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http://www.cupidsescorts.ca/toronto/escort-Rob%20Ford%20Escort.php I know we don't write negative reviews, but I'm going to risk it. 1) Ignores everything. Was promised a lot, got nothing except how I 'saved' a lot of money. 2) Came in high 3) Also came in drunk, became weird, started speaking in a different accent 4) For some reason, brother came along too. Wasn't able to get rid of him. Stay away from this one folks. You're just asking for trouble. Repeat - HELL NO.

If the provider in question was using a one word name such as Amber or Lydia (no offense meant to any authentic Ambers or Lydias intended) I'd lean towards giving her a pass. I've seen ads for many different providers using the same single name. But in this instance, if I read the original OP correctly, the provider has taken on both names. In that case, plagiarism is not really the right term. Identity Theft seems more appropriate. And just like ID Theft will cause a world of trouble in mainstream society, I would think it would do the same here. Exactly how well would a new provider fare if she chose the name SaraMQ? Not good...

I have been in this business a very long time, and I am sure that the overwhelming majority of my customers are married. Some perhaps not happily, and some divorced during the time that I knew them. And some perhaps had problems at home, beyond a disparity in interest in sex. But I think most love their wives, and even more, respect and admire them. I believe that many would be just as happy to be home having sex with their wives, if it were possible. I'm also married myself, for a long time, and I know how hard it is to keep sexual passion alive in a relationship. I guess some think either it happens or it doesn't, but I'm not so sure. To me, it seems like something you always have to have on the to-do list. Especially once you pass certain benchmarks: like when your biological clock is no longer ticking, and once you're sure that the marriage will survive, no matter what. I think the men who come to us are those who found that the door to sex slammed shut (or maybe slowly creaked shut) in their marriages, before they were ready to stop having a personal sex life. This leads me to wonder: in some marriages, do both partners simply watch passively as their sex life rides off into the sunset, with neither being too upset to see it go? It's hard to imagine, but that must be the case. And what happens if, in a marriage, the female partner is the one who still values her marriage, but no longer finds it to be a source for her sexual satisfaction? I guess I sort of know. I've seen enough of that with my husband's job, and it seems to me far more toxic than using professional services. It would be a very good thing for us as a society if women had the same access to professional services as men do.

