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6 pointsThis article is by an adult movie performer telling her story, but I thought she made some really well-worded arguments and observations that many here would appreciate. http://www.xojane.com/sex/duke-university-freshman-porn-star
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5 pointsI have to say, my initial reaction to this is, "Why the hell do you have to put a label on yourself?"
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3 pointsSo here we are, we survived the polar vortex, floods, ice storms, airports shut down and power outages! Spring is almost here, 23 days, what is on your "to do list" for spring? My list starts: 1.clean my dog yard, ewwww, not going to be fun! Can I pay for this service I wonder? hahahha, not a fun chore, we had so much snow! I know ,even tho I can't see it...IT is there! lol 2. Get new windows in ( hope hope) 3. produce a new album:) NO not the same day as I do chore number 1! hahahha
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3 pointsYes, I agree with most of what you said. However, the fundamental difference (at least for me) is that with the old laws, outcalls were 100% legal. That is, for a strictly outcall guy like myself, I could have my fun without the risk of being charged. Now, under a Nordic model, I would effectively be breaking the law every time I invite a lady to my residence.
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3 pointsThe Cupcake Lounge in Downtown & Westboro Ottawa will donate all their proceeds to this cause and I think they will even make special cupcakes. Oh and I must say their cupcakes are REALLY good :tongue:
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3 pointsPlagiarism (Coping text from another provider to post as your own) is NOT acceptable on cerb. Copying someone's text is the SAME as stealing someones photos. Stealing someone's text (even off another website to post it here) will get you in HOT WATER with the mods and members here on cerb. It could get you suspended or banned from cerb as well. So don't do it please. It's not nice... and I hate having my pm flooded with people telling me someone is copying someones text.
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2 pointsIf I get no response to an email or text (which are always polite) then I won't make another attempt. That being said if I do get a response further contact will be based on said response. Life is short and there are lots of options out there. Peace MG
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2 pointsSusan Sarandon who is still blazing hot is about to be a grandma which would then make her a GILF? Peace MG
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2 pointsJust wanted to say a big thank you to those who have been so sweet to me, a lil newbie here on CERB. Can't wait to get to know those of you in the west, and hopefully those of you in Ottawa soon as well ;) xoxo Ceska
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2 pointsI'm a dog lover with two of my own. When I see them all cuddled up, and happy, in their favourite spot it always makes me smile. Actually, a lot of what they do makes me smile. I'm an ol' softie. lol. Did I mention that I'm a dog lover?
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2 pointsI wouldn't say rigid I'd say more than reasonable. I will only book with a new client if I can confirm the details he has provided me. But I must say I have booked a few with a gut feeling, not always a good idea.
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2 pointshttp://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=panther here's how they define a panther I am with Phaedrus on this one, why use a label? We are all comprised of so many qualities, characteristics and traits, to many to be categorized into age groups and to many to be given just one name. Instead of labelling me I prefer anyone who has met me or wants to meet me to just call me by my name:)If you are attracted by my pictures, posts, reco's and talking to me yet become turned off because I am of a certain age.....well good, then you weren't for me anyways. To label or judge anyone because of their age is as dumb as labelling them because of their hair color. But that's just my take on it;)
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2 pointsShes a member here, why not drop her a line to say hello and make her feel welcome. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=96326. I'm sure she'd be happy to see so much interest about her.
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2 pointsI think most of us would prefer "no labels" except then how difficult would advertising be to promote yourself and find the clients you seek? Unfortunately labels are a way to distinguish what you're looking for from what you're not and a required component of this industry.
