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There's a silver lining to every cloud they say - well, every snow cloud it appears. Overnight I had so many ladies from Cerb contact me, knowing of the storm to come today and tonight, and offering their services out of the goodness of their hearts. I believe that many of the Maritime Cerb ladies may be on PEI today. Party time! Services you say? Well of course there has to be a warm up before the physical labor begins. And so the work begins. Always time though for a photoshoot. When we are done here they may head off to Charlottetown! Of course, I got a little note from Lee Richards. "Geeze MN2, it's only -2 there! Friggin Maritime wimps." When he sees my guest list I expect he will invite himself and I hope he brings his own shovel. Isn't it great to be Canadian and have such a close community. :)

Really.. you could be saying the same thing about Facebook or twitter... you said it yourself. It's a reflection of society.. BUT assuming that people who 'like' each other's posts or generally agree positively about the same thing online doesn't mean at all that they 'have no life'. Plus.. in reality? Most of my clients and same with many sp's are not even cerb members. Yes many cerb members stick to 'cerb' girls.. but we don't necessarily stick to just cerb clients.. You seem generally disillusioned right now and we all have those days/weeks/months or years even. But your reality is what You choose it to be.. here, there and everywhere... Starting out a thread basically telling people what's wrong with them.. will get them to 'white night' for themselves and each other. That's human nature. Isn't there enough bullying and bashing online and in real life as it is? So we like to come here to see friends.. whether we only know them online or have met in person. What's wrong with that? Keep in mind.. this is the only board I've known of where we have such a community. To you it's a virtual one.. but I personally know about 50-100 people on here.. in real life! I"m not the only one.. Some of the members are literally by best girlfriends in real life. It's a rarity I"m sure for any online board (besides Facebook of course where I know all of my FB friends in real life).

As I'm easing off a medication, after 2 long years I'm finally feeling better and can see the light at the end of the tunnel.

I find that most people are lazy when it comes to email - when it comes to NFLD from what I have heard from a few gentleman I know is the ladies want the "NOW" booking on the phone and not the eventual one over email. Its their loss as they are missing out on some of the nicest clients by being lazy. If you don't want to use email, don't put it in your ad or on your website. If you do use it but don't check it regularly it takes 2mins to set up an auto reply saying as much and to call if it is regarding a same day booking,etc. I only use email until the time comes to confirm via phone, and find that in the last few months most potential clients prefer this as there are WAY too MANY scams and untrustworthy ladies out there (sorry to say it, but its a reality). Building trust is important in this business and establishing a rapport in email prior to sharing a phone number is essential. I don't give out my number till I expect the potential client to provide me with theirs. Privacy is too hard to come by these days and unfortunately too many people have wrecked a basic trust in our business by random foolishness. i don't blame men for not wanting to disclose their numbers one bit.

Fyi... A sp or agency commenting about another lady or business in a potentially damaging way (hinting that she may be underage without knowing for fact) could be perceived as unethical. Looks like she turned out to be older so your comment could have lost her business.... Not cool. Be sure 110% if your going to accuse someone of something like this as you could negatively impact another persons business and livelihood. I would be furious with you if i was that other person and an apology on that thread would be in order. Imagine how you would feel if they posted something that would negatively impact your business? Please consider that in the future

Having a gentleman's location (province at least) would be a plus. It is difficult to openly communicate also with those that have their profiles set to private, as we can't possibly answer back to inquiries. I've noticed that the providers in this site have a lot of information in their profiles, but the gentlemen have (on a lot of them) just the fact they are male and a hobbyist. I have been asked repeatedly for pictures, my age, what I provide, how much, and ALL of that is listed on my website, and some of it on my profile. Especially when I get long distance phone calls at 4am when I have to get up for work at 6am, and my availability may say 12 midnight. I have tried to limit my profile to just pertinent information, and having the bulk of it on my website, but I am finding that some do not want to take the time to look at the site. I've had one particular person contact me repeatedly asking for hours that are clearly not available, and for services that I clearly state I do not provide. it does get frustrating a little repeatedly giving the exact same information over text or phone that is on my profile/website. Take it up a notch guys, let us know a little about you at least, that way if we are not in your locale, then it saves a lot of disappointment, on both sides :)

