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Wow. This is incredible. I'm teary-eyed looking at how many people have signed this letter in opposition to the criminalization of third parties, and clients, as well as in support of the decriminalization of sex work in Canada. Here's a link to the open letter: http://www.gshi.cfenet.ubc.ca/openletter#.UzRswF7BHw8 My jaw dropped. Over 300 people have signed it! I'm sending a personal thank you letter to those I've come across throughout my own academic career who are supporting this. My heart feels very warm... Nat xoxo

We all know the famous phrase, used in the Dead Pool-1988, ;) that said, experiences, comparisons, the best, number one,mileage,massage skills etc etc only pits one facility against the other in threads like this. When it comes to mileage,and a massage that is entirely an experience where both the client and hostess/MA thoroughly enjoy each others company PERIOD. Therefore everyone has their OWN opinion, my suggestion is if you like variety, such as I do :) ......then each SPA is like ONTARIO...IT'S YOURS TO DISCOVER. Have fun, with your experience at each place, then post a recommendation of the lady you seen at your choice of SPA. Last item, you stated "In those three big brands in Ottawa" I like to say there is other SPA's out there as well, such as VIBE. BTW there is also many EXCELLENT INDY MA'S in Ottawa as well, like Jessica Massage, Clair Heavens...etc etc the list goes on....., so many to choice from, now isn't there?

Not recently but not long ago. Love making them and sharing some. I find them hot to re-watch and enjoy after the fact (give permission to keep and enjoy of course). Fun little kink to add to the mix for sure!

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Avoidance, being smart about changing your lifestyle, and re-programming your taste buds are the keys. Here's how I kicked my junk food habit (I used to eat fast food 10-12 meals out of my 21 meals per week). 1. Always shop on a full stomach and with a list (since you'll resist to urge to buy based on hunger or desire); 2. Find someone to cook for (it is way more enjoyable cooking for someone that appreciates your culinary talent than it is to just cook for yourself); 3. Make cooking easy (opt for one pot recipes, or simple recipes with just a handful of ingredients) which helps overcome the convenience of fast food; 4. Slow down your routine in the morning and pause to have a hearty breakfast every day that includes protein and carbs, which respectively helps you feel full and provides you with sustained energy; 5. Get rid of white sugar in your cupboard and switch to raw sugar; 6. Everyone says drink more water, but I can't stand water unless I am dying of thirst; however, I love Perrier and always have that on hand; 7. Stay away from sports drinks (e.g., Gatorade) altogether; 8. Introduce 100% real juice (real the labels very carefully) as your substitute for soda pop, and switch up the juice flavours regularly so you don't get bored of drinking apple juice all the time; 9. I used to balk at the cost of pre-washed salad and precut fruit, but with a busy lifestyle I have opted to buy those things to ensure I have easy quick access to leafy greens and fruit; 10. Go back to the farmer's style of eating -- full breakfast, hearty lunch, light dinner; 11. Throw out all your plates... no, really, the size of dinnerware has increased with the size of the North American diet and the increasing size of the North American waistline! The big plates make you want to load them up, so find a dinnerware set with smaller plates. OK, this perhaps is too drastic, so do #12 instead. 12. Understand the portion sizes that you need to be healthy; for example, one portion of meat is the size of a deck of cards... yup, that's all! Slowly and gradually reduce the amout of food you typically eat so you get accustomed to eating less; your stomach will shrink and you won't get cravings if you do it bit by bit. 13. If you do have a big meal (e.g., that big turkey dinner at Thanksgiving), then go for a walk around the block to help boost your metabolism. 14. Don't go to bed with a heavy stomach, and if you are doing that then try to have your dinner earlier so that your food is well-digested by the time you're ready to sleep. If you are going to make a change, do it in small steps, since you will adapt better. For example, try to skip the soda pop at one meal during the first week and substitute it for juice, or even try drinking only half of that can of pop. The second week, try to skip the soda pop twice. And so on. I now can not stand the taste of fast food or overprocessed food -- it is too greasy and too salty (or too sweet). I have maintained a healthy weight and very good body mass index for over 10 years since making all these changes slowly over time.... and I don't exercise that much either!

