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I would like to very politely disagree that hobbyists are at any significant risks. Most reputable providers take great care to ensure that there would never be any unpleasant souvenirs of your time. Really I must say and I am sure I will be echoed here , you stand a much higher chance of contracting a STD my meeting someone downtown. Fact, reputable ladies are tested regularly and are very careful about their sexual health. Personally speaking if you were to visit me with " sprays or ointments " I would not be receptive to this . I'm not sure if any ladies I know would enjoy being sprayed or have ointments rubbed on them. But perhaps there is something out there that I have not yet heard of . But be sure to warn any date if you plan to spray her with anything.

You have a greater chance of getting an STD / STI from a one-night-stand than you do from a professional escort. (But there is always a risk when having sex with another person). I have never hear of any sprays or ointments. That said, Always check with the SP before using such items. The following should be common sense for most people: Good personal hygiene - wash and inspect your privates daily. "Practice makes perfect" - Learn the correct way to put on and take off a condom - Practice, practice, practice - Yes, that means masturbating using condoms. Immediately after sex - remove the condom and wash your hands & genital area. Educate yourself about condoms - Some types of condoms only offer protection from pregnancy. You can still catch a STD / STI using a condom - But the risk is less. Educate yourself on what some of the STD's / STI's look like - Not all are visible. Dental dams may be used to perform oral sex on a woman. Following oral sexy use an antiseptic mouth wash. Get tested regularly. http://www.fda.gov/ForConsumers/byAudience/ForPatientAdvocates/HIVandAIDSActivities/ucm126372.htm With all that in mind. Relax, be a gentleman, treat her like a lady, and have a good time. ;) Still feeling apprehensive - see a Massage Provider. There is no intercourse or oral sex, but you still have a happy ending. ;)

Using the search feature on CERB would show there are four pages of threads dealing with STD's/STI's http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/search.php?searchid=3905132 Really the only one hundred percent way to be safe from STD's/STI's is abstinence, well just stick to masturbation Everything else, even a condom, is risk reduction, not elimination, so besides practicing safe sex get yourself tested regularly (me once every two months) and remember, your sexual health is your responsibility RG

For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on. At a computer expo a few years back, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If Ford had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon." In response to Bill's comments, Ford issued a press release stating: If Ford had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics (and I just love this part): 1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash.........twice a day. 2.. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car. 3... Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this. 4.... Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine. 5..... Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would run on only five percent of the roads. 6...... The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single "This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation" warning light. 7....... The airbag system would ask,"Are you sure?" before deploying. 8........ Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna. 9......... Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car. 10.......... You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off. PS - I'd like to add that when all else fails, you could call "customer service" in some foreign country and be instructed in some foreign language how to fix your car yourself! Please share this with your friends who love - but sometimes hate - their computer

I know this thread is directed to the hobbyists so if I may say:)Life is risky! Driving your car, flying, riding a bike, eating food, all we do involves some level of risk and all anyone can do is take all precautions, don't fall prey to paranoia and have fun. To worry isn't a solution and the only way you can be 100% protected is to stay at home, wrapped in bubble wrap, lol. But on a serious note RG stated it best -abstinence is the only 100% safe sex. Any professional sp is going to do his or her utmost in maintaining their health, hence protecting yours. As far as ointments, sprays, I don't think so, but I did post an article about a vaginal ring that's being worked on that's supposed to be able to protect against herpes and hiv. I'm sure when it's fully approved it'll be news worthy and very much in demand. I'd like to also say that it's presumptuous to assume that sp's and hobbyists are at a higher level of risk than people outside this profession. We all take necessary precautions as our bodies/health are our livelihood. It does only take one time to contract something so no matter if your a virgin, sp or a lossy goosy because it's not how many it's which one!

