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I didn't know anyone pronounced it as "kerb." I can't think of a single English word that starts with "ce" where it is pronounced with a hard "k." Cerberus, cereal, cervix... Anyway, to each their own. I don't think anyone would think you are referring to a Kenyan reco board.

I don't buy the concept of soulmates, or the notion of The One. I really dislike the idea that we're incomplete without another person, that we can't be whole on our own. I think people who are whole individuals are much more capable of having healthy relationships than people who view their partner as literally a missing part of themselves. How can you respect your partner's autonomy and agency, understand that they might someday have needs that might conflict with your own, or give them the freedom to be their own person, if you don't view them as a whole, separate person from yourself? Viewing your partner as part of you or someone you can't live without creates co-dependence, and it's not a good mindset to be coming from if your relationship becomes unhealthy or you start to grow in different directions. I think the idea of The One is also really destructive. It leads people to staying in relationships that were once amazing but no longer so, feeling like the right relationship should never need any work or effort, discarding good relationships in search of perfect, or feeling like they've settled in their current relationship and being unable to be fully present with their current partner. There is no One magical person out there that we're meant to connect with (and if there were, what are the odds that we'd actually meet them in a world of billions?) I prefer to think that there are many people in the world who are potential partners and that we have varying degrees of compatibility with anyone we might date. Meeting someone wonderful is more about luck, circumstances and putting ourselves out there than destiny. Having a good relationship has nothing to do with destiny and everything to do with choosing compatible partners, being self aware, cultivating connection, and treating each other with compassion and respect. Even relationships that don't last till someone dies can be wonderful and valuable. I dislike any conceptual framework that diminishes the validity and value of relationships that run their course and end. I'm also mildly bothered by the idea that a soulmate can only be a romantic partner. Some of the deepest, most enduring connections I have are with friends and family, and those relationships should not be diminished just because they don't include romance or sex.

it's wise to avoid anything that advertises as 24 hours

Quite frankly, it doesn't matter how you pronounce it as long as you keep coming back :)

Thats how you'll feel when you spend some time with me, or indulge in a duo with Scarlette and I. Imagine being in between two warm silky smooth bodies...wet and warm is all you need to feel and forget about your reality when you enter our sensual playground. I am available Monday 1-9 Tuesday 9-1 Wednesday 1-9 Thursday 9-1 Friday 1-9 PM to reserve an appointment .

I've been fortunate and have had sex in a variety of place, university class room, public swimming pool, on a beach along with many strangers watching fireworks, hotel room in front of a floor to ceiling window and a movie theatre to name a few of the more memorable ones. Having said that my favourite is still in a big comfortable bed where you can take your time and do whatever for as long or as short as you both want. You can linger after the event and just hug and cuddle and all the warm fuzzy stuff. I think I'm getting old...

Don't despair lovely gents of Halifax. I am thinking seriously about just this matter. I have room and with the new laws more confidence in my ability to make this happen. Stand by for an announcement this summer!

I guess I look at a soul mate much differently. This is not a person you can't live without or view as "completing you". A soul mate adds to your life and gives you gifts and blessings that you wouldn't otherwise have. The only person who can complete you, IS you. If you are looking outside yourself for someone to fill in the pieces, you will never be truly happy or satisfied and you will be living from a place of fear because you believe you "need" someone else for everything. A soul mate can be a friend or lover, family member or any person in between. They can be short term or long term. To me they are very very special and when you meet them and interact with them, that is a memory you will always carry with you no matter the roads you may both take. I relate to poly so believe that thinking one person can meet all your needs puts undue stress on every relationship and every person within the relationship. We have friends and family for a reason. To me, this is the healthy choice; having multiple people playing important roles in your life while still being who they are meant to be and of course, being the best You possible. I think those who limit soul mate to love/romantic only are missing the greater divine meaning.

This is one creepy show....and the soundtrack that plays during some of the scenes really serves to ramp things up! Although I must say I am beginning to wonder if this guy ever sleeps and why in the name of God do they keep going to his place for meals.....still an excellent show, I'm totally hooked.

I find your spirit refreshing and inspiring. Forgive me, because I really don't know what I can say to you to make you any bit better, and all I can say is how you made my day better with your energy.