You really don't get it.. no offense, but it just makes more work for me to scroll past your responses to read the opinions and conclusions posted by Winnipegers. This is posted in the Winnipeg section. We're not about to start a private group.. Thanks to Georgieboy, cinelli, MrGreen and Horndog for their posts.. Kudos gents for your continued strong contribution to the local scene.. And as local Winnipeg veterans, you've summarized the current situation in Winnipeg, to a "t".. Yes, the situation in Winnipeg is in a decline. I posted my comments on another board, no need for me to repeat here, except to say that I do not give my business to the the touring ladies. "Buy local" is my motto.. To the small number of excellent local providers (Kayla, Leighxox, Jessie29, Juicy Jessi, DK Morgan, Emily, etc) my thanks for your good work and courage in carrying on in the face of the onslaught of bp druggies/scammers and the surge of touring girls passing thru town..

I "think" that I can write this now without jinxing myself. We have had a crazy snow and windstorm here now for over 24 hours, with 50+ cm of snow and winds approaching hurricane strength. The winds are still presently howling and no plows are anywhere out in the countryside where I live and I don't expect them until late tonight or until tomorrow. However, unlike some who were and still are less fortunate, my power stayed on. I had all of the necessities - ample food and of course beer. :) With power on the pump worked so I had water. Heat and light in abundance. On Wednesday I bought some fresh tulips and they are in vase in the window, opening with all of that snow out there as a background. Yesterday I planted multiple flats of seeds for my flower and vegetable garden because I am reasonably sure, but not yet certain, that we will in fact have a spring and summer. Soon they will be in my outside greenhouse. I read books and had fun with a thread on Cerb. It's all good. :)

I have to agree with those that say both... I love good food... I enjoy eating... I must say I am not huge on sweets.. and when it comes to junk food I am very selective.. meaning I am not a macdonalds type of person.. but god I love poutine, bacon.. and many other foods.. I try to eat healthy for the most part but i will not stop myself from eating or drinking something I like just because I dont want to gain weight or "be healthy" our body also needs fats and sugars to live.. I believe the key is not to abuse.. and well exercise.. not just to look good but to feel good ...

I find that most people are lazy when it comes to email - when it comes to NFLD from what I have heard from a few gentleman I know is the ladies want the "NOW" booking on the phone and not the eventual one over email. Its their loss as they are missing out on some of the nicest clients by being lazy. If you don't want to use email, don't put it in your ad or on your website. If you do use it but don't check it regularly it takes 2mins to set up an auto reply saying as much and to call if it is regarding a same day booking,etc. I only use email until the time comes to confirm via phone, and find that in the last few months most potential clients prefer this as there are WAY too MANY scams and untrustworthy ladies out there (sorry to say it, but its a reality). Building trust is important in this business and establishing a rapport in email prior to sharing a phone number is essential. I don't give out my number till I expect the potential client to provide me with theirs. Privacy is too hard to come by these days and unfortunately too many people have wrecked a basic trust in our business by random foolishness. i don't blame men for not wanting to disclose their numbers one bit.

You have been a prominent and supportive lady of CERB for quite awhile and your posts have run the gamut from friendly, fun, sexy, information and supportive. Excluding the MOD you are the second biggest poster here and we appreciate the time and effort you put into this community.

Cleo you are a lovely and unique individual and your voice is always playful, fun, informative and supportive. I can never see a pug without thinking of you. Thank you for the many smiles. Congrats and thanks.

http://www.thescarproject.org/ In this hobby and profession sometimes we get lost in the shallowness of the standards of physical beauty. This documentary and gallery of images, statements and experiences is a real eye opener to what is truly important, a look at humanity, strength and love. Something definitely worth looking at:)

;) it definitely does improve your sex life, just saying! Yoga is an 'ageless' practice (it's both an old practice, and perfect for all ages). Anyone can do it at any point in their life. Everyone should take it at their own pace and only do what they feel comfortable with... A good place to start is www.doyogawithme.com. It's a free website with some classes that are good for beginners.