BY CELINE BISETTE | MARCH 28, 2014 http://rabble.ca/blogs/bloggers/views-expressed/2014/03/ah-shouldnt-canadas-new-sex-work-legislation-include-workers- The issue of sex work has been under the spotlight ever since the Supreme Court released it's decision on the Bedford case last December. In that landmark ruling, the judges struck down three of Canada's sex work laws. Major media outlets have been running news stories and editorials on sex work, activists and academics have been debating the issues and politicians have been hurriedly trying to sway public opinion. The flurry of attention and the rush to establish a nation-wide agreement is heavily motivated by one looming deadline: the expiration of Canada's current sex work laws. When the Supreme Court struck down the laws as unconstitutional, they ruled that the laws will remain in place for one more year in order to give the government time to develop and bring forward new legislation. The government could, in theory, allow the current laws expire, in which case sex work could be treated like all other types of work. Alternatively, they can introduce new legislation. Justice Minister Peter MacKay has already stated has already stated stated that the government will introduce new legislation, and that it will do so "well before" the December deadline. The government is keen on instituting the Nordic model of dealing with sex work -- in which the purchase of sex would be criminalized -- but it is not yet known what specific laws they plan to introduce. According to the Department of Justice website, an in-person consultation with "a number of stakeholder representatives" was held on March 3 "to seek their views and input" on the future of sex work legislation in Canada. There is no mention of who these individuals or groups were. What is apparent is that the perspectives of several major stakeholders were completely overlooked. Maggie's, WISH and PEERS are three of the largest sex worker support organizations in Canada, and none of them have been contacted by the government for their input. The people who staff these organizations have many years of experience providing support to those who work in the sex trade, and no doubt have a great deal of insight to offer on the problems that exist in the industry. Kate Gibson, the Executive Director of WISH, reports that "No one from the government has contacted WISH to receive feedback directly from sex workers. One might hope that this would happen given that they are the ones who are the authorities in their lives and who are the most qualified to respond." Madame Sage, a representative from Maggie's in Toronto, shared a similar revelation, lamenting that "As far as I know the government has not attempted to consult with any sex workers or sex worker organizations regarding the laws." The government hasn't reached out to PEERS in Victoria either. It is unclear who they are consulting with, and why they are not reaching out to people who have some of the most relevant experience of anyone in the country. University of Victoria sociologist Rachel Phillips explains that when New Zealand was developing its sex work laws, "the New Zealand Prostitutes Collective was instrumental to shaping the legislation." While not all of their requests were included in the policies that were created, Dr. Phillips notes that "at least they were part of the conversation." In a press release from earlier this year, Justice Minister Peter MacKay argues that "Our government is concerned about the significant harms that flow from prostitution to communities, those engaged in prostitution and other vulnerable persons." Without collaborating with the country's largest sex worker support organizations, it is unclear how the government could possibly appreciate the range of issues that are present in the sex trade. To add insult to injury, some politicians insist that they are, in fact, conducting a fair examination of the sex industry. In a National Post editorial from March 25, Conservative Member of Parliament Joy Smith admonishes National Post columnist John Ivison for not listening to the perspectives of sex workers. She instructs Ivison to seek evidence "from the voices of those most directly affected" even though her own party continues to ignore the input of major sex worker organizations and prominent sex worker activists. Many sex workers' rights advocates are frustrated -- and baffled -- by the government's flawed policy development strategy, but they are not giving up on trying to get their perspectives heard. Even as the government ignores them, several highly motivated individuals are attempting to disseminate their views to the general public. Sex positive activist and Slut Walk co-founder Sonya Barnett recently launched a website called "After Bedford" in the hopes of bringing awareness to the concerns facing sex workers today. As well, a number of panel discussions have been held at universities across the country, giving highly qualified academics and researchers an opportunity to share their opinions on the best way for the country to tackle the issues that are present in the sex industry. The government should be seeking the input of all major stakeholder groups, including sex workers, sex worker outreach organizations and expert researchers. By not doing so, they are wasting their time and the tax payers' money because the findings that come out of their poorly executed consultation process will be of little use in creating an effective strategy for dealing with the problematic situations that can arise in the sex trade. The development of new sex work laws is a very important matter, as legislation has the potential to deeply affect the lives of some of our society's most vulnerable people. The government ought to be taking their approach to policy development more seriously. Celine Bisette has been a sex worker in Canada for nine years. She blog about her experiences in the sex industry on her personal website and has published editorials on sex work in the National Post and the Ottawa Citizen.

I read Meghanmcloud's post with a great deal of interest. Meghan, I'd love to come visit you some time. I could tell you all about my favorite city.. the most fucked up city around.. Winnipeg!! Then... "The Chicago of the North" Now.... "The Detroit of the North" Meghan said "I still don't really understand what is so different from Winnipeg vs. any other area of small town Canada".. Aye my dear, therein lies the rub... Winnipeg, at the turn of the twentieth century, was one of the major metropolitan centers in North America. Gateway to the West. Home of the grain trade. Railway capital of Canada.. Winnipeg peaked in 1920, and then entered a long and painful decline.. Major head offices moved east and west to other cities.. We.. Lost the Air Canada overhaul center to Montreal.. Lost the meat packing industry to Alberta and the US.. Lost the CP Rail operating center to Calgary.. Lost the grain trade to Minneapolis and Calgary.. Lost the Canadian Wheat Board.. and, Lost the Original Winnipeg Jets to Phoenix, Arizona.. Winnipeg.. Once an important major urban center in North America.. Now a decaying third tier city, with urban problems, high crime rates, significant street drug problems, serious street gang problems, an eroded tax base, a terribly difficult business environment, high poverty rates, significant child health and nutrition problems, amongst the highest levels of sti infections in Canada, decaying streets, frozen water lines... Our license plates once wore the caption "Friendly Manitoba".. We are friendly.. to an extent.. But we all have a chip on our collective shoulders.. our insecurity complex is exposed for all to see.. the "Detroit of the North" But goddamnit, I love this city; Selkirk Avenue.. the New Winnipeg Jets at the MTS Centre.. Eddie's Diner at lunchtime.. Rae and Jerry's on Portage on a Friday night.. Assiniboina Downs on a summer evening.. Cheap seats at a Goldeye's ball game.. Shine n' show at Pony Corral and then.. Cruising Portage Avenue on a hot Sunday night.. the Thunderbird on McPhillips.. the Bombers.. how we agonize with every loss.. Salisbury House (a Daybreaker on a Saturday morning).. The Red Top on St. Mary's (burger, fries and chili at lunch).. A paradox.. A dichotomy.. Yes, it's a blue collar town.. Yet, it's a renowned artistic community.. The Royal Winnipeg Ballet, the Winnipeg Symphony Orchestra, the Manitoba Theatre Centre, the Winnipeg Art Gallery.. Winnipegers are.. Fiercely insecure.. Fiercely protective.. Fiercely cheap.. Welcome to the Friendly Manitoba thread on CERB.. We don't get a lot of tourists to Winnipeg these days, but respect our heritage when we post here.. If we seem hostile, its because we're "homies first".. Happy Pooning!

