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Communicating with an SP is in its basic form a pretty simple thing.... one would think it would be pretty hard to fool up. In most of the cases you have an interested client trying to connect an interested service provider.... seems like a match made in heaven... what could possibly go wrong... lololol. Well in my experience it more closely resembles a mind field overgrown with beautiful flowers.... in our eagerness to run and pick the flowers clients tend to run right in without stopping to read the signs or get a map. Making it worse... us guys are pretty self centered so we don't stop to think that maybe just maybe we are not the only guy trying to contact the wonderful lady.... what do you mean she has a life outside of her profession.... you mean she is not just sitting by the phone waiting for my call... lolol... yea no doubt about it... we could do a better job of respecting the needs of the wonderful ladies that we want to meet. We need to remember to stop and think before we send that second text.... we need to relax and not get mad because she did not reply... lol... in most cases it just means she is not available... it's not a personal statement... she's not being mean or blowing you off. Remember she is running a business why the fuck would she want to piss off a client :). This should go without saying guys but I will say it anyway.... when we are drinking we don't always make the best decisions or communicate effectively. General rules for us clients: - Send a message if you don't get a reply don't take it personal just move along. -Read the ladies ad and website to see how she likes to be contacted and what her availability is. Follow the instructions... it is your map through the mind field. - Read her posts and website for clues about her personal interests related to ongoing contact with clients... some like it and encourage it others have no interest. -Don't be a asshole....be polite... and just to be clear I can tell you with 100% certainty that sending her a picture of your cock will not enhance the communication process. - Keep your expectations realistic... for the ladies this is their business and you are one of their many clients. Yes most of them are passionate about and enjoy what they do... yes they enjoy the company of the men they meet and connections they make... they will make you feel like you are the Centre of their world for the time you are with them but THIS IS THEIR JOB not their whole life. Now all that said.... for the wonderful SP's: - Remember we are just mere men lol... we love your attention and are infatuated by your sexy beauty.... you impact our judgment and cause us to do things that we should know better to have done.... not making an excuse here just stating a fact. - Help us by being as clear as possible about what your expectations are around ongoing contact...Yes we should know enough to not expect you to be at our beck and call.. but every SP is unique and the more you make it clear what your expectations are the better we will be in walking that mind field. Just my opinion

Have you ever seen home alone? Well I could of stared in it! Not 2 steps out the door and wham I'm flat on my back at the bottom of the stairs. Luckily I flew so far off my deck I missed the stair and the back of my head missed any steps. All in all only my pride was hurt. Where the hell is spring and the warm weather?

Wishing everyone a happy weekend! Available: Saturday 9am-4pm Hello Gentlemen and thank you for taking the time to check out my ad! My name is Mandy, I am 22 years young, super bubbly, brunette bombshell, with a tight body that will make you say OMG! My curves are in the perfect places and my seductive green/hazel eyes will put you in a erotic trance... My soft hands will paralyze you as I touch you in all of the right spots at the perfect pace, leaving you wanting more, more and more! My bodyslides will keep you moaning while I rub my C cup natural breasts all over you... yummy, wet and slippery :wink: Don't be shy to ask to massage me, I love to be oiled up and my purrrring will keep you going! If your the type who enjoys some sexy company in the shower I am more than willing to get steamy with you. I strive on making my clients feel satisfied! So... why not come over and enjoy yourself I am sure you deserve it! Once your gone you will be left with naughty fantasies and dirty dreams for days. If you are interested in any of the above you will find me at Paradise Spa, located in the west end of Ottawa. It is a place like no other! Very clean, friendly staff, discreet, with an atm on site. The rooms have private showers, fresh linens, soaps, oils/gels, & big mirrors to watch us from every angle possible :wink: To book your sexy session call the spa, 613-820-8887 & request me! Or feel free to PM me for my availability or service inquiries. Yours truly, CandyMandy xox

I have received one of my favourite gifts recently, and I was sincerely touched by it. After we have met in California, a gentleman wrote a poem just for me. In fact I have liked it so much that I have created a page on my website just for this poem. :) Genevieve  As I gaze into the boundless skies, I realize the distance at which the brilliant stars lie. To an untold, unreachable destination I peer, Pondering if ever my most coveted fancies shall appear. Alluring eyes that disguise no deceit, Thus, compel me to feel complete. Long, lush hair that induces a perplexed stare For all the radiance that it bares. A voice so soft, so soothing, that to only The voices of the angels in Heaven I can compare. And a smile, an unparalleled smile, For which an entire lifetime I would wait; For it perpetuates a shine that even all the stars in the sky cannot create. I need seek no more these euphoric traits, For, alas, I have stumbled upon them in utter disbelief, For I have finally found each and every one of these fancies In the form of the beautiful Genevieve.

