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I didn't know anyone pronounced it as "kerb." I can't think of a single English word that starts with "ce" where it is pronounced with a hard "k." Cerberus, cereal, cervix... Anyway, to each their own. I don't think anyone would think you are referring to a Kenyan reco board.

I don't buy the concept of soulmates, or the notion of The One. I really dislike the idea that we're incomplete without another person, that we can't be whole on our own. I think people who are whole individuals are much more capable of having healthy relationships than people who view their partner as literally a missing part of themselves. How can you respect your partner's autonomy and agency, understand that they might someday have needs that might conflict with your own, or give them the freedom to be their own person, if you don't view them as a whole, separate person from yourself? Viewing your partner as part of you or someone you can't live without creates co-dependence, and it's not a good mindset to be coming from if your relationship becomes unhealthy or you start to grow in different directions. I think the idea of The One is also really destructive. It leads people to staying in relationships that were once amazing but no longer so, feeling like the right relationship should never need any work or effort, discarding good relationships in search of perfect, or feeling like they've settled in their current relationship and being unable to be fully present with their current partner. There is no One magical person out there that we're meant to connect with (and if there were, what are the odds that we'd actually meet them in a world of billions?) I prefer to think that there are many people in the world who are potential partners and that we have varying degrees of compatibility with anyone we might date. Meeting someone wonderful is more about luck, circumstances and putting ourselves out there than destiny. Having a good relationship has nothing to do with destiny and everything to do with choosing compatible partners, being self aware, cultivating connection, and treating each other with compassion and respect. Even relationships that don't last till someone dies can be wonderful and valuable. I dislike any conceptual framework that diminishes the validity and value of relationships that run their course and end. I'm also mildly bothered by the idea that a soulmate can only be a romantic partner. Some of the deepest, most enduring connections I have are with friends and family, and those relationships should not be diminished just because they don't include romance or sex.

it's wise to avoid anything that advertises as 24 hours

Quite frankly, it doesn't matter how you pronounce it as long as you keep coming back :)

Thats how you'll feel when you spend some time with me, or indulge in a duo with Scarlette and I. Imagine being in between two warm silky smooth bodies...wet and warm is all you need to feel and forget about your reality when you enter our sensual playground. I am available Monday 1-9 Tuesday 9-1 Wednesday 1-9 Thursday 9-1 Friday 1-9 PM to reserve an appointment .

I've been fortunate and have had sex in a variety of place, university class room, public swimming pool, on a beach along with many strangers watching fireworks, hotel room in front of a floor to ceiling window and a movie theatre to name a few of the more memorable ones. Having said that my favourite is still in a big comfortable bed where you can take your time and do whatever for as long or as short as you both want. You can linger after the event and just hug and cuddle and all the warm fuzzy stuff. I think I'm getting old...

Don't despair lovely gents of Halifax. I am thinking seriously about just this matter. I have room and with the new laws more confidence in my ability to make this happen. Stand by for an announcement this summer!

I guess I look at a soul mate much differently. This is not a person you can't live without or view as "completing you". A soul mate adds to your life and gives you gifts and blessings that you wouldn't otherwise have. The only person who can complete you, IS you. If you are looking outside yourself for someone to fill in the pieces, you will never be truly happy or satisfied and you will be living from a place of fear because you believe you "need" someone else for everything. A soul mate can be a friend or lover, family member or any person in between. They can be short term or long term. To me they are very very special and when you meet them and interact with them, that is a memory you will always carry with you no matter the roads you may both take. I relate to poly so believe that thinking one person can meet all your needs puts undue stress on every relationship and every person within the relationship. We have friends and family for a reason. To me, this is the healthy choice; having multiple people playing important roles in your life while still being who they are meant to be and of course, being the best You possible. I think those who limit soul mate to love/romantic only are missing the greater divine meaning.