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Actually the highlight of yesterday . I am storm stayed in a hotel in Sydney, power outages since Monday . Yesterday kind people brought me water , wine , juice and sandwiches . I also received a light that kept my very dark room lit until power was restored . Sydney rocks, thanks guys . :icon_smile:

I find that there is such hostility to anyone who does not reside in Winnipeg. I still don't really understand what is so different from Winnipeg vs. any other area of small town Canada. Are the issues really that different? I reside in a small city in NB, I've worked in all areas of Canada - both large cities and small towns. They each have their own issues that make them unique, but not a huge difference. I do travel - however, Winnipeg is the last city I would visit, due to the hostility I've seen to others that choose to share their comments or ideas. I get many requests from senior cerb members from Winnipeg to come see them, however, I am not willing to take a chance and have a non-productive visit. I've seen too many comments that travelling sp's charge too much and that they want to keep their dollars local. However, in the same breath, there seems to be the concensus that there are not enough quality local ladies to support the demand. In my opinion, if Winnipeg was more welcoming of others, then more ladies would be willing to travel there, or better yet, make Winnipeg their home base. I really wish that those that don't like outside comments, would create their own closed social group for Winnipeg residents. That way, they can say what they want, and the rest of us wouldn't have to hear it. I read the threads in Winnipeg, because I've seen some really crazy statements that I have had to challenge. That is why I continue to read the threads in this area. In fact, I read discussions in all areas of Canada. Sometimes an outsider can give a different perspective that locals hadn't thought about. Or, the locals are too afraid to say what they want due to those that are vocal about their own opinions. How many local sp's have replied on this thread?

Via: http://rabble.ca/blogs/bloggers/views-expressed/2014/03/ah-shouldnt-canadas-new-sex-work-legislation-include-workers-#.UzsmQuXJTdk.twitter Re: The in-person govtconsultation with stakeholder representatives

It is really nice to see threads like this. You girls have your own little click. It appears that you have a regular girls night every so often. And supporting each other in this industry. Keep up the good work that you all do for each other.

Allotta talk about this "John " fella as of late......must be this guy ?

I have read the entire thread. I actually re-read the thread before posting. BTW - I have been to Winnipeg, 3 times. Just long before I joined CERB. What I am saying, is Winnipeg is not a lot different then other areas of Canada. Here in Saint John, NB, we have a very high poverty rate, generational welfare, horrible pollution, crime, addiction and other not so nice things happening. Employment is peak and valley with most work going to transient workers. I've worked in BC where there was a high profile gang presence and substance abuse problems. I see that the NWT have the highest crime rates in the country (higher then Manitoba), but that doesn't mean that unless you live there you don't understand it. I'm sorry that Winnipeg has so many problems. Yes, I know many providers who have descended into drug addiction and it is really sad to see. I have friends that are dead because of their addictions. They don't just exist in Winnipeg. They exist everywhere. Winnipeg - open up your heart to let others in. We want to help, we are here to listen, make suggestions, give you ideas. xoxo