Kim Crawford sauvignon Blanc Kim Crawford Pinot noir Both found in vintages area. Around $20 each Kelly

Here is one of my faves ;) Xoxo

I been in this hobby for about five years since I turned 18 I cannot think on how many ladies I have seen in my life. I would say about 90 percent of them have been nice and friendly during our time spent together but after out session if I want to message them days or weeks later just for a quick hi how are you or a chat I get blown off or just ignored. Yes I understand some ladies are busy but is it so hard to reply back with a hi?. Even though I am getting my ged doing homework plus doing what else I do with my life I still have time to chat to friends on facebook. Sorry I had to get this off my chest

I am Feeling Like Having A Magical Session Would You Come Over And Let Me Fall In Love Whith You Just For A Moment ? I Will Kiss You Everywhere The Tips Of My Fingers Will Enjoy Every Inch Of Your Skin We Will Close Our Eyes And Leave The Intensity Flow Sensuality, Passion and LOVE I Want Your Hands On my Skin Your Lips On My Neck Can't Wait Schedule Saturday 9-11 Sunday 10-9 Schedule Next Week Thursday 6-11 Friday 6-11 Saturday 9-11 Sunday 10-9 Paradise Spa 1902 Robertson Road (Bells Corners) 613-820-8887 Feel free to take a peek at my pictures at Angelstouchmassage.ca Kisses Sab

Well no where near as much as I will.. Step away from the mundane your used to and treat yourself to a sensual escape that will bring relaxation to your body and soul. As delicate as a flower with an intriguing hint of naughty behind tantalizing green eyes. Naturally soft curves in all the right places with flowing blonde hair. I have a lovable personality that will guide you to the escape you crave. You will experience my welcoming essence within moments of meeting me and with the calmness in my eyes, I will exhilarate your passion. Experience my young physique and enticing maturity letting my fingers explore your body for the Ultimate Relaxation. What can you expect? I'll greet you at the door with a warm hug and lead you to my domain. We will share some time getting comfortable until I lead you to the shower. Soapy roaming hands all over until I lead you to the table where I will explore your body bringing you ultimate relaxation. I will then share another soft shower with you until it is time for us to to say goodbye .. until the next time. My Availability This Week Saturday March 29th 10:00AM - 10:00PM CMJ EAST Sunday March 30th 4:00PM - 10:00PM CMJ EAST Not a Member? Be my Special Guest.... PM to make Arrangements Call 613-523-6199 Book Online www.clubcmj.com or PM me