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2 pointsI really prefer no label...that sort of thing means nothing to me. To me what matters is the connection I think I might have with a lady (determined by her posts/profile/website) not some arbitrary label based on whether she has children or not or her age. Not to mention realistically, me being almost 53, how old would a cougar have to be to be labelled cougar if interested in me? But that's me A morning rambling RG
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2 pointsI just watched this, the way these cows jumped for joy:) http://vitaminl.tv/video/2677
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2 pointsTo flip the coin, my criteria for booking a gentlemen, 1. from his first enquiry, I can see if this person is respectful and classy. That is my number 1 thing I look at, an enquiry that is " what's up" or " lookin' to blow my load" is not going to even be answered" 2. The ability to follow instructions. If you can not follow a simple request like " no blocked numbers or no email bookings" then how can I be assured that you will follow my requests such as "NO means NO" Or to show up on the time we decided? I have one gent for weeks trying to book with me, I keep saying not on email, must have a phone. He says, I do not have one, well go get one at walmart then! He still is trying, this guy will NEVER get in. 3. If on CERB and has some kind of posting history is always a good way to get a booking, as I know you have must have spent some time getting to know me and the lingo of our industry. A cerb member with history here is going to get the booking before joe-blow I have no knowledge on. 4. If your not calling/txt every night 4 am....not interested in meeting you cause you are probably doing something to stay awake every night. If you work nights, best to txt me in the day before work to let me know this. I do not provide services after 9 pm anyways. 5. To return to me, you have been clean, fresh, respectful and kind. If not, I suppose " I am not available today" or if so uncomfortable for me, I will say so. You can then look for another provider. Geee, hope I do not come across as too rigid, but this is what I am comfortable with:)
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2 pointsTry to avoid watching TV or using the computer for at least an hour before going to bed. {Advice from my doctor} I use a combination of things to get sleep: Sleepy Time Herbal Tea White Noise generator Lavender Oil sprinkled on my pillow Mug of hot milk Light snack at bedtime Doctor prescribed sleep aids (Not sleeping pills) No caffeine products after 6 pm No phone, cellphone, TV, or computer in bedroom Room darkening curtains on bedroom window Regular exercise (Something as simple as going for a 20 to 30 minute walk 5 times a week -- turn off cellphone) * But what worked the best was having a SP come to my home to tuck me into bed for the night. ;) 23 and 1/2 hours
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2 pointsFor those who aren't aware, tomorrow is National Cupcake Day in support of SPCAs and Humane Societies. I know there are lots of animal lovers like me here so I thought I'd post a link for more info. In Kingston there are several bake shops, schools and businesses taking part. There are events planned all across the country so if you'd like more information on what's planned in your community, just check with your local SPCA. It's a great fundraiser, it raises awareness and there's cupcakes!!! Who doesn't like cupcakes????:-D http://nationalcupcakeday.org/
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2 pointsAlmost every day I get up and see that there were several missed calls in the middle of the night right up to 5 and 6 AM. Well I am getting up at 6 or so but I bet the person that is calling me at 5 AM is not someone I'd like to see. There must be some people out there willing to see "gentleman " around the clock otherwise requests like this would not be made.
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2 pointsI prefer to think of myself as Panther...a sexy woman on the prowl who is smart enough to now how to play, caring enough to enjoy the play, childlike enough to make it fun, lustful enough to make it passionate plus confident and all around awesome! I'd rather make my own "label" lol. :boobies:
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2 pointsFor the record I am not a fan of either term but the main difference is in the intent of the subject, a MILF is someone a man or men want to f*ck and a Cougar is a woman that wants to f*ck (younger) men. If you feel one suits you better use it, if you don't feel comfortable with either term then don't use either. From the free dictionary online: or http://thesaurus.com/browse/mature
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2 pointsI have never had a SDaddy, but my GF did. She hated it! She said she no life, could never go anywhere out of her city, hard to have friends, as he would get jealous even with her girl friends, and she decided to work on the side cause each year the cash got smaller and smaller. He would buy her a car, but then not much for the pocket,. So now she has 3 secret lives. Her true life. Her Sdaddy life, then also an SP life. She would have to keep it secrete from her Sdaddy, as he would cut her off completely if he knew. But yet was hard to make apt with clients cause he would call last min and tell her to come over, therefore she would end up standing her clients up:( She can't wait to get out of this one!