This is one creepy show....and the soundtrack that plays during some of the scenes really serves to ramp things up! Although I must say I am beginning to wonder if this guy ever sleeps and why in the name of God do they keep going to his place for meals.....still an excellent show, I'm totally hooked.

I find your spirit refreshing and inspiring. Forgive me, because I really don't know what I can say to you to make you any bit better, and all I can say is how you made my day better with your energy.

I have a funny memory of a certain dining table...lol with my SO years ago..we were fucking on the table and it broke haha...yes toatlly broke...ended up with a few bruises and having to by a new kitchen table lol.. Now the funniest part was to explain why the table broke ;) BJ

Spice0f1ife, I know how you feel... Trust me, I do! I am no Casonova and I am not a Marathon runner when it come to the play time. I'm more like a short track runner ;) So yeah, nervousness, sure big time!.... Many questions runs through my mind. What if I am not that good? What if I can't perform because... What if, what if!!! You know what, you'll never know until you try the services of a beautiful lady! I have my first appointment coming up... Yeah I am still nervous but you know what, I trust the lady will make me feel soooo good!! :) So, it's just like the song, Que Sera, Sera (Whatever Will Be, Will Be)!! Go for it....

Just take the plunge.... i guarantee you will not be sorry but the longer you wait lol the more you will kick yourself for waiting when you do..... go for it.

I have been on cerb for a few years now and I love everything about it It is a great positive safe place for us to interact I have met a lot of great people near and far...some I have gotten close to.and some I am yet to meet I recommend cerb to everyone! Xo

It will happen when you are ready darlin! And like he said there are so many beautiful ladies who would defiantly go out of her way to make sure you are comfortable relaxed and content. No rush .. take your time.. we will all be here ready able and willing to make you smile ...til then chat and enjoy our photos xo

You could always try http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=147748

"Switcheroo" is right! lol If you search for the number she is using 204-774-9161, you will see that she/they advertise as an agency and all the pictures come back with tons of hits on tineye. For example: http://winnipeg.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/linda-and-ladies-204774-9161-xoxo-204774-9161-winnipegs-best-for-10-years-19/1843151 The picture with the plump red lips come back with 281 hits lol www.tineye.com Have fun! She has been reviewed on another popular escort review board (TER) as Lana and using fake pics... ad website Report New Website URL personal website Report New Website URL agency name Unknown agency Agency service Escort city Winnipeg phone 1 (204) 774-9161 incall/outcall outcall real photo No I am certain if I took the time to look around some more, you would be (not so) surprised at what came up ;)

Yep there's not much doubt that I gave a CERB addiction... i come on here every day. An earlier poster indicated that he was on every day before and after work...lol... what a slacker I am sure to check in at least a couple if times a day while at work. I have enjoyed the community but to be honest I am really here because of the amazing ladies.... I managed to live quite well before I found CERB and would do so again if it was gone but I enjoy having it as a part if my life and am thankful for all the people who work so hard to maintain and operate this online space for us. THANKS

I know this sounds like a stupid questions for the ladies of Cerb because they must have to do this every now and then when they are working. To be clear, I'm not talking about T&D because that involves a partner, I'm talking about solo events or mutual solo events. I just finished showering and shaving the boys clean. I love the way they feel when I finishing shaving which usually leads to a long session off masturbation with lots of massage oil. For today, I added a warmed butt plug to the mix. It felt so good that I didn't want it to stop so would back off every time I got close. This went on four or five time before I stopped without cuming. I know that I will be thinking about this all day and just the thought will get me all hard during the day. I'll prepare for work in a bit and will go without underwear so the boys will be free. I'll go to the gym after work and work out like crazy then take a long hot shower bringing myself to the edge a few time before coming home. I'll walk around naked all night doing this and that with the drapes opened (I live in a condo with many condo towers close enough to see in). This may not have the same intensity or feel as great as spending an hour with the ladies but it's in some ways very satisfying.

Similarly, I usually end my business meetings with one last cup of my client's ass.