Saturday Brooklyn 11-4 NEW aka "brooklynsfinest" Mandy 9-4 aka "Candy Mandy" Amanda 9-11 aka "Triple Delight" Sabrina 9-11 aka "SabrinaXOX" Riley 3:30-11 aka "Riley Parks" Bianca 3:30-11 NEW aka "Sexy Bianca" Nina 3-11 aka "Nina Dream" Sunday Tia 10-9 aka "Tiaa.Lovee.x0" Bianca 10-4 NEW aka "Sexy Bianca" Brooklyn 10-9 NEW aka "brooklynsfinest" Nina 10-7 aka "Nina Dream" Sabrina 10-9 aka "SabrinaXOX" Paradise Spa and Angel's Touch are asking for any donation to aid the financial assistance of a great loss to two of our employees. NO AMOUNT IS TOO SMALL. Unfortunately they have no insurance coverage :( PLEASE HELP US to fund the funeral costs. All donations are greatly appreciated. For donations please call our receptionist or donate to the attendant you see next before Tuesday. You can donate by credit/debit/check or cash. Thanks from all the staff. P.S. You can donate at Paradise or Angel's location! Online Ad check it out http://www.cerb.ca/classifieds/ottaw...2014-news.html New Sexy Pics http://www.angelstouchmassage.ca/site/the-angels/ Schedule Updated Daily http://www.angelstouchmassage.ca/site/schedule/ NEW Hailie Starts Monday, March 31st ...to learn more....Complimentary Duo's http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=8844 Come for a 4 hand massage in our getaway room....an experience you will never forget Ottawa's Best Room! Regular Room spacious and in room shower Single Massage: 30 minutes $55. 45 minutes on special for $65. 60 minutes $80. 90 minutes $120. Duo Massage: 30 minute on special for $80. 45 minute on special for $100. 60 minute on special for $130. Getaway Room Fee: Room Features a hot tub,6 ft custom shower and fireplace for your enjoyment Single Massage: 30 minutes $70. 45 minutes $85. 60 minutes $100. 90 minutes $150. Session time @ Discretion of MA Duo Massage/Couples Massage: 2 Attendant 30 minute $100. 45 minute $120. 60 minute $150. Couples Massage: 1 Attendant 30 minute $70. 45 minute $85. 60 minute $100. HST included in all door fee prices Longer Session times available and at the Discretion of MA Mandy's Recommendation http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=120757 Brooklyn's Recommendation *** NEW http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=172010 Nina's Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=N&t=148577 Amanda's Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=A&t=46157 Riley Recommendation http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=162336 HIRING.....We seeking attractive hard working ladies! You must be 18 years of age or older to be employed at Paradise Spa. We require proof of legal age and legal eligibility to work via a valid government identification and/or other documentation as required by law. Sabrina Mandy

True. However, even a board like Cerb, in a more active section like "Winnipeg", is plagued by the common malaise of "the lurker".. Such a tendency for 100 members to lurk, while only a dozen or so "full patch" members post any information of value or merit. I scroll down a thread, and dismiss the 'low count' posters. Why? Because many of them are shill accounts that are hyping a given provider, or are simply unreliable in their assessment of a provider in question. Harsh comment? Sure. But prove me otherwise.. When I started out on the boards a few years ago, I got shot down from time to time for my taste or opinion about a given provider. That did not deter me from sharing my experience, however. I kept posting my opinions, as I saw them and called them.. And after a while, people will recognize what a given poster says, and can base their judgement on their knowledge of that posters' established track record. Which means that lurkers need to leave the shadows and start to post their opinions and thoughts about the providers they have seen. Eventually, each one that does so will establish their own "street cred" here and will actually make a contribution to the information pool. Now that I've groused that out of my system, time to shuffle off to bed.. good night CERB.

Met Carmela last night (Friday). Very cute spinner about 5', dark hair, dark brown eyes, lots of body art and a great friendly disposition. Spent some time in the CR and enjoyed our time together. She fits perfectly in my lap and knows how to get my engine running :) I will definitely repeat.

A similar thing happened to me recently last week when I was away. This is someone ( not a cerb member) who dropped off the face of the earth for 2 months after meeting me every week.. I don't demand an explanation when a client disappears for a while. That's their business. I don't ask questions. Life happens. Nor would I ever cold contact someone. He reappears.. Day 1: Morning: "Hello?" Afternoon: Hello? 1 hour later: Are you there? Repeat everyday for 5 days (3 x a day) when I didn't even have my phone turned on. Day 5 Morning: Hello? Afternoon: Hello? Are you pissed at me? Late afternoon: Hello? Where are you? I DEMAND an explanation! According to him, I don't have a life or I could have been out of town, been sick or worse, dead. I suppose I'm not entitled to be any of those things. lol. And that's when I changed my phone number.... Goodbye.