Wiarton Willie, the King of the Groundhogs was found dead from an apparent self-inflicted gunshot wound after predicting an early spring.

I haven't but must admit the idea is intriguing (private use only though). I look at some of the tyhreads in the Social Group and there are many interesting links there that provide food for thought. Watching some of the scenes in providing oral from different POV's is a real turn on for me.

Thank you Cristy . With all our perceived flaws those images really give me something to think about and be thankful for my health. Also a reminder to me that we all have scars, some are just inward that can't be seen by others.

There's a silver lining to every cloud they say - well, every snow cloud it appears. Overnight I had so many ladies from Cerb contact me, knowing of the storm to come today and tonight, and offering their services out of the goodness of their hearts. I believe that many of the Maritime Cerb ladies may be on PEI today. Party time! Services you say? Well of course there has to be a warm up before the physical labor begins. And so the work begins. Always time though for a photoshoot. When we are done here they may head off to Charlottetown! Of course, I got a little note from Lee Richards. "Geeze MN2, it's only -2 there! Friggin Maritime wimps." When he sees my guest list I expect he will invite himself and I hope he brings his own shovel. Isn't it great to be Canadian and have such a close community. :)

The morning after the night before and success stories all around. Thanks to Lee and his super shovel, a few scoops and the snow was gone. Lee being the early bird and workaholic was up early and prepared a delightful breakfast for all of us. Magician cast his spell and arrived as well. He may have to use his magic carpet to get everyone home as we are still not moving on roads in PEI until tonight. He dropped business cards all around. If he can't handle the volume of travelers I have my alternative travel arrangements made. Only problem is that with our 100 km winds all these lovely ladies may end up in Newfoundland. Hey, that's not so bad though is it. Before the ladies leave though they decided to soak up a few rays from that big old PEI sun. I was able to assist Meaghan with a few techie questions. Glad for the big old farmhouse. All beds were full, and some overfull. :) I always underestimate that Lee fella. I thought, "What the hell. A snorkel," but he's smarter than the average guy from Manitoba! That's Lee in there right smack in the middle! Well he's in there somewhere. I can imagine what he's up to! So thanks everyone for the help with the digging out. Just so you know, we have another big snow storm forecast for Sunday if anyone wants to drop by. My free B&B is always available. Ha, still really wondering about a summer bonfire though. :) MN2

Took my braids out during the storm, wasn't too bad here, did not have to shovel....sorry Meaghan, hahaha.... Damn, miss my braids already! I actually have to style my hair for the first time in 3 months hahahha, hmmm...maybe back to braids?

Maybe some of you Manitobans/Winnipeggers need to re-read the OP's post starting this thread Losing Interest Is it me or are others losing interest in this hobby? I have been finding myself more and more very disinterested in what or who I see available. Maybe I'm just getting old or maybe being in a new relationship I just don't feel it anymore lol It wasn't till near the end of page two that some Winnipeggers took the thread as a chance to complain about the problems of Winnipeg. This thread wasn't about the problems of Winnipeg. The OP talked about getting old or a new relationship as his reason for disinterest. Really this becoming about the problems of Winnipeg is closer to a thread hijack, this thread was not about the Winnipeg scene till some CERB members sought to turn it into one As long as threads are made in public forums for all CERBite's to read then expect responses from all CERBite's And if you want a thread about the problems of just Winnipeg, then at least start a thread about the problems of Winnipeg, don't take over another thread where disinterest is attributed to age and a new relationship. RG

I got a gym membership this month and it is great. I work out on the threadmill and then go for a swim. After that, it's the hot tub for my reward. I don't really need to loose weight, just tone up a bit and it's helping. However, my biggest way to stay in shape is still having mind blowing sex. On top, on my back, on all fours - just haven't figured out the standing on my head trick yet.

