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I think I would be considered open minded by many people's standards, though I rarely think of my approach to life in that particular term. I really value things like critical thinking, respecting diversity of experiences and identities, sex positivity, consent, harm reduction, kindness and compassion. When looking at other people's choices, identities and positions in life, it's very important to me to do so with empathy. We're fed a lot of stereotypes about all kinds of people who are different from us, and we're taught to make assumptions, and it is so important to critically examine those things and always remember our shared humanity. I don't think it's possible or desirable to be free of judgement all the time. Some things are worth being judgemental about. But I try to limit my judgement to things that are non-consensual, harmful or oppressive, and recognize that everything else is an okay part of the amazing diversity of humanity. I've found my experiences with the community on CERB to be pretty good. One thing that I do find disappointing, though unsurprising, is the way that many people here talk about trans sex workers. I see both transphobic language get used, and really troubling attitudes expressed, like this idea that it's okay to casually out a trans sex worker who isn't advertising as trans or that trans women are not real women. Transphobia is pretty deeply embedded in mainstream culture, and I've just recently started seeing more media attention and awareness aimed at trans issues. It would be really great if everyone in our communities would take some time to educate themselves and if we could see some resistance and shifting away from the really terrible language that seems to be a big part of the sex industry. And particularly for clients, exercising a bit more empathy, mindfulness and compassion when talking about trans sex workers. Casually outing someone can have really horrible consequences for them. Using language that's degrading or talking about trans women in ways that positions them as less-than perpetuates the dehumanization and devaluing of them. That devaluing contributes directly to the incredibly high rates of violence and murder that trans women sex workers experience. I think most people here are really good about recognizing that sex workers are human beings and that stereotypes and stigma are both harmful and inaccurate. It would be really great to see more of that openness and empathy extended to trans sex workers, too.

I can squirt several times in a short period of time. When I squirt I squirt hard and fast its like a super soaker.

To me, being open minded means that whatever you think, believe, know etc. you keep your mind open to being wrong, to learning, you changing your perspective and while you're at it, you work to not judge others. Everyone is an individual and unique and has had their own challenges, lessons and experiences. They also have their own wants, needs, beliefs, thoughts etc. I would never want someone to judge me based on the choices I make or the things I want, need, desire or am interested in. I make a conscious effort to not do that to others. Just because something doesn't interest me or turn me on doesn't mean I look down on those it does. Open minded to me is keeping your mind open to all potentials and possibilities, to all people, to life.

I am brand-new to CERB but can see already that it's a POSITIVE community of like-minded spirits. I already feel welcome :)

Most of us travel to the airport areas, depending on the sp as some may charge a travel fee and some may not, you are 20 mins/1/2 hour from Halifax. Check out the Nova scotia ads under advertising and see who appeals to you most then inquire and have fun, you aren't stuck;)

I would like to have a conversation about being open minded. Not necessarily about specific things, but over all - are you open minded? I am not looking for the politically correct answer. Anyone can say xxx, but can you back up your words with your actions? We all have our likes and dislikes. Some things we tolerate and others we will never tolerate. However, if someone has a belief that is different then ours, are we correct or are they? I am not talking about abusive or dangerous things here - just consensual stuff between 2 (or more) consenting adults. I grew up in a multi cultural environment. My school friends were from all areas of the world - as a child I didn't realize how blessed I was to experience this. I also grew up with others that had disabilities (myself included), so learning how to accommodate their needs became normal for me. So, I've had some conversations with others recently, seen some questions online, and I've been thinking - what is your tolerance for someone who is different then you? Comments like: My son is queer, and my other kid is a faggot who dresses up in girls shit You know the chick has a dick? She is a heffer - must be at least 400 lbs She is so skinny, has no tits or ass Wow, she is so kinky, she would fuck a horse Shit she won't even fuck anything - I think she is stuck up on herself Yes I want to fuck a women with another women there, but don't want another guy there cause I don't want no sword fighting. That's sick. So, at what point do you agree with the comments others make? When do you challenge them? Or do you challenge them? I'm always amazed and sometimes have to stop myself before freaking out. No one is going to change or grow if I'm yelling at them. So, I take a breath, and try to have a conversation to find out where its coming from. There are times it works - other times I just walk away and realize that others didn't have the same experience I have had so will not understand. On this site, I would like to see more acceptance to others that have an experience they would like to explore. Just because you are not interested in that experience, please don't make that person feel like they are weird for wanting to explore this. This is a site, that if you have nothing nice to say, JUST don't SAY it. If you don't like it, just stay out of it. It's like someone who once said "I don't like the wham bam thank you mam" - but what if someone wants that? Is it wrong? Not really. As long as both parties understand, then it should be ok. Yes, you might like to take your time and that is really great too. Just don't judge someone else because they want an experience that is different then yours. Or, someone who is asking about a TG gurl in the area and wants to know what she is like. He already understand she is TG, so you don't have to point out that she has a dick. And, FYI, she is referred to as a girl - not a guy with boobs. How about a threeway? This time, not two women and a man, but two men and a women - maybe the two guys get it on with each other? Is that ok with you, or do you go, "fuck that shit, they are faggots". Don't forget Funky Cold Medina: But when she got undressed, it was a big old mess, Sheena was a man So, I threw him out, I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer wiener You must be sure that the girl is pure for the Funky Cold Medina For all those that want to experience something that is different from the vanilla mainstream says is ok - please, let them be who they want to be. Don't judge them and remember, sometimes when we have a strong reaction, it usually means that we are somehow connected and need that, just not ready to explore it yet. I am interested in other peoples opinions and experiences.

