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Not to take the thread in a different direction but GREAT story ICE4FUN. So many great ladies in this community but is extra special when something like that happens.

Was scrolling through posts and saw the thread on "playmate " and it brought back some great memories. A number of years ago I met a dancer at a strip club here in St John's we had a great night in and out of the champagne room and when the bar closed we went out to eat and played a little. She was from Ottawa and at that time I was traveling to Ottawa fairly often and she suggested that I come see her at Playmates the next time I was in Ottawa. A few weeks later I was in Ottawa so I dropped by playmates... we had another great night in the club and she came back to my hotel with me... in fact I was in town the whole week so for the next 3 evening we got together ... one night we went to a movie the rest just to some nice restaurants and back to the hotel... it really was a great week. I don't remember the name she danced under. Yea... real nice memories

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I am a happily married hobbiest ... i love my wife and would do anything for her. We have so very many things that bring us together and make us both happy but you know I a Not sure I still believe like I use to that one person can meet all of our needs....perhaps seeing others provide a venue for me to meet needs for intimacy or connection in a way that is not possible with my wife. All that said if I was forced to choose....my hobbiest lifestyle or my wife the choice would be easy...i would choose her in a heartbeat.... i chose her 30 plus years ago and have not regretted that decision for even one second. I am not sure I deserve her but I do Love her. Just my opinion

A particularly good ad... for a laxative.

How To Read Dirty Books For Money I'm an audiobook narrator. I'm the voice pouring through your earbuds as you commute to work, sweat it out at the gym, or finish folding laundry. I'm reading you your YA, Fantasy, Inspirational Self Help, whatever you choose to listen to. More often than not though, I'm reading dirty books to you. I've been doing this for about a year - I've recorded just over 25 titles and it's the best job I've ever had: fun, relatively easy, and just weird enough. I mean who wouldn't want a job that sparks conversations where you say things like: "And THEN I had to read this thing about a serial killer-hairdresser-nun who falls in love with a literal purple monster that lives under the stairs in the basement of her dormitory (because I guess she's still in beauty-nun-college?). She goes down to do the laundry and they get it on and there was literally 3 paragraphs devoted to his monster-goo. I was so pissed off, I gave her an 80 year-old-lady voice." And everyone laughs, but then you take it too far and start moaning in your grandma-voice, and the room gets uncomfortably quiet again. Just me? Hm. Anyway. I was a little surprised to find a niche for myself reading Romance and Erotica. I don't know if there's something about my voice that lends itself to dirty book narration, or if it's just because I'm not afraid to say filthy things with conviction, but I audition for books in other genres, and 4 times out of 5, if I'm awarded a contract, it's for a dirty book. And hell, that is fine by me. That's what pseudonyms are for! People are always asking me how I got started doing this and you'd be surprised how many people want to try their hand at it. In case you're one of those people, here are 10 Easy Steps to Getting Paid to Read Smut. 1. Pick a pseudonym. I went with the old Middlename Streetyougrewupon. 2. Make a profile on a site like ACX.com. 3. Get a microphone. My Blue Yeti cost $150 at Guitar Center. 4. Find a place to record. My first studio was under a comforter on the floor of my apartment. 5. Pick some dirty books to audition for. These are located on ACX under Romance or Erotica. 6. Suspend your disbelief. Some of these books are not good. Some of them are cliche or poorly written. This is not your concern. You are here to make money reading dirty books. On the other hand, a lot of them ARE good. One of my favorites for example (Wanna hear what I sound like? Click there!) 7. Audition for some books, and when you get a contract... 8. Record the books. 9. Edit the books. (This will take twice as long as reading the books did. It is tedious and boring. I wish I could hire someone to edit the books for me. Seriously. Email me if you know anyone who is interested.) 10. Upload your audio files to the internet and click "I'm Done." Now your dirty books are on the internet and you will receive a royalty check as soon someone buys them on Audible, Amazon, or iTunes. And for real, people buy them. One of my best selling audiobooks is a book that is so bad I created a SECOND pseudonym to record under because I didn't even want my first fake name associated with it. It was a collection of short erotic stories that were so terrible the author included a recipe for meatballs when he ran out of ideas. But I sexy-read the shit out of it, and last month I received a royalty check for $623.30. Now I don't mean to give the impression that Audible is just giving money away. There are various skill-levels when it comes to dirty-book reading. I humblebrag and mambleyag that I am remarkably good at it. I've got a nice, low voice that easily sounds like a man's or a woman's (important for sexy-reading scenes between male and female characters); I've got suitcases of character voices, an ear for accents and years of experience storytelling and doing solo performance. I've got no problem locking myself in a closet for 2 days in order to finish a 9 hour book. (I'm proud to say that my studio has graduated to a walk-in closet from underneath the comforter in the middle of the floor). I love learning new words and proper pronunciations and playing all the parts, no matter how cheesy or racy or weird the script may be. I won't lie though: it's kind of hard being so happy with my job, but not really being able to share my work with most of my friends and family. I've played clips for my boyfriend and a few close friends, but aside from that, most people get a weird look on their face when I hint at the bisexual paranormal three-way I narrated today. And I can respect that. It's kind of like asking your friends to watch the porno you shot. At the end of the day, I'm having a blast, flexing my favorite muscles, learning new things every day, bringing an author's vision to life and getting paid! And I don't even have to get out of my pajamas or worry that my neighbors will recognize me. So. Have you ever done anything like this before? Are you going to take a shot at sexy-reading too? (Or do you have a secret identity already? And what have you been using it for?)

