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I would like to give a HUGE thanks to Gabriella Laurence. I am new here and she has gone above and beyond to help me get going on this site. There's a real sense of community here and I'm glad to be a part of it!!! xoxo Brooklyn Scott

Well, to try to answer the original post... I have a feeling that most of the active posters have some sort of avatar. The other members who, for whatever reason, don't actively participate in threads/posts often (or at all), probably feel no need or desire. They're here to get info and post the odd question here and there...so, I kinda get why they wouldn't bother. My avatar is just something silly I found online while trying to figure out what I should use. Works for me. ;)

I absolutely understand the shyness and it can be a formidable challenge in the beginning. You probably won't have to ask for rates just because they aren't posted on an ad, all you have to do is initiate the contact. If a provider has chosen not to post her rates, she's prepared to share them long before you arrive at her door. I send an introduction with all the pertinent details along with my website information to every potential guest who sends an email that consists of actual words instead text abbreviations or the infamous one liner emails. What I seek in a guest is a gentleman who actually "gets" what I bring to the table which is a willingness to engage and communicate on every level with my guests. I don't expect men to read all the details of my ads because they usually focus on certain aspects while glossing over others. I want guests to ask questions so I can answer clearly; presenting what I offer that makes an experience with me unique and what I expect from a potential paramour. I appreciate the dialogue and the opportunity to find out more about a potential encounter so I can assess if we are a good fit. The most important thing to me is that we are on the same page with expectations and anticipations. For me, not posting my consideration is an invitation to engage. If I put out all the juicy bits, the only thing left is for a guest to chose a dat and time but I find guests often want an opportunity to get a feel for the woman behind the pictures. We all know this is an industry based on fantasy but the very best guests for me are the men who want a woman who is herself, comfortable in her skin and who enjoys her career. These men want the opportunity to get to know me a bit before they make their decision and being able to ask a question is an excellent way to break the ice... cat Additional Comments: Warped88, I'm so sorry, I'm not sure how that smilie got on there! I apologize, I don't think you're a wanker and I can't edit it... cat

Since you have SP only access, you might want to ask your question in there. You will get a lot more feedback from the ladies that way ;) and, at the same time, avoid guys contacting you to barter services.

I received a PM telling me that the thread I started won a contest!!! Unfortunately, I am not up to par with the CERB community so I am not to sure what it all means ... but I do know that I was tickled pink and extremely grateful So this thread is just to Thank all of you who nominated that thread, it means a lot to know that I am not alone in my thought process lol I have spent quite a bit of time here this past week or so reading the rules and trying to familiarize myself a bit more with all of the wonderful options there are here. Thank you to the CERB administrators and mods for a great board Much Love & Respect Lacy xoxo

I also find that not having readily-available rates is somewhat... off-putting. I don't care whether they're in the ad, or on the SP's profile, or her website... but I like to know what I'm getting into before I make contact. I must admit, I struggle to put my finger on *why* this is the case. I think this is because I just don't like showing interest, and then backing out, and not wanting to come across as a... tire-kicker? Time-waster? Cheap? I'm not quite sure what it is I'm uneasy about... but I know I'm definitely uneasy about it.

Some sps are very strict about that start and end time, as in if the appt is 4pm, for half hour, they must leave at 4:30 even if they arrive at 4:15. It depends on how accurate you are with your own timing, tho to pull that off. And that is for sps who have prebooked appts, and times, and they must stay on schedule without deviation. There really aren't too many sps who work on that firm schedule, but i think the majority of us will say arrival at the door time to end time has to be within that 30 minute range. Half hour guys are only taking showers if they already know they aren't using or needing 30 minute activity time. maybe a quick rinse, or cleanup the area, hands, mouthwash, bathroom break (not in that order) a couple of minutes, no sp minds that, but dilly dallying around first, then saying they are taking a shower, if we;ve spent 5 minutes on chit chat or canoodling and then he tells me now he wants a shower, I am not feeling quite so generous with my half hour of time. now everything is going to be cut shorter than i would like because instead of 2-3 minutes prior to starting, we are looking at a full 10 minutes into the half hour for 'everything'. Is that always possible? Not without rushing thru something, no. And if you don't this is a guy who will not be in and out within the time he paid for. Sure 5 minutes here or there, no one minds that, especially if that time is in the shower lol. But 4pm to 4:40, and he still isn't gone let alone done, or wants to argue about the amount of time left? No. And that is because i offer a 45 minutes option. This is a 45 minute guy. He wants to chat, take a shower, then get started and needs 30 minute activity time, tell him next time the best option for him is to take 45 minutes, which you do at XX $. His option for the half hour is to understand the half hour doesn't come with an unrushed session of going overtime. No half hour sessions are for guys who need or want more time than that. It is often for the guys who want to be in and out within 30 minutes because they need to be somewhere else, it isn't supposed to be for the guy who wants or needs 45 minutes but too cheap to pay the hour rate to get it.