I think i am going to vote for Emily J in the next election! :)

Ladies, well the professional ladies, put forth an effort to present themselves as someone unique and special. This lifestyle isn't just about finding anyone for an encounter. It is about finding someone you believe you will click with. For gentlemen, well at least me, I make that decision based on how the lady presents herself. Her posts, profile, ads and ad titles, her photographs all give potential clients an idea on who this lady is. The name she uses becomes synonymous with the person who creates the posts and ads and ad titles. (it's early in the morning, hope that makes sense LOL) So when a lady uses another lady's name, especially a very well known lady, that new lady appears to be trying to benefit through plagiarism, that she is some other lady, usually a well known and well respected lady and companion IMHO. That lady is well known and respected due to her hard work, investing in herself and her reputation. It must be difficult but ladies starting out should present themselves as themselves, not pass themselves off as someone else. It is nothing short of stealing. When a client comes and the door is open he is going to be to say the least disappointed, and view the lady as offering bait and switch Ladies, especially new ladies need to remember, there is someone for everyone so they need to present themselves as themselves. They do not need to pass themselves off as someone else. Bait and switch, be it in the form of name stealing, plagiarism of ad titles/posts, fake photos are capital offences in this lifestyle and completely unacceptable. A lady created her reputation with her name, another lady stealing that name not at all acceptable. Normally any evidence of such plagiarism/stealing should be reported. If this lady is brand new to the lifestyle and immediately corrected her error after being messaged, then she learned. But those experienced in this lifestyle know better. Anyhow, a morning rambling over my first cup of coffee RG

I am a happily married hobbiest ... i love my wife and would do anything for her. We have so very many things that bring us together and make us both happy but you know I a Not sure I still believe like I use to that one person can meet all of our needs....perhaps seeing others provide a venue for me to meet needs for intimacy or connection in a way that is not possible with my wife. All that said if I was forced to choose....my hobbiest lifestyle or my wife the choice would be easy...i would choose her in a heartbeat.... i chose her 30 plus years ago and have not regretted that decision for even one second. I am not sure I deserve her but I do Love her. Just my opinion

I think everyone here knows that you're a cornerstone of the community, a positive and enthusiastic voice and supporter of the ladies and someone to share his knowledge and experience. Thank you for all you do. PS. You still have a ways to go to catch the MOD though!

My oh my the things the police have to deal with and the things they must see, makes you wonder why some would want to be one. I feel bad for the girl-to be that desperate is sad I feel bad for the guy, he just wanted to have some fun and it turned into a shit storm and then the medical staff, the courts and the police. When we do stupid things for what ever reasons seldom do we stop and think how many and who that act will affect.

I previously posted to this thread indicating that I was happily married and loved my wife but am active in the hobby. In my opinion there are probably as many reasons why happily married men see SP'S as there are men who do it. I'm sure there is the getting something sexually that you can't get at home and the marriage going through a rough spot but there is also medical reasons, and people looking for companionship that is not complicated by all the things that come with long term relationships. I think we love the idea that the person we love and choose to be with should fulfill all our needs when I gave come to learn that is a pretty foolish and simplistic way to think. There are and always be gaps in what we want and need from each other... these gaps shrink and expand as we go through our life based on what us happening. I know from personal experience that grief can have a huge impact.... but the gaps do not define the relationship the and caring for the other person do. Just my opinion.