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1 pointI've heard similar complaints. Control, jealous issues, and so on. But that is kind of why it is set up, an older man taking care of younger woman, guiding and controlling lol My opinion is that it is not ideal for an sp. It can potentially keep you out of business, advertising and seeing and nurturing regular sp clients, while you are in a SD/SB relationship. You wouldn't normally do both. So when the contract ends, you have to struggle to get your regulars back. Another complaint i have heard is the assumption of BBFS in a SD/SB set up, because it is exclusive and because the women who usually do it one at a time are not sps, and don't have the cover it up at all times mentality. If you want to make an 'arrangement', as an sp you have the option of setting up prepaid accounts for some regular clients. My friend does this, based on the type of visits, length of visits, and quantity of visits. her most common one is buy 5 get one free. They pay for a half hour, or hour, sessions in advance and the 6th one free, so a 600 value for 500 prepaid. She has a nice filing system and the gentlemen must sign in when using up one of the sessions, kind of like a coffee card :)
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1 pointBelated Birthday wishes "Old Man". and I mean that in the most respectful and ... and ...Nope, I can't do it with a straight face! Hee! Happy Birthday ya old fart, welcome to the Seniors tour!
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1 pointI think everyone for their replies. I wondering about having a SD for making my life a bit easier. It looks like it makes life more complicated. No need for more complications in my life. No need for yet an additional secret life.
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1 pointIt's been a busy winter and the house really...and I mean really...needs a good cleaning. That's number 1. Number 2: Get a quote on a fence for the backyard and have that installed. My dogs are demanding it and just won't leave me alone about it. So, it's time to shut them up. Frickin' kids... lol.
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1 pointYou realize this would make the location a common bawdy house and therefore that would be illegal (so we do not discuss such things here)
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1 pointI must admit that I don't remember ever seeing cows jumping with joy like this! Thanks so much for sharing.
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1 pointA banana or apple. You can easily use mouthwash to remove any offending smell if any. Easy to eat, very nutritious, cheap, and easy to prepare. Although adding some whip cream could be interesting.
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1 pointThe problem isn't falling in love with an SP. The problem is unrequited love is painful. The girl you want could be a CEO or a truck driver or an artist and it would still be rough. The only relevance her being an SP has is that you guys have been in more intimate situations than usual. Which shows you that if you want to recover, you have to quit putting yourself in those situations with her. If this was a reciprocal relationship you'd have no trouble with it at all right? Posted via Mobile Device
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1 pointOne very special time did have something real sweet served It was during a GGGGJM ménage a trois (Gorgeous Goddess Gorgeous Goddess & Just Me) One of the Gorgeous Goddesses had her birthday so the three of us had chocolate birthday cake in bed...yes really Two of us sang Happy Birthday too. Yes there were crumbs left in the bed, and both those ladies can eat cake, crackers or whatever in my bed any day. Does this count as offering a snack during a encounter Anyhow a pleasant rambling memory RG
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1 pointWhat signs? It has been explained elsewhere on this board about the process of getting a bill passed and into law. Even if they were going with the Nordic model, and that is a big "if", it would take months if not a year for it to get through the house. It is not even been drafted yet, let alone ever started going through all the steps. As for your estimate of how long before it is challenged, I think you are way off on that one as well. If the Government tries to put a law in place that clearly ignores the supreme court ruling in regards to the specific portions of the Criminal code that were struck down, then I don't think anyone would be convicted. First the Nordic model does not outlaw selling of sexual services, so then that is still a legal job, even though nobody can buy. But the Nordic model also outlaws brothels, and living off the avails, which is in direct contravention of the SCC ruling. One of the key conditions of that ruling was that selling sex was still legal. That condition is met in the Nordic model, so putting back the same restrictions would not be accepted. Judges would not convict, and most smart prosecutors would not prosecute because they do not like having their rulings overturned. The SCC ruling is a legal precedent that most defense counsels would use, and challenges and appeals to that would not take as long even if there was a conviction. The court has examined all the evidence and ruled. They will not try and put this model in place, they know what the rulings meant. However, as we see, even from the Liberal policy convention, everybody is trying to avoid taking a position. They are going to analyze it, and seek input, it will get delayed procedurally, it will die on the order paper. They know they have two choices, either outright criminalization, or regulation. They talk about Nordic to keep the uneducated masses happy, but they know it will not work.