I think that's a lot of peoples issues, including mine. Many don't show how much or how badly they eat, so they don't change, but if you're feeling it that's when I think you need to worry. Obviously your body is trying to tell you something. Today I started by eating half of a cheese cake, then a large bag of corn chips and 2 litres of sprite, just mins before writing this I ate a tub of cotton candy ice cream/walmart brand and I'm all stuffed up and sneezing, there must be something in it that I'm allergic to. But that is my last junk food binge, tired of treating my body like a garbage can! It's written so now I have to own it:)

In 100% agreement. As far as private profiles I still think it's rude to visit someone's page and then not allow them to visit yours. This happens to often for me:( and even after sending a pm to the "private" I get no reply. This leads me to believe that there is more to their visit than just a visit, or why else wouldn't they want me to know anything about them? Common courtesy goes along way and so does discretion but if you don't want me to know you that's fine but then you shouldn't have any reason to want to know anything about me. As far as men not looking at sites, it happens a lot, and I can't explain why. It is frustrating at times because even when I clearly print in an ad FIRST please read through my site before calling I'll get lots of guys calling and none have read my site, lol, laugh, what else can you do?

Last sunday, I got a txt like this... "hello" "hello?" " hi?????" "HELLLOOOOO" "hi?????" ?????? "why are you not responding?????" So I woke up on Monday, my phone was on silent from 2 pm till Monday the next day. I responded like this " excuse me, you do not have to obsessively txt me hello, I took the day off, and was sleeping because I am human and not a robot. I was so frustrated because he wasn't the only one with "hi" there were many. He responded many hours later, I felt like doing it back to him with ... hi hello... etc... That same day I had one who admitted he was just txt me cause he like sexting, so I said, I sorry but no money in sexting, lol... Occasionally my regular clients will txt a hello and I will respond with a few min of chat, but they all know I am a busy women and do not have the time to txt all day long so they keep it short and sweet. After working all day with a phone and computer, a person can get rather tired of it and if your just txting "hello" with no booking in your mind, chances are I am not going to reply, I am just human and need time away from my phone. Once I am done for the day, so is my phone. Sophia has left the building so to say hahha.

I eat to live. I eat exactly what I think I need to create the body I have and desire. My diet consists of high protein and low starchy carbs mixed with the proper amount of carbs at the right time of day. I eat plenty of starchy carbs before noon to sustain any athlete, afternoon its fibrous carbs only. This really works for me. That is 90 percent of the time, sometimes I don't do that or sometimes I drink to much red wine. :biggrin: At the end of the day whatever ( healthy ) plan you have will work if you stick to it long term. Everyone has different goals or ideas of what they desire. As long as your doctor is not complaining and you look and feel the way you like its all good, it's just a matter of how you like to deal with yourself . Additional Comments: No Hell for you, lets talk!

Happy to report, my friend has seen the light so to say. Had a very scary situation happen the day I wrote this. Since then, my friend has made a doc apt and has been sober. It is only the beginning of a long road home, but I am hopeful. I am trying to make activities that do not resemble old habits, crafts, working out and focusing on home life. Thanks to everyone who posted here, it really helped me to "not give up" on my friend. :)

So... the guys that happen to agree with SPs on an issue are being insincere, and are just posting stuff that they think will go down well? And they're doing it because they're needy? Sheesh. Is it too much to imagine that they might just be saying what they think? Is it completely implausible that they might genuinely agree with some of the ladies, irrespective of any perceived reward for that? If you want to hang out in an environment where clients and SPs line up like opposing armies and then have fights over things... I'm sure you can find one. I believe boards like that exist. This isn't one of them. Bear in mind that the people who have been around any forum for a long time will be a self-selected audience of the ones who like the way that forum operates. That applies anywhere. The ones who are looking for something else will tend to leave (or be kicked out) and will migrate to an environment that better suits their taste.