I see there are some very nice ladies visiting Moncton this weekend--I wish I could meet them, but not this time--so, I thought I'd stand up and shout: "Treat 'em well!" I'm fairly new around the board, but I've been disappointed reading about Moncton's reputation and the fact that some great ladies just will not come here any longer. Not good for the rest of us. You've heard it before, but I haven't put my two cents in...until now. ;)

It's a scam, one of the oldest ones around and it's practically effortless on the part of the scammer, at 25$ a pop they can make quite abit in a short period of time. Never give anyone any money in advance that you've nver heard of or dealt with previously and even then you should still be cautious. Check the diary out here http://www.cowboysdiary.info/wordpress/?cat=5 for a wack of cam scams and how they're played out. Keep in mind too it's not just being out 25 bucks but you've given the scammer lots of information that they can use to compromise your identity. 99% chance they aren't even in Kingston, easy way to check is to ask them where they are staying, they'll likely use a common name like a days inn or holiday inn, if they've done their research they might even know the address. Best way to catch them in a lie is to ask then if they are staying at the new one on such and such street, where you know there isn't one, most of the time they will say they are at the new one because it's new and perceived to be better, trust me this works every time I've challenged a cam scammer. Keep in mind too that they will place many adds in many cities at the same time for the same phone number so they don't always have time to look up the details so they will just go along with whatever you say. If you have to do anything more than leave the donation in an envelope then you are about to be ripped off plain and simple.

As today March 20th has been named international Happiness Day I thought it would be a great time for all of us to state what makes us Happy.... So what is making you all Happy Today?

I think one of the best ways to mitigate the risk is do your research and be selective in who you decide to see. I don't think it's too hard to pick out the ladies who provide a safe and enjoyable time.

Making and confirming an 3hr date for 4am the day before. Getting up showering and preparing and traveling to Halifax. Texting for the sp location once downtown. Calling after receiving no reply. Realizing you have been stood up. Priceless!! Please don't pm me. Not planning on releasing any names. Things happen for a reason. Like working hard and falling asleep. Good thing is I'm at work 4 hours early. .... lol Editing: 0520hrs..... relizing that last night wasn't Tuesday (as I look at my calender). Last night I made two appointments, one for "morning" & one for "Thursday" evening. Today is Thursday! ! .... I double booked my days. Again this has turned into a good thing. It seems I'm posting in the wrong post!! .... lol. ... Although being stood up does suck! !

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If I remember correctly, and this could be outdated information and my apologies if it is, but I believe in some of Cleo Catra's ads she has mentioned that she would be glad to introduce you to her strap on!

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Sure, some others are losing interest. Some aren't. The trick right now is to look inside yourself and ask: why exactly are YOU losing interest? You've noticed a change in yourself; now pick up that thread, and follow where it leads inside yourself. Do that, and you'll learn something unique about YOU that nobody else can tell you. Additional Comments: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Hissssssssss. :)

"Not just the SP situation either. There is some kind of general malaise about Winnipeg that is getting worse, especially in the last couple of years. This town is so fucking grim." It's called the NDP :) Peace MG

I think there's going to be changing of the guard or a turn over as it were. It makes sense some of us are longish term players and anything can get stale about a period of time. There are obviously new players arriving on the various scenes daily but it does feel different. Not better or worse necessarily just different. "To Everything (Turn, Turn, Turn) There is a season (Turn, Turn, Turn) And a time to every purpose, under Heaven" From Turn Turn Turn. Written by Pete Seeger and made famous by The Byrds. Peace MG

Everything can become mundane if done to much, to often or doesn't hold it's excitement or challenges any longer. The reasons may be many and varied, only you know. Nothing wrong with moving on, taking a break or just waiting. We all have to do what's right for us, but do it without blame and be happy:) Additional Comments: This doesn't sound like boredom, more fed up, or frustration. Yes our prices rise, they have to, as everything else does. As far as asking for pictures, if this occurs a lot then there are reasons. Remember we have to feel secure and safe with whom we meet, we also need to know we are meeting you-the person you say you are. With disposable phones and one use emails etc it's gets easier and easier for the game players. If I can't verify a gents info then I'll ask for an emailed copy of his license. I'm a professional, my job is discretion so to question my trust or another pro's isn't necessary. I apologize if services are being cut, this I don't understand unless there are issues at hand, hygiene or something else for example. In the end this is as exciting as YOU want it to be. The key is finding YOUR right girl/girls and I hope you do:)

I agree with Miss Jane - attacking someone who "YOU FEEL" has an opinion that is different then you needs to be silenced - then please stop. Could you clarify what lies and faulty logic is being stated? More important, do I now need to worry that my opinion is going to be bashed as well, because you feel somehow it is faulty? I like listening to everyones opinions - that is how I can formulate my own. I may not agree with it, but they are entitled to an opinion. Attacking someone is not cool - especially on this site. People have been kicked off for a lot less. I suggest you re-evaluate your opinions.