Coffee! Started the wood furnace, making my list, checking the news headlines, texting with family, and wishing we were not looking ahead to another 24 hours of freezing rain and then snow.

From the album of BeautifulGia:

first of all I would like to be able to take my shirt off outside without frying . secondly , I have mild ocd . I want to be balanced , ie ; if I scratch my one of my legs I will use the opposite hand to scratch the other leg in the same spot .

Nothing to be ashamed about - our youth is where we learn and grow. It is when we get stuck in our adult life and continue to do/think what we have not learned. It is when you say to yourself, is this what I believe? Or what others tell me? Thank you for your input. xoxo

I am a squirter too and as Geneviève I provide guidance and have a favorite position too to do it and have gentlemen sometimes asking that I squirt on-in their mouth or face well darlings let me tell U he has to quite wipe his face after!!! And I can also can squirt several times in a row in a session and that's fucking hot babes!!!

Mightypen, you brought up something that's definitely important. There has been a slant against "just sex" sessions in favor of a more GFE, intimate sort of session. As you said, both have a place because sex is such a varied, colorful and amazing thing and we are all individuals with changing and varying moods and needs. Just because we might want a slow sensual encounter one day doesn't mean that another we are not ravenous for raw powerful lust. One is not better than the other, they are just different and people should not be disparaged because they want one or the other of something completely different.

This morning while I drink my coffee and read the boards here, I?m struck by how many complaints we have about the guys who take advantage of some aspect of our services and then treat us badly. There are active discussions about men who: Try to negotiate or bargain clearly-stated non-negotiable fees Try to pay less than the agreed fee after they arrive Try to get services that were not agreed on before the date Complain about our screening questions Don?t bother to take a shower, brush their teeth or trim their nails before seeing us Assume that we're likely to rob them Threaten to write bad reviews and/or aren?t believed when they write good ones Insult us, our need for safety and even our looks when we don?t give in to what they demand No one is forced to read our ads and websites, look at our photos, contact us, discuss our services with us, or meet with us. It?s all voluntary and initiated by the client. The client has needs, feelings, preferences and curiosity, but why do so many refuse to take responsibility for themselves? What they express as anger, self-righteous indignation and personal entitlement is really projected self-hatred. I want to sit these men down and say: If you don?t want to see a paid companion, don?t do it. If you decide to seek out a companion, that's your decision. What you want is not what everyone else may want. That?s usually a wonderful thing. Recognize that we?re not like cheap candy that you can buy daily. We?re more like fine dining to be enjoyed occasionally. Plan accordingly. If someone?s prices are too high for you, either wait until you can afford her, or find someone else. Meanwhile, don't blame her for your lack of funds. Recognize that she charges what the market will bear. That means that there are plenty of others who can afford to see her. Always be polite and considerate. No matter what. Even if you feel confused, disappointed or insulted, be polite. Remember that companions are human beings, just like you. We have needs, desires, dreams and things we?re worried about or afraid of, just as you do. We will protect both your health and our own. Fair is fair. If you're worried about your safety, know that she's concerned about her safety, too. No matter who or how important you are or think you are, the one who is taking the most risks is always the companion. Always. Relax.