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Happy Birthday!

SEXY SPINNER KSENIA Location Today: Acqua Spa (170 Booth) Hours Today: 12pm-late BIO: Hi, my name is Ksenia I am a 21 year old massage provider working at the ALO spa chain in Ottawa, Ontario. I am 5'7 with long, brown hair and brown eyes. I weigh about 105lbs, and have a slim 22" waist. My breasts are a size 32B and natural. My hips are 32" as well and I've been told I have a great ass. I was born in Russia and can speak the language fluently. While I do not naturally have an accent, I can certainly pretend just for you! I have no tattoos or piercings and keep my private area trimmed, but not shaved. I can be found at 5 spas around the city in the ALO chain, and can be contacted even if I am not on schedule. It is best to book me by phone or PM. While I am usually on schedule downtown or in the South end, I would be happy to meet you in the East or West end as well. You can also contact me for for other arrangements. I OFFER: Sensual massage Body Slides Reverse Massage Accompanied Showers 613-700-3831

happy b-lated bday! hope you had a great day :)

Best belated wishes, RG!

Happy Birthday RG!! I hope you had a great day and wishing you an even better year ahead. Cheers Bud!!!! MB

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There are a couple of real jerks causing big trouble. Scheduling dates they don't intend to show up for to waste SP's time. Post bogus bad reviews of rivals. A few consider this a cut-throat business and will do anything to eliminate competitors. I put up a bad review and get told someone is going to burn my house down. NEVER have anyone you do not know come to your house!

I had met Autumn a little while ago and consider her a hidden gem in this city. She generally advertises over on BP a couple of times a week, so after texting back and forth with a few times I decided to meet up with her and glad I did. She's a very attractive young woman with a great attitude, warm smile and one outstandingly sexy body! We start off with some dfk and then the clothes fly off! Autumn has beautiful boobs. They're not huge, but the perfect size for her 5'5 frame and very responsive little nipples...great to suck on! She's not a spinner, but has a great body and was loads of fun exploring every inch of her. I had a great time playing with her, she was easy to talk to and very open minded.

Happy Birthday RG, hope you enjoyed your day!

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Congrats, bud! Nothing counts until 20,000 now! LOL

Happy Birthday hope you had a wonderful day

I collect memories of the times that I have spent with the lovely ladies on Cerb! They are priceless!

It sucks that Old Man Winter gets the final say in when I can get my Honda Shadow on the road for the season...grrrr.

I collect fascinating men... ;) cat

Piatto actually imports their flour from Italy and is one of the few authentic Neapolitan Pizzas I've had on this side of the atlantic.

Asking about rates is perfectly appropriate if they are not posted already. However, keep the following in mind: - Look at the SP's profile or advertisement to find directions on how to discover more. Rates may not be posted everywhere, but there may be instructions on how to contact her, or which website to visit in order to see her price list. Once you have exhausted those avenues, it is perfectly alright to PM her and ask. Making the effort to explore her website/profile first shows you are serious. - If you wish to ask for a session duration shorter than those she has listed prices for, do so at your own risk. Some SP's may be offended because they frequently state outright that the lowest price is the minimum and shorter sessions are not available. - Make sure you read about any restrictions before asking for prices for those services. As stated previously, it shows you aren't very serious if you don't know what the SP offers. - Never negotiate, or ask for discounts. Most SPs will instantly blacklist you. - Never insult the SP by telling her the price is outrageous, or too high. It's just best to say no thanks and move on. No need to be rude. We all understand that clients are not made of money, so don't be afraid to ask an SP his or her rate just because it may be too high for you. All you need to do is say "Thank you, I will keep that in mind." The best advice is be polite and you will get the same in return :) Have fun!

