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This guy was one of those guys who seemed indestructible. He was out shovelling snow and dropped dead. The doctor at emergency said he was probably dead before he hit the ground...so maybe not a bad way to go. He looked like he was in great shape but he ate crap and loved his beer. He didn't smoke, but he almost never exercised. Every day at work he had a greasy breakfast, donuts, muffins, gallons of coffee. He didn't listen to anything his doctor said about his diet. In fact, he constantly badgered people he considered "fat". So there are two lessons here: 1: You aren't fit just because you look thin. What the inside of your heart looks like is more important. Get a treadmill stress test! Everyone should have one in their forties. Your doctor can prescribe one and it only takes a couple of hours. 2: Don't eat garbage. 3: Don't leave a mess behind. My buddy's wife is now dealing with insurance and estate matters. He also told her he had a will but his lawyer says he had discussed it but never actually made one up. It is weird that so many guys worry about "safe sex" when they are so careless about other health matters.

I've always loved the beauty of a smile. Whether its Christmas morning and people are open presents and the smile is from ear to ear, or perhaps its a baby smile or even a total stranger smiling. I've been told I have a very nice smile, as much as I enjoy the compliment I never really believed it, until the other day I had an epiphany. I was lying beside a beautiful lady and she was smiling. I was in complete awww at her smile, it was so beautiful and peaceful. I was put into a state of ease and warmth. I never felt so relaxed from such a simple thing. Then it hit me, I've never seen an "ugly" smile so those compliments must be sincere and even if they weren't who cares a smile to me will always remain beautiful. I can't be the only one who love a smile so remember to smile once in a while its free. You got nothing to lose. I know I sure will.

Just to chime in once more, many of the recent birthday threads have had hundreds of hits and dozens of posts. This shows a real outpouring of affection and appreciation for our members. I can't understand objections to this. As I've said before, if you're not interested in a thread, just avoid it. I'm selective about what I read on here, but I do like to see members recognized for their contributions. And Tracie, you've played a big and positive part in this. Thank you. It's much appreciated.

This guy should get a recommendation. Wouldn't that be funny? He has saved a lot of us many times. One small example is the Arabic massage girl who looks hot on BP and says a Must see. I was going to go until her pic showed up on his site. The guy is great...and good for all the terrific genuine MPs and SPs all of us love in Ottawa.

I know there have been pros and cons on both sides of this issue. Some think it clutters up the threads and is another obligation. Some believe it's nice to recognize the contributions of those who are trying to make this a great place on the web for those involved in the industry. With a recent post, it had me thinking about the value of continuing to do this. Do you think it's a positive thing you would like to see continue or is it a waste of energy and not needed?

4000 posts! Not sure if lame or not thought...

And the recognition threads add to the positive atmosphere of CERB It makes us less a collection of anonymous board handles and more a community of like minded people, if that makes sense We recognize one another through the various recognition threads, giving thanks, rep points/comments and nominations. It's what makes CERB just a cut above the other boards IMHO The recognition threads, just reinforce CERB's positivity. We have had in the past some heated discussions over some topics, but recognition threads are positive, and don't we all need some positivity now and then? Besides if they truly cluttered up the board, I think Mod would step in and say something. A rambling RG

I've never understood the "thread clutter" argument. I mean, I don't personally get anything out of abc game-type threads, but it takes me half a second to skip over them to the ones I'm more interested in, so what's the harm, especially if there's others who get a good time out of them? I'd think the same would apply to recognition threads. If for some people it builds a sense of a community and makes someone feel better for even a short time, then isn't it worth it? My own vote is to continue as things are, but I suppose if a compromise was needed someone could always make a single recognition thread for all of them. All milestones for all members could be recognized in the one thread, easily followed by those that wish to and likewise easily ignored by any put off by them. As I say, I truly don't see the harm in them as they are, but that's the only alternative approach I can imagine.

I like smiling at strangers I pass on the street. I always tickles me when I smie at someone who seems to be a study in black only to have their face brighten with a return smile. The majority of people I smile at return the smile without thinking, like a reflex. I like to imagine how much more pleasant it would be if we only smiled a little more often.

My vote is continue, why boobhoo a positive thing? Anyway most if not all of what you do Tracie is a bonus for this board so I say take the reigns and do as you do:)

Lot of local hotels have rooms with whirlpools. Room+SP=EB but better

Actually a la carte pricing wasn't frowned upon when it was an industry standard and I feel all inclusive pricing was implemented to keep clients happy. Be full of care in what you wish for. When it was practiced, it made the cost of an appointment far more expensive than the hourly structure we see today... cat

In case you hadn't heard, we lost an incredible talent in Phillip Seymour Hoffman today, who was found dead this morning in his New York apartment as a result of an apparent overdose. There aren't words to do his body of work justice, so I thought I'd invite movie fans (because if you were a movie fan, you were a Hoffman fan) to share some of your favourite roles or scenes. Here's one of many that I have. It's the thumbs up at the end I love most.