Just so everyone here in NB knows, car dates are ILLEGAL in canada and therefore can not be discussed or advertised as available here on cerb. It seams a few ladies are offering this service and are receiving infractions here on cerb for mentioning it. Please DO NOT advertise or DISCUSS this (or anything associated with brothels, streetwalking, underage, public sexual encounters or solicitation in public) thank you.

What is the best gift that you as a provider has ever received from a gentleman caller? What is the best gift that you, the gentleman caller, has given to a provider? I have had some interesting and bizarre gifts, so I wondered if anyone else had some unusual/best/worst or most bizarre gifts/ideas they would like to share? Good gifts I have received: flowers, wine I like, Godiva Chocolates Great gifts received: my favorite perfume (shalimar), gift certificate to my favorite lingerie shop, spa gift certificates Bizarre gifts I received: huge package of coupons (don't ask!!), offer of a pet lizard (?), handwritten coupon for a 'free' session with the client (wtf) Any thoughts you wold like to share?

Hey y'all:) Just putting this out there so no one get's scammed. My aunt's FB was hacked, started a week ago...I got a friend request, then a message saying "hey, did you get the good news yet? " I said no??? then nothing.. then next day " so...you get any good news yet?" "no????" I said, "what is it Pearl?" " Facebook is giving away Easter Lottery, I won 85,000 just got it delivered few days ago, paid my bills and have some in the bank for savings!" She continues to say " I seen your name and pic on the list too! txt this number I got from an agent and tell them you would like details. " I did txt it. CONGRADULATION!! I WON hahahhaha, we will send email form to fill out, ohh and please pay for the delivery and case file. I knew then that it was a scam as you never should have to pay out to get your prize. I asked in the chat box to my "aunt Pearl" what is my mothers name, of course "she" knew it hahhaa, can you call me? "she" says "no my cell broken and not at home" I said funny cause I am talking to you right now on the phone, you are a hacker...lol I am telling you all this, cause it can be tricky when someone has the right info, so it is hard to ask trick questions. They have gone through my mother, sisters and me now ... Question: where does one report this kind of scam?

When you visit my profile page I revisit yours, if you allow me. When I do I like to leave a note, a think you and you never know it may be the start of something;) However since I don't tour, yet anyways. I never know if it's a possibility as I DON"T know where you are from. WHY:( can't more of you gentlemen place your province at least on your page? I understand discretion but just a province isn't going to give anyone away, surely! Thank you:)

Well that is wonderful hospitality .... Thank-you folks :)))) I shall enjoy the pampering and fine company !!! As for you shoveling by yourself no worries .... you can use my Manitoba farmboy style gardening shovel. Get the job done quicker ..... You can keep it too buddy. I only have one so you can use it to garden a bigger garden this year and I will just eat your fresh home grown food. Cause that's what friends are for !!!!! ;) Yup.

For myself, there isn't any info or arrangement that i am willing to do by email, so i see no reason at all to use email for any single part of the communication. My schedule availability is in the ad, the location, general description, etc. What is not in the ad is not anything that i will provide by email, so all i end up doing in an email (or pm or messaging) is to tell the person for that info they have to call me. Which means basically you can call me at any time (within reason), you don't have to send an email to make an appt to call me, i would also find that annoying lol. So for me the no email thing is simply more efficient, What is it that you want to say or ask or suggest in an email that you cannot do in a phone call? And then in addition, if this is what the sp is requesting and suggesting, and someone does not do that, they just go their own way and email to her, she is not going to think, oh, wow, emails are awesome. She is going to read that email 12-24 hours later and say wtf, why didn't he just phone me, like the ad says, because now the time and day he was asking about is long gone, and we both might have missed out lol. I had someone insist on email only, and went back and forth maybe 10 times (5 me, 5 him) before he finally set on a time/day and made the phone call. He showed up, and he could have done all that with ONLY that one phone call. He then proceeded to try to do the exact same thing for a 2nd appt, except this time he did not phone me and he did not show up, even tho he set up a specific time. he did however send an email the morning of asking about an earlier time, an email i missed because i'm waiting for his phone call, not sitting at the computer with nothing else to do, and of course my reply did not get an answer. So, no, i am a phone call for everything sp, and because i do mention that in ads, etc, i expect that to be done and I do not feel I am missing out on anything, because i would rather not have to sit at the computer 8 hours a day reading and replying and replying again and again when everything could have been done and covered in one simple phone call.