KERB as in Curb Your Desires....NO!!! I pronounce it CERB with an S as in Sexy :-) RG

I've seen a a number of SP's and liked some, some were average, and some where I wish I had just stayed home. Paige though was excellent and has been the only SP I have repeated with, and the 2nd time was even better than the first. She is a very beautiful girl, a great personality, a very nice body, and seems like she is actually enjoying herself. Her incall is a nicely renovated apartment. I would definitely give her my recommendation! A great experience.

Did something stupid this weekend, was planning on having a BBQ, started the BBQ and left it to heat up, looked back a few minutes later and noticed the BBQ was engulfed in flames. Turns out I had left the BBQ brushes on the warming rack. Duhhhh... what a mess, the plastic handles had completely melted and was burning. Turned the BBQ off and poured water on the mess. Fun time cleaning everything.

As I have so much empty space upstairs, it seems like a great place to have sex!!!! Otherwise, front lawn, back lawn, porch, neighbour's porch, kitchen, dining room, stairs going up, stairs going down, living room, family room, bedroom, shower stall, bath tub, on a trail, on a beach, hospital bed. Bottom line, EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!

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I have no words to express how I feel. You are such a great friend to me. You have always been here for me, and I hope that even an ounce of support you have shown to me has been returned! You are the person in the room, that when you leave, there never can be a single person there that would have a negative word against you! I love you Tom, You have made a difference in this world...my world! xooxox

I find that when I masturbate these days it takes longer than it used to. Recently, I had a mini marathon masturbation session. I got comfortable in my king sized hybrid waterbed. I had my iPad and Porn Hub was spooled up and ready to go. Add lube and for the next 90 minutes I would bring myself to the edge and then backed off, again and again. When I finally let go and ejaculated I felt like Peter North. It felt amazing. I shot ropes! The first jet arched high in the air and splashed down on my chest, the second and third blasts landed on my thighs. The prolonged build up seemed to add pressure and volume to my ejaculate. Now if I could only do that on command!

That's fucking deliciously beautiful. I pictured all that in my mind and it was so hot and arousing.... self pleasure is an amazing thing and has it's own place just as does all forms of sex and sexual/sensual arousal.

Hang in there Tom. Life is full of surprises.

You, Sir, are awesome. Best wishes to you!

There are so many lovely ladies here who are amazing women that will make you feel completely comfortable and relaxed when you meet them. Good luck and have fun.

Unnamed Girl (Tonia Sotiropoulou) in Skyfall (I did it) lol

Tom, I would make a trip to be at your side in a heartbeat -- as spending time with you would be a gift of your wisdom and determination. Did you seriously play with the nurse? That's freaking awesome lol ;)

Last month i had the opportunity to share a wonderful afternoon with Savannah Lane. We had met briefly at the Holiday social, and we kept in touch over the winter months. When she announced that she was returning to Ottawa i immediately arrange an afternoon date with her. Savannah describes herself as a passionate, intense woman who enjoys the art of seduction. i can only say that after experiencing an afternoon with her, she is all this and much more. As we shared our initial glasses of a fine wine,i found Savannah to also be very intelligent, fun to be with, well educated and possessing a great sense of humour, and in my opinion, her pictures do not do justice to her beauty. But I really came for the passion and intensity of an encounter with Savannah and I was not disappointed. Our afternoon progressed into an very enjoyable encounter that was extremely hot, steamy and sensuous as we pleasured each other over the course of our date. Savannah is a great practitioner in the art of seduction. I truly enjoyed my time with Savannah and i can't wait to see her again - I am sure that we will pick up where we left off and the passion, intensity and seduction will be there once again, but only stronger than before.

Stop seeing him would be #1. Next, do not engage..never respond to any communications. If all of that fails....restraining order!

Here's the link that Roamingguy referred to (I think): http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=66258&highlight=stalker Good luck!