To all the hobbyists, Obviously the type of activity involved with this hobby is somewhat risky (of course there are always ways to reduce the risk). Question is from a physical standpoint, besides using a rubber, what are other ways to protect or decrease the risk of attracting a STD/STI? Are there any sprays, ointments, physical barriers, etc... that can be used to lessen transmission risk? Styler

Il Re makes a good point that puppy mills and such are on a whole other level from licensed breeders. Some of them are the biggest animal lovers one could find, after all. For my two cents, I think the bigger change has to come from those who want the pet...that is, the demand side of the equation. As long as people are willing to pay $$$ for breeder dogs, there are going to be breeders. Whatever anyone says or feels, I think it's fair to say that's the reality. But if people were more inclined to adopt from a shelter instead, and the demand (and so profit) for breeders went away, that's where you'd see big reductions in animals having to be euthanized.

Read this http://smartsexresource.com/ first, then get YOURSELF tested, THEN wait a week for results, THEN look at ads. Also find someone who looks like they have also read this first. :) http://smartsexresource.com/news/201311/syphilis-still-rise-get-tested

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Heavy rain and +2 here, at the moment. That's better than heavy snow and/or -30. :)

Finally - things are melting, but its cold and windy today. Officially winter is over - right?

Finally! Why is it still snowing?

You're positive attitude is an inspiration. Next time you decide to go to Starbucks buck naked and they ask if you want cream in your coffee, just lift your gown and tell them you've got it covered.

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To a very sexy lady, I enjoy reading your contributions and thoughts. You are on the cusp of hitting your 500 post mark and this milestone deserves to be celebrated!

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WhooHoo! What a long, long winter. I think, yes, I see light at the end of tunnel. :)

I love pegging! :)

Only have sex on days that have a "y" in their name.

The Canadian shows I miss the most: (Computer & technology shows) Bits and Bytes (1983-1984) Call for Help (1998-2007) The Lab with Leo Laporte (2007-2008 )

Your awesome attitude may heal you yet! In the meantime I send you healing energy from Halifax and of course kisses. Katherine

I don't know what to say Tom except to say I too wish you better days! You're probably already well on track with this, but coming from a Cerbite friend, I suggest you tell your doc about this episode and your general quality of life. Do you have support you can call upon? J.

This topic brings an anecdote to mind from yesterday. The night before I get a text saying she's driving in to town. Head to the club in the early in the afternoon. Her car is there. Head in, place is dead but I dont see her so I sit down to wait and sip a beer. An hour goes by during which every single girl in the club (literally, all of them) approach me. I wanted a sign that said "waiting for someone". Finally she comes out of the dressing room, goes to the dj booth, then stands around scanning the room, looking directly at me 3 times. I'm about to stand up and go see her when she suddenly heads straight back in to the dressing room. I'm initially confused, then my phone beeps. I look down and see a text from her: Hi I'm here! Moral of the story? You're doing something wrong if random girls arent approaching you, and if a specific one doesnt, it doesnt necessarely mean she is ignoring you :p

I've recently become addicted to Lost Girl which is an amazing show and Ksenia Solo is sexy as all get out.

Looking forward to seeing you guys again. I've been hard to catch since the last social.. Smart move setting a cupcake trap

Gotta agree there, anything to play "drop the soap" from behind....

hope it works

I can attest to Carrie Moon's natural bounty, absolutely fantastic! In the interest of serving the CERB community I may need to undertake some more field research on the matter. Good times ahead. Toper

I have noticed that Kayla is advertising doing duos with Felina Rose. I have not have had the privelage as of yet.

Hi guys, Any update to this thread for 2014. Who's recommended these days? HT

Being from NL I would have to say Republic of Doyle, This Hour has 22 minutes and Rick Mercer. If there us anything better than a Rick Mercer Rant on TV I have not seen it.

My favourite Canadian show of recent vintage had to be Being Erica. OK, it was a chick show but Erin Karpluk surely stirred my drink. In some alternate reality I'm positive we are passionate lovers. Oh, plus the writing was excellent and it was Canadian/Toronto-centric.