I find that email can be used as a form of initial communication. However, for the actual confirmation of details, most ladies need to talk to you - hear your voice for example. I won't book anyone via email - they must call me (or I can call them if its easier for them) to get location and final confirmation. Anyone can create a fake email account - a little more challenging to create a fake phone number and voice. That's why its great to have a dedicated hobby phone - you turn it on when you want to play and turn it off when you are done. You don't have to worry so much about someone calling you out of the blue if you are worried about discretion.

I had an incredible moment of clarity this morning. Despite many years together, I now know, from the truest depths of my heart, that I just can't continue on with my snow blower. The countless hours spent together these past months have shown me that we are not well matched companions, but only two who pretend. It is time to move on. South, maybe.

Good point. Emily J (Em advertised this recently), Cleo Catra and Kathryn Bardot also spring to mind. Not sure who else at this wee hour of the day...

You know what mtentertainment77? Your comment is a thinly veiled statement about personal preference. You may as well say bull like: "I'd only let a fat chick blow me", because that's what you're gesturing at....and, you know, there's another board for that crap.

Sounds familiar. The place I go has wonderful customers too and wonderful staff ......they are called bartenders and I am drinking more now and I notice a rounder softer type of tone to my body. ;) grrrr baby grrrrrrrrrr Oh behave...........

Ahem, perhaps a recco is in order drlove. Love to you !

ASDR, in your last post you asked for proof that when people make comments it's because they are saying what they truly believe and not just to earn "thanks" or are pretending to be a gentleman. I believe that you ask this question sincerely, but doesn't it seem a bit of an odd one? Why is the burden of proof on me to prove to you that I say what I believe? And how something like that be proven or unproven? I think it's unfortunate that your outlook is that when a bunch of people--men and women--offer posts that promote respect and understanding, you assign ulterior and negative emotions. Is it truly so unrealistic to think that men and women can just simply on topics? I admit I do sometimes start to skim a thread when someone asks a question or makes a point, and it seems like twelve people give the same answer in different words, but that doesn't mean that each of those twelve people weren't saying what they mean. It's also useful because it shows what the prevailing view is (or at least seems to be). It's also the nature of forums. The whole reason people come hear is to express their opinion and read others, so it's a bit silly to be surprised or annoyed when they do so. :) Consider this, is it not simply more likely that if you notice that most posters get along, support each other, promote an understanding and suggest guidelines that makes this business as happy to everyone as possible, etc that this is because the board has simply attracted those type of people over time? (now to sit back and wait for the thanks to roll on in!!!...oh crap, did I type that! ;) )

Let's put the shoe on the other foot: how many guys here would appreciate having an SP that they saw once continue to contact them, as if a running dialogue were part and parcel of having seen each other once? How would you react to an SP who makes the statement that because they saw a guy once, and he seemed pleasant and to be enjoying of the SP's company, that that automatically meant he was okay with the SP contacting them to say "hey" whenever? And even more so, on judging the hobbyist, saying something to the effect of "how hard can it be for him to respond with a simple 'hi'?" We must respect one another. I don't blame the OP for floating it out there, to see if someone he met is interested in more. If you really felt you clicked with someone, it's always worth a try. I only blame him for his seeming to pass judgment on those who don't respond the way he wants.