Actually wasn't sure whether to post this Ottawa Police press release in the news section or joke section. Look who was arrested for exposing himself. RG http://ottawapolice.ca/en/mediaroom/newsreleases/14-04-29/8f13e582-b9aa-4d70-b7b9-d9d054d5e659.aspx

Well I thought about an avatar change and was close to changing it but this guy started yelling at me Saying if I changed my avatar he would bring his brothers, one with a baseball bat and the other who has delusions of being a soldier and the third who thinks he's an assassin Soooo, after weighing my choices, after being yelled at, and running the risk of being shot by an assassin, or ambushed by a soldier, or my knees being the baseball in a ball game, if I upgraded my avatar, I decided to let sleeping dogs lie and keep my avatar the same So that's why this client doesn't upgrade his avatar LOL RG :-)

I found the Den to be prone to long breaks when there weren't many customers in the club, or at least out on the floor. It's much appreciated from the dancer perspective as slow times usually mean less girls, so it's nice to not have to go up every hour or more when the club is mostly empty! Of course, it doesn't make the club look very inviting when someone walks in and there's no dancer on the stage, so I suppose you can never please everyone.

I don't ever mention donations in my ad but of course its always clear on my site. If gentleman take the time to view my website its only courteous to have my donation known. Why it could be $200 or $500 and that is a big window. As an advertiser I believe we should all have out rates clear on our websites. Some will differ but I like the straight forward approach.

Hi Karina, Technically the clock does start on arrival and if the client would like to shower he should do so immediately before any type of intimacy takes place. It depends on the client. If you're talking, embracing, kissing and starting to connect, it should be a part of the time together. Another idea is to jump in the shower with him to make it a part of the encounter. Thirty minute appointments can be tricky and it sounds like this client would like a social connection as well. Perhaps you can suggest an extension in time together for your next encounter as that may be more suited to what he's seeking?

your so interested...book her and post a review...that's what the board is for..

The pleasure of unwrapping a gift and the desire that leads to the revelation of its pleasure is my definition of foreplay...;) I'm intrigued as to know what is yours? The ecstasy emerging from the contact of the skin is my ultimate pleasure... my particular spots are the neck that gives me shivers all the time... Is it the view or the touch? the texture or the softness? the spank or the squeeze? tell me more... Eva xoxo

She has been on hiatus but I'll nominate for CERB Goddess of the Day my dear virtual wife, Gabriella Laurence. Not only is she a wonderful contributor to CERB, and a wonderful companion :-) she offers a helping hand to those new to CERB trying to learn the ropes. Here is a collage pic of my dear virtual wife BTW my dear virtual wife did not hen peck me to post this LOL In fact she doesn't even know I am posting it And for those who don't know, all references to Gabriella being my (virtual) wife are tongue in cheek, she really isn't my wife, this is just a bit of humorous bantering that we have going on But she is my Goddess Of The Day today :-) RG

It's silly, but sometimes when I'm reading about the business and the experiences of hobbiests, this song keeps popping into my head. Never thought I'd be quoting Julio Iglesias and Willie Nelson. I'm starting to live up to my username now....crap. :p

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your right name calling is never fair and I apologize, I merely asked a general question because i wanted to know, because i don't know about you folks but I don't feel like getting caught in a bad situation, it happened to me once and i'll be damned if it happens to me again! So hfxguy I apologize for calling you an ass, all I wanted was some help, and you were just stating your opinion and I took it out of context and got upset. Anywho since this thread got why out of hand and nobody seems to have any info/she has deleted her ads, i think were done here

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I don't think its being an ass to simply contact a SP to ask her the pertinent information necessary for you to make an informed decision . Others opinions are quite selective in nature. If it were me I'd rather ask someone directly. No one else can tell you what is best for you . I am an SP that people either love or chose not to see. I'd hate to be rejected because one person that was asked said no about me. So much better to contact your SP of interest and ask honest questions and expect honest answers!

You just gotta luv it when a plan falls together :) Love it !!!!!!! Nothing fixes up the aftermath of a long f***ing winter better than a long awaited spring fling ;) Yay !