A switch is a person who has both dominant/submissive qualities or can be a top/bottom depending on who they happen to be with. It is a BDsM term and used mostly in a sexual capacity. Hope this clears up some of the confusion.

I don't think that there is too much to add to what's been said. I understand your concern for safety, I really do. However you need to understand that (sorry to say) my safety is more important. The good need is that this means I do everything possible to keep myself safe, keeping you safe in the process. Ladies in this profession are usually more on too of their sexual health than anyone else. Tests, condoms, education - we stay on top of it (pun intended) When you go to a bar do you ask for test results? Exactly. Guess which scenario is more risky. Keep yourself safe :)

Its thigh high Thursday! Lady Karmen likes to pull mine off with her teeth. Meow

I recently had the opportunity to meet up with Nikki Sweetz on one of her visits to Moncton - I'm glad I stopped by! Nikki is indeed quite petite and very lovely! She has what was to me a very fit & slim figure, and very well proportioned! Stylish & with an interesting belly button ornament too! Nikki and I had a few laughs & shared some great time together! She's a cool girl and a lot of fun! I hope to see her on another one of her trips through Moncton!

Personally I would have no issues with seeing a lady at my place. The ladies I now see (granted after a bit of learning and experience) I trust, so I wouldn't be worried about the silverware being stolen LOL All that said, the biggest obstacle to hosting in my own place is that I live in smalltown Ontario, and it would be far to long a drive to get here But I do like hosting, which is why I like outcalls to my hotel. But irrespective of my preference , it's first and foremost what the lady feels comfortable doing. A rambling RG

I've experience many great GFE experiences, the best being, when there is a connection or chemistry between the two of you. It's the feeling where they truly enjoy your company and do their best to make your time enjoyable and intimate. It's not about the extra's, my best experiences have been with women that don't provide any extras, just a lot of physical contact, kissing, continuous body slides, and mutual touching. Some chatting, cuddling and hugs. It's about the teasing and making the session last as long as they can. When the time is over, you don't want to leave. When you leave, you already know that you are coming back again and you know that she wants to have you back. To me that is a true GFE session. It's like dating someone for the first time, getting to know each other in intimate ways, but not going all the way yet :)

A week after I had got the keys to my first car I went to the grocery store. After I picked up all my groceries, I did what I had always done after I picked up my groceries ....... I walked home. 10 blocks later I get home and my room-mate asks me why I came in in the front door when our parking is in the back. I can only imagine what my face looked like when it finally dawned on my what I had done. I can still hear his howling laugh.

If it wasn't for CERB I would not be an SP and having so much fun!

I think that: Someone who partakes in sexual acts with both genders is BISEXUAL. Someone who partakes in sexual acts with their own gender ONLY is HOMOSEXUAL. Someone who partakes in sexual acts with the opposite gender ONLY is HETEROSEXUAL. I don't see how this is debatable, to be honest? It seems so black and white to me, no grey areas... I can see how "gay for pay" comes into account and all, but then that becomes an emmy nomiated acting job, not sexual preference. If a person has sex with their own gender, but does not get involved with them in relationships, I still see that as Bi. And those of you who made remarks about it being about the person, not their sexe...That, to me, simply reinforces my statements. You're Bi in my mind, as you like all humans regardless of gender. This is all simply my own humble opinion. ----On a side note---- I have noticed that most people who share my mind frame are hetero (straight), not all heterosexuals feel the way I do on the matter, just saying I've just noticed that majority of like-minded persons tend to be straight. We are all people and personally, that's kind of a label too...In the sense that it's describing what you are. I don't mean to offend anyone by "labelling", but, to be honest; I believe it is just another label like saying "I have 3 labels: Human, Woman, Hetero". Most of my friends are bisexual, male and female alike. They personally don't feel labeled by the term bi and announce it loudly and proudly. The only thing that matters at the end of the day is that YOU know who YOU are and love it. Cheers!