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1 pointI probably had same experience as yours. I was tinking I might be lucky, but it turned out I will never repeat.
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1 pointCheck out Tara Love's new album - omigosh! http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=8616 Here is a sample of this lovely spinner's album -
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1 pointI recently started doing foot fetish.one of my clients got my into it. nothing like warm... all on my bare soles !
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1 pointOk, I admit my ignorance on how the legal system works in Canada, but answer me this: The SCC has stated that government must write fair laws governing prostitution which adhere to their ruling. We all know that the Nordic model will never pass muster when it is challenged again, and the government no doubt is aware as well. How then is it possible for unjust laws to be passed regardless, without any checks and balances at the forefront? In effect, it renders the SCC decision moot for a period of time until it is again dragged through the courts. In light of this, should not a law of this nature be subject to approval by the SCC prior to being implemented? It would certainly expedite the process and save everyone a lot of grief.
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1 pointAnother batch... Not planning on it, but as others have said, this is very much a wait-and-see thing. For established providers, I think the fact that you're an established provider will suffice. I imagine entrants to the industry would find things... hard. I've never been one to go chasing after whoever's the shiny new SP this week, so this wouldn't actually change things much for me, but it might for those who do. And I also imagine it'd be a significant deterrent to new clients. Yes, definitely, although for me I'm mostly concerned with how intelligent someone seems to be. Assertiveness or being passionate about some debate doesn't bother me, but coming across as stupid is fatal. No. Best? The variety, and the fact that I can not feel guilty about my aversion to any kind of commitment. Worst? The stigma which means I can't (OK, won't) talk about it, and my continued failure to win the lottery. The latter. I like to have a chance to chat to whoever I'm with. I try really hard not to post anything like this for precisely this reason. I don't want to be one of those guys who doesn't follow through, and I also don't want to be in a position where I feel I ought to go and see someone - that takes all the fun out of it! Yes. Everyone has bad days. Now if she started to make a habit of having bad days then I'd re-evaluate things, but a one-off is entirely forgivable. Probably the latter, but that's because I'm really horribly bad at asking for things. I don't see that you have any option than to charge for social time, or you'll fall prey to guys who will just never book for a "real" appointment and give you all kinds of crap when you turn them down. Quite a few ladies make it clear in their rates that longer dates are expected to be mixed social and private time. Also: if there's someone you've met and like, you could always ask him if he wants to go out off the clock. I've done this in the past with one or two CERB ladies... although it's ALWAYS been at her instigation. I work on the basis that it's fine for her to ask me if I want to go for a drink off the clock, but if I ask her then I'm either paying her social rate or just another douchebag looking for free stuff. And, of course, they've always been purely social dates; the rest of it is for paid appointments. It helps everyone to keep the boundaries clear. No idea. Sorry! Can't help you on most of that. On last minute vs booking ahead: for me, it depends how busy I am and how predictable life is being. Sometimes I can schedule well in advance and be confident of keeping the appointment, but quite a bit of the time the risk of having to cancel - possibly at short notice - is unacceptably high. Even if I cancel a day or two in advance, I don't want to be that guy who books and then cancels all the time. When I can't commit, I'll do last-minute stuff as and when I have the opportunity.
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1 pointEveryone needs to make decisions that reflect their own reality so what is right for someone else may not be right for me. To each their own and who gives a flying fuck what someone else thinks is crazy. Just my opinion
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1 pointThe reason I took the leap I wanted more and I felt safer here than having an affair with someone. In regards to who I picked first was due to her Ad, her sexy pictures plus saying to check out her website did for me. That Cerb lady was Miss Emily Rushton, the first pictures I saw of her was her Blue Belle series, she looked so hot, her website was so professional I felt very comfortable. I was in Fredericton at the time smiled all the way back to PEI. Definitely have to travel to St.John or Fredericton this year to meet her again!
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