From my standpoint both parties even need to be more respectful when a 30 min appointment. For me clock always starts when I arrive. Your company is what is offered and paid for. If I wanted a quick 30 min encounter with discussion, intimacy, and sex...then I would likely be a little more 'rigid' (pardon) with the time. If I showed up late...that is on me. So on arrival I would clarify. "So sorry I'm late. I was hoping to spend 30 minutes together and it is now 4:10. Are you Ok until 4:40?" If no...you now have a 20 min date but should pay for 30 minutes and manage the time accordingly. If yes, it is dealt with respectfully, out of the way, and you can enjoy your 30 mins. Geez I love long dates! Cub

Oh yeh...do it! Was a recent thread on this http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=523285#post523285 And if I might give a shout out for Jessica Massage. You'll find her on CERB. Overall an amazing woman and her nuru experience....well good luck! Haha Cub

Hopefully this does not sound rude . I only grant 30 minute appointments to gents that I am very familiar with and we both understand that there is a very good reason for this. That's all good and fair, we all have circumstances and its every lady's prerogative to meet this or not. I am very generous with my time especially at home when time permits but a big light goes off in my head when a 30 minute appointment is requested. As a new SP I accepted this but quickly realized this was just a way for some to pay for 30 minutes and try to stay for more. Sorry unless you are a very established and regular friend I bet a lot of lades feel the same. If you are granted a 30 minute visit I suggest you are ready to leave at the end of the agreed time. Just my opinion of course .

Generally speaking, starts when you walk in. However, if it is the policy of the lady, that the guy must shower, now perhaps that is a little bit less clear. Guy needs shower, he problem, time is ticking. Guy needs no shower, but must have one anyway, grey area.

I resemble a large unmade bed. Think I'll stick with Einstein.

I have a ton of sexy outfits.. check my website. the most popular request I get is for the sexretary look, complete with stockings, garters, heels & glasses of course :p I was once asked to wear mechanic's overalls ... if anyone knows where to get a pair in my size send me a link :) the most unusual request I've had was for a wedding dress. I had to decline, don't own one, so don't ask :D

Well, while we wait for the ladies to chime in, there's this. To me, the clock starts when I walk in. The hugs, the kisses, the chit-chat are all part of the experience and the shower time is also counted. More importantly, were I enjoying the pleasure of your company, time is up when you say it is. Period. If it's at the 29 minute mark or 39, it is your time, your business, your decision. IMHO, sounds like you met a Class A twit.

This girl has always contributed informative, valuable insight to this board. She is truly unique among us,unquestionably cute, we've had our tiffs but she has always been forgiving, welcoming, friendly and kind when approached. I value her and because of this I'd like to nominate her as our Cerb goddess of the Day:) Plus she is an animal lover;) Sweet Emily J http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=68545

YES..!! I got a new career opportunity... I start on May 5th.. Thank-you lucky stars and Angels..!! D.

All you have to do is pm the lady for her rates and details. Some just prefer to discuss their business in private nothing.wrong with that

The reasons will probably be as varied as the providers. One reason might be because the sp feels it more discrete to discuss them one on one. I post my rates on my site but seldom do I in my ads. I want men to view my site before they book with me. After all, the point of setting up a site is to inform potential clients of my rates. services, how best to contact me and a little insight into my personality. So prior to contacting me they'll be informed. It does seem lately though an effort for a lot of men to take a minute to read , lol. In the end every sp advertises in her own special way, frustrating or not, she/he has chosen to do it for their reasons, which are important to them, so they should be respected. I have one service that I'll only give the rate via phone. I'm picky about who I offer this service to and want to speak to the potential client first. I prefer this for all my services, as talking to someone can give you much more insight than an email or text, imo. So inconvenient or not this is the way I want it:)

I absolutely wish there were MORE female clients interested in visiting with female SP's one on one!!!

A few years ago, a touring lady from Toronto was here in Ottawa ( I had seen her once before), we were to see each other the next am. When I texted her for location, she asked if she call me, I said "yes of course". She called, was crying on the phone, she had been robbed by 3 guys the night prior to our appointment. The guy came to her door, and before she could get the door closed the other two barged in, they cleaned her out cash wise, it was a late appointment around 11pm. Needless to say she reported the robbery to police,her room was already paid for, so I met her outside her Hotel (a four star hotel commonly used by providers), she was sitting on her suitcase, teared up. I took her to bus station, bought her return ticket,(she bussed and came one way, and to see the city and didn't know how long she would stay) and I gave her my donation of the intended agreement between us, so she could eat on the way home and have some money. This is NOT being White knight, as far as I'm concerned, this was simply doing the right thing, when someone is in tears,upset, and lost everything in the past 2 days, I think helping that person out was the appropriate thing to do. We stayed in touch over the following year, she never came back to Ottawa, because of that situation, and last email from her was she was retiring and going back to school.

Just had an appointment with Tracy today, and it was phenomenal, one of the better experiences i have had with this agency. Very nice bubbly personality and very easy to get along with, and gives a very very very good bj. If you love asian girls i would highly recommend you go see her.

she is back guys http://kingston.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/zoe-d-back-and-looking-to-play-29/22024171

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Where is Tease ? I like these quiet remote places, never know what to expect.

