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This article is by an adult movie performer telling her story, but I thought she made some really well-worded arguments and observations that many here would appreciate. http://www.xojane.com/sex/duke-university-freshman-porn-star

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I have to say, my initial reaction to this is, "Why the hell do you have to put a label on yourself?"

Isle of Skye, Scotland:

So here we are, we survived the polar vortex, floods, ice storms, airports shut down and power outages! Spring is almost here, 23 days, what is on your "to do list" for spring? My list starts: 1.clean my dog yard, ewwww, not going to be fun! Can I pay for this service I wonder? hahahha, not a fun chore, we had so much snow! I know ,even tho I can't see it...IT is there! lol 2. Get new windows in ( hope hope) 3. produce a new album:) NO not the same day as I do chore number 1! hahahha

Yes, I agree with most of what you said. However, the fundamental difference (at least for me) is that with the old laws, outcalls were 100% legal. That is, for a strictly outcall guy like myself, I could have my fun without the risk of being charged. Now, under a Nordic model, I would effectively be breaking the law every time I invite a lady to my residence.

The Cupcake Lounge in Downtown & Westboro Ottawa will donate all their proceeds to this cause and I think they will even make special cupcakes. Oh and I must say their cupcakes are REALLY good :tongue:

Plagiarism (Coping text from another provider to post as your own) is NOT acceptable on cerb. Copying someone's text is the SAME as stealing someones photos. Stealing someone's text (even off another website to post it here) will get you in HOT WATER with the mods and members here on cerb. It could get you suspended or banned from cerb as well. So don't do it please. It's not nice... and I hate having my pm flooded with people telling me someone is copying someones text.

If I get no response to an email or text (which are always polite) then I won't make another attempt. That being said if I do get a response further contact will be based on said response. Life is short and there are lots of options out there. Peace MG

Susan Sarandon who is still blazing hot is about to be a grandma which would then make her a GILF? Peace MG

Just wanted to say a big thank you to those who have been so sweet to me, a lil newbie here on CERB. Can't wait to get to know those of you in the west, and hopefully those of you in Ottawa soon as well ;) xoxo Ceska

A mommy's love!!

I'm a dog lover with two of my own. When I see them all cuddled up, and happy, in their favourite spot it always makes me smile. Actually, a lot of what they do makes me smile. I'm an ol' softie. lol. Did I mention that I'm a dog lover?

I wouldn't say rigid I'd say more than reasonable. I will only book with a new client if I can confirm the details he has provided me. But I must say I have booked a few with a gut feeling, not always a good idea.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=panther here's how they define a panther I am with Phaedrus on this one, why use a label? We are all comprised of so many qualities, characteristics and traits, to many to be categorized into age groups and to many to be given just one name. Instead of labelling me I prefer anyone who has met me or wants to meet me to just call me by my name:)If you are attracted by my pictures, posts, reco's and talking to me yet become turned off because I am of a certain age.....well good, then you weren't for me anyways. To label or judge anyone because of their age is as dumb as labelling them because of their hair color. But that's just my take on it;)

Shes a member here, why not drop her a line to say hello and make her feel welcome. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=96326. I'm sure she'd be happy to see so much interest about her.

I think most of us would prefer "no labels" except then how difficult would advertising be to promote yourself and find the clients you seek? Unfortunately labels are a way to distinguish what you're looking for from what you're not and a required component of this industry.

I really prefer no label...that sort of thing means nothing to me. To me what matters is the connection I think I might have with a lady (determined by her posts/profile/website) not some arbitrary label based on whether she has children or not or her age. Not to mention realistically, me being almost 53, how old would a cougar have to be to be labelled cougar if interested in me? But that's me A morning rambling RG

I just watched this, the way these cows jumped for joy:) http://vitaminl.tv/video/2677

To flip the coin, my criteria for booking a gentlemen, 1. from his first enquiry, I can see if this person is respectful and classy. That is my number 1 thing I look at, an enquiry that is " what's up" or " lookin' to blow my load" is not going to even be answered" 2. The ability to follow instructions. If you can not follow a simple request like " no blocked numbers or no email bookings" then how can I be assured that you will follow my requests such as "NO means NO" Or to show up on the time we decided? I have one gent for weeks trying to book with me, I keep saying not on email, must have a phone. He says, I do not have one, well go get one at walmart then! He still is trying, this guy will NEVER get in. 3. If on CERB and has some kind of posting history is always a good way to get a booking, as I know you have must have spent some time getting to know me and the lingo of our industry. A cerb member with history here is going to get the booking before joe-blow I have no knowledge on. 4. If your not calling/txt every night 4 am....not interested in meeting you cause you are probably doing something to stay awake every night. If you work nights, best to txt me in the day before work to let me know this. I do not provide services after 9 pm anyways. 5. To return to me, you have been clean, fresh, respectful and kind. If not, I suppose " I am not available today" or if so uncomfortable for me, I will say so. You can then look for another provider. Geee, hope I do not come across as too rigid, but this is what I am comfortable with:)