Extremely important. In fact that is what motivated me to seek out a SP the very first time. I was craving a hug and no one would indulge me. :( I had not received a hug in 11 long years. Not since my last relationship in 2000. As for the kissing and cuddling, that is an extra bonus. Now, that is what I ask for up front when arranging to see a SP. Without those three things, the sexy frisky part just isn't worth it. IMHO.

Does she even do the math? The CBC "expose" here in Ottawa claims the average cost for a session with one of these girls is $200. So at that rate the trafficked victim has to see 1300 clients (or sessions in a year) which amounts to 3.5 clients every day 365 days a year. FFS really? And of course the claim that there are at least 150-180 of these girls in the Ottawa area. So do that math and on the low end that means there are 195,000 sessions a year with trafficked women in Ottawa. Really? At least make the lies believable. I mean by that math, if no guy sees more than one girl in a 24 hour period, there are 520 men having sex with trafficked women every day in Ottawa. Who the hell are these guys and where are they hiding?

If you are strictly talking about internet video chat via skype it's free :) Skype typically only charges for calls from PC to landline, or text messages. You shouldn't have to fund your account at all to do what you are indicating. Xoxo

I am half and half. I love good meals (roasts, turkeys, gravy, pasta) and cook my meals from scratch - rarely eat out. I have an issue with vegetables, but after trial and error, I have found the ones I like, so try to incorporate them into my meals. I love chocolate, but rarely have them, but if I do - its a binge. Chips, popcorn too - not a daily or even weekly thing, but when I do, its a binge. I once gave up sugar, and 2 days later, there I am in a staff meeting with this big cinnamon roll covered with 2 inches of icing. That's when I realized that cutting it out completely doesn't work for me - just keep it in moderation. Now, my Timmies - Large 3 creams and 2 sugars - I will never cut them out. I don't have one everyday, but they are my celebration prize when I do something like have a great workout.

I used to make solo movies for my own enjoyment. One time, I had someone filming - I'm doing my thing and having fun, but out of the corner of my eye, I see my cat circling around me. He came up on the couch behind me - all the while looking at me like "wtf is she doing?". He then jumps down on the floor, and goes right up to the camera and puts his whole face in the lens. The one operating the camera at this point busts up laughing and of course, now I'm rolling on the floor busting a gut. If there was a funniest home videos for porn, this one would have won the $100,000 Final. I agree - making a movie, watching it, and deleting it is great fun!

Cristy, I shared my weakness for sweets and being a foodie but didn't mention the healthy side of me which you also asked, every morning before eating anything and even before brushing my teeth (is how is supposed to be) I drink a glass of warm water with half lemon/lime they say it cleanses the body and is a great detox. I also TRY to buy food with no preservatives but is not that easy anymore.

Due to our big snow storm in the the Maritimes Having the afternoon off is nice, have to be well rested to use the snowblower tomorrow especially since MrNice2 has all the girls at his place to help him shovel. The way it's blowing outside most likely to have tomorrow off also.

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The original poster had also contacted me, the other night. I advised him that yes it's a scam site, it's operated by the same people behind these two sites featured earlier on the diary http://www.cowboysdiary.info/wordpress/?tag=819-803-004 . http://www.cowboysdiary.info/wordpress/?s=xlist As you can see the photos are fake and some featured on both sites. This is not a new tactic in the arsenal of the shaddier agencies, but it's one that eventually and always fails.

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Congratulations Cleo.... enjoy reading your posts and blog... keep them coming.

Thank you sexy Cleo for your purfect contributions! meow!

Congratulations Cleo on your milestone, you wonderful,sexy lady :) Xoxox

congrats Cleo keep them coming

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First let me say I love a long passionate hug and kiss at the door before I leave... u want to gave that feeling that neither if us want to separate. That said I have had many wonderful sessions which have not ended with us hugging at the door... i recall one amazing session where I left with the lady lying naked on the bed partially covered by a sheet looking totally amazing and exhausted... i loved the idea that our fun had left her spent... we did kiss and hug at the bed and she made me feel like she hated I was leaving. Bottom line I want to feel like she would love me to stay and can't wait till I return. If I feel like that... i will be back. On a few rare occasions I have met ladies who are walking to the door almost as soon as we cum.... it a quick hug and bye... even great sex will not get me to repeat if I feel like a transaction I want the connection.

