breathtaking blue eyes and legs that are to die for. Heart stopping good looks and a playful demeanor that will leave you begging for more... Sexy Services That Will Blow Your Mind A phenomenal full body massage Body slides that will make you quiver and tremble with desire Reverse massages and the opportunity to run your hands up and down my smooth, silky bod Steamy and sensual showers for 2 Very open to couples sessions Love, love, looove catering to the ladies :wink: PM me for more information on my sexy services ;) Availability And Location (Paradise Spa) Tomorrow from 3:30pm until 11pm (Paradise Spa) Saturday from 9am until 9pm (Paradise Spa) Sunday from 10am until 9pm How To Contact This Sexy Temptress Call to book some sexy time with me at 613-820-8887, PM me, or email me at [email protected] ***Also, be sure to check out my recommendations: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthr...t=victoriascrt ***

Eli the orangutan picks the Seahawks. :) "SALT LAKE CITY -- A Utah ape that has correctly picked the Super Bowl winner for six straight years is predicting the Seattle Seahawks will be the next NFL champion. Erica Hansen of Hogle Zoo in Salt Lake City says Eli the ape ran into an enclosure Thursday and swiftly knocked down a papier-mache helmet bearing the Seahawks logo, signaling his pick. She says there was no hesitation. That could mean bad news for Broncos fans. The 13-year-old primate hasn't been wrong since 2006.." heheh :)

First it was the senate scandle he did not know about it yeh right and then now what he and his party is doing to our veterans who fought long and hard for peace for our country and when it comes time to vote I hope all of us wonderful canadians look back and see what our goverment are doing to our vets Thanks and god bless to our veterans

Petty, punitive politics. That what this government is all about. Someone who can't take responsibility for his own actions, but is constantly trying to shift the blame onto others, could well learn a few lessons about honour and courage from those who've risked their lives on our behalf.

Seeing a new post by Mrrnice2 and discovering he's back on CERB after a year long hiatus. Yay! Great to you back Mrrnice2.

I was lucky enough to be Chloe's first client - she has experience as a massage provider in the past, however she is just returning to the industry after a hiatus. I met Chloe in the CERB chat room and she was quite the temptress. She was incredibly charming and I quickly took up an invitation to book a session with her. The next morning I arrived at Paradise. I haven't been to this spa in years, but I was pleasantly surprised at how clean and bright the whole operation was. The massage room was immaculate and had it's own shower. The lights could be dimmed and I even noticed a black light installed! When Chloe came into the room my jaw nearly dropped to the ground - she is beautiful with a tight sexy body (take a look at her pics if you doubt me!). Her legs and ass are to die for - completely sculpted. I quickly opted for the full nude massage (how could I pass that up?) and she gave me a nice rub-down. She has nice hands and worked out a few knots in my back. When it came time for the flip she continued her magic. We made good use of the room and its mirrors; I still have several vivid images of her beautiful body draped over mine. She satisfied my every salacious need and was eager to please. Needless to say, the ending resulted in what I can only describe as a whole body orgasm. I would highly recommend Chloe to those of you who like MAs petite and sexy. The session was amazing and I definitely hope to repeat soon.

Yes my friends, I have done it "my way"! Some may have noticed that my posts and threads are becoming minimal in nature (could be a good thing!). So as an update, the cancer continues to spread and has started to effect some nerves and cognitive stuff on a random basis. Docs tell me this is what I can expect for a while, nothing major, but all things being equal, by spring, my nerve endings will be really screwed up, memory may or may not be effected, speech may or may not be effected. They looked at me funny when I asked about my tongue! Anyway, hanging in, trying to get rid of this blasted cold provided to me by some uncaring asshole. Will continue to stay in touch while I can, hoping to be good for the next Ottawa Social, that is a focus! Will continue to drive and visit as long as I am able. Thanx, hope you all have a great weekend, play safe, play often and give the ladies lots of licks, kisses and hugs (YMMV)!!!!! Tom TheLiquor

Happy birthday! Hope you get spoiled, you deserve it!