I read something many moons ago that has stuck with me. It was that a true genuine smile will not just impact the mouth but the eyes. When the eyes are smiling as well as the mouth, you have touched someone. When the smile does not reach the eyes, the smile is a response and is painted on. I tend to look at the eyes and the whole face now. If a smile doesn't quite touch the eyes, if I'm in a position to, I'll make sure they're ok. I often smile "just because"...the air smells wonderful, you see a cute scene, see something beautiful or inspiring. I think even the smiles you give yourself are gifts and sometimes those gifts touch others. Just because you smile to yourself doesn't mean someone else didn't see it and in turn smile. Lovely thing about smiles, they are contagious and create wonderful energy. Pass a smile on today even if only to yourself.

Just taste-tested a tweaked recipe i made yesterday thats good at any time of day - and better reheated. Was perfect - and with double smoked bacon, which made it awesome to begin with! Nom nom nom! Now off to make cookies...

Aww what a nice thread:) Yes a smile is a beautiful thing, especially from my dogs, yes they smile:) It's like a warm hug without touching, a silent thank you. Yup, a smile can certainly brighten an y moment:)

Yup, they are actually just across the street from each other. Both locations started out as competing spas and then they were both independently brought under the ALO family at different times. Consider it no different from the countless Tim Hortons out there, many of which are just across the street from each other too. ;)

Not wearing any....oups...;)

My 3 year old son made it all the way down the ski hill on his snowboard without falling once. I was so scared and so proud all at once. He was so proud when all these teenage kids came over by the lift to give him high 5's. He was so small among everyone else. On the way back up on the lift he said, " Dad...a boy said I ripped it up on the hill......did I tear my snowsuit? God I love him so much!

I find this thread very interesting going forward with possible changes to prositution laws coming up. Screening will be huge, as I find more and more ladies are using a preferred method,their own site, or other sites that assist ladies for clients to be screened for their sole protection. Regardless of what method the lady uses currently, I can see more requirement for stricter screening than it is now, that is just my opinion. I have absolutely no issue with giving proper screening methods from a provider, as it only makes the transition between both go so much smoother. I use currently P411 for here in Canada and also used for the USA, I have a good number of "okays" on P411 and it works so well well when booking with a VIP courtesan may it be here in our country or in that fact another country. If things change going forward, and guys don't want to give that information to a provider, guys could be SOL. Just my take on it.

With the papers i have advertised in, i usually have the least trouble with guys calling from the paper ads. They respect the hours posted in the ad, they don't ask for celphone pics, more pics, graphic pics, in fact they don't get any pics in the ads, and still manage to muddle their way thru the booking process and show up to have a good time. Online ad clients seem to have the devil of a time figuring stuff out lol. The most common # blocker comes from the online ads, and also the callers using magic jack phones (ID shows at area code 239, for example) And they get pissy when you tell them to call from a real number, oh, they say I can't do that, i don't have a cel phone i can use, i can't use the hotel phone, or other nonsense. MJ callers have to prove to me that they are actually in Canada, BC, Vancouver area first and foremost, because 99% of the time they aren't. I had someone call from the paper ad, I don't ask for but get his name showing up on his home ph, the # shows up, then again cel ph#, and name, and while here a complete rundown on his family history, i think he told me the names of his parents and sibling by the time he went home. Then you get the other guys who claim they can't phone, or if they are texting, they can't call, or they ignore your reply telling them they have to phone to talk to you, like its a big secret. The other big secret for some guys is telling you where they found the ad. Like I really can see them looking thru the computer, the camera automatically goes on and reveals them to me, uhuh.

I will echo what Phaedrus said. In my experience, great chemistry is something that is felt by both, such that it doesn't need to be expressed in words. It's not an issue of special treatment- having a good connection is its own reward.