Last sunday, I got a txt like this... "hello" "hello?" " hi?????" "HELLLOOOOO" "hi?????" ?????? "why are you not responding?????" So I woke up on Monday, my phone was on silent from 2 pm till Monday the next day. I responded like this " excuse me, you do not have to obsessively txt me hello, I took the day off, and was sleeping because I am human and not a robot. I was so frustrated because he wasn't the only one with "hi" there were many. He responded many hours later, I felt like doing it back to him with ... hi hello... etc... That same day I had one who admitted he was just txt me cause he like sexting, so I said, I sorry but no money in sexting, lol... Occasionally my regular clients will txt a hello and I will respond with a few min of chat, but they all know I am a busy women and do not have the time to txt all day long so they keep it short and sweet. After working all day with a phone and computer, a person can get rather tired of it and if your just txting "hello" with no booking in your mind, chances are I am not going to reply, I am just human and need time away from my phone. Once I am done for the day, so is my phone. Sophia has left the building so to say hahha.

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GeorgieBoy69 is a Winnipeg pooner, and the issue he raises is a Winnipeg problem that may not exist elsewhere to anywhere near the same extent. Not one Winnipeg SP has responded in this thread; all the SPs who responded are from other cities. They clearly don't fully understand where GB69 is coming from. The only person who truly gets it is cinelli, to wit: There is a small number of select SPs in Winnipeg who have been around for several years. Most of the newcomers in the past three years or so are suspect. They advertise almost exclusively on BP, and many have been reported as scams or worse. A lot of them seem to be street girls who have gone indoors and think their abysmal "services" are worth the same as those of well established, reputable local SPs and the elite visiting ladies. Not only that, many use photos purloined from the web sites of supermodels, porn stars and elite escorts in other cities and/or countries, As a result, experienced Winnipeg pooners avoid BP escorts like the plague. This seriously reduces the choice and leads to boredom due to repeating too often with the same few ladies. Sorry, folks, but if you're not from Winnipeg, your opinions as stated in this thread are not germane to this problem.

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I avoid mrnice's menu as it is very rich . He feels 18 percent cream in his coffee and real butter is his right and that just does not go with my diet . However he does look awesome so perhaps it might work with the right body chemistry . Only a fool resists change so tomorrow it's cream and butter for me!!

Intimacy is critical to a great experience ... so kissing, cuddling, and hugging are vital. I could enjoy an encounter that didn't involve sex, if the kissing and cuddling is present, but I don't enjoy a session that involves sex, but is lacking those other things. So choice of playmate is very important. Porthos

For me, it's a place where I can live vicariously through the experiences of others. I sometimes question whether I belong here but until someone tells me otherwise, I'll stick around.