There is a discussion about Brittany in the discussion forum, being a visitor to Fredericton I had advance researched available escorts and something I saw in the ads and read here drew me towards Brittany. She advertises on BP, not usually the most reliable place to look but her pics are real and so is she. Her ads headlines read: FREDERICTON, Smokin' Hot and Sexy Barbie Doll ! - 26 CALIFORNIA Barbie Doll, Sexy, sultry and .... Amazing ! - 26 Real might be the best way to describe her, her ad is real, pics are real and we had a real great time. She is fun to be with before, during and after sex. She is thin with long blonde hair and beautiful blue eyes. Some may not agree with the spinner label as she is 5'6" but she fits the category IMHO. It was a little tough coordinating as she has a life outside the biz and I was afraid she may be leary of an out of towner. She admitted some of that but I was able to put her at ease thru texting. We hit it off pretty much right away and rather than go into details I will say it has been a while since I had such an enjoyable time with an SP especially on the first visit. She can give a very decent massage and the rapport we built during that time allowed her to feel more comfortable and allowed us to do some things she usually reserves for second or third appointments. Given that I won't list all the things we did as they are certainly YMMV. I would categorize our time as safe GFE. I'd say she very well might have enjoyed the time we spent more than me and I was thrilled! It's always a better time when both enjoy themselves and this was certainly the case. I would not hesitate to recommend Brittany, I certainly plan on seeing her again. As mentioned in the discussion forum she does not always respond when she is not working and she does not work all the time. I feel very strongly that repeat visits will be off the charts awesome. I intend to find out for sure. Treat this local gem right and you will be a happy fella. I know I am.

Probably been stated before but.... Endless emails with questions easily answered by viewing a lady's website. There is nothing that kills the mood more quickly than someone who cannot take the time to take a simple trip to a given website. Sure, I would love to get to know you but really, only after you have taken the time to know wether you really want to know me!

Long hair, beautiful blue eyes, 5'8" with the model looks to match. Now taking an Registered Massage Therapy courser and I wanna practice on you! Cum help me study? I'm located Downtown in the market. Private and Discreet where you can feel right at home. 100% Independent. I offer a full body sensual massage with proper body slides. Or see me for a Nuru. All sessions are done on my big bed; with all the body slides, you wouldn't want me to fall off, now would you? :P 45m, 60m, 90m or longer available Or get the best of the with a Nuru to start with a 30 therapeutic massage. Looking for something especially unique? Allow me to tailor a session especially to you, just let me know how long I get to keep you and let me show you what I can do. Grab me this week Monday, Tuesday, Thursday and Friday 10am to 10pm. Call me at 613-482-1553 or text at 613-909-8336 Use my Online Schedule. Click Here for access. Jessica Massage xoxxox