If you read through the entire thread/posts it's understandable why the Winnipeg gents are commenting as they are. Yes all cities have their issues when it comes to this hobby but there are some cities that have issues that are unique to them and to understand them you have to live there and experience them. But for most of us it's easier to criticize than to be understanding, that's human nature. If you don't live it, taste it, walk it, wear it, see it, feel it, how can you understand it? Yet some are good and want to try help, so we comment, we want to help but without the experience our comments are just that and not solutions so they frustrate some:( They should still be appreciated however. Kindness, a willingness to want to help is always a good thing, even though it maybe not helpful:)

Jafo, there are all types of people in this world, the rude, those who lack respect, the preachers, those that say you should be this way or do it this way, then they don't practice what they preach, the ignorant, those who don't have manners, the foul mouthed, the spiteful, the cranky and on and on. But there are also the thoughtful, the kind, those who have manners and respect and on and on:) When you meet and deal with the type you dealt with, laugh, smile and think about someone nice, as trying to teach or change someone like that is usually a fruitless effort and not worth the frustration. When I encounter someone who is nice, kind, respectful, thoughtful or just polite, I always thank them and have no issue telling them why I'm thanking them-so- Thank you for being one of the goods ones, it's good to know there is a few;)

You are not reading the posts. There is hostility to being scammed, to being misled, to poor service and to being robbed. There have been several posts by members proclaiming their loyalty and affection towards women of Winnipeg who provide good service and are wonderful ladies. Yes. But this is not the place for a discussion that will go into politically incorrect areas. Suffice to say there is a very strong street gang presence here. And meth or oxy addiction is rampant, often linked to gang/pimp suppliers. Many many ads online are for substance abusers. I've seen them firsthand. Pictures of someone from years ago, but then you see them in person and they are emaciated and scarred. Does that happen where you live? Do the guys accept it without complaint? Why should I put up with it? What I do not understand is why people keep saying "Is it different?". So someone from here explains why it is. Then someone else asks the same question again. It is frustrating when people who refuse to listen. If someone has something WORTHWHILE to contribute to the debate that is great. If you want to come you should talk to someone who travels here regularly. This is a goldmine for several ladies. You're kidding? Look at other boards...One lady just left after her week long stay turned into a month. Right away guys were asking her to come back. Not because she was from out of town but because she was so good. Guys rave about viptog, BLE, Victoria Jolie, and others. I've spent a lot on touring ladies myself. Saying it is not welcoming is crazy. How do you consider yourself qualified to challenge those statements when you have never been here, have no knowledge of the market or the demographic?

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Decrim always wins these media polls. It will be hard to convince me if the feds poll/questionnaire doesn't indicate the same kind of results unless they fudge the data lol

Not only should we be thankful for the Beauty of these ladies , but even more thankful for the class and thoughts behind all that beauty . Life is good in Nova Scotia........

For a very long time our culture insisted that one relationship could and would be the sole source of all our relationship and human-to-human needs: passionate love wild eroticism responsible love dutiful pair-bonding partners in big projects (kids/careers/whatever) mutual support in crises of whatever kind ... but it turns out that in fact, one person is seldom all of those things, or at least not all of those things at the same time. And that's true for both men and women, even though our society has been deeply reluctant to acknowledge that wives and mothers crave sex and excitement too. People find different ways to deal with this: the martyrdom of dutiful resignation, enormously risky secret affairs, whatever. But it's no surprise that even in happy marriages, people crave things on the outside, and inevitably lots of people take steps to acquire it. What's surprising is that we've been so narrow-mindedly terrified to admit it and change our views on relationships, human needs, and how to satisfy the latter honestly and responsibly.

So I'm in a very loving relationship but there is no sex. We've tried to work on this over the years but have come to the conclusion that it is what it is. The only issue is that I still need to have sex and she doesn't. The SPs provide me with the sex that I need and there are no strings attached. My heart still belongs to her. I'm not sure if she knows about my hobby or not but she goes out of her way to not find out (never ask questions and stays away from these issues) I have to live with the guilt but otherwise happy. I know it sound like I'm justifying but I'm fine with it.

True. However, even a board like Cerb, in a more active section like "Winnipeg", is plagued by the common malaise of "the lurker".. Such a tendency for 100 members to lurk, while only a dozen or so "full patch" members post any information of value or merit. I scroll down a thread, and dismiss the 'low count' posters. Why? Because many of them are shill accounts that are hyping a given provider, or are simply unreliable in their assessment of a provider in question. Harsh comment? Sure. But prove me otherwise.. When I started out on the boards a few years ago, I got shot down from time to time for my taste or opinion about a given provider. That did not deter me from sharing my experience, however. I kept posting my opinions, as I saw them and called them.. And after a while, people will recognize what a given poster says, and can base their judgement on their knowledge of that posters' established track record. Which means that lurkers need to leave the shadows and start to post their opinions and thoughts about the providers they have seen. Eventually, each one that does so will establish their own "street cred" here and will actually make a contribution to the information pool. Now that I've groused that out of my system, time to shuffle off to bed.. good night CERB.