I am a happily married hobbiest ... i love my wife and would do anything for her. We have so very many things that bring us together and make us both happy but you know I a Not sure I still believe like I use to that one person can meet all of our needs....perhaps seeing others provide a venue for me to meet needs for intimacy or connection in a way that is not possible with my wife. All that said if I was forced to choose....my hobbiest lifestyle or my wife the choice would be easy...i would choose her in a heartbeat.... i chose her 30 plus years ago and have not regretted that decision for even one second. I am not sure I deserve her but I do Love her. Just my opinion

I tend to only drink red wine now, my latest favorite is a Masi Costasera (Italian) I also enjoy scuttlebutt-shiraz/cabernet(Australian) and Peter Lehmann-Barossa(Australian). Both of these are less expensive but just as enjoyable. Tasting wine is so much fun:)

Man, people are weird. The subject of communicating with SPs completely aside, who on earth imagines that once any conversation gets to this point: ... that things can possibly go well? What happy outcome do they imagine is going to transpire from there? And the icing on the cake, following that with: ... uh, maybe because you've just been filling my phone with dickish, petulant texts? Sigh.

I understand this must be rather frustrating for you. When we have an intimate connection with someone, and spend a couple or a few hours intertwined with someone both physically and emotionally, it's hard to not have expectations or desire something more. (More is vague, but I think everyone knows what I mean). It's true that everyone is busy, but people (in general) are usually selective about who they are friends with. This happens both in the industry, and outside of it. I'm certain you don't talk to every friend on your Facebook, just the ones you really care about, right? I'm not suggesting these SPs don't care about you, but I can only imagine how frustrating it gets to receive these sorts of PMs, texts, and e-mails continuously from every client, when most of those clients never book an appointment with them again. We all learn from experience, and there are a lot of people in this industry who will see a girl once and then never see her again, but expect texts, e-mails, and friendly PMs. I don't think that's a fair expectation to have. Once you've established a regular connection with an SP or MA, that's a different story, but when you've only seen someone once? That's a bit more complicated to navigate, and will definitely be dependent on how busy the worker is (both personally and professionally). I know it sucks, but that's the way it is =( You're definitely not the only one that feels that way, but we all learn with experience. I really hope you find what you're looking for, Nat xox

Some municipalities are defining the word "Escort" improperly here in Canada! In municipal by-law's some cities here in Canada have defined the word "Escort" as a person who goes on paid dates but does not participate in sexual acts with clients in exchange for money. They do this as they want to license escorts but they do not want to accept that the escorts are having sex for the money (that would make them pimps and pimping or "living off the avails" is illegal in Canada). We all know that the term "Escort" is a person who is a "Sexual service provider" also known as such things as a "Call girl", "Courtesan", "Prostitute", "hooker", "Whore", "Harlot", and many other names. Many of the names are demeaning and not respectful as we all know so the ladies choose to use better words such as "Escort" so that they are not grouped in with the women who solicit sex illegally on the street (Also illegal in Canada). In Canada being paid for sex is legal and paying for sex is also legal. What is not legal is pimping, underage of 18, public solicitation / communicating / procuring for the purpose of sex and keeping a bawdy-house. Your common "out-call" service provider who does not solicit in public, does not have a pimp, is of legal age and charges for sex is not breaking the law! So why can they not call themselves a "Escort" in some municipalities? Because the municipality writes these by-laws defining the word "Escort" to mean something that it is not! Most municipalities do this to try to get rid of the ladies. Many of you think they do this because they want to make money off the girls... but that is not true! They don't want the girls in the cities at all. They want to force them to move to another city or quit being a prostitute all together. They use any revenue made from the licenses to further police (and I say police but remember they are not real police they are paid city officials that are actually by-law enforcement and can not charge anyone with a criminal code charge - as much as some will try to make you believe they have this power) Some cities are going to even greater lengths by asking the local police to accompany the by-law officers and try to entrap a few ladies into public solicitation (so that they can stir some fear in the ladies). Yes, they are actually doing this! You can read a thread here on cerb where one lady was tricked into going for a drink at the bar in the lobby of the hotel where she met her date... the date tried to talk to her about sex acts and next thing you know she was being arrested. Yes this is entrapment and she did know better... but I guess she felt the conversation was private enough and he was a good actor (she paid the price) but this is low! She did not want to go to the bar to have a drink with this person and he pretty much demanded it just so he could trick her and charge her. Nice eh! Makes me sick too! A note to the municipalities, We know many by-law guys and probably city officials read sites like this. You should as this should be a big fear for you. Bulling people is fun until all the people you bully get together and form a community and rise up against you! The definition of a ESCORT is "a person who provides a SEXUAL SERVICE to a customer and exchanges SEX for MONEY" - For your information... this is LEGAL in Canada! Just because you make a by-law that redefines the word "ESCORT" to suit your needs it will not hold up in court! You can not pass a by-law based on your MORAL REASONS and you can not charge a ESCORT a LICENSE FEE knowing that they have sex for money as this makes your city a PIMP and you are in turn LIVING OFF THE AVAILS OF PROSTITUTION and you are breaking the law!! With the INTERNET and communities like this one here on CERB the ladies are starting to UNITE and work together! Activist groups are now challenging the laws in court that take rights away from sex trade workers - don't think that this will not trickle down to the municipalities who are also taking away legal rights of people! It will not be long till you bully the ladies enough in your city that they unite and challenge your moral based by-law in court. It will end up costing your city a fair amount of money and one nasty slap on the hand to tell you that you can not take rights away from people who are not breaking the law (just because you don't like what they do for a living!) You should take the advise of your town lawyers who have probably told you that passing a by-law like this can backfire, it's only a matter of time before the ladies unite against you (any many men support them - every day more are supporting the ladies publicly as well as it's not so taboo any more to employee the services of a sex trade worker. It is the oldest profession as you know! Keep in mind that with todays technology (the internet) it's much easier to communicate and form communities (Like this one) you and other cities could bully the ladies in the past (knowing they would not group together) but you are very wrong if you think that will continue in this day and age... it simply will not hold true! Bottom line... No matter what you do you will not get rid of prostitution in your city - Too much need and demand for it - let's face it... if no demand existed you would not have such a large number of ladies working in the profession now would you!?!