Anyone got any info on this lady . Her ad is on cl. therapeutic. Pics look almost to good to be true and I don't know how to do the Tin Eye thing. Also don't know how to transfer a link.(middle aged man in a young mans world ) lol, It aint easy !!!!

Happy Birthday Tiffany have a wonderful day.. LOL xoxo

Let's get all fired up!! Friday's here and I'm ready for some sugar, think you've got what it takes? Let's make this weekend unforgettable, I know I'm ready, are you? Drop by tonight and pour some sugar on me, I want to be sticky and sweet ;) A Brief Yet Sexy Description Of Yours Truly Ever dreamt of being with a runway model? Well here's your chance to have one sashay into your room and fulfill your every desire. I am a tall red head with breathtaking blue eyes and legs that are to die for. Heart stopping good looks and a playful demeanor that will leave you begging for more... Sexy Services That Will Blow Your Mind A phenomenal full body massage Body slides that will make you quiver and tremble with desire Reverse massages and the opportunity to run your hands up and down my smooth, silky bod Steamy and sensual showers for 2 Very open to couples sessions Love, love, looove catering to the ladies :wink: PM me for more information on my sexy services :wink: Availability And Location (Paradise Spa) Today from 3:30pm until 11pm (Paradise Spa) Saturday from 9am until 9pm (Paradise Spa) Sunday from 10am until 9pm How To Contact This Sexy Temptress Call to book some sexy time with me at 613-820-8887, PM me, or email me at [email protected] ***Also, be sure to check out my recommendations: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthr...t=victoriascrt ***

Happy b-day Tiff! Enjoy your day.

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Happy Birthday Tiffany Enjoy your special day RG

MY SPEACIALTY IS ENTERTIANING EVEN THE MOST DISCRIMINATING GENTELMEN. SEE ME ANYTIME TODAY/TONIGHT UNTILL 11PM I LOVE TO SHOW OFF MY HEAVENLY BODY..AND MAYBE YOU ARE IN THE MOOD TO ADMIRE ME.. BUT WHY STOP AT JUST THAT WHEN YOU CAN MEET ME IN PERSON, UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND SEE EVERY DETAIL IN REAL LIFE AND EXPERIENCE ME IN A WAY THAT YOU JUST CAN'T IMAGINE.. I CAN'T PROMISE YOU ANYTHING, ITS WHAT I CAN SHOW YOU THAT MATTERS. BY THE TIME WE MEET, MY PLAYFUL, CAREFREE, ATTITUDE WILL ALREADY HAVE WON YOU OVER. I AM IN FACT OFFERING YOU GREAT ADULT STYLE ENTERTAINMENT. CRAZY HOT WOULD BE THE UNDERSTATEMENT OF THE CENTURY! READY TO TAKE YOUR IDEA OF A GOOD TIME AND SPIN IT ON IT'S HEAD? WHETHER YOU ARE THE GENT WHO WANTS A LITTLE TENDERNESS OR THE BIRTHDAY BOY WHO WANTS TO CELEBRATE ANOTHER GREAT YEAR OF BEING ALIVE, OR PERHAPS YOU YOU THRIVE ON NEW EXCITEMENT. I COULD TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT, BUT SHOWING YOU WOULD BE THE BEST! (5FT' - D CUP BREASTS - 100LBS) MY SCHEDULE MON/ TUES- COMMING SOON WEDNESDAY'S 3:30-11 THURSDAY'S 3:30-11 FRIDAY'S 10-11 ME IN THE BUFF = YOU LEAVING HAPPY.. FOR THE GENT WHO SO LUSTS FOR THE GRANDEUR AND LUXURY OF THE FINEST AND MOST ELEGANT. YOU WILL HAVE THE RARE PLEASURE OF INSTANT COMFORT IN THE COMPANY OF AN EXTRAVAGANT TREAT. AN ADULT EPISODE WITH ME WILL BE CLASSY AND SENSUOUS, AN EXTREMELY EXHILARATING PLEASURE. LEAVING YOU RICH WITH THE GIFT OF EXTRAORDINARY MEMORIES. THIS IS AN INCREDIBLE CHANCE TO EXPERIENCE PERFECTLY EXECUTED ADULT ENTERTAINMENT. 613-274-7073 TO BOOK OR PRIVATE MESSAGE ME

Thanks Cristy! If not for this, I'd be doomed to watching only those Leon's commercials that the CRTC deemed appropriate for Canadians.