This is the first I've heard of this. There was nothing about it posted on the Justice Dept website until today. I just did a little digging, looking for more info. I've heard that it was a closed door meeting, no Hansard, no minutes taken, no notes allowed. Some sex work activist/journalist/org Twitter accounts I follow said they've scoured their sex work contacts to find anyone who attended, or anyone who knows someone who attended, and have come up dry. Nikki Thomas tweeted that knows someone who attended, but is "not sure if they can speak about it". Seems there is a lot of mystery shrouding this "consultation". The folks at http://www.afterbedford.com are seeking info about the meeting under the Access to Information Act Canada. A few good sources of up to date info on Canadian sex work stuff are these Twitter accounts: https://twitter.com/AfterBedford https://twitter.com/SexSafetySecure https://twitter.com/CanadianSexPro

RG, Sir.... You're just a gentleman!! Thank you for making many people smile.... Allman Brothers Band - Ramblin' Man

Holy crap RG!!! WOW!! I remember not too long ago you reached 10k...that is a lot of writting but always very interesting to read :) Thank you...and keep rambling ;) :bigclap:

There will be a current and former sex-worker only social from 7:30 p.m. - 9:30 p.m. on Wednesday April 2nd. It is open to sex-workers from any sector of the industry including erotic massage, escorts, cam workers, erotic dancers, people who offer BDSM services, phone workers, agency workers, and independents, etc. It is also open to any person of any gender and sexual orientation. There will be vegan, vegetarian, and gluten-free snacks available. Please feel free to drop by for 15 minutes and then leave, or stay for the entirety of the two hours. Please PM me for the location (same location as usual). Again, this is for workers only (current and former). Thanks, Nat xox

Pffffffft... I never liked that guy. :nospam: :p Thanks for all your contributions, RG!!!

Well done RG! That is a heck of a lot of typing. Looking forward to the next 11,000 posts.

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No sign of Spring here in NL.... Snow day yesterday so spent best part of the day working a snowblower. my highlight.... it's not snowing right now.

Yep that the one.

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This is just generally bad all round. If it's a genuine mistake/coincidence, any provider who was remotely serious about carving out her own identity would change things pretty quickly. One might also expect someone like that to have previously googled the name she was thinking of adopting for professional purposes, but that's another story. However, the longer she leaves it in place now she's been made aware of the clash, the more nefarious she starts to look...

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I am visiting Wpg at the end of the month, and I am gathering this a place to forget about?

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When posts are made on the public forum that ALL CERBite's can read and reply to, you are bound to get input from across Canada, not just from Winnipeg SP/Clients Might I suggest if you want to keep Winnipeg issues exclusive to only Winnipeg SP/Clients, start a Social Group on CERB and restrict it's membership to only Winnipeg CERBite's, and you all can discuss to your hearts content in private without reading anything from the rest of us and we in turn won't comment because we won't be reading posts about Winnipeg RG