Hey guys, the "Lisa and Destiny ebony twins" advertising on Back page recently are not the Lisa and Mina ebony twins that are CERB members.

Paradise Spa and Angel,s Spa are asking for any donation to aid the financial assistance of a great loss to two of our employees. NO AMOUNT IS TOO SMALL. PLEASE HELP US to fund the funeral cost. All donations are greatly appreciated. For donations please call our receptionist or donate to the attendant you see next before Monday. You can donate by credit/debit/cheque or cash. Thanks from all the staff. P.S. You can donate at Paradise or Angel's location .. 613-820-8887

Just finished a T-bone steak and baked potato with all the trimmings Washed down with a Becks no alcohol beer For desert, which I'll have in a couple hours, because I'm stuffed, mixed berries RG

Don't discount the independent ladies. There are many great ladies here on Cerb.

If you go to the Paradise Spa site, and click on the "Need Directions, Click Here" then you might be surprised and disappointed when you get there (but you can pick up some nice plumbing hardware): http://goo.gl/maps/eB90b [street view of "Paradise Bath and Kitchen"] Quite amusing - but not very helpful :-)

And you're welcomed :icon_wink:

Saturday Chasity 12-11 NEW aka "Chasityxox" Victoria 10-4:30 aka "victoriasct" Hannah 10-4 aka "Hannahxo" Maya 3:30-11 aka "Midnight Maya" Pandora 3:30-11 aka "Pandora" Kelly 4-11 aka "Kelly2010" Sunday Chasity 10-9 NEW aka "Chasityxox" Jamie 10-9 aka "Jamie-xo" Victoria 10-9 aka "victoriasct" Samantha 10-9 aka "Naughty Samantha" Paradise Spa and Angel's Touch are asking for any donation to aid the financial assistance of a great loss to two of our employees. NO AMOUNT IS TOO SMALL. Unfortunately they have no insurance coverage :( PLEASE HELP US to fund the funeral costs. All donations are greatly appreciated. For donations please call our receptionist or donate to the attendant you see next before Tuesday. You can donate by credit/debit/check or cash. Thanks from all the staff. P.S. You can donate at Paradise or Angel's location! ONLINE AD http://www.cerb.ca/classifieds/ottawa-massage-ads/p62-top-ladiesnew-ma-27s.html NEW CHASITY a familiar face you may already know :wink: Formerly at C*J http://www.angelstouchmassage.ca/site/chasitys-profile/ NEW SABRINA R a familiar face you may already know :wink: Formerly at "ALO" spa & Triple A http://www.angelstouchmassage.ca/sit...inars-profile/ http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=8655 New Sexy Pics http://www.angelstouchmassage.ca/site/the-angels/ 3 rooms, up to 8 sexy ladies on daily! Private Dance shows available upon request! Click here to see NEW pics of room: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=3340 New Sexy Pics of our Hotties http://www.angelstouchmassage.ca/site/the-angels/ Full Body Relaxation Massage Single Massage: 30 minutes $50. 45 minutes $60. 60 minutes $80. 90 minutes $120 Couples Massage: 1 Attendant 30 minute $60. 45 minute $70. 60 minute $90. Duo/Couples Massage:2 Attendants 30 minute regular $100. on special for $80. 45 minute regular $120. on special for $100. 60 minute regular $160. on special for $130. HST included in door fee prices. Longer Sessions available and @ Discretion of MA ...... Tips Accepted...... ATM on site......Spacious Rooms with Private Showers..... Chasity Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=C&t=160456 Maya's Recommendations ***NEW http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=M&t=63977 Kelly's Recommendations ***NEW http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=120424 Hannah's Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=H&t=125137 Victoria's Recommendations ****NEW RECOMMENDATION http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=V&t=156766 Jamie Discussions http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=104412 & http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=J&t=114727 Samantha Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=N&t=142241 Pandora's Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=M&t=75290http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=156274 HIRING.....We seeking attractive hard working ladies! You must be 18 years of age or older to be employed at Angel's Touch. We require proof of legal age and legal eligibility to work via a valid government identification and/or other documentation as required by law. Jamie