Trying to figure out how to style your hair after a really bad haircut!

Valentina is a ymmy place, there are 2 ladies working out of that apartment building, if you need more of a therapeutic experience it is worth it, if not just your basic finish. The spa off the highway, well yes as everyone says, it is at the top of a 3 story building, some of the girls working there also work ALO, I went it, was ok, nothing extra-ordinary like back in the days when there were many more places on the French side of the river.

its a spa, just renovated, used to be a tanning salon which was doing MA as well. Now Kelly, aka Pixie, aka..... is there but she also advertises as SP on the other site with the same location and yes it gets pricy at the end when you add up everything... hope this helps

Come on, spring. Come on...

So I'm in a very loving relationship but there is no sex. We've tried to work on this over the years but have come to the conclusion that it is what it is. The only issue is that I still need to have sex and she doesn't. The SPs provide me with the sex that I need and there are no strings attached. My heart still belongs to her. I'm not sure if she knows about my hobby or not but she goes out of her way to not find out (never ask questions and stays away from these issues) I have to live with the guilt but otherwise happy. I know it sound like I'm justifying but I'm fine with it.

Paedrus, is the guy with the long hair available? Would you consider a duo with you, me and him? Our last encounter was spectacular, and I would love to raise it up a notch? xoxo

I was in town all week and her pics intrigued me - especially after visiting a different SP each night. Tara shows her face and bod readily in her ads, so there's no hiding anything but I couldn't believe she was real. On my last night, I finally got the nerve to call her and it turns out she was stay in a hotel nearby on Queens street. Yep! She was the same girl behind the door as in the pics. Whew!! Huge sigh of relief. She's definitely the proverbial sexy french gal that we've all heard about, AND she's a spinner :-) Before we jumped in, I asked for a massage and to my surprise, she was pretty good! We chit-chatted small talk for 20 mins or so while she kneaded out some knots in my back and shoulders. Finally, she asked me to turn around which I happily compiled. The bbbj was SUPERB. Another pooner mentioned that she does a nice wet bbbj - boy, did she ever. Lots of spit as she gobbled my member for several mins. Lots of eye contact as she went up and down my shaft. I asked to go 69, which was no problem. I must have spent another 10-15 mins DATY. Finally, she put a glove on, and rode me cowgirl for awhile, moved to mish for another while, and finally finished doggie. I blew my load as she turned her turn to stare right at me with a devilish grin as I pounded her doggie. Wow...what a girl!!! Won't go into the LAS, except to say that I fully recommend her services and will repeat when she/I am in Ottawa again or when I'm in Montreal (her home town). Best 220 I've ever spent in an hour ;-)

Good thread Sophia. Since I feel that I fall under the category you describe, I may as well take the plunge and reply my first real reply. I am fairly new at this, but I have about 5 encounters under my belt. The kicker is they have always been on the road while I was away for work. Its a little intimidating for me to take the plunge to contact a SP in a place like Moncton as Im a little paranoid that someone will see me or whatever (Im not THAT popular so Im not sure why I even care). What drove me to embark on this "lifestyle" if you will is a lack of passion in my life. My encounters have ranged anywhere from being a complete nightmare to my last encounter in Ottawa being an 11/10. That even ended in the SP giving me her personal number, which kind of freaked me out. I had shades of the movie Pretty Woman running through my head. And here I am openly talking about this on a message board....and I'm not even drunk.

The thing is Ottawa has 2-3 reputable agencies (if you don't count the asian agencies, not sure how many there is) plus some more national one that will send a girl or two a week. Toronto has (at the top of my head) 16 reputable agencies and it's not uncommon for said agencies to have a rooster of 25 girls and more.

The Toronto community isn't really active on Cerb, compare to Ottawa or other cities...you may want to check the advertisement section to see what you like. There is a fair amount of agencies that advertise each day and a bit less, but some indies also But you may want to check another board that end by erb also. More people there:) good luck!

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Freddy Fender-Wasted Days and Wasted Nights RG

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