MY SPECIALTY: PM ME FOR JUICY DETAILS LOOK NO FURTHER ! I HAVE THE WHOLE PACKAGE TO SUIT YOUR EVERY WANT, NEED AND DESIRE ! I strive to tease, please and give you the ultimate satisfaction guaranteed. I love mutual encounters of eroticism and true pleasure as well as enticing conversations & bonding relationships. Hot & Horny Schedule For This Week: (Mon. Mar. 31-Fri. Apr. 4th) is posted below, check it out and lets match our schedules up. Pre-Book your hot session NOW! My Appearance: 23 year old, long haired brunette, dazzling sexy hazel eyes, lightly tanned, silky smooth skin, I stand at 5'3, 125lbs with curves in all of the right places, 36C perfect tittys!, gorgeous face features and i am Italian & French of nationality. My Personality: Very outgoing, playful, sensual, erotic, open minded, seductive, naughty, bubbly, sweet, kinky, classy, talkative, sweet, caring, intelligent, respectful and discreet. WHAT YOU CAN EXPECT IN A NAUGHTY SESSION WITH ME: -erotic sensual & seductive nude massage -great conversation & atmosphere -an ending that is sure to leave you more than happy! -reverse massage -duo massage (2 girls, 4 hands) -soapy showers for 2 -topless massage -bum massage -multiple experiences -pearl necklace release -cob -tantric massage experience -fetish friendly -dirty talk -foot fetish/worship -strip tease/lap dance (if requested) -outfits, heels, stockings, exotic wear/lingerie, or outfits in my pictures & much much more (Please inquire about more of my services) *NEW* ELITE V.I.P. PACKAGE: (Regular Clientele) For the discerning, classy and upscale gentleman at my discretion. My package includes several different services combined into one package for one price! All services are YMMV! (Please inquire-regarding my VIP services & pricing) Fees: (Door Fees Only): 30mins: $50 45mins: $60 60mins: $80 PLUS tipping in the room (please inquire) Location: (Monday-Friday): Merivale & Hunt Club. (Incalls Only). Angels Touch Spa. Clean, discreet, upscale & professional. ATM on-site, Free parking, fresh towels, nice big showers in each room & hygienic products. Schedule: (Mon. Mar. 31st-Fri. Apr. 4th): Mon: 10am-7pm (Today) Tues: 10am-4pm Wed: 10am-7pm Thurs: 10am-7pm Fri: 9am-4pm EMAIL. PM. CALL. TEXT: For more info or to book your naughty session ! 613-600-3943 (no blocked calls pls) (text preferred) Email: [email protected] *NEW* Personal Website: http://taylordevine.massagefiles.com/ Angels Touch: 613-274-7073 (Request Taylor) RECOMMENDATIONS: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthr...ltr=T&t=155684 AD WITH COMMENTS:http://www.cerb.ca/classifieds/ottaw...ue-beauty.html SEXY PICTURES: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.p...ictureid=57872 CRAVE TAYLOR BOYS! XOXO MUAHS!

Availability Monday 10am-9pm Tuesday 1pm-7:30pm Wednesday 10am-9pm Thursday 11am-9pm Friday 10am-6:30pm Hello Gentlemen and thank you for taking the time to check out my ad! My name is Mandy, I am 22 years young, super bubbly, brunette bombshell, with a tight body that will make you say OMG! My curves are in the perfect places and my seductive green/hazel eyes will put you in a erotic trance... My soft hands will paralyze you as I touch you in all of the right spots at the perfect pace, leaving you wanting more, more and more! My bodyslides will keep you moaning while I rub my C cup natural breasts all over you... yummy, wet and slippery :wink: Don't be shy to ask to massage me, I love to be oiled up and my purrrring will keep you going! If your the type who enjoys some sexy company in the shower I am more than willing to get steamy with you. I strive on making my clients feel satisfied! So... why not come over and enjoy yourself I am sure you deserve it! Once your gone you will be left with naughty fantasies and dirty dreams for days. If you are interested in any of the above you will find me at Paradise Spa, located in the west end of Ottawa. It is a place like no other! Very clean, friendly staff, discreet, with an atm on site. The rooms have private showers, fresh linens, soaps, oils/gels, & big mirrors to watch us from every angle possible :wink: To book your sexy session call the spa, 613-820-8887 & request me! Or feel free to PM me for my availability or service inquiries. Yours truly, CandyMandy xox

The Ultimate GFE Exxxperience you will ever encounter..... Hi Gentlemen, My name is Dannika and I'm ready to take you on a wild ride to your innermost fullfilling GFE.. I offer lots of kissing, hugging and intimacy at its finest.... I'm 5'4, 130lbs, great curves and a true genuine intimate woman ready to please and pamper you the way you should be... My availabilities for the rest of the week are Today Until 3 pm!! and For Your Convienience ... Next Weeks Availabilities Monday 31st (will I be a lion or a lamb???) 10 am - 3 pm Tuesday April 1st, 10 am - 4 pm Thursday April 3, 10 am - 4 pm Friday April 4th, 3pm - 10pm If you want it I got it.... So come and find it..... Only at Vibe Urban Spa 613 680 8059 My recommendations!

Thanks to all! I agree most welcoming board I've been On in 4ever!

Good morning Nathalie, I'm sorry i couldn't make it last time and I'm in Montréal for that one too...darn... Hope you have a good one...see you at the next one :)

Any full service providers out here cater to guys like me who love a big pussy rubbed on my face? Love bbws, the bigger the better!!!

You may consider contacting this member. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?tab=visitor_messaging&u=88935&page=2 Cheers D.