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Friday January 31st CMJ Invites you to Attend our Masquerade Ball ! Join us for a Day & Night of Intrigue, Lust and Excitement. Enjoy some Decadence and Luxury while Stunning Ladies Surround You. Food, Drink & Live Entertainment you don't want to miss out! Come UnMask your Pleasures... As always **Noon Till Late** Have you ever seen the Movie Eyes Wide Shut ? Recall the Oh so InFamous Scene?? Join us & enjoy the recreation of this steamy scene by two Stunning Beautiful Ladies... You Absolutely do not want to miss this! Show Times : 2:00PM , 5:00PM , 9:00PM & 11:30PM You don't want to Miss This! Not a Member? That's okay! Simply RSVP to Attend! No door fee! Isn't it Time You Discover Ottawa's Best Kept Secret? PARTY LINEUP 10:00AM - 2:00PM (OR LATER) LUSTY LAYLA KRISTIN AMAYA NIKKI 2:00PM TILL LATE VICKI KIKI LUCY MELODIE INARA STELLA MANDY 4:00PM TILL LATE PEARL *NEW* DAISY *NEW* LAUREN *NEW* PEYTON *NEW* EVANGELINE COURTNEY CASSIE BRIANNA FOOD , DRINK & LIVE ENTERTAINMENT A FEAST FOR ALL YOUR SENSES! WWW.CLUBCMJ.COM For More Info or Call 613-523-6199 Look forward to your company tomorrow! Masks Optional!

my 49ers are out, so I guess i'll take for seattle.

Good Evening Gents!!! I invite you to Attend the Masquerade Ball tomorrow & Check out my naughty outfit, see the Shows, and enjoy Mind blowing time to be had!! It's my first party and I am so excited to be a part of it! I am Lusty Layla.. Some of you may know me but for those that don't I Am a mature Blonde with a bangin' body.. Often referred to as a Pam Anderson Look A Like.. Escape with me to a place that you have only dreamed of.. A great conversationalist and easy going all around fun person. I am a woman who knows exactly what a man needs.. I will satisfy your cravings and leave you weak at the knees!! What Others have Said About our Experiences Together http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=134450&highlight=lusty+layla I will be Attending the Eyes wide Open Masquerade Party tomorrow & Look Forward to seeing you there! 10:00AM UNTIL LATE! Not a Member? That's Ok! Simply RSVP to Attend! I am available Exclusively at CMJ Not a Member? That's OK! PM me to be my Special Guest!

As you may have guessed from some of my previous posts I am not a fan of our current Prime Minister. I consider myself to be a fiscal conservative so in a number of ways I should have a fair amount of common ground with the PM but to be honest I find my self repulsed by the fact that he is the leader of My Country. It comes down to the fact that, to me, the Prime Minister is just not that nice a person...he is petty and vindictive in the way he operates and goes out if his way to cause difficulty for those who he feels have opposed him politically. I can respect the fact that people will have different political views on what is best for this country but what I cannot accept is the lack of respect that the Harper Government shows to people who disagree with them. He talk of integrity in government yet he associates and promotes people with little or no integrity (Duffy, Wallin, Chief of Staff and Senate leaders who worked with the PM to cover it all up). Yesterday's treatment of our country's veterans is just another example of how this government treats those who they disagree with but good for the veterans they are standing their ground and showing the PM and the Minister of Veterans Affairs as the scum bags they really are. Mr Harper you could learn a lot about Service to your country, about leadership and about integrity from our Canadian Veterans. Just my opinion.

hi Rubs - I think VIP (1792 Bank) is slightly more discreet. Its a stand alone building with the entrance at the back, well away from traffic and pedestrians. I have not yet visited the location across the street, but I'm told its on the 2nd floor of a strip mall - the kind of place with small offices for doctors, lawyers and accountants (I'm sure someone will correct me if that's not 100% accurate). Still discrete, but you run the the risk of meeting your sister in law as she leaves her accountant's office!