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Cowgirl = CG = girl on top facing you cover = condom cruising = driving around, looking for streetwalkers cups of coffee = releases = orgasms DATO = dining at the o = analingus DATY = dining at the y = cunnilingus DDP = double digit penetration, kitty and anus Dodge = streetwalker stroll: Mission Blvd, between A St and 14th St, in Hayward, CA Doggie = man behind girl, girl on hands and knees donation = payment Doubles = A threesome with two girls and you DDE = doesn't do extras (PS only) DDG = drop dead gorgeous DFK = deep french kissing, open mouth with tongue DIY = do it yourself (masturbation) DP = double penetration, two guys on one girl DT = deep throat, entire length of penis taken in mouth ECR = el camino real EOM = end of message. No text in message body. escort = a temporary companion for hire facial = cumming on partner's face FBSM = full body sensual massage fire and ice = a blowjob switching between hot tea and ice FIV = finger in vagina FKK = Frei K?rper Kultur. German brothel / nudist club. FOB = fresh off the boat. Asian immigrant recently arrived in the US. FOV = finger outside vagina French = BJ French Kiss = Kissing with tongue insertion FS = full service = BJ + Sex Get Brain = blow job Get Comfortable = get completely naked GFE = girlfriend experience. Typically BBBJ, CFS, DFK, DATY, and MSOG GG = Golden Gypsy. defunct, famous Berkeley massage parlor GND = girl next door Greek = anal sex, back door GS = golden shower = urination play GSM = g-spot massage happy ending = A handjob (usually) or blowjob after your massage hardwood floors = clean shaven kitty Hat = condom HDH = high dollar hottie HJ = hand job = a manual / hand release HH = half hour HM = high mileage HME = honeymoon experience, lapdog heaven HWP = height and weight proportionate hooker = prostitute IMHO = in my humble opinion interpreter = condom Italian = penis rubbing between butt cheeks ISO = in search of kitty = vagina Lapdog = person who worships providers to excess. LDL = low dollar looker (opposite of HDH) LE = ellie = law enforcement LK = light kissing, closed mouth LOS = land of smiles = Thailand mamasan = female manager of a massage parlor MBOT = Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre, SF Strip Club MBR = multiple bell ringing = MSOG MILF = mom I'd like to f-ck Mish = missionary position, or the SF Mission District Missionary = man on top, girl on back mohawk = thin rectangular strip of pubic hair MP = massage parlor MP = multiple pops = multiple releases MSC = Market Street Cinema, SF Strip Club MSOG = multiple shots on goal = multiple releases NCT = New Century Theatre, SF Strip Club non-pro = not a professional provider NP = no problem NSA = no strings attached OWO = oral without condom OWOTC = oral without condom to completion papasan = male manager of a massage parlor party hat = condom PIV = penis in vagina PL = Pathetic Loser PO = phone operator (for making appointments) PS = private show (Dance) PSE = Porn Star Experience PV = private viewing (Dance) RA = relaxation assistant raincoat = condom RB = myredbook.com rimming = analingus RMP = Russian Massage Parlor ROB = Rip Off Bitch Reverse cowgirl = RCG = girl on top facing away Reverse massage = you massage her Roman shower = vomit play RPG = role playing games Russian = penis rubbing between breasts = Pearl Necklace = titty fuck SC = Strip Club self-service = you masturbate SF = San Francisco shill = an insider posing as a satisfied customer SO = significant other SOG = shot on goal = one release SOMF = sat on my face south of the border = gential region southern france = BBBJ SP = Service Provider SPA = streetwalker stroll: San Pablo Avenue in Oakland, CA spanish = ATM = ass to mouth spinner = very petite, thin girl STD = sexually transmitted disease stroll = path frequented by street walkers SW = street walker TAMP = Therapeutic Asian Massage Parlor teabag = man squats and dips balls in partner's mouth TG = transgender TGTBT = too good to be true Tina = crystal meth TJ = Tijuana TL = Tenderloin district, San Francisco. between Van Ness Ave, Post St, Taylor St, and Golden Gate Ave TLD = topless lap dance tossing salad = analingus Troll = rude and hideous PL Trolling = Posting thinly disguised ads in a discussion forum TOFTT = Take one for the team. In reference to a new, non-reviewed provider. TS = transexual TUMA = tongue up my ass TV = transvestite UTF = Untranslated French = BBBJ UTR = under the radar WTF = What the fuck? (I'm rather surprised by this) XOXO = Kisses & Hugs YMMV = Your mileage may vary. Your service level could be different than reported by others. Applies to everyone, some more so than others. 1/2 and 1/2 = half and half = oral sex + full service 411 = seeking information 420 = 4:20 = marijuana 69 = two people giving each other oral sex at the same time $ = $100 $$ = $200 $$$ = $300 $$$.5 = $350 (get it?) incall = You go to her place, or a place she designates. outcall = She comes to your place, home, hotel room. two call system = For incall locations. Your first call is to set up the time and get the general directions on where to park. Your second call is made when you arrive to get the specific address / room number.