I very mush love my red wines.... I just recently bought a bottle of Barolo and all I can say is I am in love, such a beautiful red wine it was vintage and it was a 2009... I also love Amerone vintage and a nice Cabernet Souvignon..... Great thread :D

Yes, I think so. Although it probably depends on the person doing it. I must admit, I'm really bad at things like that...

But I have on occasion looked at the postings for other cities across Canada, and have posted for info when I travel. It seems to me despite bring a small city, the Winnipeg thread is probably the busiest. Maybe people from other cities post here for the simple reason nobody is really posting in their city.

Hey there, Male on male encounter available at very nicely furnished location in the West end of town, this is a very nice private club with an amazing atmosphere. There are various rooms all with a very unique and sensual feel. The place is always kept very clean and has a very professional atmosphere. There are very large showers at the location for before the massage, which I will accompany you during. :) Different types of actives that we can partake in incude BSDM, Fetish roleplay, spanking, cropping, bondage, blindfolds...and much more. I also specialize in full body, deep tissue massages with an erotic tone. I could be nude during the massage or wearing boxer shorts. There will be a massage table used, just lay down and enjoy. Great hands for this type of work, out calls could be available as well. Please message me for more information. Thank you*

Stupid twitter question as I haven't used it in a long time: If someone "favourites" one of your tweets, is that used (sometimes) in a way that's analogous to "Like" on facebook? I only ask as a couple of you have favourite one or two of mine, and, well, they ain't nothing special. So, I'm guessing I'm right...?

Although I do enjoy wine, I'm not much of a drinker. That said, I've had some I really enjoyed and others...not so much. I do prefer white wine, but other than that have no favourites. If it has a cork, chances are I'll probably enjoy it. ;)

Jnice is her cerb handle, also she will be visiting ottawa pretty soon

I've been a member here for a couple years, and have been with a few SP's since I registered on this site. Went to visit Krystal because she was in the area and I was into her looks. Nice girl, good looking body, like xmy556 said she is skinny with small natural breasts. She was interesting to talk to, service was good, hygiene was also good. I've been meaning to go and see her again but just haven't had the time. With that said there is only one other SP that I've seen in the last couple of years that I have said I would repeat, and she is one of them.

I will highly recommend Janis http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=37202&highlight=janis

I have just started learning to squirt. Still don't have it down pat on how to do it, but yes, it is great and fun. The first time it happened, I'm like WTF? But then it happened again, and I'm like, wow, this is great. So, now I like to show my guys my new skill. Just make sure nothing is in the way of the "faucet" - nothing worse then squirting on his clothes. I did a duo recently with another lady and wow, she was like Niagara Falls. Very hot, and I got a face full. So, finding a lady that squirts is hot, and learning how to squirt is even hotter.