Nice bright sunny day, sidewalks cleared, had a nice walk to the grocery store and bank. Sure beats the miserable snowy day we had yesterday RG

I saw one that's 10 years older then me. Everyone is different, but I didn't feel as if her age contributed to that difference. She could've been my age and it wouldn't have changed anything imo.

Yes. But I don't know how big the difference was, 'cos I didn't ask :)

Being an escort already IS legal. I pay my taxes as an escort - it's CRA industry code: Other personal services (including Online psychic, escorts, dating, party planning, personal shopping) - 81290. I am also registered for HST and 13% tax is included in my rates. I hatehatehate the assumption that escorts dont pay taxes. I am a self-employed woman running a legal business, and I pay my taxes just like any other business owner.

I have not made it out in a while, just wondering if anyone has recent stories or if they know if it has been busy. The last time I was there some of the girls from a local MP were there and it was a Crazy good time! Additional Comments: I don't know if I am the only one, but I'll try to provide some information here. If somebody wants to correct me or add something, do so because I am not an expert. I don't think this is against CERB rules. Saturday night seems to be the busiest. Winter is busier than summer. It's quiet before 10 or 11. Sometimes it doesn't get bust until after the bar closes. Sometimes it doesn't get bust at all. I would suggest going 3 or 4 times before making a decision about the place. If after 3 or 4 visits you don't like the place, you probably never will. When you walk into the building someone will buzz you into the building. At this time you have choices: you can get a locker, single room, or bigger/ party room. I suggest getting a single room. It's not expensive and serves a few purposes. It gives you a place to hang out if it is quiet, a place to go if you are feeling overwhelmed, a place to go if you hook up. The person at the counter will then give you a key, towel, sheet, and condoms. As a side note bring some sandals with you. You will understand this later. You are expected to change in your room and walk around wearing the towel. No big deal, almost everyone does it. After you settle in your room and change, you are ready to go. Just walk around and explore the building. 3 floors where there may or may not be stuff going on. Some very interesting areas. Don't be disappointed if nothing is going on , and don't be in a rush. I would say stick around for at least 3 or 4 hours to get a feel for the atmosphere. As a side note; Aquarius is coed but started as a gay bath house and a lot of gay men still go there. It is quite possible they will hit on you. If it is not your thing, politely decline. If this bothers you, it's probably not the place for you. Good luck... anymore questions you can always PM me.

"Why are there two?"

Hey guys Its Twyla From Euphoric.. I just wanted everyone to know that we are hearing you complaints about Kayla and just want to inform every one that she is no longer with us. We are sorry to hear about the service that you recived and that is wasnt up to our stands that we offer. We hope that you will come back and try one of our professional and friendly ladies. Hope you see you all Soon!

I had started a previous thread about her here: Beckie & Keira @ ALO? - CERB - Canadian Escort Recommendation Board I have since seen her (but only once, so far), and I can recommend her. She's much cuter than her pictures let on, and curvier too. I love women with large hips, this one has them. She was a great conversationalist, she was comfortable with me right away. She reminded me of a young Christina Hendricks, maybe because of the red hair.

Would recommend you make the time to do some good cardio workouts in at least 3 times per week. Min of 20 mins at your target heart rate - running for 30 mins being ideal. This will help overall with your stress mgt and mental well being. For me, it doubles at relaxation/meditation time. Of course, if you are watching any kind of porn cut that out completely. Your brain becomes desensitized over time which could be a major factor ontop of everything else. Yes, fantasizing and frapping it to escort ads counts too! Sounds like you also need to look for ways to reduce your workload while at work. Telling your mgt you are overloaded should be respected and simple enough unless your boss is a real dick. Good luck.

Yeah, this makes me angry on several levels. One because I really love dogs, and so I'm super-protective of them. But just anyone who's cruel and abusive to someone or something less powerful than they are instantly earns my deepest wrath. The charges include "corrupting morals", so I expect there will also be pictures and/or videos involved.