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Ohhhh wait... there are more rules. 16. At no point should you say this: "Hey, I have a Great Dane and a fresh jar of peanut butter." 17. Rule # 16 still applies even though your fantasy involves cosplay as Shaggy, Daphne and Velma. 18. Safe words should always be in a language that is understood and pronounceable by all parties. Klingon and Romulan safe words are not to be used. 19. Screaming "BOOOOOOBIES" and running around giggling after you see boobies is not cool. So I have been told. A lot. Okay... I like boobies. A lot. With 4 naked boobies in the room, even though you are in heaven you must remain composed, cool and debonair. Even though you really really want to yell "BOOOOOOBIES" and run around and giggle. Stay cool. Remember there will be the same reaction when you see a double set bums and vajajays. 20. You can only utter, "RELEASE the KRAKEN!!!!" once during an encounter. Plan the use of the phrase wisely. 21. If hosting, please be mindful of the fact that duo play causes more physical exertion than single play. With that in mind, extra drinks and perhaps a second bacon dish should be available for mid-session refreshments. 22. Everyone should have the opportunity to wear the unicorn mask. 23. No, you should never wear the leopard print spandex pants. They're just not... um.... you. 24. You may be a talented ventriloquist, but nobody wants to hear your penis talk. 25. When engaging in small talk, avoid all controversial subjects at all costs. Remember, you are in the room with two women. If they disagree with you, you would be twice as wrong as before.If you're twice as wrong, you get twice less sex. If you get twice less sex, you have to masturbate twice and cry twice as loudly when you do. 26. Remember that you are an adult. Never, ever say, "Neener neener neener, I'm just giving HER my wiener." The non-wiener recipient may stab you. Not saying that it would happen, just saying that it COULD. 27. Ben Affleck has seen every single possible duo combination. Some rate him highly, some rate him poorly. Don't talk about Ben Affleck. It's safer that way. 28. Make sure that you go to the bathroom several times before your duo arrives. Girls spend a lot of time in the bathroom doing mysterious and magical things, as well as peeing. You are dealing with not just one mysterious, magical peeing woman but two. You may not be able to get back into the bathroom for several hours or days. Keep that in mind. 29. All persons involved, not just the service providers, including the client must be able to sing along with Bohemian Rhapsody. The test of a successful encounter is the ability to harmonize at all points with the late Freddy Mercury. I shouldn't have to do this, but to help in your encounter, here are the lyrics: "Bohemian Rhapsody" Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, No escape from reality. Open your eyes, Look up to the skies and see, I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy, Because I'm easy come, easy go, Little high, little low, Anyway the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to me. Mama, just killed a man, Put a gun against his head, Pulled my trigger, now he's dead. Mama, life had just begun, But now I've gone and thrown it all away. Mama, ooh, Didn't mean to make you cry, If I'm not back again this time tomorrow, Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters. Too late, my time has come, Sends shivers down my spine, Body's aching all the time. Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go, Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth. Mama, ooh (anyway the wind blows), I don't wanna die, I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all. I see a little silhouetto of a man, Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango? Thunderbolt and lightning, Very, very frightening me. (Galileo) Galileo. (Galileo) Galileo, Galileo Figaro Magnifico. I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me. He's just a poor boy from a poor family, Spare him his life from this monstrosity. Easy come, easy go, will you let me go? Bismillah! No, we will not let you go. (Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go. (Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go. (Let me go!) Will not let you go. (Let me go!) Never, never let you go Never let me go, oh. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, mama mia, mama mia (Mama mia, let me go.) Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me. So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye? So you think you can love me and leave me to die? Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby, Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here. (Oh, yeah, oh yeah) Nothing really matters, Anyone can see, Nothing really matters, Nothing really matters to me. Anyway the wind blows. 30. Practice makes perfect. No the duo part, but the Queen part. Remember the appropriate amount of head banging at the guitar solo enhances everything. I'm sure there's more....

Just my advice dont get too comfortable!!!! I was working very very rarely 1 ad on backpage rarely more than once a month and I was not offering fullservice. I was napping at home in sept. I had not posted an ad in several months. When 3 officers knocked on my door and told me I was under arrest. I have no record and no criminal past. I was taken to the station and held from 9pm until almost 3 am. The investigating officer presented pictures from an old ad. The officers yelled at me. Snickered at me. Were not very nice (one was very nice).I immediately called a lawyer and didnt speak to the police. But they released me with insane conditions including I was not allowed to drink ( I was sober when arrested , my only incounter with the police. I was not allowed to own operate use or carry a cellphone (they confiscated my cellphone which has not yet been returned). With about 4 other conditions that seriously disrupted my life. It is now january and I just found out the crown did not authorize the charges againest me and the case was thrown out. But the last 4 months has been hell. I want to share my experience because i was under the impression that theycouldnt do that. I am of legal age and I wasnt even working. In the en