Discovering that a very beautiful and wonderful lady is available to see me tomorrow. Now my drive into Toronto tomorrow will be well worth it.

You are talking about 2 completely different things and experiences. If you go to a club like CMJ or other Spas, you will be seeing an MA. The experience with an MA differs completely from an SP So if you are looking for SP services (i.e. Bjs and Full service) you won't get those in the clubs. Therefore before you ask your question you should decide if you would like an MA experience. Then you could ask the difference between seeing an Indy MA and one that works in a club. Right now your question is like asking to compare apples and oranges!

I can't blame your gf for being picky and since this is your first threesome experience you want it to be with the right girl. There was a gorgeous African goddess that did a tour in the Maritimes not long ago, she is absolutely stunning and imo stands on her own. Eva Pearl, perhaps it would be worthwhile inquiring to see when or if she plans another tour and waiting for her. Unfortunately there aren't a lot of local ebony ladies to choose from so you are limited. All the best in your search:) http://www.theevapearlexperience.com/index.php http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=158627

I can't say the best gift I have given. The gifts I give are for each lady, one isn't better than another. They usually are gift cards, for Victoria's Secret, La Senza, Lulu Lemon, Chapters, Air Canada,MasterCard gift card, to think of a few One lady I gave a birthday card and present too, and a Christmas card and present. The gifts were something special I think she would appreciate. But one gift giving took place that stands out. It was during the evening of my ménage a trois with two very special Goddesses, Lonna Lux and Emily Rushton. Besides being a special occasion because it was my first (and thus far only) ménage a trois a couple other occasions were celebrated by us that night. The first occasion. That encounter was Lonna's last time as a companion, she was retiring. Emily and I surprised Lonna with a retirement gift of a bottle of wine and chocolates. Later on in the evening the surprises continued. Lonna had a birthday coming up too. So Emily and I arranged for a birthday cake for Lonna. We surprised her, me bringing in the cake from the kitchen, and Emily and I singing Happy Birthday. That was the best birthday ever, two Goddesses and me having birthday cake in bed in the bedroom...and it wasn't even my birthday Oh yes, there were crumbs, and who cares The companionship from the ladies I have seen has a value far exceeding the donation requested. If that can't be considered a gift, what can? But I have been fortunate to be the recipient of some other gifts. I received a couple of Christmas cards, one a personal card, which I still have. And although not, I don't think, intended as a gift, there was a special email received from a lady around Halloween last year which touches me. I received another email around Christmas time, also personal. And there was a Christmas gift I received. I won't tell what the gift was but any mention of Kate Middleton and Prince George and I immediately think of this lady ;-) As for the gift, it is in my living room. But no matter what the gift, it truly is the thought that counts. And most of all, the thought, at least for me, when I give a gift (and tip) is that it is showing a sign of appreciation and respect to the lady who is providing you companionship A rambling RG

Oh wow! Thank you for the wonderful things that you all have said. I do enjoy couple encounters very much. I must say, I was not aware that my screening process was anything more than any other professional provider would expect to book an encounter, for example; a full name(s), cell number and possibly a reference depending on the circumstance/location. I thought my booking process was quite relaxed and what I'm comfortable with and it has never been mentioned to be too much or an issue. I learn something new everyday. With that said, I really do appreciate the kind words and thoughts you gentlemen have expressed, you truly only speak the truth!:icon_wink: Back to the task at hand! Lets help with finding a few more options of providers who see couples with the criteria and features that silvershock's partner is seeking in a provider to choose from. Kisses, Lexy

Last sunday, I got a txt like this... "hello" "hello?" " hi?????" "HELLLOOOOO" "hi?????" ?????? "why are you not responding?????" So I woke up on Monday, my phone was on silent from 2 pm till Monday the next day. I responded like this " excuse me, you do not have to obsessively txt me hello, I took the day off, and was sleeping because I am human and not a robot. I was so frustrated because he wasn't the only one with "hi" there were many. He responded many hours later, I felt like doing it back to him with ... hi hello... etc... That same day I had one who admitted he was just txt me cause he like sexting, so I said, I sorry but no money in sexting, lol... Occasionally my regular clients will txt a hello and I will respond with a few min of chat, but they all know I am a busy women and do not have the time to txt all day long so they keep it short and sweet. After working all day with a phone and computer, a person can get rather tired of it and if your just txting "hello" with no booking in your mind, chances are I am not going to reply, I am just human and need time away from my phone. Once I am done for the day, so is my phone. Sophia has left the building so to say hahha.