I have a funny memory of a certain dining table...lol with my SO years ago..we were fucking on the table and it broke haha...yes toatlly broke...ended up with a few bruises and having to by a new kitchen table lol.. Now the funniest part was to explain why the table broke ;) BJ

Spice0f1ife, I know how you feel... Trust me, I do! I am no Casonova and I am not a Marathon runner when it come to the play time. I'm more like a short track runner ;) So yeah, nervousness, sure big time!.... Many questions runs through my mind. What if I am not that good? What if I can't perform because... What if, what if!!! You know what, you'll never know until you try the services of a beautiful lady! I have my first appointment coming up... Yeah I am still nervous but you know what, I trust the lady will make me feel soooo good!! :) So, it's just like the song, Que Sera, Sera (Whatever Will Be, Will Be)!! Go for it....

Just take the plunge.... i guarantee you will not be sorry but the longer you wait lol the more you will kick yourself for waiting when you do..... go for it.

I have been on cerb for a few years now and I love everything about it It is a great positive safe place for us to interact I have met a lot of great people near and far...some I have gotten close to.and some I am yet to meet I recommend cerb to everyone! Xo

It will happen when you are ready darlin! And like he said there are so many beautiful ladies who would defiantly go out of her way to make sure you are comfortable relaxed and content. No rush .. take your time.. we will all be here ready able and willing to make you smile ...til then chat and enjoy our photos xo

You could always try http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=147748

"Switcheroo" is right! lol If you search for the number she is using 204-774-9161, you will see that she/they advertise as an agency and all the pictures come back with tons of hits on tineye. For example: http://winnipeg.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/linda-and-ladies-204774-9161-xoxo-204774-9161-winnipegs-best-for-10-years-19/1843151 The picture with the plump red lips come back with 281 hits lol www.tineye.com Have fun! She has been reviewed on another popular escort review board (TER) as Lana and using fake pics... ad website Report New Website URL personal website Report New Website URL agency name Unknown agency Agency service Escort city Winnipeg phone 1 (204) 774-9161 incall/outcall outcall real photo No I am certain if I took the time to look around some more, you would be (not so) surprised at what came up ;)

Yep there's not much doubt that I gave a CERB addiction... i come on here every day. An earlier poster indicated that he was on every day before and after work...lol... what a slacker I am sure to check in at least a couple if times a day while at work. I have enjoyed the community but to be honest I am really here because of the amazing ladies.... I managed to live quite well before I found CERB and would do so again if it was gone but I enjoy having it as a part if my life and am thankful for all the people who work so hard to maintain and operate this online space for us. THANKS

Welcome to CERB. Read the reco's, the ladies' posts, profiles and websites and if you see a lady who interests you, contact her using her preferred method of contact. Here's a good start for you (I'm assuming since you posted in the Ottawa Discussion Forum) of Ottawa ladies http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=316 and the recommendations thread http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=125 Good Luck RG

A thank-you and a firm handshake..... works for me. Peace MG

Wait a minute, are you all saying it is only one syllable?? I've been saying see--erb this whole time! ;)

Technically not a Bond Girl, but Moneypenny comes to mind. Louis Maxwell (a Canadian), was beautiful in her day.

I pronounce it Serb.

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Truly awesome that you got to have some play-time at the Hospital, I must say Im a little envious that none of my hospital trips have had the same outcome ;) Stay Positive Love!!! Hugs Kisses and Licks to you xxo

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Tom I wish you all the best with your health challenge, we haven't met but reading your posts you seem to be a very strong person, you are an inspiration to all of us, thanks.

You continue to amaze me Tom...if everyone approached life with even half of the spirit that you do the world would be a much better place.... thank you

Thinking of you and wishing you all the best. Positive thoughts and energy. You are an inspiration. Porthos

That is fucking hot My Mistress, may I bow and kiss your boots,while you spank my ass :) yes please some tease and denial too, your pleasure is my pleasure.

My dear Tom... You have an amazing spirit to fight that shit away...but it seems to not want to let go :( One thing is for sure...its not affecting your sense of humour!! You are so very much inspiring...thanks for sharing and i sure hope you keep smiling ..you sure are making me smile! Love you tons xoxox BJ

I seriously doubt you have a bad ass but i know a sure way to find out...... there nothing quite like a taste test to settle an issue.... the problem might just be that you don't seem to me to be someone that I would only want a taste of....

I *am* and english major. It was dismissive, at least of the relevance of the opinion if not the value.