Okay, this reply is too late to be of immediate use, but... For someone you've never met before, it's tricky. If she has a website, she may have a gift-list on it. Otherwise... yeah... flowers, chocolate, gift cards, or maybe something as simple as a bit extra in the envelope. Once you repeat with someone it's easier as you'll hopefully have a better idea of what she will/won't like. And don't worry about it feeling "kinda lame". I'm sure she'll appreciate it, whatever it is.

Traffic problems etc do happen which is why the majority of ladies won't book back to back appointments. So....IMHO the time starts once you pass the threshold (of course any late arrivals should be communicated to the lady...especially anything later than 10 to 15 minutes). Please don't view this as us being clock watchers. It's just a matter of respect for each other's time and possible other commitments either personal or professional. PS being early is sometimes worse than being late lol

Haven't tried it with an SP but I'll admit to me the idea sounds like it could be fun, and I'll try anything twice! Of course at the end of the day it's all personal preference and what works for each person. Speaking for myself, I can say having porn playing isn't going to take away my attention from the lady but, when in a certain mood, could enhance it. I used to have a girlfriend who quite enjoyed watching porn together. For us, it didn't distract from each other at all but was a fun naughty activity to do together. In my experience watching porn with a lady who also enjoys doing so is not the same as doing it alone. With a certain attitude, porn can be just another accessory like lingerie, music, toys, candles or blindfolds that accentuate and add to an experience. So yeah, I like the idea but can also understand why it wouldn't be everyone's cup of tea. I think Miss Jessica Lee's suggestion of stating you have it as an option is probably the best way to go. That way those who like the idea will know it's OK to ask; but you won't awkwardly surprise anyone that isn't into it.

Yes. Google Analytics is where it's at. Also Google Webmaster Tools is very useful as well. It gives even more info about keyword search terms, which Google Analytics hides or shows as: (not provided). And it also shows where improvements for search optimization can be made. Plus other interactive features like the ability to ask Google to crawl your site when you make changes or add pages, etc. All free. :)

I would like to nominate as Goddess of the Day, Carrie Moon.

Sexy for me is complicated. It is one thing or it can be a combination of may things. It can be the clothes she wears (knee length dresses or skirts); the sent of her perfume; how she wears her hair (ponytail or bun); her gentle nature; her playful nature; her love of children and animals; little or no makeup; the sound of her voice; the shape of her ears; her figure; her mind; her spirit; the way she expresses her emotions; how she expresses affection; is she touchy feely; does she wear glasses; the sparkle in her eyes; the shape of her ankle; the sound of her laughter; her smile; her desire to seduce me and be with me....

There is also the expenses associated with travel to other cities when on tour. No one has mentioned the cost of private medical and dental insurance. Lets not forget about a private pension plan. I hope that most of you ladies have these things covered? It is not easy living on just CPP alone. I am glad Cristy mentioned the physical and emotional costs. I am amazed at how well many of you ladies stay sane with some of the nonsense you have to deal with from society and some less than gentlemanly clients. I am pleased to see that some of you track your income and expenses. I am sure that Stats Canada and Revenue Canada appreciate your efforts. ;)

Watching my lawn turn green as the rain gently falls on it . Love how everything is being renewed! :)

I'd like to nominate our very own Kathryn Bardot. She walks among us mere mortals and we are glad.

I'm not sure what context Miss Jane is bringing up, if it's specific to this industry, please ignore the rest of this post. When I was younger (I feel old saying that, but in reality just about 7 or so years ago), I met this girl who was all kinds of messed up. She was nice, but for certain reasons, she had a very low self-esteem, dabbled in some dangerous activities, and in other ways, in a bad place. I helped her through some of it, I'm happy to say that I did a decent job, she's headstrong and accomplished now. On her way to bigger and better things. But that relationship really did a number on me. I do believe I was well intentioned, but it did start to feel weird when she became more independent. It's hard to put into words, because saying it really makes me feel a disgusted with myself, and even though everyone here is more or less a faceless avatar, it is a bit shameful to admit this. I resented when she did become better, or healed so to speak. Being that person who was a confidant, a crutch, it made me feel better about myself. I realize now I had my own self-esteem issues, if my 'white-knight' self was using all of this as a confidence booster. 7 years may not seem that long to some here, but I wonder about that little kid, wonder how I could've been that person. I guess based on my own experience, I do have a negative correlation to white knight. I've learned that it's good to do something nice for others, and okay to feel some sort of satisfaction. But it is a small component of my life. I am on occasion hesitant helping people, especially women who are my age. I try to wonder if I'm doing it for the right reasons, or because I feel as if I want something more. This has turned out to be a bit of a rambling, so I'll stop here. Hopefully this was to point.

I have two! And generally feel I'm ahead a bit if I trade them for bishops.