Try to avoid watching TV or using the computer for at least an hour before going to bed. {Advice from my doctor} I use a combination of things to get sleep: Sleepy Time Herbal Tea White Noise generator Lavender Oil sprinkled on my pillow Mug of hot milk Light snack at bedtime Doctor prescribed sleep aids (Not sleeping pills) No caffeine products after 6 pm No phone, cellphone, TV, or computer in bedroom Room darkening curtains on bedroom window Regular exercise (Something as simple as going for a 20 to 30 minute walk 5 times a week -- turn off cellphone) * But what worked the best was having a SP come to my home to tuck me into bed for the night. ;) 23 and 1/2 hours

For those who aren't aware, tomorrow is National Cupcake Day in support of SPCAs and Humane Societies. I know there are lots of animal lovers like me here so I thought I'd post a link for more info. In Kingston there are several bake shops, schools and businesses taking part. There are events planned all across the country so if you'd like more information on what's planned in your community, just check with your local SPCA. It's a great fundraiser, it raises awareness and there's cupcakes!!! Who doesn't like cupcakes????:-D http://nationalcupcakeday.org/

Almost every day I get up and see that there were several missed calls in the middle of the night right up to 5 and 6 AM. Well I am getting up at 6 or so but I bet the person that is calling me at 5 AM is not someone I'd like to see. There must be some people out there willing to see "gentleman " around the clock otherwise requests like this would not be made.

I prefer to think of myself as Panther...a sexy woman on the prowl who is smart enough to now how to play, caring enough to enjoy the play, childlike enough to make it fun, lustful enough to make it passionate plus confident and all around awesome! I'd rather make my own "label" lol. :boobies:

For the record I am not a fan of either term but the main difference is in the intent of the subject, a MILF is someone a man or men want to f*ck and a Cougar is a woman that wants to f*ck (younger) men. If you feel one suits you better use it, if you don't feel comfortable with either term then don't use either. From the free dictionary online: or http://thesaurus.com/browse/mature

I have never had a SDaddy, but my GF did. She hated it! She said she no life, could never go anywhere out of her city, hard to have friends, as he would get jealous even with her girl friends, and she decided to work on the side cause each year the cash got smaller and smaller. He would buy her a car, but then not much for the pocket,. So now she has 3 secret lives. Her true life. Her Sdaddy life, then also an SP life. She would have to keep it secrete from her Sdaddy, as he would cut her off completely if he knew. But yet was hard to make apt with clients cause he would call last min and tell her to come over, therefore she would end up standing her clients up:( She can't wait to get out of this one!

Lol I signed up yesterday to see what this site was all about, and although I am flattered that I appear to possibly be fake, I can assure you that I'm definitely real!! :) Additional Comments: Awe u guys r so nice :)

It's been a busy winter and the house really...and I mean really...needs a good cleaning. That's number 1. Number 2: Get a quote on a fence for the backyard and have that installed. My dogs are demanding it and just won't leave me alone about it. So, it's time to shut them up. Frickin' kids... lol.

Start a walking program again...just three blocks to the grocery store you take your life in your hands with the ice/snow covered sidewalks...be nice to see bare pavement and have a nice long brisk walk It's almost a case of shuffling, making sure you don't slip right now...hardly any workout RG

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I must admit that I don't remember ever seeing cows jumping with joy like this! Thanks so much for sharing.

From one to another...

See, this is why I say that I have much to learn. It would never have occurred to me to do the above. But, it seems so obvious. As for the question, I said fruit. That said, I'd nibble on anything that was offered.

Have to echo the sentiments already expressed. Plan ahead. But even if you do get in touch well ahead of time, many ladies might not be willing to book a late night appointment unless they have seen you before.

I probably had same experience as yours. I was tinking I might be lucky, but it turned out I will never repeat.

The brown side is female and the blue side is male.

Ok, I admit my ignorance on how the legal system works in Canada, but answer me this: The SCC has stated that government must write fair laws governing prostitution which adhere to their ruling. We all know that the Nordic model will never pass muster when it is challenged again, and the government no doubt is aware as well. How then is it possible for unjust laws to be passed regardless, without any checks and balances at the forefront? In effect, it renders the SCC decision moot for a period of time until it is again dragged through the courts. In light of this, should not a law of this nature be subject to approval by the SCC prior to being implemented? It would certainly expedite the process and save everyone a lot of grief.

Yeah I've had good and bad experiences with them. But overall I thought that the gentlemen had way too much control over the situation since they are your only source of income and they know that. But they're all different, it just depends if you prefer to see several men or just rely on 1 person. : )

100% Honesty, never! For various reasons I hold no guilt for my participation in this industry. It's actually made me a better man in a few different ways.

LOL....my first session I was so nervous that I couldn't stay hard and didn't orgasm. Luckily the lady was very experienced and still made me feel great and I really enjoyed the intimacy. How I handled it was, pretty matter of factly, we both knew it wasn't going to happen so I just said it. The lady took a more reassuring approach and made me feel like it was ok and normal. I'm so glad I saw who I did and went with experience for my first time. Since others have mentioned her I've decided to edit my post to say Em was my first as well and I'm so grateful.

Ask away, but I think because of the sheer volume of clients you'll get lots of different perspectives.

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