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As Meg says, Stop seeing him, as Valerie says, record everything. Keep dates, exact times of sightings and if you can alert neighbours or someone you trust to keep their eye out and to report when they see him near you or your home/neighbourhood/property. Records are needed to have anything done by police and the courts. I had dealt with someone over a 6yr period following my every move, calling me, even moving underneath me in an apartment building. My stalker knew the law well and the boundaries to which he could push. Walking by your place for example on a public sidewalk daily even many times a day is legal. But with due diligence, recording these events, with witnesses statements you should be able to get a judge and police to act in your favor should you need a restraining order or if you feel your privacy and well being is threatented. I'm sorry you are experiencing this.

Keep records of all of his attempts to contact you. Keep all emails. Keep a telephone log. Keep your telephone bills. Take pictures if he shows up at your place. Document and record. The police will need the evidence.

None of the above. Smart women, as demonstrated by what they write on here and how they write.

I was lucky enough to be able to meet Nina while she was briefly in town, and it was awesome. She is a beautiful, exotic woman with a smoking hot, desirable body that is made all the more so because she is smart, articulate and great to talk with. I won't go into details about the encounter, but, I've still got a smile on my face. She is definitely not a clock-watcher and she made me feel that my pleasure was all she was interested in. I had a fantastic time and look forward to her return.

Trust is a two way street:) If I can trust you to come into my space then you should be able to trust me to come to yours. If a lady is reputable, has a trail, website, reco's etc, then why the worry? The largest part of our business model is discretion and trust. Happy hobbying:)

I don't see what the big deal is with an SP coming to your home. We are expected to have gentlemen in our homes, with the same thoughts of 'is he casing the joint' and do I come home to en empty place some day, or he turns up at some point when it's completely inconvenient (has happened!). We let you into our homes, why are we not let into yours? Discretion is one thing that I have noticed on this site, it is very prevalent here, and the ladies are outstanding in this. I don't believe that any lady advertising on this site would ever do anything to compromise the situation, but I do feel more comfortable going to the home of a gentleman if I have met him before. Timing things properly, and the lady being respectful of the situation (I could be your accountant coming to visit you), we dress appropriately for the public, its whats underneath that the public doesn't see is what counts, and what happens AFTER the door is shut! lol

http://newbrunswick..........com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-and-wild-worlds-best-kept-secret-sweet-special-best-experience-30/1572765 We made an appointment by txt, she came to the hotel, she "went to get condom" and ... GONE. ...this was pure theft. Watch OUT!!! Additional Comments: ... now that I've had a nice sleep to cool off ... Phone number ends in 2625 in case the link to the BP ad doesn't work. She seemed nice enough at first, definitely from Newfoundland as advertised, not sure that the pics are real. That said, this was a planned robbery. She stood and chatted for a bit but didn't take her coat off. Made a big show of forgetting her purse in the car (this was 5+ minutes in) then went to car and I watched her drive away. So, watch out guys!

CMJ is totally right, massage industry is not what It used to be, everyday full service spas come into the business and all the magic of the sensual massage goes to other level. I think solution is for those spas to become agencies, and stop calling themselves massage parlors.

Saw Meghan back in the early Summer. Just thought I'd add a rec since I see she's attracting folks with her specials. Take advantage, gents. She's very skilled orally - as a conversationalist, and otherwise :bj: :-D, likes receiving just as much as giving, and did not rush a'tall. I hope to call on her another day soon, until then...keep her warm for me.

I call them WTF was I thinking moments and honestly I get them fairly frequently but I get a good laugh. I tried to change the Chanel with my phone. I grab a glass to pour myself a drink and put the juice in the cupboard. I turned on the blender and forgot the lid. That sucks Can't understand why my key card don't work, only to realize its my visa. Locked my keys in the truck, only to go home to get a spare without my house keys which are in the locked truck. All I can think of for the moment but I'm sure the list goes on.

Stumbling upon CERB was one of the best things that has happened to me this year. I love the community spirit here & making new friends. My first SP experience was a cerb lady who made me feel like I was the center of the universe. I will probably never forget that first experience, but I'll keep the details private of course. My meetings with other cerb ladies have all been fantastic. I hope this site lives for many, many generations! I also appreciate the work that the admins/mods put into this site. Thank You VERY MUCH!!!! My 5 cents worth. Hal