I second that. In fact, she was responsible for my empty wallet syndrome :)

service providers are, indeed, wonderful. And they provide a lot of things we might be missing in our lives, including both physical and emotional intimacy. Over time, if you build a relationship with a regular, they may even become a friend. Even there, the boundaries and parameters of that friendship may be different than other friendships. It is a hard line to travel, for both the lady and client. Don't be surprised that the occasional "hello" message doesn't get replied to. As Nat rightly says, there can be lots of reasons why this might be. It doesn't necessarily have anything to do with you, whether you were nice or not. Don't interpret it as a negative commentary on you, but you may want to reassess your expectations of what you want from seeing providers.

Zoro, I hope this doesn't count as backlash, but in this my sympathies are with the lady. Now, I too will sometimes send a hello or good wish to a lady I have seen, but if they have the time and interest to reply back I consider that a bonus, not an expectation. You ask "is it so hard to reply back with a hi"....well, yes, for some maybe it is. You point out that you are busy but still have time to chat with friends on Facebook. But surely you must see for the that the relationship the ladies have with us gents here is not in any way the same as your buddies on Facebook? Now, I'm not saying some don't become friends in a way, and it's not like there aren't conversations that happen. But again, that's a bonus when it does! It seems to me that a lot of grief and hurt that happens is when people have expectations that don't get met. You asked an honest question, but the answer I think is that, in this case, the expectation may be unrealistic. To be frank, when a lady shares her time with us we are not buying the right to her friendship. And if a lady doesn't have time to carry on pleasantries with every past client that is her right. And consider this, if they do give a quick hello back, does that not just encourage future messages? If there is no time or interest in such, isn't it better just to make that clear early? Again, I'm not saying you're wrong to offer the occasional hello or see if someone wants to have a conversation. But they are not wrong or even rude if they don't want to take you up on it. Best.

There should be no backlash, you are asking a legitimate question and stating an experience. My answer-When we are with you we are your friend and lover, you are paying us to be, sorry to be blunt, but that's the way it is and when we leave it's done-you are paying for that as well:) But I do think it's only polite to respond to a pm, especially a quick hi, hello or nice to hear from you, etc. I respond to all my pm's, even phone conversations from past clients and send out greetings on holidays, although my friend list has grown so much sometimes I'll make a post to wish all happy holidays,etc:) Sometimes expecting someone to chat may be to much for some though. Imagine if every client we saw wanted to have a conversation? I feel bad that you're feeling blown off, none of us should want a one time or repeat client to have those feelings. Perhaps there were or are unknown reasons for the no replies, or short ones, since I don't know anything about your exchanges I can't make an opinion. You shouldn't take it personally though, hugs:) Something I've learned-never expect anything from anyone and you'll never be disappointed:) but always stay true to yourself. If it makes you feel better to reach out to someone then do so, just don't be disappointed with their response, that's on them:)

Mothers day just past I was out shopping for jewelry and in the middle of a discussion with the clerk about what I should get and she said, "what about a pearl necklace, I'd love to get a pearl necklace for mothers day". I bust!

My 2 cents worth as as follows, GFE is including DFK, BBBJ, 69. Safe GFE is cbj, extreme GFE would include greek. PSE is a more aggressive style of sex, a little pushing and shoving, could include Greek and definetly CIM (the money shot!). I recently had an experience with Baby, her style was MSE (Montreal stripper Experience) it was very visual and she was very expressive with her body but it was deigned to arouse from the visual effect (strip tease body dance lap dance) then the service was GFE. So the acronyms continue! I find it easier to clarify what the SP's definition is before booking to avoid disappointment, however most SP's have there own style and if they are professional it will be good.