Gentlemen... My name is Cherry. I've been in the massage industry for 5 months now, I'm loving what I do. I am 20 years young. My hair is long and Blond and my eyes are Bright Blue. I have a dark tan all over my baby soft skin with no tan lines and no tattoos. I eat right and exercise regularly which keeps me very fit and toned and flexible. My boobs are the perfect handful and you wont be able to wait to suck on my perky nipples. My bum is more than a handful and I lovvee to have it touched, massaged, spanked and crested. My Numbers.. *Height: 5"3 *Weight: 105 - 110Ibs *Feet: Size 5 - 6 *Boobs: 34B *Petite My traits.. Very outgoing, playful, sensual, erotic, naughty, classy, caring, educated, respectful, discreet and open minded. Some of the things my sessions can offer... *Showers for two *Reverse massage *Topless massage *Erotic nude massage *100% Natural Oil *Foot fetish *Outfits, Dress up (if pre-requested) *Some Fetish *Role Play/Age Play *Happy Ending I work Paradise Spa, located in the west end The most clean, classy and discreet Spa in Ottawa This week's Scheduled Monday, March 31 11:00am - 5:00pm Tuesday, April 1st 7:00pm - 11:00pm Wednesday April 2d 11:00am - 4:00pm Thursday April 3d 7:00pm - 11:00pm Friday April 4th 11:00am - 5:00pm To book your time with me 613-820-8887 xoxoxox

That's the only bright spot, I guess. :) I've just "had it" with this particular winter....

I saw Her at the theatre recently and LOVED IT. Highly recommend.

Hi Diver, welcome to CERB. As Meghan said, most of us are open to and good with first timers, it's more dependent on who might turn your crank or connect with you through their posts or website. If you take a look through the Nova Scotia section you'll see many providers, both locally and visiting. Check out their profiles and websites and look at their posts and see if anyone attracts you. Then take a look at their website and see what they expect for contact and what restrictions they have. I mention this as some ladies will only see clients over a certain age. Then contact your chosen lady and ask any questions you have and see if there is a connection. From there, hopefully you'll have an amazing first experience and will be off an running. You can also search on providers in Halifax and if you have any questions, there is a lot of good information in the "new to this" section.

35 Affirmations That Will Change Your Life! (Dr. Carmen Harra) 1.) I am the architect of my life; I build its foundation and choose its contents. 2.) Today, I am brimming with energy and overflowing with joy. 3.) My body is healthy; my mind is brilliant; my soul is tranquil. 4.) I am superior to negative thoughts and low actions. 5.) I have been given endless talents which I begin to utilize today. 6.) I forgive those who have harmed me in my past and peacefully detach from them. 7.) A river of compassion washes away my anger and replaces it with love. 8.) I am guided in my every step by Spirit who leads me towards what I must know and do. 9.) (If you're married) My marriage is becoming stronger, deeper, and more stable each day. 10.) I possess the qualities needed to be extremely successful. 11.) (For business owners) My business is growing, expanding, and thriving. 12.) Creative energy surges through me and leads me to new and brilliant ideas. 13.) Happiness is a choice. I base my happiness on my own accomplishments and the blessings I've been given. 14.) My ability to conquer my challenges is limitless; my potential to succeed is infinite. 15.) (For those who are unemployed) I deserve to be employed and paid well for my time, efforts, and ideas. Each day, I am closer to finding the perfect job for me. 16.) I am courageous and I stand up for myself. 17.) My thoughts are filled with positivity and my life is plentiful with prosperity. 18.) Today, I abandon my old habits and take up new, more positive ones. 19.) Many people look up to me and recognize my worth; I am admired. 20.) I am blessed with an incredible family and wonderful friends. 21.) I acknowledge my own self-worth; my confidence is soaring. 22.) Everything that is happening now is happening for my ultimate good. 23.) I am a powerhouse; I am indestructible. 24.) Though these times are difficult, they are only a short phase of life. 25.) My future is an ideal projection of what I envision now. 26.) My efforts are being supported by the universe; my dreams manifest into reality before my eyes. 27.) (For those who are single) The perfect partner for me is coming into my life sooner than I expect. 28.) I radiate beauty, charm, and grace. 29.) I am conquering my illness; I am defeating it steadily each day. 30.) My obstacles are moving out of my way; my path is carved towards greatness. 31.) I wake up today with strength in my heart and clarity in my mind. 32.) My fears of tomorrow are simply melting away. 33.) I am at peace with all that has happened, is happening, and will happen. 34.) My nature is Divine; I am a spiritual being. 35.) My life is just beginning. You can utilize any of these affirmations alone or create your own unique combination based on your personal wishes and needs. What is most important is to establish a profound communication with the universe -- so say it with conviction, say it in your own unique voice, and make it happen in the real world.