Let play this game for fun. Go to this site and and type in a name and it will generate a pornstar name based on the name. http://pr0nname.com/names/porn/generate Post what your name would be if you used your real name, and post what your name would be if you entered your cerb name Mine would be for my real name: BJ Jiggler for my cerb name Someguy: Javier Cucumber What are your pornstar names. Note: use of upper and lower case combinations seem to generate a different name. Let's see what funny names we can generate :)

Recently I have been thinking about how the amazing Ladies of CERB go about screening prospective clients. I have been around long enough now to know and respect that the SP's take screening seriously and have all developed their approach to screening that meets their individual needs. Many SP's require certain information, or references, or that initial contacts be made thought email or by phone. But when I stop and think about it these wonderful ladies really don't have much info on which to base a decision that affects their personal safety. Obviously guys lie about their name and other personal information... cell phones are a dime a dozen and references can't be a deal breaker all the time because all of us had to start with none at some point. For the last few weeks I will admit it i have trolled the various SP ad sections and then looked at some of the SP profile visitors post history. While I did not see anything strange or surprising in fact I saw a lot of posts very similar to my own post history I was struck by the fact that many of these posts (mine included) did not, for me anyway, scream wow I can't wait to meet this person. I kinda think if I was going to invite this person into my life I might need more. Lololol Anyway.... I think this might just be my long way of saying Thank You to all you wonderful ladies who make the choice to invite us into your life. I guess the fact that you do that based on very little information says something about your faith and trust in others and your ability to assess the essence of our character. For me personally I have benefited greatly because you have. THANK YOU

To one of cerbs most colorful members-Congrats on reaching this milestone:)

Congratulations Malika on your 4000 post milestone Enjoy reading your posts, looking forward to 4000 more contributions RG

I agree with the majority that they are useful and important as a tool to recognize the valuable contributions members make ... I just know that I can never respond to them all, so I just don't participate in them. So here's my happy birthday wish to you all this year and every year.... and my congratulations go to all the members here, for all your posts, forever :)

WOW!! 4000.... way to go!! Congrats...

I kinda like the recognition posts.... I have to think they serve some purpose because lots if people participate in them. Just my opinion

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I remember a time when it was done like this. It was a mess! A client would inquire for XYZ services, he would bring the right amount of cash, but then once in action, he would push for more," well can I do this too? " Then you need to stop the action play, to explain that he only booked for XYZ and to get the A or B is going to cost additional 40.00 bucks. But of course he didn't bring the extra 40.00 bucks. So then the SP would be lied to, saying, " oh yes, OK will get it at the end of the session" to only find he never did have it to begin with! Also to mention how unsexy it is to stop what your doing to have to talk about money! I agree with Cat, be careful what you wish for, cause the system we have now was created to stop this kind of confusing and unsatisfying method.

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Personally I don't see a lady for the services she provides, but the companionship she offers. Most of the ladies I see don't even have a menu as such So a la carte pricing means nothing to me, I prefer the hourly rate and just let an encounter unfold naturally. But that's just my preference that's all A morning rambling while the second pot is brewing RG

Here's a link to a story published in the Brockville Recorder and Times today. It's part of the Sun chain of papers. It speaks about the City cops interviewing a Kingston based SP in town to meet a client last week. http://www.recorder.ca/2014/01/30/escort-interviewed-at-city-motel They must be monitoring phone and email communications to be able to know of specific meetings with a SP.

I met Asia through Sophia's Suite Escapes and I was rewarded with an incredibly pleasurable time. Asia greeted me in a very sexy outfit that instantly had my attention. She is very seductive and knows how to make you comfortable and ready for action. She was willing to do all I asked of her with enthusiasm and made for a great time, naturally YMMV depending on what you are looking for but I am quite sure you won't be disappointed. It was totally non rushed relaxing and a great time from start to finish.

Nice bright sunny day, sidewalks cleared, had a nice walk to the grocery store and bank. Sure beats the miserable snowy day we had yesterday RG

I suggest for better stamina is to do is cardio and push ups. for an SP, the only one(s) i can think of locally is Emily off BP and Vandal Vyxxxen-that SP is AWESOME! :) but she is a travelling SP from montreal, although she comes through winnipeg annually if she comes back in 2014, i suggest to see her, she is awesome! her vis are great too :) there is someone else locally, i posted a recommendation of her, but its late i can't remember her name at the moment. she usually always posts around wed. anyways Diamond Rae is pretty good too! hope that helps. cheers PS69

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I think it would safe to say that any SP that can be found here on CERB has had 'some' experience in what you are looking for.. ;-) shall we say.? I don't believe there is 'a list' per say. All ladies here know what they are doing... Need I say more..? Look at some profiles , send a PM introducing yourself and have fun. Good luck.. D.

lusciouslilly, claire heavens, or sensual erin are all well worth a visit

For sure Claire is terrific, and definitely Jude is tiny...and an excellent massage. I am sure all the others mentioned are wonderful, however Kellyxo at CMJ is a very fit, very petite, total stunner ...