Great to have such nice company to be storm stayed. You're probably praying for the storm to make a leisurely retreat.

Mr Nice 2 If you get lots of ladies helping and you need some help giving them massages after they are done shovelling send me a pm and I will rush right over.

Aww, that is a tough situation my friend. I have too almost come to this point. A blessing came in disguise of a tragedy for my friend. Not sure it was rock bottom yet, but was significant enough for her to know something worse is lurking in the shadows if she didn't straighten out. Just open a door when needed, do not take anything your friend says to heart. She is sick and not herself right now. Hopefully nothing too bad will happen, but if it does, it may be the thing that opens her eyes. Put it this way, if you don't open your door and she gets hurt or worse, dies, you will have a very heavy heart. When you do open your door, make it with an agreement that NO booze( drugs) are consumed while here, and must eat a proper meal at least once in a day. This way you are not enabling but giving her a chance to sober up and think. Best wishes for you and your friend! If you ever need to talk, I am here with some pretty profound personal experiences as well. I am a lucky one! Hope she is too!

I've scanned your post history and I don't see anyone being anything but helpful and answering the questions you asked. There are trolls on every board so if someone gave you grief all you have to do is report them to the Mod. I'm not sure why anyone would take the time to look around at other board members, their posting habits, board behaviour and ethics and make assumptions, judgments and criticisms.... let alone start a thread about it. Bizarre.

No it's pretty normal. I can't wait for the spaghetti straps and sun dresses to come out! :)

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I would try Juice Jessie advertises on EC. She's one of my favorites.

If you weren't in the mood to debate this why did you post the topic to begin with. And you, not every one else, prefaced your post with the title "Going To Get A lot Of Backlash But..." Actually you didn't get a lot of backlash, you got different opinions, but the tone of this thread has been respectful. Why you feel the need to leave CERB I don't know. RG

Sorry but from my POV when one starts a thread, it should be implied that there will be feedback and that some of that feedback will contain comments we don't agree with. The wonderful part of of a discussion forum is the vast amount of perspectives that allow us to broaden our views :)

Zoro, I hope this doesn't count as backlash, but in this my sympathies are with the lady. Now, I too will sometimes send a hello or good wish to a lady I have seen, but if they have the time and interest to reply back I consider that a bonus, not an expectation. You ask "is it so hard to reply back with a hi"....well, yes, for some maybe it is. You point out that you are busy but still have time to chat with friends on Facebook. But surely you must see for the that the relationship the ladies have with us gents here is not in any way the same as your buddies on Facebook? Now, I'm not saying some don't become friends in a way, and it's not like there aren't conversations that happen. But again, that's a bonus when it does! It seems to me that a lot of grief and hurt that happens is when people have expectations that don't get met. You asked an honest question, but the answer I think is that, in this case, the expectation may be unrealistic. To be frank, when a lady shares her time with us we are not buying the right to her friendship. And if a lady doesn't have time to carry on pleasantries with every past client that is her right. And consider this, if they do give a quick hello back, does that not just encourage future messages? If there is no time or interest in such, isn't it better just to make that clear early? Again, I'm not saying you're wrong to offer the occasional hello or see if someone wants to have a conversation. But they are not wrong or even rude if they don't want to take you up on it. Best.

Don't forget Ariel! Her hair colour totally threw me off. I didn't realize it was her until it was time to go (due to empty wallet syndrome).

Thanks everyone! Really appreciate all of your wise advice. ! Boomer, your right. I think I have figured out a way to do this. I can be distant while not abandoning a friend. Thank you for reminding me of that!

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Because not everyone is smart enough to do their homework on CERB before picking up the phone. ;)

This guy should get a recommendation. Wouldn't that be funny? He has saved a lot of us many times. One small example is the Arabic massage girl who looks hot on BP and says a Must see. I was going to go until her pic showed up on his site. The guy is great...and good for all the terrific genuine MPs and SPs all of us love in Ottawa.