Two Indys that should definitely be added to this recommendation list are Breathtaking Vivian and Madison (of 'Nicole and Madison'). Both are beautiful young petite spinners with beautiful personalities to go along with their incredibly beautiful bodies. And although their techniques differ quite a bit they are both very talented sensualists that will lead you to a place of pleasure and bliss. In my experience they are two independent MPs with whom you cannot go wrong.

congrats sir!

Awesome thanks you guys... like I said i've been a member of Cerb for some time, and i remember a time a couple years ago when i used to just chat with Lexi on the phone, but then crap in life kept keeping me from getting the chance to meet and experience her, but going in to this i've already shown lexi's photos to my fiance and she's basically has the same reaction as me, and i really just wanted to see if there was a selection but I had hoped that everyone was going to reccomend my reccomentation .. lol also i'm soo happy that this thread was well recieved after i posted it i was worried that it was the wrong area or that people were gonna be mad at me for n00bing out on the forums... And Lexi i totally don't expect you to remember our chats late into the night, as i'm sure you've got the attention of so many men and women out there .... but theres a reason for that... and the other girl that was reccomended by cristy curves i appreciate it i checked out her schedule and she's in chicago- touring everywhere but here it seems ... so i'm happy to think that my single fantasy of getting to share an experience with lexi will get to happen with my soul mate involved... just love all around... like i said i love CERB and everyone on here,, you'd expect it to be a pervy creepy atmosphere,, but its not clist or bp where you have no idea whats going on ,, people here care, and are cool as all hell.... ive always been too nervous or working to make it to the meet and greet parties,, but maybe soon me and the (soon to be wife ) will make it out to such gatherings.. Seriously, thank you everyone for your replies and thoughts/suggestions,, as this is a first time for us clearly its a nerve wracking fumbling wth is going on kinda thing... but i'm glad i posted.. ( usually i just lurk and wite the odd review here and there ) but i'm glad i posted this and i really appreciate the replies .. thank you again... I feel the love, and hope i'm sending it back in appropriate quantities ! =)

I had Jassy over to my hotel this past Tuesday March 25th. The pics on her bp profile are completely accurate and she is a very pretty girl. I'll write up a recommendation post with some more details when my account is fully activated, but in the meantime wanted to say she is both legit and a very nice person.

Congratulations, Notch Johnson. Always fun to read you !

Nathalie Lefebvre also offers this :)

http://videos.komando.com/watch/2402/viral-videos-hilarious-video-about-deer-crossing-signs RG :-)

He's a sandwich short of a picnic He's not the crispiest chip in the bag RG

i've seen Emily Rushton, and Meghan Mcleod sign up in their sp names. I don't think it is a problem. The form requires an address and email address, and I don't think it will accept multiple submissions from the same email, address, and/or IPs, but otherwise I don't see any reason you can't just say R. Guy for your first and last names lol

Very proper pin stripe boxers. Light blue with white stripes.

Black Boxers for me.

Me ???? Boxers or Briefs ??? Depends .... ;-)

Me toooooooooo :) Like Kerri I have no panties on ... nope ;) and like Kylie I have None .... So I am most sure the visual of me with no undies on will be equally as enticing and sexy as the Kerri and Kylie dirty minded visuals .... Yes ?

Hmm, so Peachy and PistolPete who in the other thread just said they have some exhibitionist in them are sitting here naked, and me who chose voyeur have already gotten dressed. Correlation? ;) Anyway, blue boxer-briefs for me.

This is a really good thread Samantha. I do not see what the hassel is for some guys. The lady is only looking out for her safety. The guys just don't take into concideration the lady has overhead expenses. (i.e. rent, groceries, bills, supplies, transportation, etc.. etc..) When ever I book an appointment with a SP or MP, I always allow two hours to make myself presentable. The same as I would with any other lady (date). Let's not forget that SP's, MP's and MA's are ladies too. Near the end of the appointment I always ask for a "shower for two". This gives both of us a chance to quickly freshenup. Not to mention it's fun! It all comes back to respect for self and respect for others.